Chapter 1: OH YEAH BABY
—-Leon Kuwata added Kiyotaka Ishimaru and 13 others to Gay Rights—-
Toko Fukawa: What is this?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: hi
Leon Kuwata: i made a chat for you fuckin homos
Celestia Ludenberg: How crude. Not all of us are homosexual.
Byakuya Togami: True. Bold statement.
Leon Kuwata: ok first of all 1) Sakura and aoi are dating 2) byakuya likes Makoto and vice versa 3) mondo and taka are literally sucking tongues in front of me rn 4) me and hiro bone 5) Celeste and kiri kiss all the time 6) Sayaka n mukuro are gae. 7) Toko and Komaru kissy 8) that might be it 9) was that everyone
Kyoko Kirigiri: What Celeste and I do have nothing to do with this. We are just polite.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok celesbian
Celestia Ludenberg: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: What is with this profanity?! What is this!!???
Mondo Oowada: fuck you all but taka
Leon Kuwata: whipped
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: PROFANITY! Please explain what this is!
Leon Kuwata: i made this so we can all know each other better u homo
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Excellent idea, Kuwata! I understand I just left with Mondo, but I would give you a hug right now!
Mondo Oowada: dont hug him
Kiyotaka ishimaru: Fine!
Leon Kuwata: baby if you wanna hug me then go ahead ;)
Mondo Oowada: tomoRROW YOU BETTER PREPARE TO GET MURDERED BASTARD
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No murder! Go to sleep! Everyone!
Mondo Oowada: baby im with u irl
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I do not know what “irl” means. Go to sleep everyone! Goodnight.
Leon Kuwata: gn baby
Mondo Oowada: LEON DIE
Chapter 2: Doooont taaake meee tongggueee tiiieeeddd
Leon changes everyone’s names this chapter! And Komaru likes galaxy shiz
Aoi: swimming in pussy
Sayaka: blue noodle
Leon Kuwata: yall can I change the names
Aoi Asahina: Huh?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: is that the first thing u say on this chat bruh
Aoi Asahina: Last night I was with Sakura I couldn’t text:3
Toko Fukawa: ...
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Toko Fukawa: add omaru or im leaving
Makoto Naegi: pls dont add her
Byakuya Togami: Add her.
Makoto Naegi: y u do dis
Sakura Ogami: Hello.
Aoi Asahina: Hello Sakura!!!
Sakura Ogami: Hello Hina.
Aoi Asahina: （⌒▽⌒）
Leon Kuwata: CAN I CHANGE THE NAMES
Junko Enoshima: (´д ｀ ) Can m1ne Be M0n0kuma !!1
Yasuhiro Hagakure: y r u hear
Toko Fukawa: here*
Yasuhiro Hagakure: silence boomer
Toko Fukawa: YOU ARE 3 YEARS OLDER THAN ME
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok boomer
Leon Kuwata: IM CHANGIN THE NAMES
Leon Kuwata Changed his name to ballsack and 14 others
Ballsack added Komaru Naegi!
Ballsack changed Komaru Naegi!s name to thicc
Scissors: change her name you piece of shit!!! that’s so demeaning!!!!!
gay: Leon why is ur name ballsack
gayer: Why is my name Gayer!?
Ballsack: ok everyone shut up n say they’re names
Ballsack: Toko shut the fuck up
Thicc: Hello!!!! What’s this!!!!
Scissors: hi sweetie
Thicc: is that toki!!!?
Swimming in pussy: Lesbian momento
Muscleman: Hina.. your name.
Swimming in pussy: OH-
Ballsack: SAY YOUR FUCKING NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
Gayer: Kiyotaka Ishimaru!!!!!!
Swimming in pussy: Aoi!
Thicc: Komaru :P
Toegamoney: Togami. Don’t appreciate the name change, by the way.
Eggy: mak ot o
Blue noodle: Maizono!
idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: Mukuro. Great name, Kuwata.
Monokuma: Junk0 3n0śh1ma!1!1!1!1!
Drugs: hiro swag punch
Lardass: Yamada ;-3
Jingjing: Kirigiri.... I don’t understand my name?
Blue noodle: It’s a song!
Jingjing: it is...?
Blue noodle: Yep:)!
Drugs: KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI JING JING JING JING
Blue noodle: I wish someone would write a song about me ╥﹏╥
idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: ...I will
Blue noodle: I didn’t know you could sing, mukuro!!!!!!!!
Monokuma: she can’t fatass
Drugs: when she doesn’t text like a complete idiot|°з°|
Monokuma: Mukur0 cant do anyth1ng r1ght.
