Chapter 1: OH YEAH BABY
—-Leon Kuwata added Kiyotaka Ishimaru and 13 others to Gay Rights—-
Toko Fukawa: What is this?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: hi
Leon Kuwata: i made a chat for you fuckin homos
Celestia Ludenberg: How crude. Not all of us are homosexual.
Byakuya Togami: True. Bold statement.
Leon Kuwata: ok first of all 1) Sakura and aoi are dating 2) byakuya likes Makoto and vice versa 3) mondo and taka are literally sucking tongues in front of me rn 4) me and hiro bone 5) Celeste and kiri kiss all the time 6) Sayaka n mukuro are gae. 7) Toko and Komaru kissy 8) that might be it 9) was that everyone
Kyoko Kirigiri: What Celeste and I do have nothing to do with this. We are just polite.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok celesbian
Celestia Ludenberg: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: What is with this profanity?! What is this!!???
Mondo Oowada: fuck you all but taka
Leon Kuwata: whipped
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: PROFANITY! Please explain what this is!
Leon Kuwata: i made this so we can all know each other better u homo
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Excellent idea, Kuwata! I understand I just left with Mondo, but I would give you a hug right now!
Mondo Oowada: dont hug him
Kiyotaka ishimaru: Fine!
Leon Kuwata: baby if you wanna hug me then go ahead ;)
Mondo Oowada: tomoRROW YOU BETTER PREPARE TO GET MURDERED BASTARD
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No murder! Go to sleep! Everyone!
Mondo Oowada: baby im with u irl
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I do not know what “irl” means. Go to sleep everyone! Goodnight.
Leon Kuwata: gn baby
Mondo Oowada: LEON DIE
Chapter 2: Doooont taaake meee tongggueee tiiieeeddd
Leon changes everyone’s names this chapter! And Komaru likes galaxy shiz
Aoi: swimming in pussy
Sayaka: blue noodle
Leon Kuwata: yall can I change the names
Aoi Asahina: Huh?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: is that the first thing u say on this chat bruh
Aoi Asahina: Last night I was with Sakura I couldn’t text:3
Toko Fukawa: ...
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Toko Fukawa: add omaru or im leaving
Makoto Naegi: pls dont add her
Byakuya Togami: Add her.
Makoto Naegi: y u do dis
Sakura Ogami: Hello.
Aoi Asahina: Hello Sakura!!!
Sakura Ogami: Hello Hina.
Aoi Asahina: （⌒▽⌒）
Leon Kuwata: CAN I CHANGE THE NAMES
Junko Enoshima: (´д ｀ ) Can m1ne Be M0n0kuma !!1
Yasuhiro Hagakure: y r u hear
Toko Fukawa: here*
Yasuhiro Hagakure: silence boomer
Toko Fukawa: YOU ARE 3 YEARS OLDER THAN ME
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok boomer
Leon Kuwata: IM CHANGIN THE NAMES
Leon Kuwata Changed his name to ballsack and 14 others
Ballsack added Komaru Naegi!
Ballsack changed Komaru Naegi!s name to thicc
Scissors: change her name you piece of shit!!! that’s so demeaning!!!!!
gay: Leon why is ur name ballsack
gayer: Why is my name Gayer!?
Ballsack: ok everyone shut up n say they’re names
Ballsack: Toko shut the fuck up
Thicc: Hello!!!! What’s this!!!!
Scissors: hi sweetie
Thicc: is that toki!!!?
Swimming in pussy: Lesbian momento
Muscleman: Hina.. your name.
Swimming in pussy: OH-
Ballsack: SAY YOUR FUCKING NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
Gayer: Kiyotaka Ishimaru!!!!!!
Swimming in pussy: Aoi!
Thicc: Komaru :P
Toegamoney: Togami. Don’t appreciate the name change, by the way.
Eggy: mak ot o
Blue noodle: Maizono!
idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: Mukuro. Great name, Kuwata.
Monokuma: Junk0 3n0śh1ma!1!1!1!1!
Drugs: hiro swag punch
Lardass: Yamada ;-3
Jingjing: Kirigiri.... I don’t understand my name?
Blue noodle: It’s a song!
Jingjing: it is...?
Blue noodle: Yep:)!
Drugs: KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI JING JING JING JING
Blue noodle: I wish someone would write a song about me ╥﹏╥
idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: ...I will
Blue noodle: I didn’t know you could sing, mukuro!!!!!!!!
