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Class 1A fucking destroys U.A

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Two bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

 

10:46 pm

Pikachu has logged on

 

Pikachu: Hey so is anybody online

 

Deku has logged on

 

Deku: Kaminari why are you awake?

 

Pikachu: why are YOU awake?

 

Deku: Hey i asked First.

 

Pikachu: oh shit u rite.

 

Pikachu is typing...

 

Pikachu: so i may or may not have my hand stuck in the toaster

 

Deku:

 

Deku: i'm not even surprised at all.

 

Pikachu hey what’s that supposed to mean

 

Pikachu has logged off

 

Deku: Kaminari?

 

Deku: @Pikachu

 

Deku: @Pikachu

 

Deku: @Pikachu

 

Deku: @Pikachu

 

Deku: @Pikachu

 

Deku: God Damn it

Deku Has Logged Off

 

 

Nedzu is a Cryptid Confirm

 

10:54 pm

 

Ten Users have logged on

 

Kinky~: So do we all know what caused the sudden blackout?

 

Please let me go to sleep god: It was one of my fucking idiot students.

 

Bob the Builder: You mean your kids.

 

Please let me go to sleep god: no my demonic hellish students.

 

Please let me go to sleep god: I should've expelled them the first day.

 

Microphone but times 100: BUT YOU DIDN’T

 

Please let me go to sleep god: i know and i regret it.

10 Users have logged off

 

 

Deku Has Created “untitled group chat”

 

Deku has invited 21 users

 

Deku Has Named the Chat “The Demons Called Class 1A Plus Shinso”

 

The Demons Called Class 1A Plus Shinso

 

11:30 pm

Deku has Logged on

 

Deku: Welcome to your new hell 

 

Twenty Users have logged on

 

Several people are typing...

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11:45 pm

 

Uraraka: what in the fresh hell is this

 

Ashido: FUCK YEA A GROUP CHAT

 

Mineta: Midoriya you Fool you've doomed us all.

 

Deku: Suffer you Peasants.

 

Sero: Woah when did the class cinnamon roll get like that?

 

Shinso: he's always been like that.

 

Tsuyu: Is nobody going to talk about the blackout kero~

 

Sero: oh shit u rite

 

Jirou: It Was most likely caused by a Resident Pikachu.

 

Deku: aw shit she's right

 

Deku: so who want's to come help me move this Dumbass away from the toaster?

 

19 people have logged off

 

Deku: @everyone i know ya'll are lurking get on the chat

 

Kirishima Eijiro has logged on

 

Kirishima i'll help you @Deku

 

Deku: Thanks!

 

Kirishima Eijiro has logged off

 

Deku: my one and only friend  :' )

 

Deku: but i must do my job now

Deku has changed Kirishima's name to Rock Hard

Deku has changed Uraraka's name to McFloatly

Deku has changed Jirou's name to EarJack

Deku has changed Shinso's name to Purrrple Coffee

Deku has changed Sato's name to #1 Chef

Deku has changed Koda's name to Pure

Deku has changed Tokoyami's name to 2edgy4me

Deku has changed Mineta's name to Grapes

Deku has changed Bakugo's name to 5 year old with anger issuses

Deku has changed sero's name to duct tape

Deku has changed Todoroki's name to If Elsa and Zuko had a child

Deku has changed Aoyama's name to French Spy

Deku has changed Tsuyu's name to Froppy

Deku has changed Iida's name to Dad

Deku has changed Hagakure's name to I'mAlwaysWatching

Deku has changed Ojiro's name to Tailboy

Deku has changed Shoji's name to octopussy

Deku has changed Ashido's name to Alien Queen

Deku has changed yaoyorozu's name to Mom

Deku: Welp im done!

 

Deku has logged off

 

 

 

 

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6:45 am

 

20 users have logged on

 

McFloaty: Deku~kun what even

 

Deku: shhhhhhh don't question it

 

Alien Queen: Well that's creepy as fuck

 

duct tape: so what did you guys do with kamibro?

 

Rock Hard: we just left him in his room.

 

Deku: Yep

 

5 year old with anger issuses: WHAT THE FUCK DEKU!!!!!!

 

5 year old with anger issuses: CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW YOU SHITTY NERD!!!!

 

Deku: Nah im good bro

 

5 year old with anger issuses has logged off

 

McFloaty: w h e e z e  you have no fear

 

Grapes: midoriya found dead in miami

 

 

Deku: aKJOHIDAJSDAHUAGSJ HELP

 

Alien Queen: Ya'll hear sumthing

 

Grapes: nope

 

McFloaty: Nah

 

Deku: I HAVE SURVIVED!

 

tailboy has logged on

 

tailboy: at least it's not furry :/

 

Alien Queen: we all know tokoyami is the real Furry

 

2edgy4me has logged on

 

2edgy4me: this is bullying

 

Alien Queen: LMAO YOUR NAME ADJAHFSK IM DYING

 

duct tape: can confirm that

 

Deku: ah that's good one less target off my list.

 

Mcfloaty:

 

2edgy4me:

 

duct tape:

 

Alien Queen:

 

Grapes:

 

tailboy:

 

Dad: i come online to find out that Midoriya has a hit list...

