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Eleven has created a Chat

Eleven has added 6 others

Mike: who tf taught her how to do this?!

Dustin: lmao whoops

Mike: ffs dustin 

Eleven: hi

Lucas: okay why tf

Steve: jesus kids keep the swearing to a minimum please god

Max: oh fuck yes 

Will: oh no

Dustin has changed the Chats name to "Dysfunctional Party"

Steve: fitting

Eleven: dysfunctional?

Mike: means fucked up 

Steve: jfc

Steve: means someone who doesn't operate normally because of a certain event or smth???

Steve: i think????

Max: just ask hopper el

Eleven: okay

Will: this is torture

Lucas: stop your complaining will

Will: dont attack me

Max has changed their username to "Zoomer"

Zoomer: y'all are boring

Dustin: that name has no creativity 

Zoomer: yes it does

Dustin: no it doesn't 

Steve: stop arguing

Zoomer: sorry mOm

Dustin has changed Steve's name to "Mom"

Mom: real mature henderson 

Dustin: :')

Zoomer: y'all change your usernames 

Eleven: to what?

Zoomer: anything you want :)

Eleven: oh

Will has changed their name to "The Wise"

Mom: the wisest person i know :')

The Wise: :')

Dustin: you have a new favourite??!

Zoomer: again?!!?

Lucas: moves on faster than he did with girls :'(

Mom: wow that hurt

Eleven: Mom hurt?

Mom: oh im not actually hurt eleven

Mom: Lucas just hurt my feelings, bad friend

Mom: and you called me mom? :')

Eleven: Lucas friends nice

Eleven: yes your name

Mom: :') still

Lucas: jfc sorry damn

Mom: :(((

Mike has changed their name to "help"

help: :)

Dustin: NO GOD DAMN CREATIVITY!!!

help: GET OF MY FUCKING BACK DUSTY-BUN

Dustin: SHUT THE FUCK UP LOVERBOY

Mom: KIDS ISTG STOP SWEARING AND ARGUING

Lucas: EVERYONE STOP TYPING IN CAPS

Zoomer: YOU ARE TOO WTHHH

Dustin: SORRY DEAR MOTHER FOR I HAVE FAILED YOU

help: SUCK A DICK HARRINGTON 

Eleven: mike dont be rude to mom

help: sorry el :)

Eleven: :)

The Wise: you are all messes

Dustin: hypocrite

Zoomer: OH SHoot

Zoomer: ALMOST MISSED OUT ON THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 

Zoomer has changed Dustin's name to "Dusty bun"

Zoomer has changed help's name to "Loverboy"

Zoomer has changed Eleven's name to "Lovergirl"

Lucas: did gods work

Dusty bun: no!! i will not stand for this!!

Mom: but dusty bun!! our loves a never ending story!!

Dusty bun: mother noooo

Lovergirl: lovergirl?

Loverboy: we match :) its cute

Lovergirl: cute :3

The Wise: jesus that face

Mom: owo

Loverboy: leave

Zoomer: uwu

Mom: TwT

Lovergirl: QwQ

Loverboy: NO!! EL!!!

Lucas: i need a nick name :(

Dusty bun: ummmmmMm

Zoomer: jesus

Mom: ;0

Loverboy has changed Lucas' name to "Right hand man"

Right hand man: i-

Zoomer: works for now

Mom: kids its coming up to 12am

Dusty bun: so??

Mom: school tomorrow sleep

The Wise: you need to go to sleep to then

Mom: ...

Mom: sleep is for the strong

Zoomer: wait-

Mom: night spawns of satan

Mom: except El & Will

Mom: ily both you holy children

Mom is offline

Loverboy: he ran from that situation superbly

Loverboy: i rate 8.5/10

Lovergirl: what does ily mean

Zoomer: i love you

Lovergirl: oh

Lovergirl: ily too steve

Dusty bun: lemme quickly write what steve just said in my notebook

Right hand man: what???

Dusty bun: my notebook of all the concerning things steve says

Zoomer: damn

Mom: fucking sleep

Dusty bun: YO WTF

Zoomer: HOW TF

The Wise: magic is real

Loverboy: hes still offline tf?!??

Lovergirl: goodnight guys

Zoomer: oh so we are actually listening to mom right now?

The Wise: yes good night

Dusty bun: fineeee night

Loverboy: gn

Right hand man: sleep tight y'all 

Zoomer: night bitches

The Wise and 5 others are offline