hit or miss
richie: i guess they never miss, huh?
beverly: you got a boyfriend, i bet he doesn't kiss ya!
stan: stop it
beverly: he gon find another and he won't miss ya!
richie: he gon skirt up on that dab like wiz kahlifa
stan: i hate you both
eddie: the fuck was that??
richie: y'all are so mean
stan: how are we being rude?
-richie changed stan's name to stan the man-
-richie changed eddie's name to spagett-
-richie changed bill's name to big boi bill-
-richie changed beverly's name to bestieee-
-richie changed mike's name to mike n ike-
ben: do i get a nickname?
-richie changed ben's name to bennie boy-
spagett: why is bev your bestie?? im hurt rich :((
richie: aww :(( don't worry, i still fuck your mom so we can be friends too
spagett: nevermind, i take it back
-spagett changed spagett's name to eddie-
-richie changed eddie's name to eds-
eds: you're a dumb whore
richie: i gotta go, see yall later.