 

tailboy: i did not expect that

 

Alien Queen: wait why am i on that list

 

Grapes: indeed he is a sinnamon roll in the body of a cinnamon roll

 

Alien Queen: WHY AM I ON THAT LIST?!?!??!?!?

 

Deku: shhhhhhhhhh come downstairs and get your pancakes

 

10 users have logged off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nedzu is a Cryptid Confirm

 

Multiple Users have logged on

 

Dracula: Aizawa please control your students

 

Bob the Builder: What happened now?

 

Please let me sleep god: Bakugo was fighting monoma AGAIN

 

Kinky~: those two seem to always be so naughty~

 

Please let me sleep god: Nemuri i swear i will drop kick your ass so hard you'll be sent to hell.

 

Kinky~: Kinky

 

Please let me sleep god has logged off

Kinky~: WAIT-

 

 

 

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1:23 pm

 

Pikachu: do think the hero thirteen is into vore?

 

Deku: WHAT THE FUCK KAMINARI

 

McFloaty: STOP DON'T BRING MY HERO PARENT INTO THIS!

 

EarJack: THAT'S IT OFF TO THE RANCH

 

Pikachu: UWU im sowwy miwster powlice offwicer

 

Rock Hard: OUT OF THIS HOUSE

 

Purrrple Coffee: this is so fucking cursed what the fuck

 

#1 Chef: I'm losing braincells

 

Pikachu: this is a seriuos question

 

Froppy: *serious also wtf kero~

 

duct tape: WHAT THE FUCK

 

Deku: oh god i put the image in my mind

 

Mcfloaty: im sCarED

 

octopussy: I regret opening this chat

 

I'mAlwaysWatching: w h a t t h e f u c k

 

Purrrple Coffee: i hate this fucking family

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2:32 am

 

Deku has logged on

 

Deku: is anybody online?

 

2edgy4me, Purrrple Coffee, and Pikachu has logged on

 

2edgy4me: yep

 

Purrple Coffee: ye

 

Pikachu: Si

 

Deku: cool

 

Deku: you guys wouldn't mind if i post some videos right?

 

Pikachu: Go all out my broski

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eITN3_28as&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=15

 

2edgy4me: i-

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kab6ys57BjY&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=20

 

Purrrple Coffee: oh god you've started it kaminari

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbwTMSV_8f8&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=24

 

Pikachu: WAIT I WAS JOKING

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMRAGxjOoA&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=27

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4zzzFv1iM&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=32

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ieCjpmliSg&list=PL5zoz6hE90YQFhc1T40lLziya23Ak31lX&index=48

 

Deku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0

 

Deku: whew that was a lot

 

2edgy4me: where do you find these?

 

Deku: i don't know honestly they're just in my history

 

Pikachu: totally not creepy at all

 

???????? has entered the chat

 

Purrrple Coffee: who the fuck is that?

 

Pikachu: What the fuck

 

Deku: oh shit its Jaun

 

Deku: @2edgy4me JAUN JOINED OUR GROUP CHAT 

 

Purrrple Coffee: WHO THE FUCK IS JAUN

 

2edgy4me: ah it was a demon we summoned a week ago

 

Pikachu: WHY ARE YOU SUMMONING DEMONS?!?!

 

Deku: oi back off my boi Jaun

 

Purrrple Coffee: i thought i was your boi

 

Deku: naaah

 

Purrrple Coffee: wow ok i'll sick my cats on you and let them scratch you

 

Purrple Coffee: WHAT THE FUCK MIDORIYA

 

Pikachu: what happened???

 

Purrrple Coffee: GET YOUR FUCKING DEMON BITCH

 

Deku: It Don't Bite :)

 

Purrrple Coffee: YES IT DO

 

Purrrple Coffee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

 

Deku: shhhhh

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Deku: fuck you Uraraka

 

McFloaty: fuck me yourself you coward

 

Pikachu: wtf is going on here

 

Deku: This person whom i called my friend killed Johnny

 

duct tape: JOHNNY JOHNNY

 

Deku: SHUT 

 

EarJack: who tf is johnny

 

Deku: my plushie :(

 

Mom: i can make you another one Midoriya

 

Deku: Yay thanks yaomomo! ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆

 

Pure: ( ´ ω ` )ノ゙

 

Mom: Good morning Koda

 

Pure: ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

 

Deku: rt to protect the only pure thing in this class

McFloaty: rt

 

Froppy: rt

 

tailboy: rt

 

Grapes: rt

 

Purrrple Coffee: rt

 

Pikachu: rt

 

duct tape: rt

 

Alien Queen: rt

 

Pure: <( ̄︶ ̄)>

 

If Elsa and Zuko had a child logged on

 

If Elsa and Zuko had a child: ah so this was what was blowing up my phone with notifications.

 

Deku: Hai Todoroki!

 

Alien Queen: w h e e z e  todoroki your name!

 

Deku: oh right lemme make it shorter.

Deku has changed If Elsa and Zuko had a child's name to Shouto

 

 

Pikachu: so did anyone get the homework for tonight?

 

Grapes: Yea i think it's pages 32-40

 

Rock Hard: You guys can copy off of me!

 

Dad has logged on

 

Alien Queen: SHIT! SCATTER!

