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—-Leon Kuwata added Kiyotaka Ishimaru and 13 others to Gay Rights—-

 

Toko Fukawa: What is this?

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: hi

 

Leon Kuwata: i made a chat for you fuckin homos

 

Celestia Ludenberg: How crude. Not all of us are homosexual.

 

Byakuya Togami: True. Bold statement.

 

Leon Kuwata: ok first of all 1) Sakura and aoi are dating 2) byakuya likes Makoto and vice versa 3) mondo and taka are literally sucking tongues in front of me rn 4) me and hiro bone 5) Celeste and kiri kiss all the time 6) Sayaka n mukuro are gae. 7) Toko and Komaru kissy 8) that might be it 9) was that everyone

 

Kyoko Kirigiri: What Celeste and I do have nothing to do with this. We are just polite.

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok celesbian

 

Celestia Ludenberg: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: What is with this profanity?! What is this!!???

 

Mondo Oowada: fuck you all but taka

 

Leon Kuwata: whipped

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: PROFANITY! Please explain what this is!

 

Leon Kuwata: i made this so we can all know each other better u homo

 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Excellent idea, Kuwata! I understand I just left with Mondo, but I would give you a hug right now!

 

Mondo Oowada: dont hug him

Kiyotaka ishimaru: Fine!

Leon Kuwata: baby if you wanna hug me then go ahead ;)

Mondo Oowada: tomoRROW YOU BETTER PREPARE TO GET MURDERED BASTARD

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No murder! Go to sleep! Everyone!

Mondo Oowada: baby im with u irl

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I do not know what “irl” means. Go to sleep everyone! Goodnight.

Leon Kuwata: gn baby

Mondo Oowada: LEON DIE

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Leon Kuwata: yall can I change the names

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Huh?

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: is that the first thing u say on this chat bruh

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Last night I was with Sakura I couldn’t text:3

 

 

Toko Fukawa: ...

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

 

Toko Fukawa: add omaru or im leaving

 

 

Makoto Naegi: pls dont add her

 

 

Byakuya Togami: Add her.

 

 

Makoto Naegi: y u do dis

 

 

Sakura Ogami: Hello.

 

 

Aoi Asahina: Hello Sakura!!!

 

 

Sakura Ogami: Hello Hina.

 

 

Aoi Asahina: (⌒▽⌒)

 

 

Leon Kuwata: CAN I CHANGE THE NAMES

 

 

Junko Enoshima: (´д ) Can m1ne Be M0n0kuma !!1

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: y r u hear

 

 

Toko Fukawa: here*

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: silence boomer

 

 

Toko Fukawa: YOU ARE 3 YEARS OLDER THAN ME

 

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ok boomer

 

 

Leon Kuwata: IM CHANGIN THE NAMES

 

 

Leon Kuwata Changed his name to ballsack and 14 others

 

 

Ballsack added Komaru Naegi!

 

Ballsack changed Komaru Naegi!s name to thicc

 

 

Scissors: change her name you piece of shit!!! that’s so demeaning!!!!!

 

 

gay: Leon why is ur name ballsack

 

 

gayer: Hello!

 

 

gayer: Why is my name Gayer!?

 

 

Ballsack: ok everyone shut up n say they’re names

 

 

Scissors: their*

 

 

Ballsack: Toko shut the fuck up

 

 

Thicc: Hello!!!! What’s this!!!!

 

 

Scissors: hi sweetie

 

 

Thicc: is that toki!!!?

 

 

Scissors: ....yes

 

 

Swimming in pussy: Lesbian momento

 

 

Muscleman: Hina.. your name.

 

 

Swimming in pussy: OH-

 

 

Ballsack: SAY YOUR FUCKING NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Gayer: Kiyotaka Ishimaru!!!!!!

 

 

Gay: mondo

 

 

Swimming in pussy: Aoi!

 

 

Thicc: Komaru :P

 

 

Scissors: toko

 

 

Toegamoney: Togami. Don’t appreciate the name change, by the way.

 

 

Eggy: mak ot o

 

 

Ballsack: 11037

 

 

Blue noodle: Maizono!

 

 

idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: Mukuro. Great name, Kuwata.

 

 

Muscleman: Sakura.

