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CHATROOM: $̴̢̧̟͕̻̱̟̜̰̫̝͖͈ͅ#҉̸̛̹͇̜̰͎̟̺̯͈͕̫͢%̶͕̳̲̠͍̖̼͍͎̞̥͙̹̩͘͘^̶̛̱͔̙̥͘&̶̰͉̙̭̯̤̥̹̥͇͘ͅ*҉̼͔̜̖̼͙̹̝̕U̢̞͎͙̳̦̤̟̜͇͚̼͔̙̲̹͡͞ͅH̷͉̼̮̗͚̬̺͔̩̞͇̥̞̕͢H̴̡̢̛͓͔̩̥̳͖̞̰̠͖̳̰̭̰͍̭͍͜J̷̡̨̢̟̫͙͓̞͙͍̭̯̗̠̙̬̺̖͈͍̪g̸̮̖̭͙͠j̨͡͡҉̳͇̥̖̹̳̟̼̭͕̟͈͖͖̜̗͓,҉̯̥̙͖͔̘̳̝̜̖̣̱̳͢i͠҉̲̺̲͇͚͓̟ͅų̶̧̫͕̦̬̥̝͔͝y̶̛̤̥͙̠̭͔̺u̧̻̦̫̩͘͞7͠͏̼̝̫̪̫͕͇̟͢5̵̯͍̯̪̤̤̺͎̼̖͔̺͙͚̻e͓̟͇̟̖͓̩̺̦̝̜͎̰̩͡r̹͈̩̗͕͚͍̗̹̩̤͓͟͟t̢̠̬̯̙͉̠̬̖͈̣̪͙͇̗͍ͅͅͅ%҉̴̯͍̘͓̘̭̼̯̕^̧͉͉̦̺̲͎̦̟̯̖̰̥̫̖̱̻̩͖̭͝&̵͞͏̰̝̟̱̭̹̭̺͓̘̟͇̯̺̲̼͈*̸̸͎͚͚̱ͅ

 

            [W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ entered $̴̢̧̟͕̻̱̟̜̰̫̝͖͈ͅ#҉̸̛̹͇̜̰͎̟̺̯͈͕̫͢%̶͕̳̲̠͍̖̼͍͎̞̥͙̹̩͘͘^̶̛̱͔̙̥͘&̶̰͉̙̭̯̤̥̹̥͇͘ͅ*҉̼͔̜̖̼͙̹̝̕U̢̞͎͙̳̦̤̟̜͇͚̼͔̙̲̹͡͞ͅH̷͉̼̮̗͚̬̺͔̩̞͇̥̞̕͢H̴̡̢̛͓͔̩̥̳͖̞̰̠͖̳̰̭̰͍̭͍͜J̷̡̨̢̟̫͙͓̞͙͍̭̯̗̠̙̬̺̖͈͍̪g̸̮̖̭͙͠j̨͡͡҉̳͇̥̖̹̳̟̼̭͕̟͈͖͖̜̗͓,҉̯̥̙͖͔̘̳̝̜̖̣̱̳͢i͠҉̲̺̲͇͚͓̟ͅų̶̧̫͕̦̬̥̝͔͝y̶̛̤̥͙̠̭͔̺u̧̻̦̫̩͘͞7͠͏̼̝̫̪̫͕͇̟͢5̵̯͍̯̪̤̤̺͎̼̖͔̺͙͚̻e͓̟͇̟̖͓̩̺̦̝̜͎̰̩͡r̹͈̩̗͕͚͍̗̹̩̤͓͟͟t̢̠̬̯̙͉̠̬̖͈̣̪͙͇̗͍ͅͅͅ%҉̴̯͍̘͓̘̭̼̯̕^̧͉͉̦̺̲͎̦̟̯̖̰̥̫̖̱̻̩͖̭͝&̵͞͏̰̝̟̱̭̹̭̺͓̘̟͇̯̺̲̼͈*̸̸͎͚͚̱ͅ ]

 

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : hey boys. It’s me, ya demon

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: !! I think he’s gonna let us have some fun!!

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: finally. we've been trapped in that shitty swamp for like 200 years

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: !! don’t insult The Swamp
h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: it has Nice Boulders

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : oo, he’s suckin me
W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : out
W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : time to PARTY

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: LUCKY

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : I’m gonna turn into this ‘wen chao’s’ deepest fear

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: DOLPHIN

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: wtf dolphins aren’t scary??

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: smooth smiling sea fiend

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: what about calculus?

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: what the fuck is calculus

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: Something I’m working on! The humans are gonna hate it!

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: If you’re working on it the humans aren’t afraid of it yet dumbass

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: the ones that have premonitions are

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ :….
W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : apparently his worst fear is women in red toenail varnish

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: fuckin humans
O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: there’s pale grey gourd creatures that breathe out their foreheads and bear a constant, unfaltering grin on their faces out there, floating around the ocean, but nooo they’re afraid of a bimbo who stepped in some cherries

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: leave your weird dolphin phobia out of this??

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : BIMBOIFICATION COMPLETE
W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : IM GOIN IN

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: Stab the big one for me!

