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Iida Tenya added Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, and +17 others to Class 1-A.


Iida Tenya: I decided that since summer vacation has begun, we need a way to stay in contact with each other. I would like this chat to be mostly devoted to making plans, but I know that's unrealistic, so just keep it relatively tame. @everyone .


Midoriya Izuku: This won't end well…


Iida Tenya: I'm well aware of that, Midoriya.


Midoriya Izuku: oh well.


Midoriya Izuku changed Midoriya Izuku's name to bone-hurting juice.


bone-hurting juice: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.



Kaminari Denki: :)))


Ashido Mina: (((:


Kaminari Denki changed Kaminari Denki's name to Discount Pikachu. 

Discount Pikachu changed the chat name to class 1-g(A)y


Ashido Mina changed Ashido Mina's name to on acid.


Discount Pikachu changed Iida Tenya’s name to live-action sonic.


on acid: kami no.


Discount Pikachu: kami yes.


live-action sonic: I'm not quite sure I understand, but alright?


Discount Pikachu sent 1 attachment.


live-action sonic: Oh.


Tokoyami Fumikage: What a mad banquet of darkness…

Discount Pikachu changed Tokoyami Fumikage's name to edgy™.


edgy™: sigh




Kirishima Eijirou: hey chill out bakubro




Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat.


Kirishima Eijirou: :/


Kirishima Eijirou added Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat. 


Bakugou Katsuki: fuck no.


Kirishima Eijirou: :(((


Bakugou Katsuki: no.


Kirishima Eijirou: :’(((


Bakugou Katsuki:

Bakugou Katsuki: fucking whatever...


Kirishima Eijirou: :)))



Sero Hanta: Well… that was interesting…


Discount Pikachu: sero!!


Discount Pikachu changed Sero Hanta's name to Sticky.


Sticky: that's fair. 


bone-hurting juice: no. 


Uraraka Ochako: why


Discount Pikachu: because ;)


Bakugou Katsuki: would y'all shut the fuck up. I'm trying to tutor Kirishima and he won't stop checking his fucking phone.


Uraraka Ochako: did Bakugou just say y'all?


Bakugou Katsuki: Maybe I did. You won't mention it if you value your life. 


Kirishima Eijirou:  bro not cool. 


Bakugou Katsuki:. Shut the fuck up and get off of your phone shitty hair.


Kirishima Eijirou: fiiinnnne, just let me do one thing…


Kirishima Eijirou changed Bakugou Katsuki's name to napalms.

Kirishima Eijirou changed Kirishima Eijirou's name to pet rock.


napalms: whatever. Now get off of your phone before I blow it up.


pet rock: alright alright I'm putting it down.


pet rock went offline.



Yaoyorozu Momo: oh dear, I didn't see the notification until now, but I think this is a great idea Iida. 


live-action sonic: Thank you, Yaoyorozu. 


Jirou Kyouka: same.

Jirou Kyouka: and since it seems we're doing nicknames…


Jirou Kyouka changed Jirou Kyouka's name to dongle.

dongle changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s name to God is a woman. 


God is a woman: awe, that's very interesting, I like it. Thank you, Kyouka. <3


dongle: asddfhjgkgllh 


Hagakure Tooru: I can hear the gay distress in that keysmash @dongle


dongle: sHUT


Hagakure Tooru: hey, I just call it as I see it


on acid: babe! <33


on acid changed Hagakure Tooru's name to my dearest crystal queer <3.


my dearest crystal queer <3: babe, that's so sweet! 


on acid: you're so sweet <3


my dearest crystal queer <3: no u <3


Pissbaby: you're both pretty sweet ;P


napalms: if you go anywhere near any of my friends or their significant others, I will fucking blast you into the next dimension. Got it, bitch?


Pissbaby: MHM 


on acid: Bakugou, defender of gays. (Thanks)


napalms: fucking whatever, would've done it for anyone, I hate that little creep.


Discount Pikachu: awe you do care! 


napalms: fuck off



Pissbaby: what's with my name? Everyone else's had their actual names and I haven't been online enough for someone to change it.


This nickname has been locked for the next 24 hours. 


Pissbaby: what? Why?


live-action sonic: 


bone-hurting juice: Iida doesn't want to admit that he locked the name and set it to reset the timer anytime m*neta interacts with the chat.


dongle: holy shit, iida, that's great

dongle: but I'll raise you one better


dongle has kicked Pissbaby from the chat.