 

 

Monokuma: Junk0 3n0śh1ma!1!1!1!1!

 

 

Drugs: hiro swag punch

 

 

Lardass: Yamada ;-3

 

 

Ludenwig: Celeste..

 

 

Jingjing: Kirigiri.... I don’t understand my name?

 

 

Blue noodle: It’s a song!

 

 

Jingjing: it is...?

 

 

Blue noodle: Yep:)!

 

 

Drugs: KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI KIRIGIRI JING JING JING JING

 

 

Jingjing: ah.

 

 

Blue noodle: I wish someone would write a song about me ╥﹏╥

 

 

idkwhattoputplsdonthurttme: ...I will

 

 

Blue noodle: I didn’t know you could sing, mukuro!!!!!!!!

 

 

Monokuma: she can’t fatass

 

 

Drugs: when she doesn’t text like a complete idiot|°з°|

 

 

Monokuma: Mukur0 cant do anyth1ng r1ght.

 

 

Blue noodle: I think Mukuro is amazing! Shut it!

 

 

Ballsack: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

 

Gayer: NO FIGHTING!!!!

 

 

Gay: u tell em bb

 

 

Gayer: PDA MONDO

 

 

Gay: _

 

 

Thicc: Everyone!!!!

 

 

Eggy: shush Komaru

 

 

Scissors: don’t shush

 

 

Toegamoney: Honestly glad you’re a lesbian now.

 

 

Scissors: IM BISEXUAL YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM

 

 

Toegamoney: I’m gay. And Japanese.

 

 

Scissors: SHUT UP!!!!

 

 

Thicc: ...............

 

 

Scissors: go on, omaru.

 

 

Thicc: thank you! should I buy this!!!!!???

 

 

*image of the galaxy cape.jpeg*

 

 

Scissors: if you buy that I’m breaking up with you

 

 

Ballsack: WHAT THE FUCK IS THTA AHDHAHHAHA

 

 

Drugs: it looks like something a sim would wear

 

 

Eggy: dont fucking bring that into our house

 

 

Thicc: u swore;-;

 

 

Thicc: It’s not that bad!!!!

 

 

Monokuma: I lik3 1t

 

 

Thicc: Thank uuuuuuu

 

 

gay: if u buy that I think we will all explode with rage

 

 

Lardass: or lust

 

 

Swimming in pussy: I-

 

 

Ballsack: I-

 

 

Blue noodle: I-

 

 

Scissors: Goodnight

 

 

Thicc: tokiiiii nuuuuuu

 

 

Scissors: GOODNIGHT

 

 

Gayer: Yes goodnight everyone!!!

 

 

Ballsack: aw seriously

 

 

Drugs: bi

 

 

gay: gn

 

 

Ballsack: yallsuck

 

 

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Blue noodle: EVERYONE


Ballsack: what thot


idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: Don’t call her that shitlips


idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtme: AND CHANGE MY NAME


Ballsack: OK SORRY


Ballsack changed idkwhattoputhereplsdonthurtmes name to murkrow


Murkrow: what?


Lardass: it’s a Pokemon you pleb


Murkrow: -_-


Bluenoodle: LET ME SPEAK D:<


Lardass: no


Bluenoodle: silence hetero


Scissors: spit it out


Toegamoney: wise coming from you, fukawa


Eggy: omg no caps


Drugs: he’s really rubbing on us


Ballsack: whAT


Jingjing: I think he meant, “we’re really rubbing off on him”


Drugs: yeah that


Ballsack: your a fucking idiot


Scissors: you’re*


Ballsack: die


Bluenoodle: ._.


Thicc: it’s ok, Sayaka!!!! I feel honoured to even be talking to THE Sayaka Maizono rn OMG OMG gogmgofmgogmgogjtkgkgkgkkgkg


Scissors: grrrrrr


Bluenoodle: Awwwwww the naegis are so cute!:3


Eggy: ;-;


Thicc: AAHHHHHHH


Scissors: shut up bimbo


Toegamoney: ...


Bluenoodle: OK CAN I SAY IT NOW :D


Murkrow: go on babe


Bluenoodle: MUKURO


Monokuma: gross


Murkrow: Sayaka come on just do it-


Bluenoodle: OK OK


Ballsack: was that it


Murkrow: she’s typing dumbass


Ballsack: ;-;


Lardass: femdom type shit


Bluenoodle: Well you know how our school is having a talent show so everyone can experience others talents and become better friends,,, would anyone like to write a song with me and perform it!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lardass: was that it?


