Actions

Work Header

Ace Attorney AU: Killer Mates

Chapter Text

"N- No! Please have mercy! I have two daughters!" A man yelled to you, kneeling down In front of you.

 

You grinned devilishly, "You should've thought about your daughters before you Insulted my mate, asshole."

 

You pulled out your gun from the pocket In the back of your jeans.

 

"N- No Please!"

 

Miles then huffed out smoke from his lips, probably from the cigarette he held In his fingers, "Just shut up you old fuck." Miles said to the male, he then looked to You.

 

"Y/N..You going to let this old fuck get away with Insulting me?" The silver-haired male asked, he then walked behind you and put a hand on your chin. "Just end him already, he probably crapped his pants at the sight of you already." The male said, whispering In your ear.

 

You grinned, "Don't worry babe, I got this. I wish Nick didn't take the bat today, I wanted to bash this asshole's brain In."

 

The man kneeling before you continued to plead, "P- Please!"

 

"Shut up, you mess with my mate, you mess with me. Now die."

 

You shot him directly In the head, you then watched the man's eyes dull as he began to bleed.

 

"Excellent~" Miles purred, wrapping his arms around your waist.

 

"I know~ So what was that reward you were talking about?"

 

~~~

Phoenix was about to knock on the bedroom door but he heard the bed creaking and you and Miles' groaning and moaning.

 

I have a feeling I'll be facing a sex scene...

 

Phoenix sighed, and opened the door. "Hey, you fucks done having sex like you're both In heat?" Phoenix asked,

 

"You know...Wright, you can join us If you'd like~" Miles said, looking to Phoenix but he never stopped pushing your hips down as you rid him.

 

Phoenix's face scrunched, "We agreed threesomes once a month, Edgeworth."

 

"Oh come-"

 

"You know what happened last time we had a threesome."

 

"Hmph."

 

"Anyways, when you're both done fucking like dogs, come downstairs. I have something I need to tell you all."

 

Phoenix then stepped out the room.

 

Miles pulled you off of himself as he went off of the bed, you raised a brow.

 

"We're going downstairs now?- Eh?!" Miles then picked you up, setting his dick Inside of your butt.

 

"Hold still and wrap your arms around me, unless you want to fall." You quickly wrap your arms around your mate's neck, burying your face Inside his chest.

 

He continued to lift your hips up and pushing them down, before the male let out a groan.

 

"Y/N.."

 

"It's okay, you can do It Inside."

 

~~~

 

"What took you both so damn long?"

 

You rolled your eyes. "We did 2 rounds, that's why."

 

"Freaking sex maniacs-"

 

Miles furrowed his brows, "What the fuck did you want to announce, Wright?"

 

"Who ate my rice krispies?"

 

...

 

Miles frowned, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

 

You put your hand on your hips, "You Interrupted our sex session...OVER FREAKING RICE KRISPIES?!"

 

"RICE KRISPIES ARE MY BAE OKAY?!"

 

Miles then crosses his arms. "Technically, me and Y/N are your baes."

 

"Yeah, but rice krispies are my food bae."

 

Your eye twitches. "You got the nerve to call Edgeworth a sex maniac? You're a fucking food maniac."

 

"Shut up bitch."

 

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH?!"

 

"YOU!"

 

"Both of you, calm da fuq down."

 

"SHUT UP MILES!"

 

Miles threw his hands up, "It's like talking to children, they just don't listen."

 

"It's like looking at Emos." Phoenix commented.

 

"I'M NOT A DAMN EMO."

 

"THE HELL ARE YA THEN?!"

 

"A MENTALLY DEPRESSED TEENAGER!"

 

"YOU'RE FUCKING 29 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT!"

 

"I HAVE A LOT TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT!"

 

"LIKE WHAT?!"

 

"LIKE MY ASS"

 

"DA FUQ WRONG WITH YOUR ASS?!"

 

"IT'S TOO BIG!"

 

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THAT SURGERY THEN!"

 

"BITCH MY ASS IS NATURAL!"

 

"NO IT AIN'T IT'S FAKE AF."