 

15 users have logged off

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile somewhere on U.A campus

Bakugo: DEKUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

Midorya: aw shit here we go again

 

Aizawa: damn i guess i have to stop my kids from killing each other again

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6 users have logged on

 

Alien Queen: so did anyone here the explosions coming from downstairs?

 

Mcfloaty: Pretty sure someone woke up the angry Pomeranian.

 

I'mAlwaysWatching: LMAO ANGRY POMERANIAN

 

Grapes: ajdhsgd i just saw a green blur nyooom across the hall

 

Pikachu: aw shit here we go again

 

tailboy: should we stop bakugo?

 

Alien Queen: nah

 

Mcfloaty: nah

 

Grapes: i would like to live no thanks

 

Pikachu: i mean

 

tailboy: please don't he'll kill you

 

Deku has logged on

EarJacks has logged on

 

Deku: wow ya'll just gonna leave me like that

 

Pikachu: it's bakugo

 

Grapes: what did you even do to provoke him?

 

EarJacks: wow you know big boy words didn't think your pea-sized brain could handle it.

 

Grapes: :d

 

Pikachu: PFFFFFFFFF 

 

EarJacks: i mean your not any better kami

 

Pikachu: OOF straight through the heart

 

Deku: CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME?!

 

McFloaty: how are you typing and running at the same time?

 

Deku: Adrenaline

 

Alien Queen: Touche

 

Grapes: is the screaming midoriya?

 

EarJacks: Probably

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: @Deku

 

Pikachu: Yea most likely

 

Purrrple Coffee has logged on

 

Purrrple Coffee: Hah that's fucking karma

 

Deku has logged on

 

Deku: how dare u

 

2edgy4me has logged on

 

2edgy4me: i mean you did sick a demon on him

 

Grapes: what the fuck

 

McFloaty: EXCUSE ME?!?

 

Alien Queen: wow we learn something new everyday

 

Purrrple Coffee: you bitch now my classmates think i'm crazy.

 

Deku: Sucks to Suck eh?

 

Purrrple Coffee: i'll add your father if you don't call off your demon

 

Deku: wait no

 

Purrrple Coffee has added Please let me sleep god and All Might

Deku: ah well fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

 

Pikachu: God damn it

 

Purrrple Coffee: HAH SUFFER BITCH

 

Deku: you added Dadzawa too you idiot

 

Purrrple: wait shit

 

McFloaty: How is deku still alive?

 

EarJacks: Yea i thought you were running from bakugo?

 

Please let me sleep god and All Might has logged on

 

Please let me sleep god: oh god not another one

 

All Might: wait what's this about Young Midoriya running away from Young bakugo?

 

Deku: shhhhh don't worry about it

 

Deku@Mcfloaty i'm actually still running

 

Grapes: OH SHIT

 

Alien Queen: WHAT A SAVAGE MIDORIYA

 

Pikachu: GOD DAMN THAT MAN IS NEVER GOING TO HAVE KIDS

 

Deku: i think i might have activated my quirk and now he's just launching up into the sky.

 

Pikachu: team rocket's blasting of Agaaaaaaaaaain

 

Please let me sleep god: p r o b l e m c h i l d p l e a s e

 

Deku: oh well looks like i have a body to hide

 

tailboy: i left to go get food and come back to this

 

I'mAlwaysWatching: Same i went to take a shower and come back to midoriya kicking bakugo in the nuts

 

Please let me sleep god: why am i always stuck with the demonic kids

 

Deku: you know you love us

 

Purrrple Coffee: he does he brags about your class all the time

 

Please let me sleep god: HITOSHI SHUT

 

Shouto has logged on

 

Shouto: my secret love child senses were tingling.

 

Deku: SHOuTO NO

 

Alien Queen: SHOUTO YES

 

Please let me sleep god: his what now

 

Deku: ok so basically at the sports festival he asked me if i was all might's secret love child

 

All Might:

 

Grapes: @Deku don't you have a body to hide?

 

Deku: oh right thanks

 

Please let me sleep god: NO BODY HIDING IN MY HOUSE

 

Please let me sleep god: Please bring him to recovery girl AND GO TO SLEEP YOU HEATHENS

 

10 users have logged off

 

Purrrple Coffee: sleep? who's she?

 

Please let me sleep god: THIN FUCKING ICE HITOSHI

 

Purrrple Coffee: Fiiiine i'll just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling

 

Purrrple Coffee has logged off

 

Please let me sleep god: problem child you got 30 seconds

 

Deku: ok ok ok but first

Deku has changed Please let me sleep's name to Dadzawa

Deku has changed All Might's name to Dad Might

Deku: HAHA TIMe TO GO HIDE A BODY NOW BAAI

 

Deku has logged off

 

Dadzawa: i hate this fucking class

 

Dadzawa has logged off

 

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20 users have logged on

 

5 year old with anger issuses: Alright which one of you fucking extras burnt the kitchen down

 

duct tape: woah bakugo's not screaming

 

Alien Queen: this is terrifying

 

Deku: ehehehe that would be me

 

Mcfloaty: Deku~kun how did you even burn it down?

 

Deku: i forgot the food was in the oven ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ

 

#1 chef: how do you even forget the food?

 

Grapes: so where are we gonna sleep now?

