hey there demons 
bambam: human-like beings that live on this planet!!!
bambam: guys come on, respond to me!!!!
bambam: give me your attention!!!!
Mark: what u want now
bambam: more attention please!!!!
JB: I'm here as well
Jinyoung: me too
jacks: yeah i'm here
bambam: guys there's a new student in my class
Jinyoung: ...is that seriously all you came to say??
Youngjae: ooh a new kid!
bambam: yes! :))
bambam: and i'm gonna be best friends with him!
JB: have you met him yet?
bambam: kinda? i mean he introduced himself to the class but we didn't really speak much
bambam: but he sits next to me, so we did talk a bit
jacks: omg okay
jacks: what are your first impressions
Mark: what a great first impression he must have made if the only thing u can say is that he's tall
bambam: shut up i'm not done
JB: mark, stop being sarcastic
JB: bambam, show respect to your hyung
bambam: ok fine
bambam: but back to my future best friend!
Youngjae: you can't know that bammie, you're not an oracle
jacks: no offense but why are you so set on befriending him
bambam: very funny youngjae hyung
bambam: but i just have this gut feeling about him
bambam: and also his smile is extremely cute
Jinyoung: are you sure you're looking for a friend and not, let's say, a boyfriend?
bambam: what? no! i've only known him for like an hour!
JB: yet you keep saying he's gonna be your best friend
bambam: okay whatever
bambam: i just know that i'm gonna be friends with him because i know that i wanna be friends with him
bambam: also, i have almost no normal friends :(
jacks: might have something to do with the fact that you're not normal yourself
bambam: excuse u
bambam: i'm offended
Jinyoung: you're literally a demon bammie
JB: so the new kid isn't anything supernatural?
bambam: at least nothing obvious
bambam: as in, i saw no tail and no fangs, but who knows
Mark: did u get his number
jacks: as if bambam would remember to ask for that
jacks: he'd be too busy talking his head off
bambam: actually, i did get his number
bambam: actually can i add him to this chat?
Youngjae: yeah that'd be fun :)
jacks: yeah sure
bambam: but don't mention any of your,.. special identities
bambam: i don't know how much he knows and i don't want us to be exposed
Mark: "special identities" lmao
Jinyoung: we won't say anything that could expose us
bambam: i mostly meant jackson, but thanks hyung
JB: no need to thank us
JB: it's our secret just as much as it is yours
JB: and who knows, maybe he already knows about supernatural beings and won't be scared off if he accidentally finds out
bambam: a boy can dream...
bambam: but i'm adding him now!
bambam has added Gyeom to hey there demons
bambam: it's me, bambam!
bambam: we sat next to each other in the class we just had!
Gyeom: yeah i remember, hi!
Gyeom: omg who are all these people
JB: Yugyeom, hi!
Gyeom: jaebum-hyung, is that you?
JB: Yes it is hahah
Gyeom: oh, hello hyung!
Gyeom: i guess i don't have to give you my number now lol
Jinyoung: wait, jb you know him?
JB: I mean I've met him
JB: he tried out for the dance team earlier this morning
jacks: ooh, did he make the team?
JB: this would be pretty awkward if he didn't
bambam: oh i didn't know you danced yugyeom!
Gyeom: uh yeah
Gyeom: but we met like an hour ago, so i don't think you should be surprised by not knowing stuff about me lol
Gyeom: but who are all these people?
bambam: oh they're my hyungs!
bambam: we're kinda like a squad since most of them go to our school
bambam: well, everyone except jinyoung hyung because he doesn't go to school
bambam: but we've all been friends for a few years
Gyeom: am i intruding?
Mark: no, you're fine
bambam: i mean, i'm the one who added you to the chat, and they all think it's okay for you to be here
bambam: so don't think we don't want you here!
bambam: and this way u can make some new friends :)
bambam: didn't the teacher say you just moved to korea from somewhere?
Gyeom: oh yeah, from saudi arabia
Gyeom: but before that i lived in america
jacks: oh, a traveler
JB: were you born in america?
Gyeom: no, i moved there when i was thirteen :)
Gyeom: before that i lived in korea
jacks: important question
jacks: how much money do u have?
Gyeom: 69 cents
jacks: oh, u know what that means!
Gyeom: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets T-T
jacks: OMG HE KNOWS
bambam: i know we got seated next to each other for a reason!
bambam: aside from the fact that the seat next to me was empty but yknow what i mean
Jinyoung: ...what did i just witness
jacks: i know ur old but u gotta keep up with the culture!
Mark: they just quoted a vine jinyoung
Gyeom: oh is jinyoung the oldest?
bambam: he's actually third youngest
bambam: or, now that you're here, i guess he's exactly in the middle
Gyeom: oh okay
jacks: hyungs can we please keep this child? he knows vines
Gyeom: you barely know me though
Gyeom: also i'm still confused about who you guys are
Gyeom: right now you're just a bunch of names on my screen
Gyeom: well, aside from bambam and jb hyung
Jinyoung: he's already calling you hyung
JB: that's cause I said he could
JB: didn't really wanna be called sunbaenim
Mark: guys, maybe we should introduce ourselves
bambam: can we do it after class? we start in like a minute
Gyeom: yeah that'd be great
JB: sure, of course
JB: text when you're finished and we'll do that then
jacks: see you guys soon
JB: we're literally in the same class
jacks: i know
jacks: i was talking to the young beans
bambam: oh, yugyeom! youngjae is actually in our class as well!
bambam: i'll introduce you to him right now!
Gyeom: thank you so much
bambam: it's really no problem
Youngjae: see u guys in a bit
Jinyoung: put your phones away and focus on school
bambam: yes mom