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letmesleep: @mousebear permission to turn off internet access in the 1-A dorm
justdrawnthatway: lol what did they do
mousebear: for what reason?
letmesleep: bakugo katsuki has started a public twitter war with current number one hero endeavor
letmesleep: astonishingly todoroki shouto is backing him up
letmesleep: kirishima eijirou and midoriya izuku appear to be trying to help by intermittently tweeting 'you suck' at endeavor because that's the meanest they know how to be
bitch.I.all.might.be: How wonderful! They are finally united in a common purpose!
letmesleep: shut up toshinori
yeahhhhhhhhboi: they want to punch the stars and drink the moon! your students aim high! encourage their ambitions!
yeahhhhhhhhboi: because it's hilarious!
letmesleep: shut up hizashi
letmesleep: @mousebear please
mousebear: permission granted
mousebear: public shaming is the least that man deserves
mousebear: but they should consider how this affects their own image too
mousebear: someone should teach them about covert tactics
justdrawnthatway: @bitch.I.all.might.be he's talking to you
bitch.I.all.might.be: covert tactics? I don't know her, what's her civilian name.
letmesleep: I swear this class is going to fucking turn my hair grey
justdrawnthatway: when he snaps and murders them all are we liable because we saw it coming?
umpire: uh are you aware they're still tweeting?
justdrawnthatway: did they go off campus? Or to another building?
canhefixit: nope cameras show them in their dorms
lucky#13: phone data?
letmesleep: their phones are UA issued, I turned off their data when I did the wifi
letmesleep: so again, HOW
mousebear: remember how you predicted that if he worked on his finesse, kaminari denki might eventually be able to emit a field that blocked electronic devices and even someday act as a wireless hotspot?
letmesleep: are you kidding me
justdrawnthatway: …this is the kid who couldn't successfully electrocute a plant right?
mousebear: necessity appears to have been the mother of invention
yeahhhhhhhhboi: this is what happens when you turn off a teenager's wifi
letmesleep: I predicted that if his focus and work ethic improved, he might be able to do that *by the time he graduated*
umpire: plus ultra
Chatroom It Has Been 4 Days Since Our Last Explosion is active
bobthebuilder: overheard in the UA hallways, season 2 episode 12:
umpire: nice i love this show
bobthebuilder: "so anyways the moral of the story is I'm probably going to be a virgin forever, because acid, but at least it's not nitroglycerin I guess" -- pink alien girl, 1-A
justdrawnthatway: oh honey
umpire: …. @letmesleep
letmesleep: i have 15 minutes until my next class and this is my only prep period today you assholes, I hope this is important
letmesleep: @mousebear I fucking quit
bitch.i.all.might.be: that's not very plus ultra of you shouta!!
justdrawnthatway: give your class the quirk sex ed curriculum you absolute coward
letmesleep: second year
letmesleep: we do sex ed in second year
letmesleep: AND THAT'S WHY I TEACH FIRST YEARS
umpire: well your class is precocious about everything else, idk why you didn't see this coming honestly
letmesleep: you know if my class gets it yours has to too, right?
umpire: that's fine with me, my class rep keeps the problem children well in hand
yeahhhhhhhhboi: lol 'in hand' i see what you did there
umpire: no :/
mousebear: hm an interesting discussion
mousebear: aizawa, resignation not accepted
mousebear: and I suppose given the changed social dynamics of the dormitory system, it would be prudent to move the sexual education curriculum to the first year, yes
mousebear: @justdrawnthatway please modify your usual content and format as necessary to accommodate a younger audience and present it for all 9 first-year classes within the next month
justdrawnthatway: aw dammit
justdrawnthatway: this was only funny when it didn't lead to more work for me
bitch.I.all.might.be: wow I've never seen him use an emoji before
yeahhhhhhhhboi: I've never seen him happy before
letmesleep: I'm fueled by spite alone
mousebear: hm. That's a mood, as the kids say
Chatroom It Has Been 5 Days Since Our Last Explosion is active
canhefixit: hey uh
canhefixit: todoroki shouto just put in a request for new support equipment
letmesleep: I don't need to approve those, leave me alone
canhefixit: well he asked for, quote:
canhefixit: "a thermovoltaic generator, as small and portable as possible without compromising voltage potential. Preferably handheld with a directional capacity."
bitch.I.all.might.be: holy fucking shit
justdrawnthatway: well that's terrifying
highnoon: excuse me did you just tell me endeavor's kid asked for a GUN THAT TURNS HIS FIRE INTO LIGHTNING???
canhefixit: I thought you might want a. uh. heads up about that one.
letmesleep: kaminari denki shocked him pretty good in the 1v1s last week and he's surprisingly petty
letmesleep: it's not a terrible idea though
letmesleep: plenty of heat-resistant materials have high electrical conductivity so he's actually addressing a legitimate weak point
letmesleep: go ahead and give him one
canhefixit: oh yeah that was going to happen either way
canhefixit: hatsume mei got ahold of the request and has built five prototypes already
canhefixit: I can't stop her
letmesleep: it's actually very comforting to hear that
letmesleep: at least the next time bakugo curses on international television, I know you'll understand my suffering
canhefixit: oh for sure
Chatroom It Has Been 7 Whole Days Since Our Last Explosion! is active
highnoon: @yeahhhhhhhhboi what the hell are you teaching these kids
yeahhhhhhhhboi: not much, based on averages from the last test???
highnoon: I just walked past tokoyami fumikage in the hallway and heard him mutter to himself "I am darkness, I am the night" in heavily-accented English
highnoon: then his demon shadow scooped him up and either phased him through a wall or just straight-up swallowed him
yeahhhhhhhhboi: lol wtf
highnoon: im Shook tbh
letmesleep: huh that's new
letmesleep: the phasing
letmesleep: the rest is pretty standard honestly
highnoon: cool great thanks I'm gonna go…lie down
yeahhhhhhhhboi: I'm so proud???? automatic A in my class
justdrawnthatway: i have a new favorite of your little weirdos aizawa
umpire: third in the sports festival, first in our hearts
yeahhhhhhhhboi: ugh don't bring up my trauma I'm still mad about uraraka
yeahhhhhhhhboi: she was robbed
letmesleep: we know hizashi
yeahhhhhhhhboi: just wait until the rematch
yeahhhhhhhhboi: she's going to send that bakugo kid into orbit
yeahhhhhhhhboi: i've got money on it
letmesleep: we know hizashi
lucky#13: uraraka's my favorite too actually
letmesleep: she kicked you in the face
lucky#13: lol what face
lucky#13: also it was a good tactical move!
letmesleep: fair enough
letmesleep: she's got real potential
yeahhhhhhhhboi: high praise!
yeahhhhhhhhboi: so who's your favorite shouta??
letmesleep: no one
yeahhhhhhhhboi: come on!!
letmesleep: it's counter-productive to choose a favorite
letmesleep: what would the point even be
umpire: don't lie, you must have one even if you don't want to admit it
bitch.I.all.might.be: no need to be embarrassed shouta!!
