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instincts bad @spiderman

it is wednesday my dudes. AAAAHHHHHH

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instincts bad @spiderman

spiders, we strike at dawn

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fook booty @bootyho

i'm highly concerned but also intrigued 

 

where them avengers @blinkandyoumiss

my friend retweeted this. @spiderman are you the real one or a fake

 

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instincts bad @spiderman

so many assume. so little know

 

 


 

 

instincts bad @spiderman

i would imagine that peeling off my skin would feel similarly to taking off my suit

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i put the bi in bicycle @cupidshuffle

with how tight that thing looks, you're probably right

 

a lil birdy @tweettweetbitch

imagine if this was fake and the actual spider-man was reading this and went "u rite fam"

 

Replying to @tweettweetbitch

instincts bad @spiderman

u rite fam ;)

 

a lil birdy @tweettweetbitch

my third eye has been open,,,what do i do with this information? ? ?

 


 

 

bold of u to assume @stark

i stay awake at night craving the sweet release of death and for @spiderman to stop blowing up my phone

37.5k likes 43.3k retweets

 

Replying to @stark

instincts bad @spiderman

how dare you accuse me of something so unholy, so sinful,,,i would never

 

cheddar @cheese

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL @spiderman IS THE REAL DEAL

 

Iron Ass @ironmanstan

this right here is why i love this man with my cold, dead heart

 

T'Challa @KingOfWakanda

You're working on the revised Accords. Please get off your phone.

 

Replying to @KingOfWakanda

bold of u to assume @stark

hypocrite

 


 

 

bold of u to assume✓ @stark

so the avengers are back ig

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DEAFinitly @clintbarton

will i show up at the compound at ass o'clock in the morning? we will see

 

thighs of death✓ @blackwidow

Clint, stop. The old man has heart problems

 

fairly oddparents✓ @WandaMaximoff

I have risen from the dead and nobody can tell me otherwise

 

park bench @NYCparkbench

the avengers are really out here bringing us the content we deserve

 

a potato flew around my room @harleyy

@blackwidow Tony really is an old man, isn't he

 

instincts bad✓ @spiderman

now if only Thor and Bruce Banner would suddenly appear. a spider can dream

 

Captain America's Right Nipple @CapsNipple

if only the lord was that kind to us @spiderman

 

Replying to @spiderman

Wingzzzz✓ @SamWilsonFalcon

i won't hesitate to spray you with raid if you come at me with those webs again

 

instincts bad✓ @spiderman

try me, bitch

 


 

 

instincts bad✓ @spiderman

I SAID IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!!!! HOW WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY

27.4k likes 42.1k retweets

 

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i'm in @nedleeds

my bones are vibrating. tell us!!!!!

 

i want to see my little boy✓@ShuriUdaku

shooketh to the core. that really happened. s c i e n c e