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The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Tony created a Server

Tony named the Server: Avengers Assemble

Tony Invited Everyone

 

Tony: Avengers! Assemble!

 Tony: In the kitchen!

 Steve: that's my line

 Peter: why do we need to assemble in the kitchen?

 Tony: because I'm hungry

 Steve: I don't see why that requires us all to be in the kitchen

 Nat: FUCK OFF ASSHOLES ITS 2 AM.

 Tony: We woke the beast

 Bruce: Why are we going to the kitchen at 2 in the morning?

 Steve: Because Tony is hungry

 Carol: On Another planet. Can't help you. Lol sorry not sorry

 Rhodey: Tony go get food and leave us alone

 Tony: I would but I don't want to move

 Nat: TONY STOP BEING LAZY AND GET IT YOURSELF. IM TRYING TO SLEEP

 Peter: yOu'Ve aNgErEd NaTaShA

 Tony: Be quiet Peter it's past your bed time

 Wanda: Why are we all awake at this ungodly hour?

 Vision: Wanda my dear, according to my data the required amount of sleep for a human is at least eight hours. Therefore I request you turn off your phone and come back to sleep.

 Tony: gags

 Tony: @Vision Please save your disgusting cuteness for another server

 Sam: @Tony Please Save your annoying antics for another Server

 Tony: Shut up Bird Brain

 Sam: @Tony caw caw motherfucker

 Tony: LANGUAGE!

 Wanda: LANGUAGE!

 Bruce: LANGUAGE!

 Steve: Really guys?

 Steve: Seriously though. Stop fighting. There are children here

 Bucky: no no. Please continue

 Sam: @Bucky no one likes you. Go to bed

 Bucky: Steve likes me right?

 Steve: Of course I like you Bucky, you're my best friend. Why wouldn't I?

 Bucky: @Sam suck it Wilson

 Sam: Cap you're officially out of the bird squad

 Clint: Cap is in our squad?

 Sam: NOT ANYMORE

 Sam: ITS JUST YOU AND ME BARTON

 Clint: Why was Cap in our squad tho?

 Sam: Because he WAS my best friend

 Clint: wow. I thought I was your best friend

 Nat: you're MY best friend

 Clint: I'm your ONLY friend

 Nat: Rude

 Clint: ily

 Nat: ily2

 Nat: AS FOR THE REST OF YOU

 Nat: GO. TO. SLEEP.

 Tony: Easy tiger

 Scott: T'Challa is the tiger

 T'Challa: I'm a panther

 Scott: Same thing

 Strange: No it's really not

Tony: Hello Better Steve

Strange: Hello Stark

Steve: @Tony Hello Coke Can

Scott: DAAAAAMN! Who knew Cap had it in him?

Peter: Tony just got recycled

Tony: Peter you're grounded. Scott be quiet

Peter: RIP

Vision: Why are we ripping things?

Wanda: It's an acronym Vis

Vision: For What?

Wanda: Rest In Peace

Nat: Which is what we ALL should be doing right now

Nat: I see you with your phone Bruce! I'm not blind, I'm literally right next to you!

Bruce: I've been thwarted

Loki: "The Downsides to having Natasha as a girlfriend"

Loki: A memoir by Bruce Banner

Clint: I'd Read

Nat: @Loki @Clint Fuck you

Clint: Love you too

Vision: lAnGuAgE

Steve: Oh My God let it go

Vision: My apologies Captain, Wanda stole my phone

Steve: It's all good😊. Wanda go to sleep.

Wanda: No

Bucky: @Nat we don't use that speak around children

Peter: what children?

Bucky: @Peter You

Peter: I go to high school. I USE that word

Bruce: Help! Natasha's trying to take my phohshsnsjsk

Thor: The mighty Hulk has been defeated

Loki: @Thor Your irrelevance is giving me a headache

Thor: @Loki My deepest condolences brother

Thor: Now I bid you all a good night

Nat: Finally. Someone with some sense

Thor: @Nat Thank you

Wanda: I'm out. Night losers

Vision: Be nice. But Sleep well. I love you❤️

Peter: Vision=Cinnamon Roll

Peter: Anyway, I've got a test tomorrow. Peace!

T'Challa: I have a country to run. I don't have time for this

Scott: Goodnight

Scott: Actually, more like good morning for some of you but whatever

Sam: @Bucky Goodnight loser

Bucky: @Sam goodnight bird brain

Steve: @everyone Goodnight Friends

Tony: guys?

Tony: GUYS?!

Tony: Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that I'm still hungry?