bitch.I.all.might.be: I'll say my favorite if you say yours!
letmesleep: yours is midoriya
letmesleep: we all know that
letmesleep: everyone knows that
bitch.I.all.might.be: well you should still share yours!
mousebear: his favorite is yaoyorozu momo
letmesleep: dammit nedzu
letmesleep: shut up
letmesleep: she has a long way to go before her overthinking habit isn't a liability
letmesleep: and she isn't comfortable enough yet with creation of matter beyond the solid state
letmesleep: not to mention she hasn't defined her ambitions nearly as well as some of the others
letmesleep: her utility in rescue situations is an asset she could be focusing on if she had a more coherent vision of her desired role
umpire: so today we learned aizawa shows favoritism through harsh criticism
yeahhhhhhhhboi: definitely knew that already
bitch.I.all.might.be: yes that was always very clear
letmesleep: shut UP
ensemble: I like ashido mina
bobthebuilder: the chat cryptid appears!
canhefixit: hey long time no see!
ensemble: you saw me this morning
canhefixit: sure in *meatspace*, like that counts
ensemble: wow sorry for having other friends to text besides my coworkers
justdrawnthatway: lol burn
justdrawnthatway: anyways, ashido's your favorite?
justdrawnthatway: can't say I saw that coming
justdrawnthatway: wasn't she one of the ones who failed the final last semester?
ensemble: girl can't strategy for shit
ensemble: but at the sports festival I saw her uppercut that sparkly kid so hard he needed recovery girl
ensemble: and then five minutes later she was leading a group of elementary schoolers from the audience in a cheer for her classmate
ensemble: that's a hero
bitch.I.all.might.be: How moving!!
ensemble: also I'm pretty sure she's the one that dared the tape kid to come up to me and ask if my quirk was "reverse vore"
ensemble: gotta respect that instinct for chaos
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lucky#13: that was a big explosion?????? @everyone hey who has eyes on the crisis?
the.food.network: bakugo katsuki's squaring up with someone in the cafeteria
the.food.network: @letmesleep is already on his way, so…
the.food.network: who's he fighting this time?
the.food.network: let the betting commence
yeahhhhhhhhboi: oh shit okay 2 on midoriya
ensemble: 4 on midoriya
ensemble: I play to win
ensemble: and we all know where the smart money is
lucky#13: hm 2 on uraraka
yeahhhhhhhhboi: fuck I hope so
bitch.I.all.might.be: since shouta is handling his problem children let me be the one to say:
bitch.I.all.might.be: we know, hizashi
yeahhhhhhhhboi: okay big guy who's your bet?
bitch.I.all.might.be: hm. 2 on todoroki *because of* midoriya
umpire: 1 on monoma neito
bobthebuilder: putting it on the line for your class! I respect that
umpire: honestly monoma's just that annoying
justdrawnthatway: 1 on shinsou hitoshi from 1-C
highnoon: nemuri you are my best friend but that is a dumbass bet
justdrawnthatway: wow okay
highnoon: anyways I'm here with ryo, he says 1 on midoriya
ensemble: how about you?
highnoon: you know I'm not a gambling man
highnoon: but 1 on bakugo fighting his own reflection in a mirror
justdrawnthatway: ahahahaha holy shit
bitch.I.all.might.be: I wish I could say that that's not a possibility
the.food.network: okay that's almost everyone...@copay you want in?
copay: as long as midoriya doesn't end up in my office again I don't care
the.food.network: all right, and the winner is.....
the.food.network: living up to their name, @lucky#13!
umpire: wow really?
umpire: how did that happen?????
the.food.network: you aren't ready
ensemble: please I have to know
the.food.network: I didn't hear the start of the conversation
the.food.network: but the first thing I did hear
the.food.network: was uraraka yelling at the top of her lungs
the.food.network: "YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON KIRBY I'M LITERALLY KIRBY IN REAL LIFE"
the.food.network: I believe bakugo's response was something along the lines of
the.food.network: "you wanna fucking go"
the.food.network: she did
ensemble: hoyl shit
the.food.network: last I saw before aizawa got them with his capture weapon
the.food.network: was uraraka sitting on bakugo twisting his arm behind his back and yelling
the.food.network: "SAY I'M KIRBY BITCH! SAY IT!"
the.food.network: he did not, as far as I know, say it
umpire: dear lord
highnoon: top heros have stories about them from their school days...this is one such legend
@justdrawnthatway has changed the name of the chatroom to It Has Been 0 Days Since Our Last Explosion But It Was Worth It
justdrawnthatway: is this what motherhood feels like
canhefixit: yamada is openly sobbing in the staff lounge jsyak
lucky#13: I'm so proud
lucky#13: I dedicate every single one of the 16 hours of detention I no longer have to monitor to uraraka ochako
bobthebuilder: why did I bet T_T
canhefixit: because we're fools
lucky#13: I believe that means I'm detention-duty free for the rest of the term in fact :)
letmesleep: that's great awesome so glad no one HELPED ME STOP THE FIGHT OR ANYTHING
yeahhhhhhhhboi: you needed help?
letmesleep: it's the principle of the thing
letmesleep: you're all terrible educators
justdrawnthatway: someone's cranky because he's not allowed to bet
letmesleep: at least I don't have 4 extra hours of detention duty now unlike some people
ensemble: wow just @ me next time
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justdrawnthatway: okay I know this chat is pretty much solely for funny You Won't Believe What My Student Just Did stories
justdrawnthatway: but I gotta say it
justdrawnthatway: @letmesleep why the hell are you letting mineta minoru get away with his shit?
yeahhhhhhhhboi: so you got around to 1-A with the new sex ed curriculum I guess
highnoon: I've been wondering that too actually @letmesleep
letmesleep: I filed expulsion paperwork for him two months ago
letmesleep: nedzu approved the action but postponed its execution indefinitely for "exigent circumstances"
letmesleep: I'm not even allowed to suspend him or give him detention
justdrawnthatway: wtf @mousebear
mousebear: all will become clear in time
yeahhhhhhhhboi: I hate it when he says that
letmesleep: only answer I ever get with this subject...
justdrawnthatway: so in the meantime you know you're sending the message you don't give a shit about your female students dignity or safety right?
letmesleep: I have a monitor robot specifically tasked with following him around and alerting me in time to stop the worst of it
letmesleep: but even that doesn't catch it all
letmesleep: this can't go on
@bitch.I.all.might.be sent a private message to @mousebear
bitch.I.all.might.be: you think he's the leak, don't you
bitch.I.all.might.be: there's no other reason you'd handle the situation this way
mousebear: I think it is a likely enough possibility that to expel or suspend him would be to place him and the other students in danger
mousebear: until we can identify the exact cause of the information leaks and address it
mousebear: I see no other option but to pretend to everyone that mineta minoru is a welcome member of class 1-A
mousebear: whose behavior is not under suspicion for any reason
mousebear: any other action could result in his removal as a burned asset
mousebear: or more drastic attempts to gain access to our campus and the dorms
bitch.I.all.might.be: I see
bitch.I.all.might.be: I'm sure the principal has his reasons!!
bitch.I.all.might.be: in the meantime, may I suggest a more indirect method of intervention?
yeahhhhhhhhboi: you? indirect?
justdrawnthatway: this I've gotta see
bitch.I.all.might.be: @letmesleep could I have 15 minutes of private training time this week with each member of your class other than mr. mineta?
letmesleep: actually you know what I don't care
Don't worry, this barely qualifies as plot. I feel like everyone just eventually needs to Explain Mineta, you know?