 

Pikachu: probably outside

 

Pure: Σ(°△°|||)︴

 

Mom: It's Ok Koda I can make tents and sleeping bags for us

 

duct tape: :o YOU'RE THE BEST MOMO

 

Froppy: are gonna ignore the fact midoriya forgot food in the oven kero~?

 

Deku: If you guys suddenly wake up with scratches blame dark shadow

 

2edgy4me: HEY DON"T BRING ME INTO THIS

 

Purrrple Coffee: Too bad bitch

 

Deku: @Pikachu @EarJack @McFloaty you guys wanna have a real life pokemon battle?

 

Pikachu: HELL YEA

 

EarJack: fine by me

 

McFloaty: WOOOOOO LEGGO

 

Dad: URARAKA, JIROU, MIDORIYA, KAMINARI THIS IS BREAKING SCHOOL RULES AND I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

 

Pikachu: @duct tape SeroBro can you tape Iida to a tree or sumthing?

 

duct tape: Sure thing kamibro!

 

Deku: Guuys lets go to the front of the dorms

 

 

 

InFront of the dorms

Kaminari and Jirou stood on the opposite end while Midoriya and uraraka Stood on the the other. Both Jirou and Uraraka are holding makeshift pokeballs made by momo. " PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!" Jirou throws her pokeball in front of her while Kaminari jumps from behind her. Kaminari gets into a ready stance and waits for the rival. " BULBASAUR I CHOOSE YOU!" Uraraka throws her pokeball and Midoriya jumps in front of her. Both Pokemon wait for their trainers command. " PIKACHU USE THUNDERSHOCK!" Jirou yells as Kaminari starts up his quirk.  Kaminari Aims his attack at Midoriya and fires away."BULBASAUR USE VINE WHIP!" Midoriya fires up one for all and full cowls at Kaminari. Kaminari gets hit with midoriya's shoot style launching up into the sky. They waited 10 minutes for Kaminari to come back when he suddenly drops back down. Kaminari groans in pain while Jirou slumps in defeat and drags Kaminari back to the class  while midoriya and uraraka do a victory lap around the area.

 

 

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McFloaty: FUCK YEA WE WON

 

Rock Hard: that fall had to be painful though

 

duct tape: yeaaa you guys did a number on kamibro

 

Deku: eh recovery girl can fix him

 

Dadzawa has logged on

 

Dadzawa: Problem child please for the love of god stop this madness

 

Deku: shouldn't you be putting out that fire

 

Dadzawa: that you started?

 

Deku: LISTEN

 

Dadzawa: all of you get off and go to sleep before i expel you lot

 

19 users have logged off

 

Dadzawa: Problem Child

 

Deku: Dadzawa

 

Dadzawa: go to sleep i worry for your health

 

Deku: wow you're the fourth adult who's told me that :,)

 

Dadzawa: are you ok???

 

Deku: i'm pretty sure this class isn't ok after the recent villain attacks.

 

Dadzawa: JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP PLEASE PROBLEM CHILD OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP MYSELF!

 

Deku: kinky~

 

Dadzawa has logged off

 

Deku: W  A  I  T -

 

Deku has logged off

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I'll be gone for about 1-2 weeks because i'm visiting busch gardens with family so i hope ya'll can wait for  14 days.

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10 users have logged on

 

McFloaty: who the fuck set the alarms off???

 

Deku: are you shitting me right now?

 

Deku: it's the dumbass league of villains.

 

Pikachu: this really be a bruh moment

 

duct tape: not the time kamibro

 

Rock Hard: yea kinda don't joke when there are villains attacking us.

 

Rock Hard: AGAIN

 

Grapes: can these villains like not

 

EarJack: big facts i want a nice peaceful weekend thank you

 

Purrrple Coffee: I just want my precious sleep but noooooo villains have to come and attack because you have a villain magnet in your class

 

Deku: this is bullying

 

Shouto: Can Agree that Midoriya is a villain magnet.

 

Deku: THIS IS HARASSMENT!

  

Mom: Midoriya does attract a lot of Villains.

 

Deku: M O M O ? ! ? ! ? !

 

McFloaty: DAMN OUTTED BY CLASS MOM!

 

Rock Hard: Baku? SHOOK.

 

Pikachu: Wig? SNATCHED.

 

duct tape: Hotel? Trivago.

 

EarJack: what the fuck

 

McFloatly: who's blasting the wii music

 

McFloatly: wait-

 

Rock Hard: M I D O R I Y A  W H A T  T H E  F U C K  ?

 

Purrrple Coffee: what version is he playing anyway?

 

duct tape: this is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xa_NTddgA

 

Pikachu: Honestly it's not that bad

 

EarJack: we don't trust your judgment on music dunce face.

  

Pikachu: ouch

 

Deku:  can't stop me bitches

 

Grapes: the villains on campus probably could

 

duct tape: naw midobro would probably kill them with the flick of a finger.

 

Deku: Damn Right i would

 

Purrrple Coffee: why did i hear an explosion coming from your dorms?

 

Purrrple Coffee: Last time i checked it's like 10 pm and explosion boy goes to sleep at 8

 

duct tape: oh that was midoriya

 

Shouto: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

 

Purrrple Coffee: what even happenend?

 

duct tape: one of the villains just burst through the window and tackled midoriya.