Blue noodle: I think Mukuro is amazing! Shut it!
Ballsack: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Gayer: NO FIGHTING!!!!
Gay: u tell em bb
Gayer: PDA MONDO
Gay: ಠ _ ಠ
Eggy: shush Komaru
Scissors: don’t shush
Toegamoney: Honestly glad you’re a lesbian now.
Scissors: IM BISEXUAL YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM
Toegamoney: I’m gay. And Japanese.
Scissors: SHUT UP!!!!
Scissors: go on, omaru.
Thicc: thank you! should I buy this!!!!!???
*image of the galaxy cape.jpeg*
Scissors: if you buy that I’m breaking up with you
Ballsack: WHAT THE FUCK IS THTA AHDHAHHAHA
Drugs: it looks like something a sim would wear
Eggy: dont fucking bring that into our house
Thicc: u swore;-;
Thicc: It’s not that bad!!!!
Monokuma: I lik3 1t
Thicc: Thank uuuuuuu
gay: if u buy that I think we will all explode with rage
Lardass: or lust
Swimming in pussy: I-
Blue noodle: I-
Thicc: tokiiiii nuuuuuu
Gayer: Yes goodnight everyone!!!
Ballsack: aw seriously
Chapter 3: Let Sayaka SPEAK
IGNORE THE FACT ITS SAKURAS BDAY AND SHE DOESNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!!!!! SAKUA I LOV YOU soooOOO MUCH!!
Me: *makes the chapter not about that*
No chapters till Tuesday now sorry folks, I have to be in the car for 4 hours and I get travel sick, then when I’m there there’s no WiFi.
Blue noodle: EVERYONE
Ballsack: what thot
idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: Don’t call her that shitlips
idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: AND CHANGE MY NAME
Ballsack: OK SORRY
Ballsack changed idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtmes name to murkrow
Lardass: it’s a Pokemon you pleb
Bluenoodle: LET ME SPEAK D:<
Bluenoodle: silence hetero
Scissors: spit it out
Toegamoney: wise coming from you, fukawa
Eggy: omg no caps
Drugs: he’s really rubbing on us
Jingjing: I think he meant, “we’re really rubbing off on him”
Drugs: yeah that
Ballsack: your a fucking idiot
Thicc: it’s ok, Sayaka!!!! I feel honoured to even be talking to THE Sayaka Maizono rn OMG OMG gogmgofmgogmgogjtkgkgkgkkgkg
Bluenoodle: Awwwwww the naegis are so cute!:3
Scissors: shut up bimbo
Bluenoodle: OK CAN I SAY IT NOW :D
Murkrow: go on babe
Murkrow: Sayaka come on just do it-
Bluenoodle: OK OK
Ballsack: was that it
Murkrow: she’s typing dumbass
Lardass: femdom type shit
Bluenoodle: Well you know how our school is having a talent show so everyone can experience others talents and become better friends,,, would anyone like to write a song with me and perform it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lardass: was that it?
Ballsack: I will, but only because I’m amazing B)
Murkrow: I wiLL
Bluenoodle: yay:P anyone else??
Gayer: I would, but Aniki and I are already participating in something!
Ballsack: y do u call ur bf brother
Gayer: I do not!
Ballsack: Aniki means brother doesn’t it
Gayer: it also means superior!
Gay: bruh im not better than you baby
Gayer: Aniki! PDA!
Lardass: leon i probably see it all the time in doujins its probably some incest fetish
Gay: DO YOU WANNA FUCKIN DIE
Gayer: What is a fetish?
Gayer: Do you know?
Scissors: i have no fuckin clue what dis is KYYAYAYAYAYA
Thicc: I think Toki is genocider syo!!!
Scissors: so ‘gayer’ wants to know what a fetish is?
Gayer: Yes please!
Gay: if you tell him god help me
Gay: can’t hit a girl but I can hit a serial killer
Gayer: MONDO DON’T HIT ANYONE!
Gay: you like it when I hit you;)
Gayer has gone offline
Gay has gone offline
Drugs: bruh they r having seks
Scissors: kyayyayay I’ll just dm him l8r;)) anyone wanna tell me wtf dis is?
Thicc: it’s a groupchat of ur classmates! And me!
Eggy: you shouldn’t be in it ;-;
Thicc: RUDE! Toki wanted me here!
Scissors: ok that is you, kYayyaayayyaya
Monokuma: what th3 fucK 1s that Laugh
Scissors: dunno ask ur mum last night ;)
Monokuma: she’s dead
Scissors: even better!!!!3!4!(!
