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Peregrin Took created this group.

Peregrin Took added Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Aragorn, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli, Boromir, and Gandalf to this group.

Peregrin Took named the group "The Fellowship".

 

Peregrin

welcome, my lords, to this group chat!

 

Frodo

I can smell the scent of seven people suffering.

 

Peregrin

:<

 

Samwise

Make it six, Mr. Frodo.

You won't suffer as long as I'm here, sir. :)

 

Meriadoc

oh mY gOD

 

Peregrin

geT a roOm yoU tWo

 

Meriadoc

this is getting gayer

 

Frodo

Lads.

 

Peregrin

but anywaaays

here comes the important part

 

Meriadoc

@Frodo?

The honor is yours. :)

 

Frodo

Sweet

 

Frodo Baggins set Samwise's nickname to urboy.

 

Frodo

Excuse my creativity.

 

Frodo Baggins set Peregrin's nickname to second breakfast.

 

second breakfast

oh mY gOD

thank you uwu

 

Frodo Baggins set Meriadoc's nickname to brandybucket.

 

brandybucket

excuse me

you're talking to the future Master of Buckland

 

Frodo

And you're talking to the current Master of Bag End.

 

urboy

oooooh

second breakfast

apply athelas to the burnt area

pls high-five me Frodo :<

 

Frodo

No.

 

Frodo Baggins set Aragorn's nickname to rangerdanger.

 

Frodo

I mean

cmon

we all had trust issues when we met a hot, ragged but stinky ranger in Bree

 

Legolas:

"but stinky"

aren't you a sassy little angel

 

second breakfast

SAM

 

urboy

sir?

 

second breakfast

wink wink

 

Frodo

shut up Pippin

 

Frodo Baggins set Legolas's nickname to Prince of Mirkwood.

 

Frodo

Okay

wait

that's too formal

 

Frodo Baggins changed Legolas's nickname from Prince of Mirkwood to sassybitch.

 

sassybitch

Seems about right

 

brandybucket

Give him his crown, you guys

 

second breakfast

The Queen has arrived

 

Frodo

one sassiest elf to rule them all

 

Gandalf:

@Frodo no

any references but that

 

Frodo

sheesh aren't people too sensitive

 

urboy

Mr. @Frodo

 

Frodo

okay okay fine

sorry

 

Frodo Baggins set Gimli's nickname to Son of a Gloin.

 

Frodo

BECAUSE

LISTEN UP BITCHES

second breakfast

oh dear god

 

Frodo

NO PEREGRIN SHUT UP

GLOIN IS AWESOME

Y'ALL CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

 

Son of a Gloin

???

I'm confused yet honored to be the son of someone you idolize, Master Baggins

 

Frodo

YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO HIS HOME BEFORE I LEAVE :<

 

urboy

"before i leave"?

Mr. @Frodo?

 

Frodo

oops

fuck

 

brandybucket

@Frodo??

 

second breakfast

Is there something you're not telling us?

 

sassybitch

leave?

 

Son of a Gloin

Umm??

 

Gandalf

ehem

okay wait no i didn't mean that

 

brandybucket

@Gandalf?

 

Frodo

Gandalf.

 

Frodo Baggins set Gandalf's nickname to party wizard.

 

second breakfast

Frodooooo

 

urboy

Mr. @Frodo please open the door :<

 

Frodo

No Sam

Go home.

 

urboy

Mr. @Frodo

Please.

 

Frodo Baggins set Boromir's nickname to Boromier.

 

urboy

Let me in.

 

brandybucket

Frodo.

 

second breakfast

Frodoooo

 

Frodo

weeelp,

sleep time :)

byee

 

Frodo Baggins is offline.

urboy is offline.

brandybucket is offline.

second breakfast is offline.

 

party wizard

can i just

oh my Valar

 

sassybitch

what was that all about?

 

Son of a Gloin

@Gandalf you seriously know something

 

rangerdanger

Spill, @Gandalf.

 

Boromier

What's happening??

 

party wizard changed his own nickname to Mithrandir.

 

Mithrandir:

okay you oblivious fuckers

hold on a second. 

 


 

 

Gandalf created this group.

 

Gandalf names this group "The Big People".

 

Gandalf added Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas Greenleaf, and Gimli.

 

Gandalf

I appreciate the fact that you tried to pretend that you don't know what it was he was talking about just for the sake of Sam, Merry and Pippin, @Aragorn.

 

Legolas

My mind is being clouded with anxiousness over your words, Mithrandir.

