In the several thousand chapters of Proud Immortal Demon Way, there was no perverted scenario that the great god Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky had left unexplored. Whatever he felt would satisfy his readers at the moment, Airplane would contrive a situation for it.
Even now, despite the “plot” of the original novel having been derailed by none other than Airplane’s number one fan a while ago, some of these questionable events would insist on occurring, except, instead of involving Bingge and his wives, Shen Qingqiu found himself bearing the brunt of it.
Didn’t the genre change? Hadn’t he worked hard to improve the plot of the novel? Why then did these shameless scenarios persist? Shen Qingqiu had demanded of the System, which had only replied that his feedback would be taken into consideration.
And one of the blatant detours into fanservice was why Shen Qingqiu was in his current predicament.
In the original novel, some minor villain had come up with this brilliant “plan”. He would send one of his female subordinates to take possession of Bingge’s body, while leaving Bingge helpless in that female demon’s body.
Even in a different body, Luo Binghe’s protagonist halo remained, and since the process of returning to each other’s bodies entailed a vigorous round of intercourse, nothing of consequence happened, except for Bingge gaining a new wife, and, Airplane satisfying the imaginations of his audience about how a “Bingjie” would do it.
The female demon in question had indeed launched her attack earlier in the day.
She had been easily subdued, but not before the soul-exchanging array managed to take effect!
And, so, Shen Qingqiu had spent the better part of the day in Luo Binghe’s body.
Luo Binghe had practically been beside himself upon discovering that he was wearing Shen Qingqiu’s body.
On instinct, Shen Qingqiu had wanted to reach out and smack Luo Binghe with his fan, before remembering their current state.
“The only means to return to our bodies is... intercourse,” Shen Qingqiu had explained, as if there was usually any other way!
It was a peculiar experience, hearing his words in Luo Binghe’s voice. This hesitant tone— wasn’t it the one Luo Binghe always used to tug at Shen Qingqiu’s heartstrings and lead him straight to bed?
“Does Shizun want to switch back immediately?” Luo Binghe asked, his hands clenching and un-clenching restlessly by his side.
He looked very much caught between the desire the explore Shen Qingqiu’s body and not wanting to disrespect it.
These words sounded strange, said in Shen Qingqiu’s voice. Nonetheless, Shen Qingqiu caught on to that particular tone in Luo Binghe’s voice.
“Is something the matter, Binghe? Did the array harm you in any other way?” asked Shen Qingqiu, himself growing mildly excited as he realised that he was currently inhabiting the protagonist’s body.
“This disciple has not been harmed,” said Luo Binghe, “But, if Shizun would permit it, this disciple wishes to spend some time in Shizun’s body, so that I may come to understand Shizun even better.”
Despite his sense of shame, Shen Qingqiu wondered if he should have insisted on a vigorous round of papapa back then.
It would have been fine if they had merely spent the day in each other’s company, under the circumstances, but, as luck would have it, there so happened to be a small incident at Qing Jing Peak that demanded Shen Qingqiu’s attentions.
And, even though, Shen Qingqiu had full confidence in Luo Binghe’s acting abilities, it especially concerned Shen Qingqiu if Luo Binghe ran into someone like Liu Qingge— not that Shen Qingqiu had much time to spare worrying about Luo Binghe!
Once he had seen Luo Binghe off, there were countless matters from the Demon World that demanded his attention.
Fortunately, Shen Qingqiu had been in Luo Binghe’s company enough to do a reasonable impression of him, and, when in doubt, Shen Qingqiu could rely on his bullshitting skills to back him up— he had years of practice, after all.
Still! It was really tiring!
Shen Qingqiu really was much too used to Luo Binghe managing their affairs, and, after a day of playing the protagonist, Shen Qingqiu was relieved when he could finally retreat into the safety of their bedroom.
Only when he was there did Shen Qingqiu let out an exhausted sigh. If he had done so early on, he was sure the System would have deducted some points for reducing the protagonist’s coolness points. But, knowing how the protagonist truly was now, could you still call him cool?
Well, how cool Luo Binghe was didn’t particularly matter of Shen Qingqiu now, as he let the tense muscles in Luo Binghe’s face relax.
Catching sight of Luo Binghe’s face in a mirror, Shen Qingqiu could only think: the protagonist looks good no matter what, doesn’t he?
On a whim, Shen Qingqiu arranged his face into as close an approximation of that teary-eyed out Luo Binghe had used so often on him and— critical hit!
Even though he was currently inhabiting Luo Binghe’s body, he was not immune to Luo Binghe’s charms!
The sight of this face made Shen Qingqiu’s chest feel tight.
So, instead, Shen Qingqiu tried to focus on other things.
