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*breadmaster420 renamed the chat “clowns”*

 

tomoe udagawa: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CLOWN, PUNK?

ran ✿: that’s moca’s account

tomoe udagawa: oh

tomoe udagawa: i suppose the name is fitting then, huh

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: DAJFGHDSJKFHGSFKD

tomoe udagawa: himari, what does that mean?

tsuguwu: it’s a keysmash, tomoe! (* ^ ω ^)

breadmaster420: you probably don’t want to use your full name on this site, tomo-chin

breadmaster420: what if you gain a STALKER and they’re NOT AS COOL AS ME??? then what

tomoe udagawa: ah

tomoe: remind me why we made another group chat here?

breadmaster420: for the Dank Memes

tomoe: and what is that?

 

*breadmaster420 attached an image*

 

tomoe: why is there a picture of a clown in an office chair

breadmaster420: that’s you, tomoe

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: OOMF JUST GOT ROASTED!!!

tsuguwu: be nice to her, moca-chan~

ran ✿: tomoe’s been lucky enough to not be tainted by meme culture...can we leave it that way?

breadmaster420: no ;)

ran ✿: ...why was i expecting any other response

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: JHSDGJDFKHGKDFJGHG i’m DECEASED

tomoe: himari!!! are you okay?

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: oh!! it’s just an expression, tomoe! i’m fine ^-^

tsuguwu: (*≧ω≦*)

ran ✿: this could take a while...

breadmaster420: anyways

breadmaster420: i actually made this chat because i have a BURNING question for y’all

ran ✿: i bet ¥100 it’s another fucking meme

tomoe: oi, watch your mouth, ran!

ran ✿: uhhhhh himari's name has "hell" in it?

breadmaster420: RAN HOW DARE YOU it’s VERY important

tsuguwu: what is it, moca-chan?

breadmaster420: lesbians

breadmaster420: what is your wisdom?

tomoe: uh

tsuguwu: world cold and hard...girls soft and warm (≧◡≦) ♡

ran ✿: girl hot

ran ✿: also you owe me ¥100

tomoe: how am i supposed to answer this?

breadmaster420: just say something you enjoy

tomoe: ok

tomoe: eat ramen ?

breadmaster420: VALID

breadmaster420: if you replace ramen with bread…galaxy brain

tsuguwu: why don’t we have both?

 

*tsuguwu attached an image*

 

breadmaster420: THE TACO COMMERCIAL MEME…

breadmaster420: tsuguuu you are a cinnamon roll… too good, too pure for this world...

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: ooh, i’ve got one!

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: for the wisdom question.

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: “stan afterglow!”

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: heheheh but i’m not a lesbian

ran ✿: k.

breadmaster420: hA

tomoe: :o

tsuguwu: if you say so, himari-chan~

 ♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: what????

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: it’s TRUE

 

*breadmaster420 attached an image*

 

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: oH MY DFSHFGFSDJKGHSD 

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: AAAAAAAAA WHERE DID MY WIG GO???

tomoe: you wear a wig? :o

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: nO TOMOE SKDFHGFSDJHGDFJS

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: UGH KAORU SENPAI COULD PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AND I’D BE GLAD

tsuguwu: (⊙_⊙)

breadmaster420: friends, exhibit a.

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: noOO I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: i meant it in like

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: a friend way.

ran ✿: ok

tsuguwu: ok

breadmaster420: ok

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: SHUT UP i like boys !!!! i’m STRAIGHT !!

breadmaster420: yeah you are

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: thank you.

breadmaster420: straight up GAYYYYYYYY

tomoe: haha, good one moca!!!

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: ugh FINE

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: i am gay

breadmaster420: !!!

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: for kaoru-senpai only

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: waIT NO

 

*breadmaster420 attached an image*

 

breadmaster420: congratulations to our baby lesbian himari, whose realization of her gayness was born on this very day

ran ✿: congrats~

tomoe: congrats, himari!

tsuguwu: yay for himari-chan!!!! (ノ^o^)ノ

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: THAT’S NOT FAIR YOU CROPPED IT

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: YOU DON'T GET TO SEE MY DISCLAIMER

breadmaster420: what do you mean

breadmaster420: it says right there next to your name: “i am gay”

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: wow. i am SHOOK

♡ himari ♡ @ FINALS HELL!: user breadmaster420 is PROBLEMATIC. cancelled!

breadmaster420: tea.

tomoe: i

tomoe: i have no idea what i just read

tomoe: what does tea have to do with any of this?? what is cancelled exactly??

ran ✿: tomoe i am so sorry

tsuguwu: (´ ∀ ` *)

 


 

breadmaster420: hey y’all FILTHY MEMERS

breadmaster420: i was thinking about if COMIC PANIC had a different name

ran ✿: oh no

breadmaster420: we could name it GAY PANIC

breadmaster420: to mirror the constant state of being that himari lives in~

♡ himari ♡ @ I'M NOT GAY: sTOP IT DSJFGHSDF

tomoe: did she ever find her wig?