 

duct tape: wait that was shigaraki

 

duct tape: now the two are punching each other on the floor-

 

duct tape: ooooo that's gotta hurt

 

Deku: I won bitch. i beat the league of villains

 

Rock Hard: Midoriya please

 

Pikachu: Pretty sure Shigaraki did a number on you than the other way around

 

Deku: S H U T

 

Shouto: I think you definitely beat them Midoriya

 

EarJack: watch out todoroki your gay is showing.

 

Shouto: S H U T   Y  O U R   U P

 

Mcfloaty: damn this chat is hell

 

Grapes: It's been hell since its been created

 

Rock Hard: Midoriya P L E A S E

 

Deku: Oof Ouch gotta drink that bone hurty juice

 

Purrrple Coffee: now i see why dad calls you problem child

 

Purrrple Coffee: wait-

 

Shouto: I FUCKING KNEW IT

 

Purrrple Coffee: WAIT 

 

Purrrple Coffee: SHIT

 

Purrrple Coffee: FUCK

 

Purrrple Coffee: HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES?!?! 

 

Deku: it's far too late for deleting shinso

 

Shouto: TWO OF MY THEORIES ARE CORRECT 

 

duct tape: how many do you have????

 

Shouto: 750

 

Pikachu: what the fuck

 

Shouto: Most of them are about midoriya being all might's secret love child

 

Deku: Shouto Please we've talked about this

 

Shouto: fine i'll drop it

 

EarJack: did anybody else hear a for now?

 

Pikachu: me

 

Grapes: me

 

duct tape: me

 

 

Rock Hard: me

 

McFloaty: me

 

Purrrple Coffee: me

 

Shouto: damn i've been exposed.

 

Deku: this is payback

 

Shouto: for what???

 

Deku: for being mean >:T

 

Shouto: 

 

Shouto: fine then i'm sorry

 

Deku: You're Forgiven! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

 

Purrrple Coffee: did Todoroki just set a fire in the building?

 

Mcfloaty: Yes

 

EarJack: yes

 

Grapes: yes

 

Pikachu: yes

 

Rock Hard: yes

 

duct tape: yes

 

mom: yes

 

Deku: yes

 

Shouto: damn i came here for a good time and Honestly i feel so attacked right now.

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Pikachu: somebody

 

duct tape: once told me

 

Deku: it's your power todoroki

 

McFloaty: NANI!??!

 

Grapes: Where did that come from???

 

tailboy: Probably when they were declaring their undying love for each other during the sports festival.

 

EarJack: Please just ask each other out your pinning is painful

 

Deku: S H U T  Y O U R  U P

 

McFloaty: Deku~Kun i'll lock you two in the closet if it has to come to that.

 

Deku: please no

 

Grapes: did you guys forget this was the class group chat

 

Deku: shit

 

EarJack: shit

 

McFloaty: shit

 

Deku: can someone kill me right now please?

 

tailboy: he isn't even online

 

EarJack: what the hell happened to kami and Sero?

 

Pikachu: oh we were just watching this unfold and can i say that was fucing funny as shit

 

Deku: *Fucking

 

Pikachu: frenship ended with Midoriya sero is now my new bestfrend.

 

duct tape: *Friendship *best friend

 

Pikachu: bro what the fuck

 

duct tape: sorry kamibro

 

Pikachu: Friendship ended with Sero Midoriya is my best friend again

 

Deku: no fuck you

 

Pikachu: D:

 

duct tape: sqaure up midoriya 

 

Deku: no thanks

 

Grapes: can we get a fuck end a vore in the chat

 

duct tape: fuck endeavor

 

Pikachu: fucc endeavor

 

EarJacks: fuk endeavor

 

McFloaty: Fuck endeavor

 

tailboy: Fuck endeavor

 

Froppy: Fuck endeavor Kero~

 

Rock Hard: Fuck endeavor

 

#1 Chef: Fuck endeavor

 

Deku: no thanks i don't want to fuck endeavor 

 

McFloaty: W H E E Z E 

 

EarJack: Oh hey Sato you're finally on the chat

 

#1 Chef: yea i try not to gain the stupidity that's in this chat

 

Deku: DAMN

 

Pikachu: WOW OK I SEE YOU SATO

 

duct tape: this is so sad

 

Grapes: Alexa play Despacito 

 

tailboy: i feel offended

 

Mcfloaty: i came here to have a good time and honestly i feel so attacked

 

Rock Hard: ouch dude ouch

 

Froppy:

 

#1:not you Ojiro, Tsuyu, and Kirishima

 

Rock Hard: :D

 

Froppy: good kero~

 

tailboy: oh

 

Deku: @Pikachu @duct tape you guys wanna finish all star but todoroki version 

 

Pikachu: hell yea

 

duct tape: yeee

 

EarJack: oh dear god

 

Pikachu: somebody

 

duct tape: once told me

 

Deku: It's your power todoroki

 

Deku: your mother burnt your face and she left

 

Pikachu: your father is a jerk

 

duct tape: and you don't like his quirk

 

Deku: so you went to U.A and left

 

Pikachu: well it's the First day of school and you didn't make friends

 

duct tape: only used your right side and never the left

 

Deku: Guess it made sense since you didn't want his quirk

 

Pikachu: Well that's Just Dumb and it never really Worked

 

duct tape: hey guess what

 

Deku: The Sports Festival is Coming in two weeks

 