 

"THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING WHEN YOU WERE INSIDE ME LAST WEEK!"

 

"OOOOHHHHHH!"

 

"Y/N SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

 

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

 

Miles waved his arms up, "I'm done, Y/N, where's the damn cocaine stash?"

 

"In the basement, don't smoke It all."

 

"Yeah, yeah." Miles waved you off and headed to the basement.

 

"As I was saying," Phoenix put his hands on his hips. "Rice krispies, who the frick ate em?"

 

"Nobody wants your darn rice krispies, Nick."

 

"I know someone ate em."

 

"Maybe Pess ate them." You snickered.

 

"Y/N!" You heard Miles yell from the basement.

 

"WAT."

 

"THERE AIN'T SHIT DOWN HERE!"

 

"BITCH IS YOU BLIND!? THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF CANNABIS DOWN THERE!"

 

"THAT STUFF IS SHIT!"

 

"SHIT TO YOU CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DRUG MANIAC!"

 

"EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS A DRUG MANIAC BITCH!"

 

"THE COCAINE IS UNDER THE DAMN DESK MILES!"

 

"THANK YOU!"

 

"YOU'RE WELCOME FAGGOT!"

 

"BITCH DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE AND SLICE YOU!"

 

"ALL YOU BITCHES ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND I LOVE IT!"

 

End of Prologue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter Text

You come downstairs and see Phoenix and Miles making out,

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING!?"

"BITCH CALL ME A FAGGOT AGAIN AND I'LL PUT YOUR INSIDES IN A TRUCK!"

 

"I HAVE NO INSIDES I'M NOT HUMAN!"

 

"OH MY GOSH SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

 

Apollo came down stairs. "Okay, so me and Thena are going to a hotel to totally not have sex and to totally not run away from you all, Okay bye!"

 

Apollo and Athena ran out the door.

 

"Polly Is so Into Klav, I'm calling It." You hear Trucy come downstairs.

 

Phoenix glared at Trucy, "Where do you think you're going In such a short skirt?"

 

"Dadddd."

 

"Truce, no fucking short skirts."

 

"Ugh, fine." Trucy went back upstairs.

 

"AND TAKE OFF THAT EYELINER!"

 

"YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!" Trucy yelled back to Phoenix.

 

"Damn Emos."

 

"..."

 

"Sorry, did I hurt your feelings Miles?"

 

"I'M NOT A FUCKING EMO PHOENIX!"

 

"THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO THE BAR TO GET DRUNK ALL OF YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!"

 

 

 Chapter 2, fin~

 

Chapter Text

You recently just left your mother and father's home,

 

You, yes you.

 

Were going to find your mate.

 

If It takes killing everything In your path then so be It.

 

You walked Into a nearby bar, scanning the area for anyone with a cute face.

 

~~~

 

You sipped at your beer, you kept looking around.

 

You found nobody.

 

You sighed and finished your can of beer, about to leave but-

 

"Feenie, please!"

 

"Let go of me Dahlia!"

 

You raised a brow at the voices you heard, but you shrugged.

 

It's none of my business...

 

"Let go of me I said!"

 

"No!"

 

You grew more and more curious, you hopped off of the stool you were sitting on and headed near the bathrooms.

 

You opened the girl's bathroom door a little, to just see what was going on.

 

You saw a spiky haired male and a red-headed female.

 

"You should've paid more attention to me then!" The female yelled.

 

"How can I when you just go to casino's all the time?! Dahlia, I'm done, I witnessed you cheating on me, that's enough evidence for me." The male said and simply headed to the door.

 

Oh shit!

 

You didn't have enough time to move and the door slammed right Into your face.

 

"Ow!"

 

"O- Oh, I'm sorry. Are you al- Hold on, were you eavesdropping?" The brunet's eyebrows furrowed.

 

"Well, uh...I was just walking through and heard a lot of noise, It wasn't on purpose I swear!"

 

"...Whatever, just move out the way asshole."

 

You moved away from the door, the brunet then walked away.

 

For some reason, he caught your attention.

 

 

Chapter 3, fin~