Shen Qingqiu could at least give credit where credit was due. Airplane had made Luo Binghe much too attractive. It was not just his face, but Shen Qingqiu was sure that Luo Binghe’s three measurements were perfect as well, using the excuse of adjusting Luo Binghe’s robes to inspect every inch of Luo Binghe’s body in the mirror.
And, in the course of his inspection, Shen Qingqiu’s attention naturally drifted towards that weapon between Luo Binghe’s legs.
Shen Qingqiu had remained aware of it throughout the day and had to wonder how Luo Binghe still managed to move so effortlessly when he had three legs to coordinate.
Shifting his focus again, Shen Qingqiu took a seat on the edge of their bed.
Luo Binghe’s body had a high libido and that was definitely why Shen Qingqiu was starting to feel aroused!
Before Luo Binghe had left for Qing Jing Peak, he had coyly, in as much as Shen Qingqiu’s voice could convey coyness, remarked that Shen Qingqiu had Luo Binghe’s full permission to explore his body if Shen Qingqiu so chose.
Still, how could Shen Qingqiu do something so untoward to Luo Binghe’s body?
Sure, he had touched that heavenly sky pillar and even had it inside him multiple times before, but, the thought of jerking himself off while in Luo Binghe’s body made Shen Qingqiu’s head spin.
As Shen Qingqiu was contemplating the ethics of masturbating while in another person’s body, the door to their bedroom opened, and, much to Shen Qingqiu’s relief, Luo Binghe had returned.
The troubled expression Luo Binghe was making that body wear disappeared as he caught sight of Shen Qingqiu.
Seeing such an unrestrained expression of happiness on his own face calmed Shen Qingqiu’s worries, and Shen Qingqiu wondered if this was simply a conditioned response of Luo Binghe’s body, or, if he had simply missed Luo Binghe’s presence that much.
“Shizun,” said Luo Binghe, and that was as much as he was able to say, as Shen Qingqiu pulled him close and pushed Luo Binghe down onto their bed.
What would be really OOC for Luo Binghe, in the moment, Shen Qingqiu reasoned, was if he wasn’t utterly shameless.
Taking his revenge for all the times he had to endure Luo Binghe’s clumsy kisses, Shen Qingqiu nipped at Luo Binghe’s lips, and because Luo Binghe didn’t care for OOC at all, Luo Binghe eagerly parted them, allowing Shen Qingqiu’s tongue into Luo Binghe’s mouth.
Luo Binghe tasted faintly of tea, and Shen Qingqiu could only think that Luo Binghe’s trip to Qing Jing Peak must have tested the limits of Luo Binghe’s endurance, otherwise Luo Binghe would probably have wanted to stay in each other’s bodies for at least a week.
In a move that was more characteristic of Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe parted from the kiss first.
“Shizun, this disciple wishes to return to his body,” said Luo Binghe.
Shen Qingqiu nodded and shifted off Luo Binghe, and realised— wait, even with Luo Binghe’s body, was he going to be the one of the bottom again?
Luckily, Luo Binghe had given this some thought.
“Shizun, could you do it?” Luo Binghe asked, and with his current appearance: his lips slightly swollen, his robes disheveled, Shen Qingqiu realised why Luo Binghe was always so eager to please. “If this disciple can experience what Shizun does, then, this disciple can better please Shizun in the future.”
“Binghe is truly shameless to use this master’s mouth to utter such words,” Shen Qingqiu remarked, but the way his body was registering its interest was undeniable. The weapon between his legs was more than ready to be used, much to Shen Qingqiu’s embarrassment.
Shen Qingqiu tried to stay focused and asked, awkwardly, “Should this master prepare Binghe?”
Luo Binghe looked excited at the thought, before shaking his head, and said, “This disciple wishes to know how Shizun feels every step of the way.”
No matter what body he was in, Luo Binghe was truly shameless!
As Shen Qingqiu tried to think of a response, Luo Binghe reached into the right sleeves of the robe Shen Qingqiu was wearing and removed a small container of lubricant.
A series of ellipses appeared in Shen Qingqiu’s mind, as he thought about Luo Binghe’s previous suggestions to do it when they were outside. Luo Binghe, you really—!
Perhaps because he had spent the day in Shen Qingqiu’s robes and finally realised how expensive and exquisite they were, this time, Luo Binghe undressed himself deliberately, but pausing before he removed the inner robe,
“Shizun,” said Luo Binghe, suddenly shy, “Is this disciple allowed to touch Shizun’s body as he needs to?”
Swallowing his shame, Shen Qingqiu pulled the inner robe off Luo Binghe roughly, almost ripping off a sleeve.
“Does this answer your question, Binghe?”
Luo Binghe nodded, head lowered, blush deepening on his skin.
Why did it suddenly feel like Shen Qingqiu had become the shameless one? Had Luo Binghe finally acquired a sense of shame after spending the day in Shen Qingqiu’s body?