Chatroom This Time The Explosion Was Higari's Fault is active
copay: @highnoon come collect your best friend she's crying in my office
highnoon: nemuri u ok????
copay: she's fine
justdrawnthatway: my heart has grown 12 sizes TT_TT
yeahhhhhhhhboi: no dick joke to follow that up??
yeahhhhhhhhboi: who are you and what have you done with kayama
justdrawnthatway: shut up yamada
justdrawnthatway: you're gonna cry too when I tell you what happened
copay: please leave my office first
highnoon: yes'm I've got her
yeahhhhhhhhboi: side note anyone else think it's kind of charming how respectful @highnoon gets around ladies of a certain, uh, wisdom?
copay: I'm old you cockatiel you can just say it
lucky#13: c o c k a t i e l
bitch.I.all.might.be: requisat in pace present mic, a hero to the last
lucky#13: not sure higari's breathing
canhefixit: aslfdkjak why is all might using the full latin so much funnier???
@ensemble has changed @yeahhhhhhhhboi's username to @cockatiel
cockatiel: that's fair
canhefixit: hahaha @ensemble did you come online just to roast yamada?
ensemble: nah I wanna hear kayama's story too
lucky#13: oh right!
lucky#13: @justdrawnthatway what happened?
justdrawnthatway: OKAY SO
justdrawnthatway: scene: UA hallway
justdrawnthatway: your hero, the alluring pro midnight, is undertaking perhaps the most challenging mission she's ever faced...
justdrawnthatway: peeing between classes
cockatiel: you fool
highnoon: some mountains we weren't made to scale nemuri
lucky#13: ???? is it that hard???
highnoon: yes????? there's no time?????
ensemble: oh right @lucky#13 you don't have a bladder
highnoon: damn I wish that were me
highnoon: I had three classes in a row last year; that's four hours of kegels suffering
highnoon: don't worry about it
ensemble: just count yourself lucky honestly
lucky#13: well it's in the name
justdrawnthatway: so your hero arrives at the 3rd floor bathroom
justdrawnthatway: only to find the door blocked
highnoon: uh oh did someone get stuck in there again?
highnoon: uh nothing
justdrawnthatway: that's what I thought at first
justdrawnthatway: especially cuz kirishima eijirou was the one blocking it and whenever the others start some nonsense he's usually in the background yelling "bro that was manly" somewhere
cockatiel: lol true
justdrawnthatway: but koda koji was there too
justdrawnthatway: also rock boy was doing his adorkable hero stance
justdrawnthatway: and poor koda honestly just looked like they were trying not to burst into tears
letmesleep: the only time they don't look like that is when they're actively crying
bitch.I.all.might.be: they're doing their best to overcome their anxiety in pursuit of their dream! Inspiring!!
letmesleep: I will say this, their quirk is almost impossibly powerful for their age
letmesleep: I've seen them direct hundreds of animals at once
letmesleep: plenty of pros have animal communication quirks but not like that
justdrawnthatway: that's a fact I didn't know and I'm very interested but SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL MY DAMN STORY
justdrawnthatway: so who is outside the door that's being blocked?
justdrawnthatway: who else but mr. mineta himself
justdrawnthatway: throwing a whole-ass temper tantrum about them not letting him in
justdrawnthatway: so at this point I'm realizing that I'm not going to get to pee
justdrawnthatway: but I don't know what's going on so I wait to try to figure out wtf is happening
justdrawnthatway: and what I hear is:
justdrawnthatway: horrible purple child: "it's against school policy to block access to a bathroom!!!"
justdrawnthatway: koda, barely audible but very firmly: "that's on the basis of gender, perceived gender, or disability, not because you want to harass someone"
justdrawnthatway: kirishima: "yeah dude let yaomomo do her business in peace okay??"
justdrawnthatway: so I'm getting ready to unleash hell upon his unsuspecting little grape-covered head
justdrawnthatway: when sure enough Aizawa's Favorite comes out of the bathroom
letmesleep: shut up
justdrawnthatway: and very reasonably is like
justdrawnthatway: "...why are you all standing here?"
justdrawnthatway: immediately mineta is all "they're not letting me in the bathroom, surely as class vp you don't think that's okay???"
justdrawnthisway: so of course girl knows something is up but not what
justdrawnthisway: and starts with the "okay let's talk about this! It's important for classmates to get along!"
cockatiel: @letmesleep you have exactly one student with social skills and she's TOO polite
letmesleep: shut up
lucky#13: it's true but he shouldn't say it
justdrawnthatway: so I'm thinking i better step in at this point right?
justdrawnthatway: and that's when something MAGICAL HAPPENS
justdrawnthatway: kirishima gives koda what he probably thinks is an Extremely Subtle Nod
justdrawnthatway: and AS IF THEY PRACTICED IT koda immediately scoops yaoyorozu out of mineta's reach and starts power-walking her away down the the hallway mumbling "hi yaomomo sorry to bother you but I need more wood shavings for my bunny cage can you come make some for me please?"
justdrawnthatway: and as soon as they're around the corner
justdrawnthatway: kirishima: "bro I need you to know that it's really not cool when you do things like that and it means you're not gonna be a good hero because you don't respect people's bodies and boundaries"
justdrawnthatway: "and we're not gonna let you do it any more because being a hero means intervening when someone's doing something bad, even if you're friends or classmates"
justdrawnthatway: "all might said so"
justdrawnthatway: I told you you'd cry!!!
canhefixit: can confirm, he's crying irl
bitch.I.all.might.be: I knew young kirishima would take my advice to heart! He was very moved during his individual training session!
justdrawnthatway: what the hell were those training sessions anyways? They sure were effective but it's not typical hero tactics
bitch.I.all.might.be: as many of you know, my quirk...manifested late
bitch.I.all.might.be: I spent my childhood assumed to be quirkless
bitch.I.all.might.be: but I still wanted to be a hero so I attended many lectures and trainings on how to better society without the use of quirks
bitch.I.all.might.be: including tactics in bystander intervention
bitch.I.all.might.be: techniques designed to deflect the attention of the perpetrator, and remove the target from the situation before confronting the behavior
bitch.I.all.might.be: I figured that if the teachers cannot intervene for now, the students should
copay: you did good
highnoon: good idea
cockatiel: yeah well done toshinori!!
letmesleep: i'm grateful
canhefixit: something is very wrong with seeing the symbol of peace make that face
canhefixit: but yeah good job yagi
canhefixit: is that the end of the story @justdrawnthatway?
justdrawnthatway: oh right!! I forgot to tell you the best part!!!!