Pikachu: I guess this is really your time

 

duct tape: to use your left side and shine

 

Deku: HEY NOW I GUESS IT'S YOUR QUIRK

 

Pikachu: SHOULD'VE USED YOUR LEFT

 

duct tape: AND WIN

 

Deku: HEY NOW I GUESS IT'S YOUR QUIRK

 

Pikachu: oh hey look

 

duct tape: ew him

 

Deku: YOUR FATHER IS A DICK

 

Pikachu: We should've Ran and Killed him

 

duct tape: W H E E Z E this is hilarious

 

McFloaty: why does it low-key sound good

 

Grapes: ITS A BOP

 

EarJacks: did you guys fucking practice this or something

 

Pikachu: maybe maybe not

 

tailboy: it sounds half decent

 

#1 Chef: what the fuck

 

Rock Hard: Saved

 

Froppy: how are we going to explain this to the others kero~

 

Deku: im to sleep deprived to give a fuck

 

Pikachu: same

 

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2 users have logged on

 

Monoma: WELL IF IT ISN'T CLASS 1A

 

EarJack: MIDORIYA WHAT THE FUCK

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9 users have logged online

 

McFloaty: HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT STORM OUTSIDE

 

Dad: URARAKA THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

 

McFloaty: oh shush Iida

 

duct tape: yea that shit was wild

 

Pikachu: oh shit a storms outside? Time to run naked out there

 

EarJack: ewww please don't put that image in my mind

 

Deku: Hoe Don't do it

 

Pikachu: lolololol YOLO

 

McFloaty: did he actually-

 

McFloaty: nevermind i see him

 

Dad: KAMINARI I DEMAND YOU COME BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANT AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

 

Dad: PUT

 

Dad:YOUR

 

Dad:CLOTHES

 

Dad:ON

 

Grapes: uhhh is he dead??

 

Rock Hard: OH GOD HE JUST GOT STRUCK MY LIGHTNING!

 

duct tape: damn i can't believe kaminari's dead

 

Deku: the idiot

 

Purrrple Coffee: Damn he died young

 

Shouto: Shouldn't someone check on Kaminari????

 

EarJack: I mean.....

 

Deku: I'll Go

 

Purrrple Coffee: Damn It i was a second late

 

EarJack: Oh God not another painful Pinning Couple

 

Purrrple Coffee: Hey Shut Up

 

Shouto: wait Shinso you like Kaminari????

 

Purrrple Coffee: Hnnnnnnnnnnn yes....

 

Grapes: I could tell you a few things he likes being his friend and all

 

Purrrple Coffee: That would be appreciated Mineta

 

Grapes: (.^<)b

 

McFloaty: Hey guys we haven't heard from Deku in a while

 

Deku: I'm Here but Kaminari is fried out from the lightning strike 

 

EarJack: of course he is

 

Deku: Yea so im taking him to-

 

Deku: OW HE JUST FUCKING ZAPPED ME

 

Pikachu: Guess who's alive bitch

 

Rock Hard: BRO!

 

duct tape: BRO!

 

Pikachu:BROS!!

 

Dad: oh

 

Dad: that's a shame

 

McFloaty: HOLY SHIT

 

Deku: Damn Iida

 

Pikachu: D:

 

Grapes: That's tough

 

Purrrple Coffee: wow he manned up

 

EarJack: Good Job Iida!

 

dcut tape: sqaure up Iida

 

Rock Hard: sqaure up Iida

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7 users have logged on

 

Monoma: well if it isn't class 1A?!

 

Rock Hard: Midoriya why did you add them?????

 

Deku: cuz i like chaos 

 

Pikachu: Can someone help me with the Midnight-sensei's homework???

 

Deku: OMW

 

Monoma: what's this? Class 1A having homework trouble?

 

Monoma: IF IT WERE CLASS 1B-

 

Kendo: Shut The Fuck Up Monoma

 

Monoma: yes ma'm i'm so sorry ma'm

 

Kendo: good

 

McFloaty: low key scared of kendo rn

 

Grapes:^^

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2 users have logged on

 

Pikachu: what if our life is just one big video game?

 

Pikachu: Like we aren't in control of ourselves and someone else is controlling us like the sims games.

 

Rock Hard: It's 3 in the morning go to sleep please

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Sorry for the lack of Chapters. I've Been Busy with school and this year is important for me Cause i'm

taking 3 regents and can't fail so i won't upload for awhile unless i'm free for the day

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5 users have logged on

 

Pikachu: so like do you think midnight-sensei's kink is BDSM?

 

Pikachu: like she has her whip and that's kinda hot

 

5 year old with anger issues: what the fuck denki

 

Deku: I-

 

EarJack: i'm concerned 

 

2edgy4me: get some help P L E A S E

 

Pikachu: ??????

 

Pikachu: HOLY SHIASKJDSKNLSK

 

Deku: Damn i can't believe Kaminari's dead

 

Pikachu: im not dead.

 

2edgy4me: sometimes i can still hear his voice

 

Pikachu: Stop telling people i'm dead!

 

5 year old with anger issues: ya'll hear sumthing??

 

Deku: Nah

 

2edgy4me: nope

 

EarJack: Nadda 

 

Deku: nobody

          Kacchan: "YA'LL"

 

5 year old with anger issues: S H U T  Y O U R  U P!

