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Chat Room: The Rookie Nine

Members:
Uzumaki Naruto (futurepresident); Uchiha Sasuke (firsthusband); Haruno Sakura (doctordoctor); Nara Shikamaru (secondhusband); Yamanaka Ino (sapphicpsychic); Akimichi Choji (omnomnivore); Aburame Shino (bugboi); Hyuuga Hinata (keeper); Inuzuka Kiba (dogboi)


futurepresident: ah yes

futurepresident: my favourite place

futurepresident: boston

futurepresident: masachubaets

doctordoctor: akjskajdjakhdsa n a r u t o

dogboi: ??? r/ihadastroke

futurepresident: yes actually

futurepresident: [masachubaets.png]

dogboi: okay wow

sapphicpsychic: suck it dog breath

futurepresident: I dksssssssssss

dogboi: uhhhh Naruto

futurepresident: I cnat type atm

sapphicpsychic: we can see that

futurepresident: i’m a lil lopopy

futurepresident: *loopy

dogboi: what the fuck happened

doctordoctor: uhhh??????

futurepresident: miiiight be at the hospital

doctordoctor: what the fUCK

futurepresident: i’mma go to sleep now niiiiiiight

dogboi: it’s 2 pm

doctordoctor: what the fuck is happening


Chat Room: America’s Ass

Members:
Uzumaki Naruto (futurepresident); Uchiha Sasuke (firsthusband); Nara Shikamaru (secondhusband)


futurepresident: Sasuke

futurepresident: Shikamaru

futurepresident: loves of my lives

firsthusband: what did you do

futurepresident: asjdkha you automatically assume I did something wth

secondhusband: you usually have

futurepresident: shikaaaaaaaaaaaa

firsthusband: he’s right and you know it

futurepresident: u guys are ganging up on me >:(

secondhusband: so what happened

futurepresident: [igotfuckedup.png]

secondhusband: what the fUCK happened, Naruto

firsthusband: ?????

futurepresident: well

futurepresident: I was mucking around with Bull and Akira

futurepresident: and the big doggo was crushing me like he does

futurepresident: rite

firsthusband: right

futurepresident: and idk what Kurama was thinking at the time but he seemed to think I was dying and just

futurepresident: yeeted himself at me

secondhusband: oh god

futurepresident: basically, Bull got the shit scared out of him and accidentally sliced my arm open

futurepresident: and idk if you saw the rookie nine chat

firsthusband: I muted that

secondhusband: same

futurepresident: ah

futurehusband: well I was at the hospital looped up on pain meds and started messaging them bs from reddit???

secondhusband: somehow I’m not surprised

firsthusband: about what, the arm slicing or the reddit

secondhusband: yes

firsthusband: fair enough

futurepresident: u 2 just elope pls

futurepresident: but also take me w u

firsthusband: not if you keep typing like that

futurepresident: ajsdjahdja


Chat Room: Glorified Babysitters

Members: Hatake Kakashi (dogsensei); Umino Iruka (dolphin); Maito Gai (bushybrowsensei); Sarutobi Asuma (returntokurenai); Yuuhi Kurenai (iamkurenai)


iamkurenai: yo Hatake is Naruto good???

dogsensei: he’ll be alright

bushybrowsensei: MY DEAREST FRIEND WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARGE

dogsensei: he was playing with the dogs, Kurama scared Bull and Naruto’s arm got clawed

dogsensei: we had to take him to the ER to get it stitched up

returntokurenai: ouchhhhh

iamkurenai: what a wonderful start to the week amirite

returntokurenai: how’s Iruka doing?

dolphin: I’m awake

dolphin: that’s a start right

returntokurenai: ohhhhh boy

dolphin: lol I think Kakahsi was more worried than I was

dogsensei: ow my reputation

bushybrowsensei: Ahh Kakashi! We understand your worry for your boy!

dogsensei: still

iamkurenai: is Bull okay?

dogsensei: he might be a little emotionally traumatised form accidentally slicing his second favourite human’s arm open but he’s okay

dogsensei: I think Kurama’s apologised

returntokurenai: who’s the first favourite?

dogsensei: Iruka, duh

dolphin: a w e


Chat Room: La Cría de Uzumaki

Members:
Uzumaki Naruto (futurepresident); Umino Iruka (dolphin); Uzumaki Karin (foureyesthiccthighs)


foureyesthiccthighs: aye Naruto que mierda

futurepresident: no lo sé!!

dolphin: blame Bull

foureyesthiccthighs: Bull is an angel qué estas diciendo

futurepresident: blame Kurama mostly, he’s the one that scared Bull

foureyesthiccthighs: I k n e w i t

foureyesthiccthighs: that little shit

dolphin: niños, niños, por favor

dolphin: no hay sangre en el chat

foureyesthiccthighs: pero Irukaaaaaaaa

dolphin: no

futurepresident: I’ll fight you Karin

foureyesthiccthighs: cOME AT ME PRIMO

dolphin: NO HAY SANGRE EN EL CHAT


Chat Room: The Rookie Nine

Members:
Uzumaki Naruto (futurepresident); Uchiha Sasuke (firsthusband); Haruno Sakura (doctordoctor); Nara Shikamaru (secondhusband); Yamanaka Ino (sapphicpsychic); Akimichi Choji (omnomnivore); Aburame Shino (bugboi); Hyuuga Hinata (keeper); Inuzuka Kiba (dogboi)


futurepresident: update: i’m okay y’all

dogboi: what the fUCK happened

keeper: babe

dogboi: what

futurepresident: [igotfuckedup.png]

sapphicpsychic: what in the holy fucking shit happened to you

futurepresident: funny story


Chat Room: Glorified Babysitters

Members: Hatake Kakashi (dogsensei); Umino Iruka (dolphin); Maito Gai (bushybrowsensei); Sarutobi Asuma (returntokurenai); Yuuhi Kurenai (iamkurenai)


returntokurenai: so

returntokurenai: it seems I have some people to add to this chat

dogsensei: oh boy

returntokurenai added treehugger and queenbitch to the chat

queenbitch: sup fuckers

treehugger: Anko

queenbitch: fight me Tenzou

dogsensei: ohhhhhh boy