highnoon: how is everything you already told us not the best part?
justdrawnthatway: okay so you might think that for mineta, being confronted like that by the two nicest people in the entire class would be a wakeup call, right?
justdrawnthatway: his response: "that's disgusting, you're trying to act all noble to get the chicks but I'm onto you"
bitch.I.all.might.be: oh dear
justdrawnthatway: BUT THEN KIRISHIMA
justdrawnthatway: this absolute icon
justdrawnthisway: this perfect precious child
justdrawnthisway: looks at mineta with utmost scorn
justdrawnthisway: just utter, complete loathing
justdrawnthisway: and says:
justdrawnthatway: "dude I'm gay"
justdrawnthisway: "and you suck"
justdrawnthatway: and then he just WALKED AWAY
justdrawnthisway: and that's how I had to get @bobthebuilder to cover my class while I went and sobbed in the nurse's office
highnoon: still the meanest he knows how to be, huh
highnoon: someone needs to teach that kid how to actually insult someone
justdrawnthatway: he (willingly???) hangs out with bakugo katsuki
justdrawnthatway: if he hasn't learned by now he's never going to
highnoon: valid and also I love him with my entire shriveled heart
ensemble: whoops that's a mood
cockatiel: same hat!!!!!!!!!!!!
canhefixit: he's crying harder now
justdrawnthatway: told you so
canhefixit: can "I'm gay and you suck" replace plus ultra as our school motto please @mousebear
mousebear: ...I'll consider it
bitch.I.all.might.be: I've never been so proud of anything or anyone
bitch.I.all.might.be: this is the highlight of my teaching career, my hero career, and my life
cockatiel: say it shouta
cockatiel: you know you want to
You can learn more about bystander intervention and pledge to do something when you witness harassment at: https://www.ihollaback.org/take-action/.
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umpire: jsut read yesterday's chatlog
umpire: and it explains a lot about what I witnessed today
umpire: @bitch.I.all.might.be you'll be glad to know that your students are really taking to your training
umpire: but. uh. Some of them are taking it a little…
umpire: well I'll just tell you what happened I guess
bitch.I.all.might.be: uh oh
highnoon: nemuri no
justdrawnthatway: nemuri yES
highnoon: please just tell your story @umpire
umpire: I'm trying!
umpire: okay so I took over yamada's english class today because he's lazy
cockatiel: I got called in to a rescue op?????
cockatiel: wow okay
umpire: his lesson plan said to practice the conversation in groups so I told them to get into groups
cockatiel: lol u didn't group them yourself? rip
umpire: listen my class can be relied upon to get into groups of 2-3 without all hell breaking loose how was I to know??
cockatiel: they all fought over who got to pair with kaminari denki didn't they?
umpire: like half the class DID
cockatiel: he's a dual citizen and fluent in english
umpire: ohhh that explains so much
cockatiel: lol yep maybe I should've put that in my class notes
umpire: you think???
umpire: so anyways after we sorted out that drama there were a few students left over
umpire: the important point for this story is that mineta minoru was left and so was jirou kyouka
umpire: incidentally the only girl left unpartnered which I'm pretty sure is why he paired with her
umpire: which she didn't look thrilled about, but he behaved himself fine during class
umpire: so we finished up and all went off to lunch, which I also had to monitor thanks to yamada's negligence of his duties
umpire: at which point I witnessed the following interaction:
umpire: mineta, walking up to jirou's table: "hey wanna get together after school and practice our conversation assignment?"
umpire: (pretty innocuous, but also you could tell that if she said yes, it was going to get...weird. Very fast.)
umpire: jirou, removing her giant headphones: "what?"
umpire: mineta: repeats himself
umpire: jirou, staring him dead in the eyes and definitely no longer wearing headphones: "what?"
justdrawnthatway: perfect, flawless, heroic
umpire: they proceeded to do this *four more times*
umpire: both getting louder each time
bitch.I.all.might.be: well it's a little more confrontational than I would really suggest, but...
umpire: oh I'm not done
umpire: so then who walks by on his way to his own table?
umpire: todoroki shouto
umpire: mineta and jirou are locked in a staring contest
umpire: todoroki approaches
umpire: and he just
umpire: looks at mineta
umpire: looks at the cup of tea on his tray
umpire: picks up the cup
umpire: heats the tea up with his quirk
umpire: and then DUMPS THE ENTIRE CUP ONTO MINETA'S HEAD
highnoon: ooooh yikes
bitch.I.all.might.be: oh noooooo
justdrawnthatway: I know I'm supposed to be upset about that but I'm not???
umpire: mineta: shrieks in pain
umpire: todoroki, expressionlessly and completely unconvincingly: "oops"
bitch.I.all.might.be: oh dear
bitch.I.all.might.be: one option in bystander intervention is to create a distraction such as spilling one's tea
bitch.I.all.might.be: I perhaps should have considered certain students' acting skills before sharing that one
cockatiel: and their vindictive nature
justdrawnthatway: I understand and respect the policy that we don't speculate as to students' sexualities
justdrawnthatway: so I'm not going to say that the only straight endeavor jr is is a straight-up bitch
justdrawnthatway: I'm just going to think it really hard
bitch.I.all.might.be: you definitely just…
bitch.I.all.might.be: @umpire what happened next?
umpire: mineta: "you melted half my hair!!"
umpire: (yes today I learned that 1. those purple balls are apparently his hair, and 2. I guess they melt in high temperatures? I didn't need or want any of that information but I have it now)
umpire: todoroki: "unfortunate"
umpire: you know that voice he does
bitch.I.all.might.be: like he's a robot but that robot has the capacity to judge you and is doing it
umpire: yep that one
umpire: then he and jirou high fived
umpire: on the third try because she had to teach him how
umpire: which was sad but also kind of endearing I guess
umpire: and I had to pretend I didn't see anything because otherwise I would've had to give him detention
bitch.I.all.might.be: ….I'm so sorry
justdrawnthatway: how dare you apologize for art yagi
cockatiel: you, todoroki, and jirou have done nothing wrong, ever, in your lives
highnoon: I mean heating the tea up was a little excessive but honestly? He defended his classmate, I'm not mad about it
umpire: me neither
umpire: but I do feel I have to let @letmesleep know
umpire: it's his class and he's responsible for their behavior
letmesleep: really? Again during my only prep period??
cockatiel: just read the story shouta
bitch.I.all.might.be: this is an....ominous pause
letmesleep: on one hand the use of a quirk to harm another student, even indirectly like that, is a serious breach of UA's code of conduct
letmesleep: on the other, todoroki shouto's biggest weakness as a hero is collaboration
letmesleep: taking steps towards building a stronger relationship with a classmate, particularly one with a reconnaissance quirk that has a lot of applications to enhance the success rate of his area-effect moves…
letmesleep: that should be encouraged
letmesleep: I'll call him in and discuss his actions
letmesleep: his punishment will be denial of permission to visit home for the rest of the month
bitch.I.all.might.be: doesn't he submit requests to stay in the dorms instead of going home for all official holidays…?
