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Gay rights bitch!

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—-Leon Kuwata added Kiyotaka Ishimaru and 13 others to Gay Rights—-

 

Toko Fukawa: What is this?

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: hi

 

Leon Kuwata: i made a chat for you fuckin homos

 

Celestia Ludenberg: How crude. Not all of us are homosexual.

 

Byakuya Togami: True. Bold statement.

 

Leon Kuwata: ok first of all 1) Sakura and aoi are dating 2) byakuya likes Makoto and vice versa 3) mondo and taka are literally sucking tongues in front of me rn 4) me and hiro bone 5) Celeste and kiri kiss all the time 6) Sayaka n mukuro are gae. 7) Toko and Komaru kissy 8) that might be it 9) was that everyone

 

Kyoko Kirigiri: What Celeste and I do have nothing to do with this. We are just polite.

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok celesbian

 

Celestia Ludenberg: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: What is with this profanity?! What is this!!???

 

Mondo Oowada: fuck you all but taka

 

Leon Kuwata: whipped

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: PROFANITY! Please explain what this is!

 

Leon Kuwata: i made this so we can all know each other better u homo

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Excellent idea, Kuwata! I understand I just left with Mondo, but I would give you a hug right now!

 

Mondo Oowada: dont hug him

Kiyotaka ishimaru: Fine!

Leon Kuwata: baby if you wanna hug me then go ahead ;)

Mondo Oowada: tomoRROW YOU BETTER PREPARE TO GET MURDERED BASTARD

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No murder! Go to sleep! Everyone!

Mondo Oowada: baby im with u irl

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I do not know what “irl” means. Go to sleep everyone! Goodnight.

Leon Kuwata: gn baby

Mondo Oowada: LEON DIE

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Leon Kuwata: yall can I change the names

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Huh?

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: is that the first thing u say on this chat bruh

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Last night I was with Sakura I couldn’t text:3

 

 

Toko Fukawa: ...

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

 

Toko Fukawa: add omaru or im leaving

 

 

Makoto Naegi: pls dont add her

 

 

Byakuya Togami: Add her.

 

 

Makoto Naegi: y u do dis

 

 

Sakura Ogami: Hello.

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Hello Sakura!!!

 

 

Sakura Ogami: Hello Hina.

 

 

Aoi Asahina: (⌒▽⌒)

 

 

Leon Kuwata: CAN I CHANGE THE NAMES

 

 

Junko Enoshima: (´д ) Can m1ne Be M0n0kuma !!1

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: y r u hear

 

 

Toko Fukawa: here*

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: silence boomer

 

 

Toko Fukawa: YOU ARE 3 YEARS OLDER THAN ME

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok boomer

 

 

Leon Kuwata: IM CHANGIN THE NAMES

 

 

Leon Kuwata Changed his name to ballsack and 14 others

 

 

Ballsack added Komaru Naegi!

 

Ballsack changed Komaru Naegi!s name to thicc

 

 

Scissors: change her name you piece of shit!!! that’s so demeaning!!!!!

 

 

gay: Leon why is ur name ballsack

 

 

gayer: Hello!

 

 

gayer: Why is my name Gayer!?

 

 

Ballsack: ok everyone shut up n say they’re names

 

 

Scissors: their*

 

 

Ballsack: Toko shut the fuck up

 

 

Thicc: Hello!!!! What’s this!!!!

 

 

Scissors: hi sweetie

 

 

Thicc: is that toki!!!?

 

 

Scissors: ....yes

 

 

Swimming in pussy: Lesbian momento

 

 

Muscleman: Hina.. your name.

 

 

Swimming in pussy: OH-

 

 

Ballsack: SAY YOUR FUCKING NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Gayer: Kiyotaka Ishimaru!!!!!!

 

 

Gay: mondo

 

 

Swimming in pussy: Aoi!

 

 

Thicc: Komaru :P

 

 

Scissors: toko

 

 

Toegamoney: Togami. Don’t appreciate the name change, by the way.