Lardass: NECROPHILIACS UNITE
Thicc: GOODNIGJT IM GOINNG SLEEP
Drugs: good morning
Ballsack: it’s 9pm
Chapter 4: jon arbuckle
the students discuss the horrible english assignment!
ballsack: y’all rlly let this chat die didn’t u smh
ballsack: hello HOMO
gayer: May you change my name?!
gay: change his name if he wants to have it changed
ballsack: someone’s whipped xD
ballsack changed gayers name to homohallmonitor
homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to study now! Goodbye!
drugs: study ;)
lardass: what is everybody doing for the english homework?
swimminginpussy: crying over it
scissors: it’s not that hard.
swimminginpussy: it’s just making me nervous ._.
ballsack: we had homework??????
ludenwig: yes we do, you cretins
lardass: it is the acting homework where we have to pick a character/role and perform a scene acting as them in front of the class ;3
lardass: i am doing princess piggles!
ludenwig: dear lord...
drugs: oh i’ll do homer simpson
ballsack: i’ll do garfield
ballsack: someone do jon arbuckle with me
eggy: i will:p
ballsack: naegi coming thru in a clutch
jingjing: i’m doing sherlock holmes.
bluenoodle: of course you are!
bluenoodle: i’m going to do hatsune miku!
ludenwig: how are you going to do that?
bluenoodle: Yamada said he would make me her outfit! i could sing for you all <3
ballsack: please don’t my ears will bleed
bluenoodle: wow. if that doesn’t work i’ll do yumemi yumemite:)
lardass: WE LOVE YOU YUMEMI!
thicc: I LOVE KAKEGURUI!!!!!!!
bluenoodle: AS DOES YAMADA AND I <3!
thicc: yaaaaaaa!!!!! i love yumeko so much! itsuki is my best girl:3
monokuma: n0t t0 b3 r00d but can you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murkrow: yeah. i agree with you, sis.
monokuma: wh0 ask3d?
muscleman: Hina, we should do sayori and yuri from doki doki :)
swimminginpussy: YASSSSS I LOVVVEEEE THEMMMMMMMM
homohallmonitor: Mondo wanted to do Josuke and Okayasu!
lardass: finally you like anime :3
homohallmonitor: We aren’t! it’s a waste of time!
gay: babe it would’ve been a good idea ;-;
homohallmonitor: No we are doing something from classic literature!
toegamoney: toko, you should be one of your personalities.
swimminginpussy: low blow byakuya
eggy: babe why
scissors: ngh..... you should be scrooge
toegamoney: Not even funny. I already was planning on that.
toegamoney: alright, i’m bored whos everyone being.
homohallmonitor: I have a list! i already asked everybody.
toegamoney: go on then.
gay: he’s typing DIPSHIT
toegamoney: *rolls eyes*
toegamoney: after you.
homohallmonitor: sayaka is being yumemi,
leon is being garfield, mukuro is being soldier 76?, yamada is being princess piggles, sakura is being yuri, aoi is being sayori, togami is being scrooge, toko is being a hairdresser?, hiro is being homer simpson, makoto is being jon arbuckle, kyoko is being sherlock holmes, mondo is being a hall monitor, i am being a g*ng leader, junko is being herself, and celeste is being wednesday adams. and mondo, stop telling people to die!
gay: baby why did you censor gang
homohallmonitor: BAD WORD!
gay: sure :p<3
toegamoney: toko is being a hairdresser? oh how original!
swimminginpussy: couldn’t you have done one of your characters, toko?
scissors: i write erotica.
lardass: me aswell!
scissors: don’t compare us. i’m being a hairdresser because i don’t like acting in front of people so i can just get jill and her scissors.
ballsack: that’s actually a good idea lol
homohallmonitor: Usually weapons would be banned, but they are props so it is okay!
homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to “sleep” now! Goodnight!
lardass: taka is a virgin
ballsack: nah he ain’t he gets dick every night can’t u hear his room lmao
drugs: the walls are soundproof *thinking emoji*
ballsack: smh. anyway come to my room if u want pizza i have pizza
drugs: i’m on my way
ballsack: actually only hiro can come never mind
drugs: yay thanks ginger
ballsack: never mind i’ll eat this pizza by myself
drugs: CRIES VISHUSH TEARS
drugs: WHATEVER GOODBYE WORLD
scissors: how dramatic.
toegamoney: wise coming from you.
ballsack: ugh this is boring bye homos
swimminginpussy: night everyone !!!
bluenoodle: goodnight everyone :)<3