Bluenoodle: what-


Ballsack: I will, but only because I’m amazing B)


Murkrow: I wiLL


Bluenoodle: yay:P anyone else??


Gayer: I would, but Aniki and I are already participating in something!


Gay: yeahs


Ballsack: y do u call ur bf brother


Gayer: I do not!


Ballsack: Aniki means brother doesn’t it


Gayer: it also means superior!


Gay: bruh im not better than you baby


Gayer: Aniki! PDA!


Lardass: leon i probably see it all the time in doujins its probably some incest fetish


Gay: DO YOU WANNA FUCKIN DIE


Gayer: What is a fetish?


Scissors: hey


Gayer: Do you know?


Scissors: me?


Gayer: Yes!


Scissors: i have no fuckin clue what dis is KYYAYAYAYAYA


Thicc: I think Toki is genocider syo!!!


Scissors: so ‘gayer’ wants to know what a fetish is?


Gayer: Yes please!


Gay: if you tell him god help me


Gay: can’t hit a girl but I can hit a serial killer


Gayer: MONDO DON’T HIT ANYONE!


Gay: you like it when I hit you;)


Gayer has gone offline


Gay has gone offline


Drugs: bruh they r having seks


Scissors: kyayyayay I’ll just dm him l8r;)) anyone wanna tell me wtf dis is?


Thicc: it’s a groupchat of ur classmates! And me!


Eggy: you shouldn’t be in it ;-;


Thicc: RUDE! Toki wanted me here!


Scissors: omaru?


Thicc: Yes!


Scissors: ok that is you, kYayyaayayyaya


Monokuma: what th3 fucK 1s that Laugh


Scissors: dunno ask ur mum last night ;)


Monokuma: she’s dead


Scissors: even better!!!!3!4!(!


Lardass: NECROPHILIACS UNITE


Thicc: GOODNIGJT IM GOINNG SLEEP


Bluenoodle: Goodbye!!!!!


Drugs: good morning


Ballsack: it’s 9pm


Drugs: good

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ballsack: y’all rlly let this chat die didn’t u smh

gayer: Hello!

ballsack: hello HOMO

gay: -_-

ballsack: scary

gayer: May you change my name?!

ballsack: smh

gay: change his name if he wants to have it changed

ballsack: someone’s whipped xD

gay: DIE

 

ballsack changed gayers name to homohallmonitor

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to study now! Goodbye!

 

ballsack: “””””””””study””””””””””

 

drugs: study ;)

 

lardass: what is everybody doing for the english homework?

 

swimminginpussy: crying over it

 

scissors: it’s not that hard.

 

swimminginpussy: it’s just making me nervous ._.

 

ballsack: we had homework??????

 

drugs: no

 

ludenwig: yes we do, you cretins

 

lardass: it is the acting homework where we have to pick a character/role and perform a scene acting as them in front of the class ;3

 

lardass: i am doing princess piggles!

 

ludenwig: dear lord...

 

drugs: oh i’ll do homer simpson

 

ballsack: BRUH

 

ballsack: i’ll do garfield

 

ballsack: someone do jon arbuckle with me

 

eggy: i will:p

 

ballsack: naegi coming thru in a clutch

 

jingjing: i’m doing sherlock holmes.

 

bluenoodle: of course you are!

 

bluenoodle: i’m going to do hatsune miku!

 

ludenwig: how are you going to do that?

 

bluenoodle: Yamada said he would make me her outfit! i could sing for you all <3

 

ballsack: please don’t my ears will bleed

 

bluenoodle: wow. if that doesn’t work i’ll do yumemi yumemite:)

 

lardass: WE LOVE YOU YUMEMI!

 

bluenoodle: yassss!!!!!

 

thicc: I LOVE KAKEGURUI!!!!!!!

 

bluenoodle: AS DOES YAMADA AND I <3!

 

thicc: yaaaaaaa!!!!! i love yumeko so much! itsuki is my best girl:3

 

monokuma: n0t t0 b3 r00d but can you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

murkrow: yeah. i agree with you, sis.