Monokuma: she can’t fatass
Drugs: when she doesn’t text like a complete idiot|°з°|
Monokuma: Mukur0 cant do anyth1ng r1ght.
Blue noodle: I think Mukuro is amazing! Shut it!
Ballsack: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Gayer: NO FIGHTING!!!!
Gay: u tell em bb
Gayer: PDA MONDO
Gay: ಠ _ ಠ
Eggy: shush Komaru
Scissors: don’t shush
Toegamoney: Honestly glad you’re a lesbian now.
Scissors: IM BISEXUAL YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM
Toegamoney: I’m gay. And Japanese.
Scissors: SHUT UP!!!!
Scissors: go on, omaru.
Thicc: thank you! should I buy this!!!!!???
*image of the galaxy cape.jpeg*
Scissors: if you buy that I’m breaking up with you
Ballsack: WHAT THE FUCK IS THTA AHDHAHHAHA
Drugs: it looks like something a sim would wear
Eggy: dont fucking bring that into our house
Thicc: u swore;-;
Thicc: It’s not that bad!!!!
Monokuma: I lik3 1t
Thicc: Thank uuuuuuu
gay: if u buy that I think we will all explode with rage
Lardass: or lust
Swimming in pussy: I-
Blue noodle: I-
Thicc: tokiiiii nuuuuuu
Gayer: Yes goodnight everyone!!!
Ballsack: aw seriously
Chapter 3: Let Sayaka SPEAK
IGNORE THE FACT ITS SAKURAS BDAY AND SHE DOESNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!!!!! SAKUA I LOV YOU soooOOO MUCH!!
Me: *makes the chapter not about that*
No chapters till Tuesday now sorry folks, I have to be in the car for 4 hours and I get travel sick, then when I’m there there’s no WiFi.
Blue noodle: EVERYONE
Ballsack: what thot
idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: Don’t call her that shitlips
idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: AND CHANGE MY NAME
Ballsack: OK SORRY
Ballsack changed idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtmes name to murkrow
Lardass: it’s a Pokemon you pleb
Bluenoodle: LET ME SPEAK D:<
Bluenoodle: silence hetero
Scissors: spit it out
Toegamoney: wise coming from you, fukawa
Eggy: omg no caps
Drugs: he’s really rubbing on us
Jingjing: I think he meant, “we’re really rubbing off on him”
Drugs: yeah that
Ballsack: your a fucking idiot
Thicc: it’s ok, Sayaka!!!! I feel honoured to even be talking to THE Sayaka Maizono rn OMG OMG gogmgofmgogmgogjtkgkgkgkkgkg
Bluenoodle: Awwwwww the naegis are so cute!:3
Scissors: shut up bimbo
Bluenoodle: OK CAN I SAY IT NOW :D
Murkrow: go on babe
Murkrow: Sayaka come on just do it-
Bluenoodle: OK OK
Ballsack: was that it
Murkrow: she’s typing dumbass
Lardass: femdom type shit
Bluenoodle: Well you know how our school is having a talent show so everyone can experience others talents and become better friends,,, would anyone like to write a song with me and perform it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lardass: was that it?
Ballsack: I will, but only because I’m amazing B)
Murkrow: I wiLL
Bluenoodle: yay:P anyone else??
Gayer: I would, but Aniki and I are already participating in something!
Ballsack: y do u call ur bf brother
Gayer: I do not!
Ballsack: Aniki means brother doesn’t it
Gayer: it also means superior!
Gay: bruh im not better than you baby
Gayer: Aniki! PDA!
Lardass: leon i probably see it all the time in doujins its probably some incest fetish
Gay: DO YOU WANNA FUCKIN DIE
Gayer: What is a fetish?
Gayer: Do you know?
Scissors: i have no fuckin clue what dis is KYYAYAYAYAYA
Thicc: I think Toki is genocider syo!!!
Scissors: so ‘gayer’ wants to know what a fetish is?
Gayer: Yes please!
Gay: if you tell him god help me
Gay: can’t hit a girl but I can hit a serial killer
Gayer: MONDO DON’T HIT ANYONE!
Gay: you like it when I hit you;)
Gayer has gone offline
Gay has gone offline
Drugs: bruh they r having seks
Scissors: kyayyayay I’ll just dm him l8r;)) anyone wanna tell me wtf dis is?
Thicc: it’s a groupchat of ur classmates! And me!