 

 

Eggy: mak ot o

 

 

Ballsack: 11037

 

 

Blue noodle: Maizono!

 

 

idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: Mukuro. Great name, Kuwata.

 

 

Muscleman: Sakura.

 

 

Monokuma: Junk0 3n0śh1ma!1!1!1!1!

 

 

Drugs: hiro swag punch

 

 

Lardass: Yamada ;-3

 

 

Ludenwig: Celeste..

 

 

Jingjing: Kirigiri.... I don’t understand my name?

 

 

Blue noodle: It’s a song!

 

 

Jingjing: it is...?

 

 

Blue noodle: Yep:)!

 

 

Drugs: KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI JING JING JING JING

 

 

Jingjing: ah.

 

 

Blue noodle: I wish someone would write a song about me ╥﹏╥

 

 

idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: ...I will

 

 

Blue noodle: I didn’t know you could sing, mukuro!!!!!!!!

 

 

Monokuma: she can’t fatass

 

 

Drugs: when she doesn’t text like a complete idiot|°з°|

 

 

Monokuma: Mukur0 cant do anyth1ng r1ght.

 

 

Blue noodle: I think Mukuro is amazing! Shut it!

 

 

Ballsack: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

 

Gayer: NO FIGHTING!!!!

 

 

Gay: u tell em bb

 

 

Gayer: PDA MONDO

 

 

Gay: _

 

 

Thicc: Everyone!!!!

 

 

Eggy: shush Komaru

 

 

Scissors: don’t shush

 

 

Toegamoney: Honestly glad you’re a lesbian now.

 

 

Scissors: IM BISEXUAL YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM

 

 

Toegamoney: I’m gay. And Japanese.

 

 

Scissors: SHUT UP!!!!

 

 

Thicc: ...............

 

 

Scissors: go on, omaru.

 

 

Thicc: thank you! should I buy this!!!!!???

 

 

*image of the galaxy cape.jpeg*

 

 

Scissors: if you buy that I’m breaking up with you

 

 

Ballsack: WHAT THE FUCK IS THTA AHDHAHHAHA

 

 

Drugs: it looks like something a sim would wear

 

 

Eggy: dont fucking bring that into our house

 

 

Thicc: u swore;-;

 

 

Thicc: It’s not that bad!!!!

 

 

Monokuma: I lik3 1t

 

 

Thicc: Thank uuuuuuu

 

 

gay: if u buy that I think we will all explode with rage

 

 

Lardass: or lust

 

 

Swimming in pussy: I-

 

 

Ballsack: I-

 

 

Blue noodle: I-

 

 

Scissors: Goodnight

 

 

Thicc: tokiiiii nuuuuuu

 

 

Scissors: GOODNIGHT

 

 

Gayer: Yes goodnight everyone!!!

 

 

Ballsack: aw seriously

 

 

Drugs: bi

 

 

gay: gn

 

 

Ballsack: yallsuck

 

 

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Blue noodle: EVERYONE


Ballsack: what thot


idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: Don’t call her that shitlips


idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: AND CHANGE MY NAME


Ballsack: OK SORRY


Ballsack changed idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtmes name to murkrow


Murkrow: what?


Lardass: it’s a Pokemon you pleb


Murkrow: -_-


Bluenoodle: LET ME SPEAK D:<


Lardass: no


Bluenoodle: silence hetero


Scissors: spit it out


Toegamoney: wise coming from you, fukawa


Eggy: omg no caps


Drugs: he’s really rubbing on us


Ballsack: whAT


Jingjing: I think he meant, “we’re really rubbing off on him”


Drugs: yeah that


Ballsack: your a fucking idiot


Scissors: you’re*


Ballsack: die


Bluenoodle: ._.


Thicc: it’s ok, Sayaka!!!! I feel honoured to even be talking to THE Sayaka Maizono rn OMG OMG gogmgofmgogmgogjtkgkgkgkkgkg


Scissors: grrrrrr


Bluenoodle: Awwwwww the naegis are so cute!:3


Eggy: ;-;


Thicc: AAHHHHHHH


Scissors: shut up bimbo


Toegamoney: ...