 

monokuma: wh0 ask3d?

 

muscleman: Hina, we should do sayori and yuri from doki doki :)

 

swimminginpussy: YASSSSS I LOVVVEEEE THEMMMMMMMM

 

muscleman: <3

 

ballsack: precious

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo wanted to do Josuke and Okayasu!

 

lardass: finally you like anime :3

 

homohallmonitor: We aren’t! it’s a waste of time!

 

gay: babe it would’ve been a good idea ;-;

 

homohallmonitor: No we are doing something from classic literature!

 

toegamoney: toko, you should be one of your personalities.

 

ballsack: OOOOHHHHHH

 

homohallmonitor: Cruel!

 

swimminginpussy: low blow byakuya

 

eggy: babe why

 

scissors: ngh..... you should be scrooge

 

ballsack: OOOOOOOOOOOHGHGGHHHHHHHG

 

toegamoney: Not even funny. I already was planning on that.

 

scissors: ..........................

 

toegamoney: alright, i’m bored whos everyone being.

 

homohallmonitor: I have a list! i already asked everybody.

 

toegamoney: go on then.

 

gay: he’s typing DIPSHIT

 

toegamoney: *rolls eyes*

 

gay: die

 

toegamoney: after you.

 

homohallmonitor: sayaka is being yumemi,
leon is being garfield, mukuro is being soldier 76?, yamada is being princess piggles, sakura is being yuri, aoi is being sayori, togami is being scrooge, toko is being a hairdresser?, hiro is being homer simpson, makoto is being jon arbuckle, kyoko is being sherlock holmes, mondo is being a hall monitor, i am being a g*ng leader, junko is being herself, and celeste is being wednesday adams. and mondo, stop telling people to die!

 

gay: baby why did you censor gang

 

homohallmonitor: BAD WORD!

 

gay: sure :p<3

 

homohallmonitor: <3

 

toegamoney: toko is being a hairdresser? oh how original!

 

swimminginpussy: couldn’t you have done one of your characters, toko?

 

scissors: i write erotica.

 

lardass: me aswell!

 

scissors: don’t compare us. i’m being a hairdresser because i don’t like acting in front of people so i can just get jill and her scissors.

 

ballsack: that’s actually a good idea lol

 

homohallmonitor: Usually weapons would be banned, but they are props so it is okay!

 

homohallmonitor: Mondo and I are going to “sleep” now! Goodnight!

 

swimminginpussy: “sleep”

 

ballsack: SECKS

 

swimminginpussy: SEX

 

lardass: taka is a virgin

 

ballsack: nah he ain’t he gets dick every night can’t u hear his room lmao

 

drugs: the walls are soundproof *thinking emoji*

 

ballsack: EXACTLY

 

lardass: *vomits*

 

ballsack: smh. anyway come to my room if u want pizza i have pizza

 

drugs: i’m on my way

 

ballsack: actually only hiro can come never mind

 

drugs: yay thanks ginger

 

ballsack: never mind i’ll eat this pizza by myself

 

drugs: CRIES VISHUSH TEARS

 

ludenwig: vicious*

 

drugs: WHATEVER GOODBYE WORLD

 

scissors: how dramatic.

 

toegamoney: wise coming from you.

 

ballsack: ugh this is boring bye homos

 

swimminginpussy: night everyone !!!

 

bluenoodle: goodnight everyone :)<3

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homohallmonitor: how was that homework for everybody!?

 

ballsack: uughfgshahfhhibivyhshshd

 

homohallmonitor: What?

 

ballsack: BAD STFU TRYING TO EAT NUDLES

 

gay: dont tell him to shut up fag

 

ballsack: ur calling ME a fag LANDKDODI

 

gay: can someone change my name b4 i kill leon

 

*gay’s name has been changed to bi-tch*

 

bi-tch: hilarious

 

homohallmonitor: I don’t understand!

 

bi-tch: good babe

 

ballsack: gay gay gay

 

homohallmonitor: i messaged you mondo please check it!!

 

bi-tch: alright gtg bye 11037

 

ballsack: STOP CALLING ME THAT

 

murkrow: can we add the other classes?

 

bluenoodle: which class?