Eggy: you shouldn’t be in it ;-;
Thicc: RUDE! Toki wanted me here!
Scissors: ok that is you, kYayyaayayyaya
Monokuma: what th3 fucK 1s that Laugh
Scissors: dunno ask ur mum last night ;)
Monokuma: she’s dead
Scissors: even better!!!!3!4!(!
Lardass: NECROPHILIACS UNITE
Thicc: GOODNIGJT IM GOINNG SLEEP
Drugs: good morning
Ballsack: it’s 9pm
Chapter 4: jon arbuckle
the students discuss the horrible english assignment!
ballsack: y’all rlly let this chat die didn’t u smh
ballsack: hello HOMO
gayer: May you change my name?!
gay: change his name if he wants to have it changed
ballsack: someone’s whipped xD
ballsack changed gayers name to homohallmonitor
homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to study now! Goodbye!
drugs: study ;)
lardass: what is everybody doing for the english homework?
swimminginpussy: crying over it
scissors: it’s not that hard.
swimminginpussy: it’s just making me nervous ._.
ballsack: we had homework??????
ludenwig: yes we do, you cretins
lardass: it is the acting homework where we have to pick a character/role and perform a scene acting as them in front of the class ;3
lardass: i am doing princess piggles!
ludenwig: dear lord...
drugs: oh i’ll do homer simpson
ballsack: i’ll do garfield
ballsack: someone do jon arbuckle with me
eggy: i will:p
ballsack: naegi coming thru in a clutch
jingjing: i’m doing sherlock holmes.
bluenoodle: of course you are!
bluenoodle: i’m going to do hatsune miku!
ludenwig: how are you going to do that?
bluenoodle: Yamada said he would make me her outfit! i could sing for you all <3
ballsack: please don’t my ears will bleed
bluenoodle: wow. if that doesn’t work i’ll do yumemi yumemite:)
lardass: WE LOVE YOU YUMEMI!
thicc: I LOVE KAKEGURUI!!!!!!!
bluenoodle: AS DOES YAMADA AND I <3!
thicc: yaaaaaaa!!!!! i love yumeko so much! itsuki is my best girl:3
monokuma: n0t t0 b3 r00d but can you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murkrow: yeah. i agree with you, sis.
monokuma: wh0 ask3d?
muscleman: Hina, we should do sayori and yuri from doki doki :)
swimminginpussy: YASSSSS I LOVVVEEEE THEMMMMMMMM
homohallmonitor: Mondo wanted to do Josuke and Okayasu!
lardass: finally you like anime :3
homohallmonitor: We aren’t! it’s a waste of time!
gay: babe it would’ve been a good idea ;-;
homohallmonitor: No we are doing something from classic literature!
toegamoney: toko, you should be one of your personalities.
swimminginpussy: low blow byakuya
eggy: babe why
scissors: ngh..... you should be scrooge
toegamoney: Not even funny. I already was planning on that.
toegamoney: alright, i’m bored whos everyone being.
homohallmonitor: I have a list! i already asked everybody.
toegamoney: go on then.
gay: he’s typing DIPSHIT
toegamoney: *rolls eyes*
toegamoney: after you.
homohallmonitor: sayaka is being yumemi,
leon is being garfield, mukuro is being soldier 76?, yamada is being princess piggles, sakura is being yuri, aoi is being sayori, togami is being scrooge, toko is being a hairdresser?, hiro is being homer simpson, makoto is being jon arbuckle, kyoko is being sherlock holmes, mondo is being a hall monitor, i am being a g*ng leader, junko is being herself, and celeste is being wednesday adams. and mondo, stop telling people to die!
gay: baby why did you censor gang
homohallmonitor: BAD WORD!
gay: sure :p<3
toegamoney: toko is being a hairdresser? oh how original!
swimminginpussy: couldn’t you have done one of your characters, toko?
scissors: i write erotica.
lardass: me aswell!
scissors: don’t compare us. i’m being a hairdresser because i don’t like acting in front of people so i can just get jill and her scissors.
ballsack: that’s actually a good idea lol
homohallmonitor: Usually weapons would be banned, but they are props so it is okay!
homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to “sleep” now! Goodnight!
lardass: taka is a virgin
ballsack: nah he ain’t he gets dick every night can’t u hear his room lmao
drugs: the walls are soundproof *thinking emoji*
ballsack: smh. anyway come to my room if u want pizza i have pizza
drugs: i’m on my way
ballsack: actually only hiro can come never mind
drugs: yay thanks ginger
ballsack: never mind i’ll eat this pizza by myself
drugs: CRIES VISHUSH TEARS
drugs: WHATEVER GOODBYE WORLD
scissors: how dramatic.