justdrawnthatway: shhhhhh yagi it's a ~punishment~
bitch.I.all.might.be: ah got it
Chatroom I Didn't Mean You, Hatsume is active
highnoon: why do I always have the weirdest interactions with @letmesleep's students???
highnoon: do they wait in the hallways for me?????
highnoon: is it some kind of curse????????
letmesleep: it's a plot to drive you insane
letmesleep: so I can have your job
letmesleep: and not have to teach them any more
cockatiel: aw that was almost a joke!
bitch.I.all.might.be: well done shouta!!!
letmesleep: shut up
bobthebuilder: okay but what happened this time @highnoon?
justdrawnthatway: please hold, I'm trying to get him to stop giggling hysterically first
canhefixit: it's very creepy coming from behind his costume mask actually
highnoon: YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF CREEPY
justdrawnthatway: deep fucking breaths buddy
highnoon: I've faced major villains that unsettled me less tbh
highnoon: you know how I contra dance on weekends?
bobthebuilder: no??? I did not know that about you???
justdrawnthatway: I knew
cockatiel: of course you did
cockatiel: but the rest of us definitely did not!!!
highnoon: well I do
highnoon: we all have hobbies
mousebear: in fact having a hobby or non-hero interest is a significant screening factor on the psychological examination to become a UA teacher
bitch.I.all.might.be: wait how did I pass then
mousebear: you didn't, we made an exception because you're the Symbol of Peace
letmesleep: wow that explains a lot
highnoon: so I was waiting for 2-C's classroom to free up to teach my next class and was going through some steps
highnoon: as one does
highnoon: and I turn around and midoriya izuku is just….staring at me
highnoon: like he was trying to SEE INTO MY SOUL
highnoon: and he whispered:
highnoon: "that's going in the notebook ehehehehe"
highnoon: and then scuttled away down the hallway mumbling to himself
justdrawnthatway: I can't decide if that's adorable or creepy
highnoon: creepy! Definitely creepy!!
letmesleep: I'm so sorry
bitch.I.all.might.be: I'll have a talk with the lad about appropriate expressions of fandom
highnoon: that would be appreciated
letmesleep: @mousebear if he actually does get chased out of the school by the little weirdos, though, can I have his job for real?
Chatroom The Explosion Was Bakugo That Time But I'm Still Willing To Say It's Higari's Fault Somehow is active
letmesleep: hey anyone know where @mousebear is? he's not in his office
justdrawnthatway: nope sorry
bobthebuilder: hm no
canhefixit: he was there an hour ago
canhefixit: also who named the chatroom that????
canhefixit: I hate you
highnoon: did you check the UA staff master calendar @letmesleep?
justdrawnthatway: lol u nerd
highnoon: this is EXACTLY WHAT ITS FOR NEMURI
letmesleep: I did actually, there's nothing on his schedule
bitch.I.all.might.be: ah the principal is in a confidential meeting right now!
bitch.I.all.might.be: my apologies
bitch.I.all.might.be: what did you need him for shouta?
letmsleep: I need to file a Q-21B and an M-336
cockatiel: okay from all of us who haven't memorized every form in this school: ?????
highnoon: that's a change of quirk registration and a…registration of a quirk as a controlled substance??? wtf aizawa?????
highnoon: you knew that when you best friended me
canhefixit: wtf @letmesleep what happened???
cockatiel: what else? Class 1-A
letmesleep: I wish you were wrong
letmesleep: ashido mina has learned to change the properties of the substance she secretes
letmesleep: it apparently doesn't have to be that formula of acid
canhefixit: ah yeah that's a big enough change to warrant re-registering
cockatiel: okay but why the other form????
letmesleep: she discovered this by accidentally producing some kind of hallucinogen
bitch.I.all.might.be: oh dear
cockatiel: why?? How?????
letmesleep: as far as I can tell:
letmesleep: she was grouped with tokoyami fumikage and tsuyu asui for a forest rescue practice
letmesleep: they wisely took advantage of the overall high mobility in the group by traveling through the treetops
letmesleep: ashido noticed that she was about to spray acid onto a branch that tsuyu was reaching for with her tongue
letmesleep: in a desperate bid not to corrode her teammate's tongue she apparently managed to change her acid's properties at the last moment
letmesleep: she did not, however, manage to render it fully harmless
letmesleep: so now my most responsible student is tripping balls in the nurse's office and my least responsible one can make LSD on command
highnoon: that's rough buddy
justdrawnthatway: fucking fantastic she's doing amazing
justdrawnthatway: @ensemble your fave leveled up
justdrawnthatway: scroll up
ensemble: …I know that no good can come of this but it's still the funniest thing I've ever read
Chatroom It Has Been 2 Days Since Higari Was Last Wrongly Blamed For An Explosion is active
ensemble: overheard in the UA hallways, episode 107:
justdrawnthatway: whoop here we go
cockatiel: my body is ready
letmesleep: just this once
letmesleep: shut the fuck up hizashi
cockatiel: ...fine but only because @ensemble has important news to share
ensemble: I sure do
ensemble: @bitch.I.all.might.be needs to be here for this though
justdrawnthatway: wait aren't you teaching right now?
bitch.I.all.might.be: we're in a Bakugo Is Yelling At Someone interlude
bitch.I.all.might.be: I've got at least five minutes
justdrawnthatway: shouldn't you…stop him yelling?
letmesleep: kayama you fool
bitch.I.all.might.be: ah my dear naive colleague
bitch.I.all.might.be: one does not simply stop young bakugo katsuki from yelling
bitch.I.all.might.be: he feeds on attempts to stop him and grows only stronger
bitch.I.all.might.be: and louder
letmesleep: you've got to maintain a delicate balance of ignoring him
letmesleep: keeping midoriya out of the blast radius
letmesleep: and shoving kirishima into the line of fire to slowly defuse the situation
justdrawnthatway: I thank providence every day that I didn't get assigned class 1A
lucky#13: aw I think they're fun!
letmesleep: you can have them
lucky#13: no that's okay you've got a ~rapport~ now
justdrawnthatway: wait did ecto go idle??
justdrawnthatway: @ensemble get back here!!
ensemble: oh right
justdrawnthatway: how did you forget you were about to tell a story?
ensemble: because I have other things to do with my life kayama
ensemble: anyways so this happened yesterday but I just remembered it and realized I needed to share
ensemble: I was walking to a class
ensemble: just living my life
ensemble: when I happen to see midoriya, iida (tensei's brother), and that shinsou kid that applied to move out of gen studies
ensemble: all clustered together in the hallway
ensemble: and then I was gifted with the following conversation
justdrawnthatway: oh boy
ensemble: midoriya: "hey guys can I ask you a weird question?"
canhefixit: oh no
lucky#13: if this is about puberty we don't want to know
ensemble: iida: "of course my friend!!! I am honored by your trust!!!!"
ensemble: shinsou: "no"
ensemble: midoriya: "okay cool so….okay so just say that hypothetically my quirk gives me visions sometimes okay?"