 

murkrow: the ones with the bright pink hair man, and the other one with the purple small man

 

thicc: add Mahiru!!!! i’m good friends with her!!!

 

scissors: .............................

 

thicc: Tokiiiiiii!!!!!!!0/////0

 

scissors: ..............

 

scissors: <3

 

thicc: <<<<3333

 

ludenwig: lesbians >

 

jingjing: true.

 

swimminginpussy: YES!!!

 

muscleman: agreed.

 

bluenoodle: YAYYYY<3333

 

monokuma: n00000!!1!!!! l3sb1ans r ann0y1ng!1!!1!1!

 

murkrow: be quiet junko

 

murkrow: just because you can’t sort your feelings out about mikan doesn’t make it true

 

monokuma: I FUCKING HATE MIKAN YOU UGLY BITCH

 

murkrow: we are twins dumbass

 

monokuma: whatever you don’t even look like me u lesbo

 

muscleman: I suggest you stop mocking Mukuro, Junko.

 

swimminginpussy: GET HER BABE!!!!

 

junko: im gonna go talk to monaca byeeeeeeeee BITCHEEEEES

 

muscleman: ...

 

swimminginpussy: coward >:3

 

bluenoodle: baby are you okay???!!!!

 

murkrow: i’m fine, can we add everyone now?

 

ballsack: just add them im bored of watching lesbians argue

 

murkrow: i can’t i don’t have their phone numbers

 

eggy: i have everybody’s:)

 

murkrow: ples

 

eggy added 30+ users

 

kaede akamatsu: hello?

 

eggy: hi!!! for everyone joining this is a chat with the people in our year group at hopes peak!!! + komaru

 

ibuki mioda: HIYAAA!!!!

 

hiyoko saionji: what is this shit!

 

nekomaru nidai: HELLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONNNNEEEEE

 

homohallmonitor: hello everyone!!! it is kiyotaka!!!

 

k1-b0: Hello Kiyotaka!!

 

homohallmonitor: Hello K1-b0 :)!

 

jingjing: Good afternoon all.

 

thicc: should we change our names back to normal cos they won’t know who we are?????

 

teruteru hanamura: oh i know who you are ;)

 

scissors: BITCH

 

eggy: teru pls no

 

eggy: but yes i agree komaru

 

eggy changed 16 names

 

mikan tsumiki: hello everyone :3!!!<3 ~~~~

 

hiyoko saionji: i’m looking for who asked???? shut the fuck up!

 

mahiru koizumi: hiyoko! be nicer please :)!

 

hiyoko saionji: .......no talk. me angy.

 

miu iruma: SUP BIATCH

 

hiyoko saionji: MIU!!!! HI MUMMA!!!!!

 

miu iruma: HOW IS MY DAUGHTER?????

 

hiyoko saionji: IM GOOOOD!!!!!!!

 

hiyoko saionji: mikan is being a piggy >:(

 

miu iruma: OH WHO IS THIS BITCH U HAVE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT????

 

mikan tsumiki: hhhhhhhhhhh......

 

miu iruma: U MADE MY BABY SAD??? ILL KILL YOU BITCH

 

mahiru koizumi: OH MY GOD STOP

 

miu iruma: MAHIRU MY DAUGHTER IN LAW SHUSH^_^

 

miu iruma: MIKAN FUCK YOU LMAO

 

mikan tsumiki: *cries*

 

miu iruma: WIFE HELP ME OUT

 

kaede akamatsu: stop bullying her omg;(

 

kaede akamatsu: baby ples stop;(

 

hiyoko saionji: NO KEEP GOING MUM

 

kaede akamatsu: HIYOKO:(

 

kaede akamatsu: I AM UR MUM ASWELL STOP THIS

 

hiyoko saionji: NOOO

 

kaede akamatsu: NO GUMMIES

 

hiyoko saionji: WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

miu iruma: DONT LISTEN TO HER

 

hiyoko saionji: ;/;

 

mikan tsumiki: :( :( :(

 

miu iruma: SHUT UP BITCH

 

hiyoko saionji: SHUT UP BITCH

 

miu iruma: mahiru and hiyoko come over!!! need some mother daughter time >:)

 

hiyoko saionji: okay!!! bye everyone!!!!

 

mahiru koizumi: bye everyone... sorry mikan...