Bluenoodle: OK CAN I SAY IT NOW :D


Murkrow: go on babe


Bluenoodle: MUKURO


Monokuma: gross


Murkrow: Sayaka come on just do it-


Bluenoodle: OK OK


Ballsack: was that it


Murkrow: she’s typing dumbass


Ballsack: ;-;


Lardass: femdom type shit


Bluenoodle: Well you know how our school is having a talent show so everyone can experience others talents and become better friends,,, would anyone like to write a song with me and perform it!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lardass: was that it?


Bluenoodle: what-


Ballsack: I will, but only because I’m amazing B)


Murkrow: I wiLL


Bluenoodle: yay:P anyone else??


Gayer: I would, but Aniki and I are already participating in something!


Gay: yeahs


Ballsack: y do u call ur bf brother


Gayer: I do not!


Ballsack: Aniki means brother doesn’t it


Gayer: it also means superior!


Gay: bruh im not better than you baby


Gayer: Aniki! PDA!


Lardass: leon i probably see it all the time in doujins its probably some incest fetish


Gay: DO YOU WANNA FUCKIN DIE


Gayer: What is a fetish?


Scissors: hey


Gayer: Do you know?


Scissors: me?


Gayer: Yes!


Scissors: i have no fuckin clue what dis is KYYAYAYAYAYA


Thicc: I think Toki is genocider syo!!!


Scissors: so ‘gayer’ wants to know what a fetish is?


Gayer: Yes please!


Gay: if you tell him god help me


Gay: can’t hit a girl but I can hit a serial killer


Gayer: MONDO DON’T HIT ANYONE!


Gay: you like it when I hit you;)


Gayer has gone offline


Gay has gone offline


Drugs: bruh they r having seks


Scissors: kyayyayay I’ll just dm him l8r;)) anyone wanna tell me wtf dis is?


Thicc: it’s a groupchat of ur classmates! And me!


Eggy: you shouldn’t be in it ;-;


Thicc: RUDE! Toki wanted me here!


Scissors: omaru?


Thicc: Yes!


Scissors: ok that is you, kYayyaayayyaya


Monokuma: what th3 fucK 1s that Laugh


Scissors: dunno ask ur mum last night ;)


Monokuma: she’s dead


Scissors: even better!!!!3!4!(!


Lardass: NECROPHILIACS UNITE


Thicc: GOODNIGJT IM GOINNG SLEEP


Bluenoodle: Goodbye!!!!!


Drugs: good morning


Ballsack: it’s 9pm


Drugs: good

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ballsack: y’all rlly let this chat die didn’t u smh

gayer: Hello!

ballsack: hello HOMO

gay: -_-

ballsack: scary

gayer: May you change my name?!

ballsack: smh

gay: change his name if he wants to have it changed

ballsack: someone’s whipped xD

gay: DIE

 

ballsack changed gayers name to homohallmonitor

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to study now! Goodbye!

 

ballsack: “””””””””study””””””””””

 

drugs: study ;)

 

lardass: what is everybody doing for the english homework?

 

swimminginpussy: crying over it

 

scissors: it’s not that hard.

 

swimminginpussy: it’s just making me nervous ._.

 

ballsack: we had homework??????

 

drugs: no

 

ludenwig: yes we do, you cretins

 

lardass: it is the acting homework where we have to pick a character/role and perform a scene acting as them in front of the class ;3

 

lardass: i am doing princess piggles!

 

ludenwig: dear lord...

 

drugs: oh i’ll do homer simpson

 

ballsack: BRUH

 

ballsack: i’ll do garfield

 

ballsack: someone do jon arbuckle with me

 

eggy: i will:p

 

ballsack: naegi coming thru in a clutch

 

jingjing: i’m doing sherlock holmes.

 

bluenoodle: of course you are!

 

bluenoodle: i’m going to do hatsune miku!

 

ludenwig: how are you going to do that?