highnoon: hypothetically that's very worrying??
bitch.I.all.might.be: nah it's fine
ensemble: that's basically exactly the exchange midoriya and iida proceeded to have tbh
ensemble: and then
ensemble: midoriya: "so anyways I'm definitely not having a psychotic break haha, that's not the question!! The question is, like...if when you have a quirk vision you kinda shift to some kind of pocket reality or something where everything is bright glowing rainbow colors that go really fast…."
ensemble: "does that mean you're gay?"
letmesleep: jesus fucking christ
bobthebuilder: higari's crying-laughing again
highnoon: lol understandable
Chatroom Sky High Is a Fucking Masterpiece You Philistine is active
drugs?: so like does bakugo not need to breathe to live or…?
broken.bone.machine: i've always wondered tbh
rainforest_cafe: does anyone remember why he started yelling in the first place?
shouto: I don't listen when he talks
just_hard_rock: all might sensei told us our grade on next week's practical will be 50% collaboration points
rainforest_cafe: ah yes that would do it
pikapiiii: more importantly is all might….laughing at us?
hard_rock_cafe: I think he's laughing at his phone
drugs?: omg all might was texting in class????
drugs?: who was he texting who makes him laugh like that?????
drugs?: A SECRET LOVER???????
spacegay: someone help mina take some deep breaths please
rainforest_cafe: on it
spacegay: ty babe ^__^
pikapiiii: lol did yaomomo actually just ask all might if he was okay?
pikapiiii: can't tell if she's trolling or honestly concerned
shouto: and you never will
hard_rock_cafe: why am I into that?
spacegay: you're a disaster lesbian
hard_rock_cafe: ur right
rainforest _cafe: and we support you
pikapiiii: oh thank fuck this class is finally over
spacegay: if we all leave do you think bakugo will just keep yelling at an empty room?
shouto: I'm concerned that you seem to be really sure of that answer
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bitch.I.all.might.be: @ensemble how dare you make me laugh that hard while teaching the children
bitch.I.all.might.be: yaoyorozu asked if I was okay
bitch.I.all.might.be: and I can't tell if she was making fun of me or not
canhefixit: oh now I get why she's aizawa's favorite
justdrawnthatway: wow that's a threatening emoji coming from you
letmesleep: but also @ensemble how dare you make hizashi laugh that hard, period
letmesleep: he broke a window
cockatiel: and I'm not sorry
highnoon: okay so what did they even say after that????
ensemble: iida: "I. uh. I would hazard a guess that though each individual's journey is different and worthy of respect, it's not likely that--"
ensemble: shinsou, completely deadpan: "yes"
ensemble: midoriya: "oh, okay. good to know thanks"
ensemble: and then they just...all went off to class
justdrawnthisway: holy shit that's art
cockatiel: you guys @letmesleep is actually kind of smiling almost
letmesleep: …okay it's a little funny
cockatiel: a human emotion? from shouta? it's more likely than you think
letmesleep: shut up hizashi
Nickname guide for the kiddos:
drugs? - Ashido
broken.bone.machine - Midoriya
rainforest_cafe - Tsuyu
hard_rock_cafe - Jirou
just_hard_rock - Kirishima
pikapiiii - Kaminari
shouto - Todoroki
spacegay - Uraraka
Chatroom It Has Been 1 Day Since Presentation Michael Broke School Property is active
umpire: today I learned that kendo has been doing weekly laundry loads for half of 1-B ever since they moved into the dorms
umpire: and now that she's on a field placement and doesn't have time
umpire: HALF MY CLASS ISN'T DOING LAUNDRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW
cockatiel: lol sounds about right
umpire: what are parents teaching their kids these days???
justdrawnthatway: spoiled, the lot of them
highnoon: nemuri I lived with you for three years, don't even start with that hypocrisy
highnoon: yeah that's what I thought
umpire: what do I do? do I actually have to hold a class on how to wash your clothing? is that where we are as a society?
umpire: @letmesleep, I'm assuming your class is as much if not more of a disaster, help a fellow hero out
letmesleep: oh actually bakugo taught them all how to do laundry their first week in the dorms
highnoon: bakugo…katsuki? that bakugo?
lucky#13: oh I remember that!
lucky#13: I was on monitor duty that day
lucky#13: it was the loudest, angriest, most comprehensively informative approach to laundry I've ever seen
lucky#13: "the symbols on the tag correspond to the fucking machine settings you dumbasses, you have to separate by color and material type and then set the fucking machine based on what it says on the goddamn tag"
lucky#13: "and don't leave it in the washer to fucking mildew, either, take it out right away you useless incompetent motherfucking paperclips!!"
letmesleep: he's got some unexpected personality facets that almost make up for the…rest of him
letmesleep: he also taught them all how to load a dishwasher and take care of cast iron pans
canhefixit: I would pay actual money for that monitor footage
justdrawnthatway: oh hell yes
highnoon: please can we compile bakugo's greatest hits into a documentary film
letmesleep: no, that's illegal and also morally wrong
highnoon: welp guess this is my villain origin story then
lucky#13: actually though @letmesleep what are the chances of me borrowing bakugo for a seminar on deodorant use for my class?
highnoon: oh dang same here
justdrawnthatway: SAME HERE
letmesleep: not good
letmesleep: seeing as his quirk is basically him sweating
lucky#13: oh right
letmesleep: I did once hear todoroki explaining to iida that fireproof industrial strength deodorant exists though
letmesleep: that was a journey
justdrawnthatway: industrial strength??
letmesleep: he's either frozen or on fire most of the time
letmesleep: at any given moment he's either actively sweating or his sweat is being rapidly cooled to his skin or both
justdrawnthatway: oh no
highnoon: poor kid
justdrawnthatway: my suit is sweat-wicking because too much moisture interferes with deploying my quirk
justdrawnthatway: maybe I'll tell the support company to offer him that feature next time he upgrades his--and I use this term loosely for that jumpsuit--costume?
letmesleep: good idea
highnoon: aw, a combination of good mentoring and harsh fashion judgement
highnoon: that's the midnight-sensei brand all right
lucky#13: okay but if bakugo can't help me, how do I get my students to stop marinating in their own sweat?
letmesleep: they're teenagers
letmesleep: you can't
lucky#13: thanks I hate it
umpire: can I actually borrow bakugo for a laundry demo though?
letmesleep: have fun explaining to your students that the biggest asshole in 1A is coming into their dorm
Chatroom It Has Been 3 Days Since President Mitochondria Broke School Property is active
cockatiel: @everyone i have VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
umpire: uh oh, what
bobthebuilder: is everything okay?
canhefixit: what's happened to the students this time and is everyone still alive
lucky#13: what's wrong?
thefoodnetwork: where's the crisis?
ensemble: this better actually be important
cockatiel: wow that @ really does get everyone here huh
letmesleep: that's what it's *for*
letmesleep: to alert everyone in situations of emergency
letmesleep: is this an emergency hizashi?
cockatiel: no it's better
letmesleep: nope that's valid
cockatiel: i'm proud to announce that after almost a year in this position, All Might-sama is now officially actually a teacher!!!