toegamoney: wise coming from you.
ballsack: ugh this is boring bye homos
swimminginpussy: night everyone !!!
bluenoodle: goodnight everyone :)<3
Chapter 5: i always write these after my friends ignore me at school
makoto adds the other classes to the chat :)
anyway i love ishimondo <333
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
homohallmonitor: how was that homework for everybody!?
ballsack: BAD STFU TRYING TO EAT NUDLES
gay: dont tell him to shut up fag
ballsack: ur calling ME a fag LANDKDODI
gay: can someone change my name b4 i kill leon
*gay’s name has been changed to bi-tch*
homohallmonitor: I don’t understand!
bi-tch: good babe
ballsack: gay gay gay
homohallmonitor: i messaged you mondo please check it!!
bi-tch: alright gtg bye 11037
ballsack: STOP CALLING ME THAT
murkrow: can we add the other classes?
bluenoodle: which class?
murkrow: the ones with the bright pink hair man, and the other one with the purple small man
thicc: add Mahiru!!!! i’m good friends with her!!!
ludenwig: lesbians >
monokuma: n00000!!1!!!! l3sb1ans r ann0y1ng!1!!1!1!
murkrow: be quiet junko
murkrow: just because you can’t sort your feelings out about mikan doesn’t make it true
monokuma: I FUCKING HATE MIKAN YOU UGLY BITCH
murkrow: we are twins dumbass
monokuma: whatever you don’t even look like me u lesbo
muscleman: I suggest you stop mocking Mukuro, Junko.
swimminginpussy: GET HER BABE!!!!
junko: im gonna go talk to monaca byeeeeeeeee BITCHEEEEES
swimminginpussy: coward >:3
bluenoodle: baby are you okay???!!!!
murkrow: i’m fine, can we add everyone now?
ballsack: just add them im bored of watching lesbians argue
murkrow: i can’t i don’t have their phone numbers
eggy: i have everybody’s:)
eggy added 30+ users
kaede akamatsu: hello?
eggy: hi!!! for everyone joining this is a chat with the people in our year group at hopes peak!!! + komaru
ibuki mioda: HIYAAA!!!!
hiyoko saionji: what is this shit!
nekomaru nidai: HELLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONNNNEEEEE
homohallmonitor: hello everyone!!! it is kiyotaka!!!
k1-b0: Hello Kiyotaka!!
homohallmonitor: Hello K1-b0 :)!
jingjing: Good afternoon all.
thicc: should we change our names back to normal cos they won’t know who we are?????
teruteru hanamura: oh i know who you are ;)
eggy: teru pls no
eggy: but yes i agree komaru
eggy changed 16 names
mikan tsumiki: hello everyone :3!!!<3 ~~~~
hiyoko saionji: i’m looking for who asked???? shut the fuck up!
mahiru koizumi: hiyoko! be nicer please :)!
hiyoko saionji: .......no talk. me angy.
miu iruma: SUP BIATCH
hiyoko saionji: MIU!!!! HI MUMMA!!!!!
miu iruma: HOW IS MY DAUGHTER?????
hiyoko saionji: IM GOOOOD!!!!!!!
hiyoko saionji: mikan is being a piggy >:(
miu iruma: OH WHO IS THIS BITCH U HAVE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT????
mikan tsumiki: hhhhhhhhhhh......
miu iruma: U MADE MY BABY SAD??? ILL KILL YOU BITCH
mahiru koizumi: OH MY GOD STOP
miu iruma: MAHIRU MY DAUGHTER IN LAW SHUSH^_^
miu iruma: MIKAN FUCK YOU LMAO
mikan tsumiki: *cries*
miu iruma: WIFE HELP ME OUT
kaede akamatsu: stop bullying her omg;(
kaede akamatsu: baby ples stop;(
hiyoko saionji: NO KEEP GOING MUM
kaede akamatsu: HIYOKO:(
kaede akamatsu: I AM UR MUM ASWELL STOP THIS
hiyoko saionji: NOOO
kaede akamatsu: NO GUMMIES
hiyoko saionji: WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
miu iruma: DONT LISTEN TO HER
hiyoko saionji: ;/;
mikan tsumiki: :( :( :(
miu iruma: SHUT UP BITCH
hiyoko saionji: SHUT UP BITCH
miu iruma: mahiru and hiyoko come over!!! need some mother daughter time >:)
hiyoko saionji: okay!!! bye everyone!!!!
