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Iida Tenya has added izukute, tododokidoki, themovieup and 16 others to Class 1A

 

12:05 pm

 

Iida Tenya: We created a new class group chat to keep in touch and use for class purposes! Please act appropriately!

 

zapzapbaby: lmao no

 

Iida Tenya: Understandable!

 

 

zapzapbaby  has changed Iida Tenya ’s name to go shin racer go

 

 

go shin racer go: I have some regrets!

 

izukute: before we get into this

 

izukute: @this bitch empty yeetx6 I will never forgive you for not warning me

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: about????

 

izukute: ur bfs happy owl nibbles

 

izukute: shouji...

 

izukute: shouji I'm dying he was so fucking cute

 

emo(permanent state of self): what r u talking about i did no such thing

 

emo(permanent state of self): how dare

 

emo(permanent state of self): the slander

 

emo(permanent state of self): when was this?

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: shit, sorry about that

 

zapzapbaby: im curious on what could cause our resident pure boy to cuss

 

zapzapbaby: happy owl nibbles?

 

izukute: pet owls do this thing where they nibble lightly against you if they're happy and apparently tokoyami can do it too and I've been blessed

 

themovieup: what were you doing that had tokoyami nibbling you???

 

LesbianBassist: probably existing

 

tododokidoki: ^

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: ^

 

owo: ^

 

izukute: he was tired after training yesterday

 

izukute: and he fell asleep so I carried him to the dorms and he nibbled me in his sleep???

 

izukute: anyways I can die happy now

 

emo(permanent state of self): you carried me?

 

izukute: yes

 

emo(permanent state of self): and didn’t wake me up???

 

izukute: you look like you needed the rest???

 

izukute: did you not want me to pick you up????

 

LesbianBassist: I think it’s the opposite

 

zapzapbaby: local gay birb wanted to be awake for that

 

zapzapbaby: as any one of us would

 

stickybitch: ^

 

zapzapbaby: you did not set ur name to stickybitch

 

zapzapbaby: motherfucking legend over here

 

UCan’tSeeMe: the legend jumped out

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: anyone else hear an eagle screaming?

 

themovieup: tokoyami is having a gay rage at missing a gay opportunity

 

rockinggardorhardlyrocking: what was the gay opportunity?

 

themovieup: being awake while Midoriya carried him

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: damn

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: rip

 

2:14 pm

 

EXPLODOKILL: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

 

LesbianBassist: new gc

 

zapzapbaby: class 1a hell, welcome

 

emo(permanent state of self): ^

 

EXPLODOKILL: FUCK THIS SHIT

 

EXPLODOKILL has left the chat

 

stickybitch: huh

 

stickybitch: he stayed longer than I thought he would tbh

 

(Ass)id: honestly

 

stickybitch: can I just say

 

stickybitch: from the bottom of my heart

 

stickybitch: that’s a rad ass name

 

(Ass)id: thank you I try my best♥

 

UCan’tSeeMe: and ur doing amazing sweetie

 

themovieup: is tokoyami okay?

 

themovieup: it’s been quiet

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: yeah he’s fine

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: he’s catatonic rn

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: I’d be the same way if I missed that kinda gay opportunity

 

zapzapbaby: missing the chance to be awake and self aware of midoriya holding me let along carrying me?

 

zapzapbaby: id die

 

LesbianBassist: wouldn’t you die anyway if midoriya held you?

 

zapzapbaby: yes but knowing I had missed that opportunity would have left my gay heart in pieces

 

stickybitch: mood

 

izukute: why is me carrying people a big deal?

 

(Ass)id: because we're gay and ur cute what other reason could there be?

 

stickybitch: ^

 

zapzapbaby: ^

 

emo (permanent state of self): ^

 

izukute: shfbfhsjndhjf

 

tododokidoki: look what you did

 

tododokidoki: u broke him

 

izukute: its not that big a deal though!

 

izukute: I've picked up kirishima and he didn't make a big deal of it

 

LesbianBassist: im sorry what

 

tododokidoki: well im gay

 

zapzapbaby: @rockinghardorhardlyrocking explain???

 

stickybitch: were you just not gonna tell anyone you experienced nirvana itself or????

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: to be fair...

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: I think I blacked out

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: and i might've gone comatose once I realized it was Midoriya holding me

 

zapzapbaby: ah

 

stickybitch: understandable have a nice day

 

themovieup: gay

 

kermitcrimes: that is pretty gay

 

LesbianBassist: that's top tier gay kiri

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: I panicked okay

 

this bitch empty yeet x6: no one pay attention to the screaming

 

kermitcrimes: tokoyami?

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: tokoyami.

 

themovieup: he read the chat

 

this bitch empty yeetx6: he read the chat

 

10:45pm

 

zapzapbaby: god im tired

 

stickybitch: then sleep?

 

zapzapbaby: I have a quirk where restless energy is an actual physical thing for me and adhd on top of that

 

stickybitch: damn

 

stickybitch: rip

 

 

12:56am

 

 

izukute: I really want some fries rn

 

zapzapbaby: mood

 

izukute: wanna head over to the mcdonalds and get some?

 

izukute: ur the only one that seems to be awake that I trust going out at this hell hour for fries with

 

zapzapbaby: yes please,, chicken nuggets are calling my name

 

 

6:03am

 

(Ass)id: the fuck

 

(Ass)id: @izukute @zapzapbaby yall went to get fries without me????