justdrawnthatway: what, he got a teaching license?
cockatiel: no you fool
justdrawnthatway: my bad, idk why I thought that a teacher at this school might be actually qualified
highnoon: it's true but you shouldn't say it
cockatiel: @bitch.I.all.might.be tell them what you said to me
bitch.I.all.might.be: I don't understand why you're making a fuss about this
letmesleep: are you kidding me, making a fuss is his entire hero concept
justdrawnthatway: ah yes, prestidigitation micronesia, the making a fuss hero
cockatiel: no one else gets their hero name so relentlessly mocked :(
justdrawnthatway: yeah hon you should consider why that's the case
bitch.I.all.might.be: anyways all I said was:
bitch.I.all.might.be: "sometimes I think the parents are worse than anything the students can do to me"
canhefixit: oh same hat
umpire: big mood
justdrawnthatway: awwww, he *is* really one of us now!
bobthebuilder: good news you definitely don't need a teaching license, you already understand the essence of the profession
the.food.network: true that
highnoon: …wait, when do you interact with parents, Lunch Rush?
the.food.network: "hi I'm just calling because I don't see my son's lunch grade on this report, does that mean he failed lunch?"
canhefixit: oh no
the.food.network: "I know this form specifically asked about allergies and food sensitivities, but instead I've written three paragraphs about how blueberries have antioxidants"
bobthebuilder: oh nooooo
the.food.network: "what do you MEAN lunch is FREE at this school, you're giving my child the same food as the POOR KIDS????"
justdrawnthatway: oh nooooooooooo
bitch.I.all.might.be: you're a true hero
the.food.network: damn right I am
the.food.network: so what did the parents do to you, yagi?
letmesleep: was it bakugo's mom
letmesleep: I have flashbacks to that home visit sometimes when I close my eyes
justdrawnthatway: that's a story i'm very interested to hear
bitch.I.all.might.be: while my blood also runs cold at that memory, it wasn't her
lucky#13: ugh was it that colossal dickmunch endeavor?
justdrawnthatway: excuse me did my innocent child just say a curse word
ensemble: hello POLICE
lucky#13: I said what I said
letmesleep: good to know we're keeping this work chat professional
mousebear: it's true and they should say it
bitch.I.all.might.be: actually endeavor apparently has a restraining order against me now
bitch.I.all.might.be: so it couldn't have been him
highnoon: damn I wish that were me
highnoon: teaming up with him is some kind of circle of hell
lucky#13: tell me about it
lucky#13: you know I once watched him singe off a civilian's hair because she was "in the way"?
lucky#13: of course she was in the way????
lucky#13: that's the sole occupation of civilians??? it's what they do?????
lucky#13: whereas it's literally the job of a hero to deal with the fact that they're in the way!
lucky#13: that's why we get paid!!!!!!
justdrawnthatway: oh boy
justdrawnthatway: whatever your equivalent of taking some deep breaths is? You might wanna do that
lucky#13: you know what happens if I clip a civilian who's in my way with my quirk?
lucky#13: THEY DIE
lucky#13: but somehow that negligent, incompetent asshat gets to be #1 hero?????
lucky#13: FUCK THAT GUY
letmesleep: you're so right
lucky#13: I am?
letmesleep: the hero rankings are completely illogical
letmesleep: they're an attempt to split the difference between public opinion and actual effectiveness
letmesleep: and they don't competently measure either one
letmesleep: number of minutes of media attention and number of viewers reached by that attention are the sole predicting factors of which hero becomes most popular
letmesleep: which not only creates a self-fulfilling prophecy effect
letmesleep: it also draws heroes to the urban centers with major media outlets
letmesleep: leaving rural areas completely vulnerable
letmesleep: even worse, the rankings privilege responses to crises over prevention of crises
letmesleep: which means way too many heroes are completely reactionary
letmesleep: not to mention the measure of number of incidents resolved completely fails to take into account the conduct of the hero at those incidents
letmesleep: endeavor can resolve 5 incidents with his customary civilian and villain casualties
letmesleep: and he'll still get a higher ranking than a hero who resolves 2 incidents with better conduct
letmesleep: and they'll BOTH get a higher rank than the hero that prevents 5 incidents before they even start
letmesleep: then with the rankings tied to compensation
letmesleep: it creates a two-tier system where the only people who can afford to take on and pay sidekicks are the higher-ranked heroes in the urban centers
letmesleep: which means that new pros not only continue to neglect rural areas
letmesleep: they're also being trained in how to conduct their work by the pros who are least methodical, least preventative, and most grandstanding
letmesleep: the fact that the entire thing hasn't crumbled in on itself already is mostly because of all might
letmesleep: his popularity, ranking, and actual genuine effectiveness correlated so strongly for so long that no one noticed him skewing the data
letmesleep: so unless the ranking system undergoes a major overhaul very soon
letmesleep: we're heading for a complete collapse
lucky#13: I'm not happy that I'm right
cockatiel: there there shouta
cockatiel: isn't it nice you got to traumatize someone new with that rant at least?
letmesleep: I guess :/
bitch.I.all.might.be: would you like to show us the algorithm again?
letmesleep: I know you're patronizing me but yes I would
letmesleep: I've updated the predictive models
letmesleep: it now eliminates 72% of all identified errors
letmesleep: meaning the Algorithm for Logical, Impartial & Effective New Rankings And Comparative Evaluation is now 720% superior to the current system
cockatiel: good job buddy
bitch.I.all.might.be: shall we write another letter to the Hero Commission while we're at it?
letmesleep: fine but I want to you know I'm aware I'm being handled
cockatiel: sure thing shouta
bitch.I.all.might.be: I'll get the Fuck You stationary
justdrawnthatway: what the heck just happened?
highnoon: friendship I guess
Don't worry, this still doesn't qualify as plot.
@lucky#13 sent a private message to @letmesleep
lucky#13: hey aizawa, do you have a minute?
letmesleep: ? yes?
lucky#13: thinking about what you said yesterday about the ranking system
letmesleep: this is where I'm supposed to apologize for disillusioning you but I don't want to
lucky#13: no, no, I'm not traumatized
lucky#13: I've been a pro long enough, I know how it goes
lucky#13: I do my job and I save lives, I've never needed my name on a billboard to validate that
lucky#13: so if the ranking system collapses I'll be happy enough to just keep doing what I'm doing
lucky#13: I'm honestly just wondering why you teach kids to be pro heroes, though, if that's how you see things?
letmesleep: well you said it yourself: live long enough as a pro, it doesn't surprise you too much to hear the problems laid out like that
letmesleep: because you've seen it firsthand
letmesleep: but you don't live long as a pro if you're not fighting to survive and improve
letmesleep: complacency kills
letmesleep: kids, especially these kids, pick things up quickly
letmesleep: tell them even a piece of the puzzle, and they fill in the rest
letmesleep: and what happens if these kids fill in the whole picture and realize the rankings are worse than meaningless?