 

miu iruma: bi bitches!!!!!

 

kaede akamatsu: bye everyone!!! sorry mikan :(<3

 

mikan tsumiki: :( :( :)

 

hifumi yamada: anyone coming to anime club tomorrow after school?

 

komaru naegi: me!!!!!!!

 

teruteru hanamura: will we discus hentai?

 

komaru naegi: no!!!!!!!!!

 

hifumi yamada: no, we talk about princess piggles and me, The Alpha And The Omega!

 

komaru naegi: and parfait girls :)

 

hifumi yamada: Yes! you can bring ur own anime, teru

 

teruteru hanamura: alright alright

 

k1-b0: may i come?

 

hifumi yamada: yes of course, anyone can:) just come to my dorm room after school tomorrow :)

 

k1-b0: thank you!!

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: everyone go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8pm!!!!!! goodnight !!!!

 

leon kuwata: he was riding that mondo dick for 37 minutes

 

mondo oowada: stfu leon

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: :D

 

mondo oowada: goodnight baby ;)

 

mondo oowada: :)*

 

leon kuwata: surrreeee lmao

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: mondo we are holding each other!!!!! say it to my face!!!!!!!!! good night !!!!!!!

 

mondo oowada: gn babe

 

leon kuwata: bye everyone

 

mikan tsumiki: bye bye...

 

kyoko kirigiri: goodnight, everyone.

 

kaito momota: wtf is this gay shit

 

shuichi saihara: ask again in the morning...

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leon kuwata: morning y a l l

kiyotaka ishimaru: good job Kuwata!!! nice seeing my fellow classmates be up so early!!!

mondo oowada: did i do a good job 2 babe

kiyotaka ishimaru: Yes!!!! i love u!!

mondo oowada: i love u 2 babey<3333333333

leon kuwata: ily2

leon kuwata: hiro not taka

leon kuwata: who am i kidding he’s asleep

akane owari: and how do u know that ;)

leon kuwata: we had sex last night

yasuhiro hagakure: im awake

leon kuwata: holy shit

akane owari: oh-

hiyoko saionji: no one cares red head!!!!

mahiru koizumi: uh...

hiyoko saionji: MISS MAHIRU IM SORRYYYYY!!!!!!!WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH *babey noises;~;!!!*

mahiru koizumi: *gives u gummy*

hiyoko saionji: TAAAAANK UUUU!!!!!!! mwah!

kazuichi souda: 7:7:£;;:££:7)&&:?&,&;&;&/838£(.&.&.£:£&€jjwehJdjsjhZnds

miu iruma: eh? what is grease monkey talking about?

kazuichi souda: lesbians r hot

sayaka maizono: DIE

kazuichi souda: what i mean y’all r nice n whatever but so sexy when y’all kiss ;;;)))

sakura ogami: can i kill him?

aoi asahina: kill him

kaito momota: as number #1 lesbian defender, kazucchini is going to prison

kazuichi souda: BUT THEYR HOT

sonia nevermind: CEASE AND DESIST! Silence, peasant!

kazuichi souda: .......fine

kazuichi souda: i just want a gf

sonia nevermind: that is not the way to go about it! fetishising lesbians is disgusting!

hiyoko saionji: maybe stop being an annoying greasy pigshit!!! if u want a girlfriend put some fucking effort in!!! u would expect her 2 do the same!!!!

kazuichi souda: ...

kazuichi souda: anyone here wanna be my gf

teruteru hanamura: what about bf?;)

kazuichi souda: best friend? no thanks i want to have sex

leon kuwata: hey mondo and taka have been fucking way before they were boyfriends

kiyotaka ishimaru: No!!!!!!!!! I don’t f word!!!!!!!!!!!!

mondo oowada: i wanna be mad but taka that was adorable

teruteru hanamura: i meant boyfriend, kazu;)

kazuichi souda: yhhhhhhhhhhhh i like gorls sorry

teruteru hanamura: so do i, i’m bisexual

kazuichi souda: bisexual?

kazuichi souda: im gonna. go. look. at things

teruteru hanamura: alright ;).

kiyotaka ishimaru: im confused!!! but okay!!! mondo, kuwata, and i are having a “sleepover” would anybody like to come!!! it is tonight at kuwata’s house!!!