 

stickybitch: I see

 

stickybitch: there isn’t one fake ass hoe in this house, there’s two

 

themovieup: anyone seen Midoriya?

 

UCan’tSeeMe: not since last night

 

UCan’tSeeMe: can’t find kaminari either

 

go shin racer go: Those two should not have gone out that late last night! A good night’s sleep is imperative to a restful night and productive day!

 

LesbianBassist: it is the weekend so it’s not like we had school today

 

OneTailOneFurry: then why are you guys awake

 

OneTailOneFurry: have you ever heard of sleep?

 

(Ass)id: no

 

stickybitch: lmao who do you take us for?

 

OneTailOneFurry: understandable have a nice day

 

(Ass)id: wait

 

(Ass)id: I think I know how to find Midoriya

 

 

(Ass)id  has added EXPLODOKILL  to the chat

 

 

EXPLODOKILL: WHAT THE FUCK RACCOON EYES

 

(Ass)id: where's Midoriya?

 

EXPLODOKILL: HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW

 

 

EXPLODOKILL  has left the chat

 

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking has added EXPLODOKILL to the chat

 

 

EXPLODOKILL: WHAT THE FUCK SHITTY HAIR

 

themovieup: we just wanna know where Midoriya is

 

themovieup: and you're the only one that could actually find him

 

(Ass)id: you have known him longer

 

EXPLODOKILL: ...

 

EXPLODOKILL: YOU FUCKING OWE ME

 

(Ass)id: yeah ok

 

EXPLODOKILL: NO YOU FUCKING OWE ME

 

EXPLODOKILL: I FUCKING MEAN IT ASHIDO

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: now I'm scared

 

themovieup: same

 

EXPLODOKILL: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

 

EXPLODOKILL: YOU WANNA GET DEKU TO RESPOND MENTION HIS PARENT

 

tododokidoki: all might?

 

LesbianGod: Todoroki no

 

tododokidoki: Todoroki yes

 

EXPLODOKILL: NO GODDAMMIT

 

EXPLODOKILL: FUCK YOU FUCKING EXTRAS OWE ME YOUR VERY LIVES

 

EXPLODOKILL: DEKUS MOM

 

(Ass)id: ???

 

themovieup: uh bakugou?

 

izukute: you talking shit about my mom Bakugou Katsuki?

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: shit

 

(Ass)id: the fuck

 

themovieup: oh my god

 

emo (permanent state of self): hes been summoned

 

EXPLODOKILL: ASHIDO MADE ME DEKU BLAME HER

 

EXPLODOKILL: ON GOD I DID NOT SAY A FUCKING WORD ABOUT AUNTIE INKO I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

 

 

EXPLODOKILL has left the chat

 

 

OneTailOneFurry: anyone wanna explain why Bakugou is in the hall sitting down and looking like he saw the devil himself

 

OneTailOneFurry: Srsly he's muttering and everything

 

OneTailOneFurry: I think he might be praying?

 

OneTailOneFurry: what the fuck happened?

 

OneTailOneFurry: hes not responding to anything

 

themovieup: scroll up

 

OneTailOneFurry: okay what the fuck

 

izukute: if ur talking shit about my mom I'll Detroit smash ur ass

 

tododokidoki: is that a promise?

 

LesbianGod: TODOROKI NO

 

(Ass)id: wait momo

 

(Ass)id: let him speak

 

tododokidoki: How many times must I tell you ppl

 

tododokidoki: I am a raging homosexual

 

tododokidoki: and midoriya is cute

 

emo (permanent state of self): ^

 

izukute: sjkgfdhfkashfkhd

 

stickybitch: fuck

 

stickybitch: ya done broke him

 

themovieup: ignoring how gay everyone is for you Midoriya

 

themovieup: where are you?

 

UCan'tSeeMe: is kaminari with you?

 

izukute: oh!

 

izukute: yeah he is!

 

izukute: we're at his sister's house!

 

izukute: sorry to make you guys worry!

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: kaminari has a sister?

 

izukute: oh yeah!

 

izukute: she's super cool!

 

izukute: and she has a water quirk that's also a mutation quirk so her dreads are literally just mini self contained waterfalls!

 

(Ass)id: she cute?

 

izukute: she's 25

 

(Ass)id: nvm

 

rockinghardorhardlyrocking: why were guys out that late anyways?

 

izukute: fries

 

zapzapbaby: and chicken nuggies

 

(Ass)id: and you didn't get me none???

 

izukute: didn't have Todoroki's credit card on me

 

themovieup: what?

 

themovieup: why would you have todoroki's credit card?

 

UCan'tSeeMe: @tododokidoki explain?

 

tododokidoki: I give him my dad's credit card to max out sometimes

 

stickybitch: why?

 

UCan'tSeeMe: I love how he words it in a way that says this isn't the first time he's given Midoriya his credit card

 

tododokidoki: I hate my dad, don't care about his money, I'm a raging homosexual, and Midoriya's cute

 

tododokidoki: how many times must I tell you

 

(Ass)id: why does Midoriya get a sugarboyfriend????

 

(Ass)id: where's my sugarboyfriend?????

 

(Ass)id: Or girlfriend

 

(Ass)id: or friend

 

(Ass)id: I'm not picky

 

stickybitch: it's cause you always be on that phone

 

(Ass)id: damn

 

(Ass)id: u right