letmesleep: that fire inside of them, the one that's going to save all of their lives multiple times, goes out
letmesleep: experience will make up for that burning ambition eventually
letmesleep: but until it does, letting them buy into the rankings as if they mean something is a rational deception
lucky#13: rational deceptions again huh
letmesleep: we need them alive
letmesleep: we need them as heroes
letmesleep: and we need them as the best damn heroes they have the capability to be
letmesleep: and until they each learn to motivate themselves with something real
letmesleep: it's fine for them to chase a shiny prize at the end of a rainbow of bullshit
letmesleep: I don't care as long as it gets them moving
lucky#13: guess I buy that
lucky#13: are you ever going to tell them?
letmesleep: if they get through those first couple years as pros and haven't put it together for themselves they don't deserve to know
letmesleep: honestly though I've got my hands full stopping them from figuring it out too soon with this damn class
letmesleep: bakugo's uncanny perceptiveness is only matched by his capacity for delusional narcissism
letmelseep: and I walk a knife's edge between them every day
lucky#13: lol yikes
letmesleep: and thank god for midoriya's blind faith in authority structures right up until they tell him 'no' tbh
letmesleep: endeavor's not helping
letmesleep: with all might it was easy for people to look at him and think "he's number one because he's the best"
letmesleep: and because both were true, it didn't matter that they weren't actually causally related
letmesleep: now people look at endeavor and think "is he really the best?"
letmesleep: and it's an easy leap from there to "if he isn't, why is he number one?"
letmesleep: I just hope that by the time they make that leap the kids have something else to hold on to and drive themselves with
letmesleep: otherwise we're going to lose a lot of heroes that we can't afford to lose
lucky#13: I don't think we are, actually
lucky#13: I was there at USJ remember
lucky#13: when the students decided to fight back, none of them said "this is what a #1 hero would do"
lucky#13: they said "this is what sensei would do"
lucky#13: I'm sure some of them are motivating themselves with those rankings
lucky#13: but I think more are motivating themselves with the image of a hero whose name they'd never heard before coming to UA
lucky#13: but who they respect greatly
lucky#13: we joke a lot that you got unlucky being assigned class 1-A
lucky#13: but they're very, very lucky to have been assigned you, aizawa-sensei
Chatroom It Has Been 4 Days Since Presque Michelle Broke School Property is active
cockatiel: hey who broke shouta?
cockatiel: I haven't seen him have this close to an entire facial expression since high school
cockatiel: also, michelle, really??? you guys suck
We now return you to your regularly scheduled nonsense.
Chatroom It Has Been 5 Days Since Prescient Microfiche Broke School Property is active
canhefixit: whoop, big explosion
canhefixit: we all good, folks?
justdrawnthatway: it came from the 1A dorms, we're fine
ensemble: some day something other than bakugo is going to blow up in those dorms and none of us will notice or respond appropriately
justdrawnthatway: nah you're looking at this wrong
justdrawnthatway: when that day comes the kids will be so used to explosions that they won't notice or care either
ensemble: yeah okay sounds legit
@justdrawnthatway has changed the name of the chatroom to It Has Been 0 Minutes Since the 1-A Dorms Last Exploded
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highnoon: another explosion???
justdrawnthatway: still 1A but now im curious????
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letmesleep: @bobthebuilder I need a patch-up job on the 1-A dorms
bobthebuilder: np omw
justdrawnthatway: @letmesleep what were those explosions all about????
letmesleep: someone who remained anonymous but is almost definitely kaminari denki
letmesleep: photoshopped bakugo's face onto a yapping pomeranian video
letmesleep: and then set it to music
letmesleep: bakugo of course found out
letmesleep: which accounts for the first explosion
canhefixit: and the second one???
letmesleep: kirishima claimed responsibility for the video
letmesleep: obviously only because bakugo can't actually explode him
letmesleep: which bakugo took as a challenge
justdrawnthatway: of course
letmesleep: he waited until kirishima was in the shower, presumably reasoning that he'd be off his guard and unlikely to activate his quirk immediately
letmesleep: and also that if he aimed for the water he could use more firepower without risking serious injury or property damage
canhefixit: a decent idea, I guess?
letmesleep: except he apparently wasn't prepared for the obvious fact that kirishima would be naked in the shower
letmesleep: by the time I got there half the dorm wall was missing
letmesleep: and the two of them were avoiding each others eyes
letmesleep: and in bakugo's case, blushing hard enough I was genuinely concerned for his bloodflow
justdrawnthatway: aw bless
highnoon: tactical genius betrayed by his own gay thoughts || what happens next will shock you
letmesleep: what happened next was he screamed at the sky and then slammed the door to his room
letmesleep: so, no, it didn't
justdrawnthatway: yeah that tracks
highnoon: so can I get a link to that pomeranian video or….?
letmesleep: would you like the original, the 10-hour loop version, or the dubstep remix?
canhefixit: ah the ingenuity of youth
highnoon: idk why anyone is concerned about the future of hero society
highnoon: the kids are doing just fine
Chatroom It Has Been 2835 Minutes Since the 1-A Dorms Last Exploded is active
cockatiel: I need you all to know what just happened to @letmesleep
cockatiel: just let this happen shouta
cockatiel: okay, SO
cockatiel: we are in the faculty office
cockatiel: doing office things
justdrawnthatway: painting your nails?
bobthebuilder: staring at the ceiling?
canhefixit: hiding from your students?
cockatiel: yes all of those, especially the last one
letmesleep: I was working
letmesleep: in my workplace
letmesleep: where I get paid to work
justdrawnthatway: sounds fake but okay
cockatiel: and then, who waltzes in?
cockatiel: 1-A vp yaoyorozu herself
cockatiel: I can totally see why she's shoutas favorite now btw
cockatiel: because she started with:
cockatiel: "sensei, I have a concern about my quirk limitations - I feel that they're in some way illogical"
justdrawnthatway: aw that's his favorite word!
lucky#13: I thought that shinsou kid was going to be mini-aizawa but I guess there are two now
cockatiel: "it just doesn't make sense that I can't produce living things"
cockatiel: "after all my body is significantly composed of living organisms like bacteria"
letmesleep: which is a perfectly reasonable observation, and I counseled her to consider whether it might be a mental block instead, end of story
cockatiel: you liar
cockatiel: you didn't say that
cockatiel: you opened your mouth to say it and instead your class vp gestured like she was on a debate stage and then said
cockatiel: "why, if I wanted to, I could even create an entire new human being in my uterus!"
justdrawnthatway: honestly that's also a very reasonable observation???
bobthebuilder: true but also….yikes
cockatiel: the best part though!!!
cockatiel: I watched pro hero eraserhead, a man who until today I would have sworn to you has never known fear
cockatiel: turn completely pale with terror and say, blankly,
cockatiel: "please don't"
@justdrawnthatway has changed @letmesleep's username to @pleasedont
@pleasedont has changed their username to @letmesleep
@letmesleep has locked their username
@justdrawnthatway has changed their username to @pleasedont
canhefixit: that's true dedication to mockery right there
letmesleep: I hate this fucking family