makoto naegi: “sleepover” ???

mondo oowada: he doesn’t like using that term cos we never sleep

makoto naegi: i can come :p

mondo oowada: i wish leon wasn’t coming

leon kuwata: i wish you weren’t coming mondo

byakuya togami: do you love kiyotaka, leon?

leon kuwata: no what

leon kuwata: i’m with hiro

leon kuwata: stfu

byakuya togami: just because you are “with him” doesn’t mean you love him.

yasuhiro hagakure: uh

leon kuwata: hiro dm me

yasuhiro hagakure: uhh alright

kiyotaka ishimaru: ???

mondo oowada: ........

byakuya togami: ( ;`ヘ´)[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]i love causing arguments
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-Private chat between Yasuhiro and Leon-

 

Coolwater73: listen dude

Coolwater73: i love you a lot. but lately i’ve just been thinking and i just love u as a friend. i’m sorry dude please don’t take it too hardly

Lassohero: that’s okay

Lassohero: i mean like

Lassohero: aslong as u happy

Lassohero: i kinda feel the same way tho lol i love u but not in that way anymore

Coolwater73: no hard feelings ?

Lassohero: no hard feelings bro

Lassohero: speaking of hard feelings

Lassohero: do u like ishi

Lassohero: cos he’s like. my step bro lol so if u want me to spy on him or get his diary i can

Coolwater73: MAYBE DONT STEAL HIS DIARY

Coolwater73: or do i’ll see

coolwater73: sorry i’m like. dumping u cos i like ur step bro btw..........

lassohero: no it’s okay he’s cute lmao

coolwater73: BRUH HES UR STEP BROTHER

lassohero: i wouldn’t fuck him calm down

coolwater73: ur gross

lassohero: i am aren’t i

lassohero: well i mean before he comes to ur house he has to eat dinner with takaaki hiroko celeste peko and me so like i’ll tell him an earlier time and he can go with just u 2

coolwater73: tell him 6 he was gonna come at 8

lassohero: but he rlly loves mondo so what r u gonna do

lassohero: poly ಠ_ಠ

coolwater73: i dont want to date mondo

lassohero: you don’t have to lmao just let both of u date taka

coolwater73: what if my dick isn’t as big as mondos tho

lassohero: it won’t be he has bde

lassohero: and i share a room with him and he washes his sheets after mondo comes over so he must be pretty good

coolwater73: or he doesn’t want mondos ugly stench

lassohero: why did u even invite mondo

coolwater73: i didn’t taka did

lassohero: u got cucked

coolwater73: stfu ill kill u

coolwater73: can u come later i need a wingman

lassohero: what about my broken heart ಠ益ಠ

coolwater73: BOI BYE

lassohero: alright i’ll come at 8 gtg now bye bi

coolwater73: bye loser

 

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-Public group chat-

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: i hope you two are okay?

mondo oowada: baby come over

kiyotaka ishimaru: alright!! <3333

leon kuwata: me and hiro broke up but don’t worry it’s okay we r still good

mondo oowada: k didn’t ask

kiyotaka ishimaru: i’m sorry to hear that!!! i’m glad you are still friends!!

byakuya togami: swerved af

leon kuwata: boi i broke up with him

makoto naegi: byakuya just said “af”

makoto naegi: i

kiyotaka ishimaru: see you later leon !!!

leon kuwata: gonna jerk off 2 ur bitmoji taka

kiyotaka ishimaru: “bitmoji”?

mondo oowada: baby i’ll come pick u up N O W

kiyotaka ishimaru: thank you mondo!!!!

mondo oowada: gonna stop by and kill leon first

kiyotaka ishimaru: no- dont-

kiyotaka ishimaru: is everyone okay im confused

mondo oowada: everything’s fine baby see u in 10 mins okay??

kiyotaka ishimaru: alright :)<3

ibuki mioda: ibuki senses tension>.<

kiyotaka ishimaru: between who?

ibuki mioda: leony and mondony :3

kiyotaka ishimaru: i am not sure

leon kuwata: nothing

leon kuwata: were fine it’s fine

kiyotaka ishimaru: we’re *

leon kuwata: ...

leon kuwata: see u later taka

kiyotaka ishimaru: yes !!