mahiru koizumi: bye everyone... sorry mikan...
miu iruma: bi bitches!!!!!
kaede akamatsu: bye everyone!!! sorry mikan :(<3
mikan tsumiki: :( :( :)
hifumi yamada: anyone coming to anime club tomorrow after school?
komaru naegi: me!!!!!!!
teruteru hanamura: will we discus hentai?
komaru naegi: no!!!!!!!!!
hifumi yamada: no, we talk about princess piggles and me, The Alpha And The Omega!
komaru naegi: and parfait girls :)
hifumi yamada: Yes! you can bring ur own anime, teru
teruteru hanamura: alright alright
k1-b0: may i come?
hifumi yamada: yes of course, anyone can:) just come to my dorm room after school tomorrow :)
k1-b0: thank you!!
kiyotaka ishimaru: everyone go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8pm!!!!!! goodnight !!!!
leon kuwata: he was riding that mondo dick for 37 minutes
mondo oowada: stfu leon
kiyotaka ishimaru: :D
mondo oowada: goodnight baby ;)
mondo oowada: :)*
leon kuwata: surrreeee lmao
kiyotaka ishimaru: mondo we are holding each other!!!!! say it to my face!!!!!!!!! good night !!!!!!!
mondo oowada: gn babe
leon kuwata: bye everyone
mikan tsumiki: bye bye...
kyoko kirigiri: goodnight, everyone.
kaito momota: wtf is this gay shit
shuichi saihara: ask again in the morning...
comment??? ships??? for??? v3???? and??? sdr2???
Chapter 6: poor hiro
some story development happens :0
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
leon kuwata: morning y a l l
kiyotaka ishimaru: good job Kuwata!!! nice seeing my fellow classmates be up so early!!!
mondo oowada: did i do a good job 2 babe
kiyotaka ishimaru: Yes!!!! i love u!!
mondo oowada: i love u 2 babey<3333333333
leon kuwata: ily2
leon kuwata: hiro not taka
leon kuwata: who am i kidding he’s asleep
akane owari: and how do u know that ;)
leon kuwata: we had sex last night
yasuhiro hagakure: im awake
leon kuwata: holy shit
akane owari: oh-
hiyoko saionji: no one cares red head!!!!
mahiru koizumi: uh...
hiyoko saionji: MISS MAHIRU IM SORRYYYYY!!!!!!!WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH *babey noises;~;!!!*
mahiru koizumi: *gives u gummy*
hiyoko saionji: TAAAAANK UUUU!!!!!!! mwah!
kazuichi souda: 7:7:£;;:££:7)&&:?&,&;&;&/838£(.&.&.£:£&€jjwehJdjsjhZnds
miu iruma: eh? what is grease monkey talking about?
kazuichi souda: lesbians r hot
sayaka maizono: DIE
kazuichi souda: what i mean y’all r nice n whatever but so sexy when y’all kiss ;;;)))
sakura ogami: can i kill him?
aoi asahina: kill him
kaito momota: as number #1 lesbian defender, kazucchini is going to prison
kazuichi souda: BUT THEYR HOT
sonia nevermind: CEASE AND DESIST! Silence, peasant!
kazuichi souda: .......fine
kazuichi souda: i just want a gf
sonia nevermind: that is not the way to go about it! fetishising lesbians is disgusting!
hiyoko saionji: maybe stop being an annoying greasy pigshit!!! if u want a girlfriend put some fucking effort in!!! u would expect her 2 do the same!!!!
kazuichi souda: ...
kazuichi souda: anyone here wanna be my gf
teruteru hanamura: what about bf?;)
kazuichi souda: best friend? no thanks i want to have sex
leon kuwata: hey mondo and taka have been fucking way before they were boyfriends
kiyotaka ishimaru: No!!!!!!!!! I don’t f word!!!!!!!!!!!!
mondo oowada: i wanna be mad but taka that was adorable
teruteru hanamura: i meant boyfriend, kazu;)
kazuichi souda: yhhhhhhhhhhhh i like gorls sorry
teruteru hanamura: so do i, i’m bisexual
kazuichi souda: bisexual?
kazuichi souda: im gonna. go. look. at things
teruteru hanamura: alright ;).