            [W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ has left $̴̢̧̟͕̻̱̟̜̰̫̝͖͈ͅ#҉̸̛̹͇̜̰͎̟̺̯͈͕̫͢%̶͕̳̲̠͍̖̼͍͎̞̥͙̹̩͘͘^̶̛̱͔̙̥͘&̶̰͉̙̭̯̤̥̹̥͇͘ͅ*҉̼͔̜̖̼͙̹̝̕U̢̞͎͙̳̦̤̟̜͇͚̼͔̙̲̹͡͞ͅH̷͉̼̮̗͚̬̺͔̩̞͇̥̞̕͢H̴̡̢̛͓͔̩̥̳͖̞̰̠͖̳̰̭̰͍̭͍͜J̷̡̨̢̟̫͙͓̞͙͍̭̯̗̠̙̬̺̖͈͍̪g̸̮̖̭͙͠j̨͡͡҉̳͇̥̖̹̳̟̼̭͕̟͈͖͖̜̗͓,҉̯̥̙͖͔̘̳̝̜̖̣̱̳͢i͠҉̲̺̲͇͚͓̟ͅų̶̧̫͕̦̬̥̝͔͝y̶̛̤̥͙̠̭͔̺u̧̻̦̫̩͘͞7͠͏̼̝̫̪̫͕͇̟͢5̵̯͍̯̪̤̤̺͎̼̖͔̺͙͚̻e͓̟͇̟̖͓̩̺̦̝̜͎̰̩͡r̹͈̩̗͕͚͍̗̹̩̤͓͟͟t̢̠̬̯̙͉̠̬̖͈̣̪͙͇̗͍ͅͅͅ%҉̴̯͍̘͓̘̭̼̯̕^̧͉͉̦̺̲͎̦̟̯̖̰̥̫̖̱̻̩͖̭͝&̵͞͏̰̝̟̱̭̹̭̺͓̘̟͇̯̺̲̼͈*̸̸͎͚͚̱ͅ ]
            (2.18am)

            (2.27am)
h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: you slayed em sister!

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : WHOO THIS DEAL IS GREAT

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: hey don’t I recognize that guy

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : ?

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: the one in white who has been staring unblinkingly at our Young Master for 5 whole minutes
O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: im getting uncomfortable
O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: dolphin stare

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: !! I remember!! From the yearning and pining and lamenting and sighing

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: and the furious meat beatin’

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: I think he’s our Young Master’s snookums!

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ :…

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: Not anymore he ain’t! RIP lan zhan

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : “Who do you think you are?” SAVAGE YOUNG MASTER SAVAGE

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: I almost feel sorry for the guy lolol

O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: and little bro comin’ in with the ground and pound! “he should follow anyone but you” OUCHIE
O̸̢O͠͞R̡̡Ģ̧: serves lan zhan right for calling us ‘wicked tricks’ lol we’re at least unholy evil

h̸̨͏h̛H̶҉H҉B̧T҉͏̢Ų: Young Master got our backs!

W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ : Shh, shh! Our Young master’s gonna put the ‘cute’ in execute
W̵̴H͢͠UF̷͠Mz%̧̛͝ :best day of my death

            [WEN CHAO entered $̴̢̧̟͕̻̱̟̜̰̫̝͖͈ͅ#҉̸̛̹͇̜̰͎̟̺̯͈͕̫͢%̶͕̳̲̠͍̖̼͍͎̞̥͙̹̩͘͘^̶̛̱͔̙̥͘&̶̰͉̙̭̯̤̥̹̥͇͘ͅ*҉̼͔̜̖̼͙̹̝̕U̢̞͎͙̳̦̤̟̜͇͚̼͔̙̲̹͡͞ͅH̷͉̼̮̗͚̬̺͔̩̞͇̥̞̕͢H̴̡̢̛͓͔̩̥̳͖̞̰̠͖̳̰̭̰͍̭͍͜J̷̡̨̢̟̫͙͓̞͙͍̭̯̗̠̙̬̺̖͈͍̪g̸̮̖̭͙͠j̨͡͡҉̳͇̥̖̹̳̟̼̭͕̟͈͖͖̜̗͓,҉̯̥̙͖͔̘̳̝̜̖̣̱̳͢i͠҉̲̺̲͇͚͓̟ͅų̶̧̫͕̦̬̥̝͔͝y̶̛̤̥͙̠̭͔̺u̧̻̦̫̩͘͞7͠͏̼̝̫̪̫͕͇̟͢5̵̯͍̯̪̤̤̺͎̼̖͔̺͙͚̻e͓̟͇̟̖͓̩̺̦̝̜͎̰̩͡r̹͈̩̗͕͚͍̗̹̩̤͓͟͟t̢̠̬̯̙͉̠̬̖͈̣̪͙͇̗͍ͅͅͅ%҉̴̯͍̘͓̘̭̼̯̕^̧͉͉̦̺̲͎̦̟̯̖̰̥̫̖̱̻̩͖̭͝&̵͞͏̰̝̟̱̭̹̭̺͓̘̟͇̯̺̲̼͈*̸̸͎͚͚̱ͅ ]


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