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Jeremy and Michael were just playin Zelda in the basement, dudes being bros.

“Awwww yiss! Eat it, fuckin pig!”

“Whoa whoa whoa watch out for the Lizalfos over there!”

“Open the chest!”

“Cmoooooooon...”

“A diamond! Awesome!”

Great, now Jeremy was doing his “celebration dance”. Such a dork. A beautiful dork. Wow Michael was hopeless.

“Dude, you’re really hot, you know?”

“Dude.”

“Dude.”

Then The Fujoshis™️ appeared.

OMG SO HOT
AHHHHHHH
SINNING SO BAD RITE NOW
MY CUTE LITTLE GAYBIES
MARRY ME MICHAEL
TOTALLY FUCKING
JEREMY IS UKE
SO CUTTTTE

“WHAT THE HELL?!?!? JEREMY WHATS GOING ON?! WHERE DID THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?”

Jeremy was currently having War Flashbacks.
“T-tree bros.... all the smut, everywhere, couldnt even go on Wattpad... Poor Evan.”

OMG SO WET
FANGRILING SO HARD RN
LOOK AT MY NEW NSFW BOYF RIENDS ART

“WE ARE HIGH SCHOOLERS?????? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

Chaos was everywhere. Tables overturned. Clothing ripped off in a futile attempt to escape. It seemed there was no exit.

ALLIES MAKE AN ENTRANCE!

“BROS YOU GOTTA CHILL! THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY IS NOT YOUR FUCKING FETISH! JUST BECAUSE BOYF RIENDS IS CANON, THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST OBSESS OVER LITERAL 16 YEAR OLDS BEING GAY!”