kiyotaka ishimaru: im confused!!! but okay!!! mondo, kuwata, and i are having a “sleepover” would anybody like to come!!! it is tonight at kuwata’s house!!!
makoto naegi: “sleepover” ???
mondo oowada: he doesn’t like using that term cos we never sleep
makoto naegi: i can come :p
mondo oowada: i wish leon wasn’t coming
leon kuwata: i wish you weren’t coming mondo
byakuya togami: do you love kiyotaka, leon?
leon kuwata: no what
leon kuwata: i’m with hiro
leon kuwata: stfu
byakuya togami: just because you are “with him” doesn’t mean you love him.
yasuhiro hagakure: uh
leon kuwata: hiro dm me
yasuhiro hagakure: uhh alright
kiyotaka ishimaru: ???
mondo oowada: ........
byakuya togami: ( ；｀ヘ´)[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]i love causing arguments
-Private chat between Yasuhiro and Leon-
Coolwater73: listen dude
Coolwater73: i love you a lot. but lately i’ve just been thinking and i just love u as a friend. i’m sorry dude please don’t take it too hardly
Lassohero: that’s okay
Lassohero: i mean like
Lassohero: aslong as u happy
Lassohero: i kinda feel the same way tho lol i love u but not in that way anymore
Coolwater73: no hard feelings ?
Lassohero: no hard feelings bro
Lassohero: speaking of hard feelings
Lassohero: do u like ishi
Lassohero: cos he’s like. my step bro lol so if u want me to spy on him or get his diary i can
Coolwater73: MAYBE DONT STEAL HIS DIARY
Coolwater73: or do i’ll see
coolwater73: sorry i’m like. dumping u cos i like ur step bro btw..........
lassohero: no it’s okay he’s cute lmao
coolwater73: BRUH HES UR STEP BROTHER
lassohero: i wouldn’t fuck him calm down
coolwater73: ur gross
lassohero: i am aren’t i
lassohero: well i mean before he comes to ur house he has to eat dinner with takaaki hiroko celeste peko and me so like i’ll tell him an earlier time and he can go with just u 2
coolwater73: tell him 6 he was gonna come at 8
lassohero: but he rlly loves mondo so what r u gonna do
lassohero: poly ಠ_ಠ
coolwater73: i dont want to date mondo
lassohero: you don’t have to lmao just let both of u date taka
coolwater73: what if my dick isn’t as big as mondos tho
lassohero: it won’t be he has bde
lassohero: and i share a room with him and he washes his sheets after mondo comes over so he must be pretty good
coolwater73: or he doesn’t want mondos ugly stench
lassohero: why did u even invite mondo
coolwater73: i didn’t taka did
lassohero: u got cucked
coolwater73: stfu ill kill u
coolwater73: can u come later i need a wingman
lassohero: what about my broken heart ಠ益ಠ
coolwater73: BOI BYE
lassohero: alright i’ll come at 8 gtg now bye bi
coolwater73: bye loser
-Public group chat-
kiyotaka ishimaru: i hope you two are okay?
mondo oowada: baby come over
kiyotaka ishimaru: alright!! <3333
leon kuwata: me and hiro broke up but don’t worry it’s okay we r still good
mondo oowada: k didn’t ask
kiyotaka ishimaru: i’m sorry to hear that!!! i’m glad you are still friends!!
byakuya togami: swerved af
leon kuwata: boi i broke up with him
makoto naegi: byakuya just said “af”
makoto naegi: i
kiyotaka ishimaru: see you later leon !!!
leon kuwata: gonna jerk off 2 ur bitmoji taka
kiyotaka ishimaru: “bitmoji”?
mondo oowada: baby i’ll come pick u up N O W
kiyotaka ishimaru: thank you mondo!!!!
mondo oowada: gonna stop by and kill leon first
kiyotaka ishimaru: no- dont-
kiyotaka ishimaru: is everyone okay im confused
mondo oowada: everything’s fine baby see u in 10 mins okay??
kiyotaka ishimaru: alright :)<3
ibuki mioda: ibuki senses tension>.<
kiyotaka ishimaru: between who?
ibuki mioda: leony and mondony :3
kiyotaka ishimaru: i am not sure
leon kuwata: nothing
leon kuwata: were fine it’s fine
kiyotaka ishimaru: we’re *
leon kuwata: ...
leon kuwata: see u later taka
kiyotaka ishimaru: yes !!
ooo. next part may not be 100% chatfic, btw