“This disciple will be preparing Shizun’s body now,” said Luo Binghe.
“Take care of my body, Binghe,” said Shen Qingqiu.
“I have always treated Shizun’s body with the utmost care,” Luo Binghe replied, as he spread the long, slender legs of Shen Qingqiu’s body, revealing the erect cock between them.
Shen Qingqiu was relieved that he had yet to remove the pants off Luo Binghe’s body, but, even clothed, it was clear how hard he was.
Luo Binghe began to prepare himself, his now-slick fingers sliding inside him shallowly at first, while, his free hand played with his nipples until they were stiff.
Watching this, Shen Qingqiu had to admit that the body of the scum villain he had transmigrated into was seriously attractive.
Luo Binghe was moaning “Shizun! Shizun!” as he fingered himself, and, now, Shen Qingqiu could understand why Luo Binghe liked to do it while facing Shen Qingqiu and until Shen Qingqiu was incoherent. The sound of that voice, and the debauched appearance of Shen Qingqiu’s body was truly enticing.
But this was not how Shen Qingqiu usually acted when they were in bed together. This was really… Luo Binghe’s fault. An image formed in Shen Qingqiu’s mind of Luo Binghe beneath him, his eyes like a pair of stars, his dark hair a slice of the night sky— fuck! Maiden-heartedness was infectious!
The thought fanned the flames of desire within Shen Qingqiu, and, channeling as much shamelessness as he could muster, Shen Qingqiu drew closer to Luo Binghe, who was clearly trying to memorise all the sensations that Shen Qingqiu felt as his body was opened up.
The cock that belonged to that body of his was already dripping precum, and, as Shen Qingqiu wrapped his hand around it and squeeze, he could only wonder at the disparity in size between himself and Luo Binghe.
Sensing Shen Qingqiu’s grip, Luo Binghe paused in his movements, and looked at Shen Qingqiu with tear-filled eyes.
“Shizun, did this disciple treat your body improperly?” Luo Binghe asked.
Not just improperly but it seemed like you were having a lot of fun!
Instead, Shen Qingqiu said, completely stealing a line from Resentment of Chunshan, “Wouldn’t Binghe like to come with this master inside him?”
Luo Binghe was ecstatic, quickly shifting on their bed, folding his body in half, and holding his legs up for Shen Qingqiu to see how well he had prepared himself.
How did Luo Binghe manage this level of eroticism!
With shaking hands, Shen Qingqiu removed the rest of his clothes, the stiff, monstrous thing attached to Luo Binghe;s body still worrying him despite not being the one taking it this time.
Stroking himself several times, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t believe how he had survived, taking this thing inside him. And, now he was going to use it on his own body!
With the sight in front of him and arousal coursing through his body, Shen Qingqiu realised how much restraint Luo Binghe must usually have not to just stick it in.
Recalling how Luo Binghe had treated him in the past, Shen Qingqiu thrust into Luo Binghe slowly, until he was completely sheathed inside his own body.
Panting, Luo Binghe said, “Shizun can do as he pleases.”
Bold words, Luo Binghe! Shen Qingqiu thought. Do you know whose body you’re using?!
Regardless, Shen Qingqiu began to fuck Luo Binghe in earnest, complying with Luo Binghe’s request, and mostly to quiet Luo Binghe’s increasingly graphic monologue about how Shizun was filling him up so well, how Shizun was taking him so roughly, how he could see Shizun’s cock outlined against his stomach—
Since Luo Binghe was occupying Shen Qingqiu’s body, Luo Binghe eventually came first, his release splattering onto his stomach.
Shen Qingqiu moaned, feeling his own body squeeze around his cock, and it only took him several more thrusts before he experience an orgasm so intense that it felt like his soul was leaving his body, which, at least meant that this affliction of theirs had finally been cured.
Shen Qingqiu woke up to a flurry of System notifications.
The System was rambling in his ear:
【The System is honoured to inform the host that the Achievement <“Ahn~ So this is what it feels like!”> has been unlocked.
As a reward, the host has unlocked a temporary <Stamina Boost>, <Male Enhancement Boost>, …
These boosts will be activated in 5, 4, 3, 2...】
Shen Qingqiu x-ed out of this wall of notifications and focused instead on what had happened.
After all this time, he had, as Luo Binghe had once requested, been the one to put it in instead. He had fucked the protagonist!
Technically, Luo Binghe had been in his body, but, oddly enough, Shen Qingqiu didn’t feel as exhausted as he would have expected, and, in fact, he was getting aroused once more.
What did the System say he had unlocked again?!
Shen Qingqiu’s opened his eyes fully, and to the sight of Luo Binghe straddling his waist.
“Shizun,” Luo Binghe said, eagerly, “Now that we have returned to our bodies, could Shizun do it to me again like before?”