 

Pikachu: Bakugo is a yeehaw'er confirmed

 

5 year old with anger issues: I'LL MURDER YOU EXTRAS!!

 

5 year old with anger issues: INCLUDING YOU DEKU!!!

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Deku: Do you ever just ever feel like you're sinking in a blackhole with no way to get out?

 

Pikachu: Everyday

 

2edgy4me: Damnn Such a mood

 

Shouto:^^^

 

McFloaty: Yep

 

Alien Queen: Sometimes

 

Rock Hard: every single second

 

duct tape: Yeeeeeeee

 

Grapes: Totally

 

Purrrple Coffee: mood

 

Monoma: what the fuck is wrong with your class???

 

Grapes: everything

 

Dad: do you guys need help????

 

Deku: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Mom: i don't think this is healthy for your mental health.

 

Deku: Bold of you to assume i had a stable mental health in the first place.

 

Pikachu: Bold of you to assume i had a stable mental health in the first place.

 

Purrrple Coffee: Bold of you to assume i had a stable mental health in the first place.

 

McFloaty: They are scarily in sync.

 

Alien Queen: i know it's freaky!!!!

 

Deku: oh sorry if it's scaring you.

 

Pikachu: oh sorry if it's scaring you.

 

Purrrple Coffee: oh sorry if it's scaring you.

 

Grapes: STOP DOING THAT IT'S FREAKY!!!!!!!

 

Deku: Doing What? (◕‿◕✿)

 

Pikachu: Doing What? (◕‿◕✿)

 

Purrrple Coffee: Doing What? (◕‿◕✿)

 

duct tape: THAT!!!

 

Deku: I Don't Know What You're Talking About. (☞゚∀゚)☞

 

Pikachu: I Don't Know What You're Talking About. (☞゚∀゚)☞

 

Purrrple Coffee: I Don't Know What You're Talking About. (☞゚∀゚)☞

 

Monoma: i'm Terrified.

 

2edgy4me:^^^^^^^

 

Shouto: same

 

Grapes: same

 

McFloaty: same

 

Mom: Same

 

Dad: Same

 

Rock Hard:Same

 

duct tape: same

 

Deku: :)

 

Pikachu: :)

 

Purrrple Coffee: :)

 

duct tape: GET THAT DEMON SHIT OUTTA HERE

 

Deku: a bit too late for that Sero

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Grapes: so like

 

Grapes: what If Midoriya was a Villain?

 

EarJack: we'd Be Fucked

 

McFloaty: Deku wouldn't hurt a fly!! he couldn't be a villain.

 

Deku; :)

 

5 year old with anger issues: I'M TELLING YOU THAT SMILE IS FAKE!!!!

 

Deku: why the fuck you lying. why you always lying. mmmmMMMMMM OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING!

 

5 year old with anger Issues: i'm not lying if its the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Deku: Fuck you

 

5 year old with anger Issues:  No Thanks

 

Deku: EW YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY

 

5 year old with anger issues: Lmao I know you're all Starry Eyes for IcyHot.

 

Deku: SHUT

 

Grapes: you GUUUUYS we're getting off topic!!!

 

McFloaty: YEA

 

Deku: oh i could probably kill this entire school in one minute

 

EarJack:....

 

5 year old with anger issues:...

 

Grapes:.....

 

McFloaty:how.......

 

Deku: i mean think about it for a second. U.A is a big school campus now with the added dorm system there's bound to be ventilation system.  So if you could just map the Ventilation system you could easily get around the school faster. and considering there are-

 

5 year old year old with anger issues: i'm gonna stop you right there

 

Deku: (◕‿◕✿)

 

5 year old with anger issues: NO. N.O.

 

Deku:(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

 

5 year old with anger issues: ಠ_ಠ

 

Deku: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

 

5 year old with anger issues: ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

 

Deku: ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

 

5 year old with anger issues: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

 

Deku: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

 

Deku: (ʘ‿ʘ)

 

Deku: sleep with one eye open Kacchan (◕‿◕✿).

 

5 year old with anger issues: oh fuck

 

Grapes: did they just

 

EarJack: have a conversation with emojis??

 

McFloaty: they definitely did.

 

Grapes: more importantly what happened to bakugo??

 

Deku: don't worry about it

 

5 year old with anger issues: yea don't worry about it

 

Deku: remember what i said kacchan (。◕‿◕。)

 

5 year old with anger issues: s c a r y

 

Grapes: just became 10x more scared of midoriya

 

McFloaty:^^^^^^^^^

 

EarJack:^^^^^^^^^

 

Deku: good you should be

 

Dadzawa has logged on

 

Dadzawa: why are you all on your phones. Get off and go back to training

 

Deku: whoops

 

McFloaty: GoTTa BLAsT

 

EarJack: im out

 

Grapes: Nope

 

5 year old with anger issues: not today

 

four users have logged off

 

Dadzawa: Problem child

 

Deku: Dadzawa

 

Dadzawa: Midoriya don't test me

 

Deku: but i'm not aizawa

 

Dadzawa: just get back to training

 

Deku: ey ey captain

 

Dadzawa: You're testing my patience izuku

 

Deku: wait WHA-

This Chat has Been Closed

 

Nedzu is a Cryptid Confirm

 

Dadzawa: my students are gonna be the death of me

 

Bob the Builder: what happened now?