Is Frodo fading?

 

Gimli

I cannot even try to ignore the fact that he sounded like it was the last thing he would do in his life.

 

Boromir

Can you just tell us?

 

Aragorn

I do not think it is my place to say it.

 

Aragorn

Mithrandir, if you please.

 

Gandalf

I am trying to find the right words, gentlemen.

 

Legolas

Ah, but you do not need to do that.

We are not children, Mithrandir.

 

Gandalf

I suppose you are right, @Legolas.

Frodo is leaving.

 

Gimli

Yes we know that.

He'd said it.

But why?

 

Gandalf

Patience, my friend.

Have you heard about a place called 'Valinor'?

 

Gimli

Suppose not.

 

Boromir

Neither do I.

 

Aragorn

It is a place where Elves dwell when it is their time to leave this World.

 

Legolas

Yes.

When grief and depression consumes them, they set out to leave and find healing that this World cannot provide.

Do tell us, @Gandalf, how can Frodo go to the place where Elves can only enter?

 

Aragorn

Arwen.

 

Aragorn added Arwen Undomiel to this group.

 

Arwen

@Aragorn ?

Oh.

Greetings, gentlemen.

 

Gimli

Greetings, milady.

 

Boromir

Seconded.

 

Legolas

Thirded.

 

Gandalf

 Fourded.

 

Aragorn

Please go back to the matter of dicussion.

 

Arwen

What 'matter of discussion'?

 

Legolas

Young Frodo Baggins.

 

Arwen

How fares he?

 

Gandalf

He seems to be doing quite well.

 But he is far from okay.

He is right.

There are some wounds that would never truly heal.

 

Arwen

I am saddened to hear this, Mithrandir.

 

Legolas

But can you please answer my question?

 

Gandalf

@Arwen had given her spot to Frodo.

 

Arwen

Yes.

I had decided to stay here in this World instead of leaving with Ada.

It is already clear that Frodo had been too deeply scarred by the events of the Quest.

It is my thanks to him.

If he had not set out to Mordor and destroyed It, we would all have suffered.

The least I could do is to help him find healing.

 

Boromir

He does deserve it.

 

Arwen Undomiel added Elrond Peredhel to this group.

 

Aragorn

If that is all settled, then maybe we could think of ways to help Frodo whilst he is still here?

Legolas

Good idea.

 

 

"It's Hobbit, Bitch"

 

brandyfuck

okay @bagginshit, spill

 

tick took

@bagginshit i can see you thru the fucking window of the fucking study

 

bagginshit

PIPPIN

LANGUAGE YOU LITTLE TWIT

 

loyalistic

...

 

bagginshit

it's nothing, okay.

i was joking.

 

loyalistic

You sure about that, Mr. Frodo?

 

bagginshit

yes, sam.

 okay hold on a second

 pip, mer, where are you two?

 

brandyfuck

at your garden

 

bagginshit

what the fuck are you doing there?

i thought you were in crickhollow?

 

loyalistic

begging your pardon, sir, but do you think they'll leave you alone after all the shit you handled, Mr. Frodo?

 

bagginshit

yes

okay get out of the garden you two

i'll open the door for you three dorks

 

tick took

you call us dorks but we're literally smoother when it comes to lasses

 

brandyfuck

pippin

 

bagginshit

on second thought, maybe not

 

brandyfuck

FRODO

 

bagginshit

just kidding hold on jeeeez

 

 

"Secret Trio"

 

lil angel

I messed up, didn't I?

 

queen

No.

 

king

No.

 

queen

I do believe now is the right time to spill it out, Frodo.

 

lil angel

want to

I really want to speak about it

but i just?? can't??

 

king

Why?

 

lil angel

I don't know really.

Every time I want to say it there would always be this lump in my throat and I end up choking it all up again.

it's so hard

 

queen

Frodo

deep breaths.

the Evenstar, remember?

 

lil angel

yes.

Thank you, milady.

 

queen

You're always welcome, Frodo. There is no need to adress me formally, dear.

 

lil angel

yes. sorry. i forgot

 

king

I think you should clear your mind before speaking about it, Frodo. But we are not forcing you to say it soon.

 

lil angel

right

thank you, both of you.

 

queen

Go to sleep, Frodo. It is already midnight.

 

lil angel

okiokii.

tomorrow, then?

 

king

if you want. :)

lil angel

good night :))

king

good night, mellon-nin.

queen

good night, little one.

 

lil angel is offline.

queen is offline.

king is offline.