 

bluenoodle: Yamada said he would make me her outfit! i could sing for you all <3

 

ballsack: please don’t my ears will bleed

 

bluenoodle: wow. if that doesn’t work i’ll do yumemi yumemite:)

 

lardass: WE LOVE YOU YUMEMI!

 

bluenoodle: yassss!!!!!

 

thicc: I LOVE KAKEGURUI!!!!!!!

 

bluenoodle: AS DOES YAMADA AND I <3!

 

thicc: yaaaaaaa!!!!! i love yumeko so much! itsuki is my best girl:3

 

monokuma: n0t t0 b3 r00d but can you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

murkrow: yeah. i agree with you, sis.

 

monokuma: wh0 ask3d?

 

muscleman: Hina, we should do sayori and yuri from doki doki :)

 

swimminginpussy: YASSSSS I LOVVVEEEE THEMMMMMMMM

 

muscleman: <3

 

ballsack: precious

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo wanted to do Josuke and Okayasu!

 

lardass: finally you like anime :3

 

homohallmonitor: We aren’t! it’s a waste of time!

 

gay: babe it would’ve been a good idea ;-;

 

homohallmonitor: No we are doing something from classic literature!

 

toegamoney: toko, you should be one of your personalities.

 

ballsack: OOOOHHHHHH

 

homohallmonitor: Cruel!

 

swimminginpussy: low blow byakuya

 

eggy: babe why

 

scissors: ngh..... you should be scrooge

 

ballsack: OOOOOOOOOOOHGHGGHHHHHHHG

 

toegamoney: Not even funny. I already was planning on that.

 

scissors: ..........................

 

toegamoney: alright, i’m bored whos everyone being.

 

homohallmonitor: I have a list! i already asked everybody.

 

toegamoney: go on then.

 

gay: he’s typing DIPSHIT

 

toegamoney: *rolls eyes*

 

gay: die

 

toegamoney: after you.

 

homohallmonitor: sayaka is being yumemi,
leon is being garfield, mukuro is being soldier 76?, yamada is being princess piggles, sakura is being yuri, aoi is being sayori, togami is being scrooge, toko is being a hairdresser?, hiro is being homer simpson, makoto is being jon arbuckle, kyoko is being sherlock holmes, mondo is being a hall monitor, i am being a g*ng leader, junko is being herself, and celeste is being wednesday adams. and mondo, stop telling people to die!

 

gay: baby why did you censor gang

 

homohallmonitor: BAD WORD!

 

gay: sure :p<3

 

homohallmonitor: <3

 

toegamoney: toko is being a hairdresser? oh how original!

 

swimminginpussy: couldn’t you have done one of your characters, toko?

 

scissors: i write erotica.

 

lardass: me aswell!

 

scissors: don’t compare us. i’m being a hairdresser because i don’t like acting in front of people so i can just get jill and her scissors.

 

ballsack: that’s actually a good idea lol

 

homohallmonitor: Usually weapons would be banned, but they are props so it is okay!

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to “sleep” now! Goodnight!

 

swimminginpussy: “sleep”

 

ballsack: SECKS

 

swimminginpussy: SEX

 

lardass: taka is a virgin

 

ballsack: nah he ain’t he gets dick every night can’t u hear his room lmao

 

drugs: the walls are soundproof *thinking emoji*

 

ballsack: EXACTLY

 

lardass: *vomits*

 

ballsack: smh. anyway come to my room if u want pizza i have pizza

 

drugs: i’m on my way

 

ballsack: actually only hiro can come never mind

 

drugs: yay thanks ginger

 

ballsack: never mind i’ll eat this pizza by myself

 

drugs: CRIES VISHUSH TEARS

 

ludenwig: vicious*

 

drugs: WHATEVER GOODBYE WORLD

 

scissors: how dramatic.

 

toegamoney: wise coming from you.

 

ballsack: ugh this is boring bye homos

 

swimminginpussy: night everyone !!!

 

bluenoodle: goodnight everyone :)<3