 

Dadzawa: Problem Child 1 & 2, uraraka, Jirou and the perv ( whom according to midoriya is changing for the better) were all planning on skipping training.

 

Dad Might: Young Midoriya and Bakugo? Skipping Training???

 

Kinky~: yea that doesn't seem like them

 

Blocc: how do you even all of know this???

 

Dadzawa: they added us

 

Dadzawa: their chat is horrendous

 

Microphone but times 100: it couldn't be that bad

Dadzawa has sent 3 pictures

 

Dadzawa: 

Grapes: so like

 

Grapes: what If Midoriya was a Villain?

 

EarJack: we'd Be Fucked

 

McFloaty: Deku wouldn't hurt a fly!! he couldn't be a villain.

 

Deku; :)

 

5 year old with anger issues: I'M TELLING YOU THAT SMILE IS FAKE!!!!

 

Deku: why the fuck you lying. why you always lying. mmmmMMMMMM OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING!

 

5 year old with anger Issues: i'm not lying if its the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Deku: Fuck you

 

5 year old with anger Issues:  No Thanks

 

Deku: EW YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY

 

5 year old with anger issues: Lmao I know you're all Starry Eyes for IcyHot.

 

Deku: SHUT

 

Dadzawa: 

Grapes: you GUUUUYS we're getting off topic!!!

 

McFloaty: YEA

 

Deku: oh i could probably kill this entire school in one minute

 

EarJack:....

 

5 year old with anger issues:...

 

Grapes:.....

 

McFloaty:how.......

 

Deku: i mean think about it for a second. U.A is a big school campus now with the added dorm system there's bound to be ventilation system.  So if you could just map the Ventilation system you could easily get around the school faster. and considering there are-

 

5 year old year old with anger issues: i'm gonna stop you right there

 

Deku: (◕‿◕✿)

 

5 year old with anger issues: NO. N.O.

 

Deku:(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

 

5 year old with anger issues: ಠ_ಠ

 

Deku: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

 

5 year old with anger issues: ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

 

Deku: ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

 

5 year old with anger issues: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

 

Deku: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

 

Deku: (ʘ‿ʘ)

 

Deku: sleep with one eye open Kacchan (◕‿◕✿).

 

5 year old with anger issues: oh fuck

 

Dadzawa:  

Grapes: did they just

 

EarJack: have a conversation with emojis??

 

McFloaty: they definitely did.

 

Grapes: more importantly what happened to bakugo??

 

Deku: don't worry about it

 

5 year old with anger issues: yea don't worry about it

 

Deku: remember what i said kacchan (。◕‿◕。)

 

5 year old with anger issues: s c a r y

 

Grapes: just became 10x more scared of midoriya

 

McFloaty:^^^^^^^^^

 

EarJack:^^^^^^^^^

 

Deku: good you should be

 

Bob the Builder: WHAT EVEN

 

Dracula: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR STUDNETS

 

Dadzawa: nothing is wrong with them

 

Dadzawa: last time i  checked they're fine

 

Kinky~: are we ignoring the fact that midoriya was literally planning u.a's downfall.

 

Microphone but times 100: or the fact that he can kill the entire school in one minute.

 

Dadzawa: Nedzu i see you typing. what madness are you planning.

 

Tea: I'm thinking that i could take Mr. Midoriya as my student.

 

Dadzawa: oh god we're doomed

 

DadMight: what's wrong with Young Midoriya learning from Nedzu

 

Dadzawa: all might i know you're not this dense. use your brain.

 

DadMight: ???

 

Dadzawa: oH MY GoD yOU ArE

 

Unknow user has logged onto the server

 

Kinky~: who the fuck

 

?????: :^

 

Bob the Builder: have we been hacked???

 

Unknow: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Microphone but times 100: OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT'S A VILLAIN

 

Dadzawa: Problem child stop scaring the child

 

Unknow: Awwwww Aizawa Sensei why'd you spill it

 

Unknow has changed their name to Deku

 

Deku: i was having fun >:(

 

Dadzawa: how'd you even get on the teacher group chat. this has a password system locked on it.

 

Deku: i mean all you really need is basic hacking skills and you can pretty much hack anything.

 

Dadzawa: how the fuck

 

Deku: hey i don't spend all of my free time analyzing hero's.

 

Deku: also you might wanna come quick kacchan's about to kill kaminari

 

Dadzawa: god damn it i hate this class

 

Deku: no you don't

 

Kinky~: no you don't

 

Microphone but times 100: no you don't

 

Dadzawa: S H U T

 

Dadzawa: Problem child get back to the class or i'm expelling you.

 

Deku: that's a goddamn lie and you know it

 

Dadzawa: you're testing me Problem Child

 

Deku: :^

 

Dadzawa: Midoriya

 

Deku: Aizawa

 

Dadzawa: izuku

 

Deku: what

 

Deku has been kicked from the chat

 

kinky~: that was amazing to watch

 

Bob the Builder: i can see why your username is dadzawa now

 

Dadzawa: no

 

Microphone but times 100: ;)

 

Dadzawa: NO

 

DadMight: was that an explosion???

 

Dadzawa: god damn it