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Denki Kaminari added 20 users to the chat
Denki Kaminari named the chat class 1-chAos
Izuku Midoriya: why
Denki Kaminari: dunno i'm bored
Katsuki Bakugou: oh hell no
Katsuki Bakugou left
Shouta Aizawa left
Denki Kaminari added Katsuki Bakugou
Denki Kaminari added Shouta Aizawa
Denki Kaminari: there's no escape
Ochako Uraraka: we're all in this together
Katsuki Bakugou: i hate you. i hate all of you.
Katsuki Bakugou: ok minus kirishima
Mina Ashido: this is gonna be fun
Katsuki Bakugou: no
Denki Kaminari: awh come on let's integrate
Kyouka Jirou: wow you know the word "integrate"
Denki Kaminari set Kyouka Jirou's username to emo thot
emo thot: was that supposed to be an insult
emo thot: i am a proud emo thot
emo thot set Denki Kaminari's username to dumb bitch
dumb bitch: was that supposed to be an insult
Tenya Iida removed Denki Kaminari's username
Tenya Iida: No swearing on my christian Minecraft server
Mina Ashido: WHO TAUGHT IIDA MEMES
Tenya Iida: It was Tensei, he broke me
Tenya Iida set his nickname to gotta go fast
gotta go fast: :)
Mina Ashido: INGENIUM I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
gotta go fast: He says thanks
gotta go fast: He wants to give you guys nicknames, should I give him my phone?
gotta go fast: I tell him a lot of stories about you guys, so it's going to be fun
Shouto Todoroki: YES PLEASE
Mina Ashido: Y E S H
Yuuga Aoyama: attendez!
Yuuga Aoyama set his nickname to ✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦
✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦: you can proceed now.
gotta go fast: Hi! It's Tensei
Ochako Uraraka: henlo uwu
gotta go fast set Ochako Uraraka's nickname to defying gravity
gotta go fast set Mina Ashido's nickname to toxic
toxic: IS THAT A FUCKING BRITNEY SPEARS REFERENCE
gotta go fast: IT IS
toxic: I LOVE YOU 3000
Izuku Midoriya: NO PLEASE ASHIDO TOO SOON
toxic: iron man's dead get over it
Izuku Midoriya: brb i'm going to bawl my eyes out :)
gotta go fast set Izuku Midoriya's nickname to hulk smash
Shouto Todoroki: who's iron man and hulk
hulk smash: please say sike
Shouto Todoroki: sike
hulk smash: fr??
Shouto Todoroki: no
hulk smash: s i g h
hulk smash: btw i love tensei can we please keep him here
Katsuki Bakugou: no
gotta go fast set Katsuki Bakugou's nickname to DESTROYA
Shouto Todoroki: IS THAT A FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFERENCE
hulk smash: didn't know you're emo
Shouto Todoroki: i'm not emo
emo thot: sure jan
Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness
Fumikage Tokoyami: i heard "my chemical romance" and "emo" who summoned me
gotta go fast set Fumikage Tokoyami's nickname to isle of flightless birds
isle of flightless birds: glorious
DESTROYA: icy thot cut your bullshit you listen to welcome to the black parade daily
Shouto Todoroki: ...i like this song ok
emo thot: why are you g-noting yourself everyday i would literally DIE
Shouto Todoroki: i'm already dead inside
gotta go fast set Shouto Todoroki's nickname to icy thot
icy thot: thanks tensei
gotta go fast set Tsuyu Asui's nickname to axel f
axel f: i don't know how to respond to that, kerro
defying gravity: TSU
axel f: URARAKA
Eijirou Kirishima: what is happening here
DESTROYA: chaos. lit rally chaos
gotta go fast set Eijirou Kirishima's nickname to hardboy
hardboy: ok it's not that bad
DESTROYA: no wait
DESTROYA changed Eijirou Kirishima's nickname to shitty hair
shitty hair: do you feel better now
DESTROYA: yes
shitty hair: fine
gotta go fast set Mashirao Ojiro's nickname to tail monster
tail monster: ...fine
DESTROYA: everyone has cool nicknames and i got a fucking mcr song
icy thot: i will not take this my chemical romance slander
DESTROYA: shut your emo ass
icy thot: I'M NOT EMO
hulk smash: u sure about that
icy thot: ...betrayed by my own friend
Tooru Hagakure: todoroki you're wearing a fall out boy hoodie rn
gotta go fast set Tooru Hagakure's nickname to sneaky
icy thot: HET OUT OF MY ROOM
emo thot: het? no hets allowed here
Minoru Mineta: i'm hetero
emo thot: as i said
gotta go fast set Hanta Sero's nickname to spiderman
spiderman: conspiracy theory: peter parker makes his web out of shredded tape, that's why it's so sticky
Denki Kaminari: holy motherfucker
gotta go fast set Denki Kaminari's nickname to sparky
emo thot: mine was better
emo thot: wait i have an idea
emo thot set Momo Yaoyorozu's nickname to 3D printer
gotta go fast: SKDSKSJD
sparky: tensei speaks keyboard smash..... you really are the better version of your brother
✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦: hey don't insult iida, s'il vous plait!
gotta go fast: no i really am his better version teehee
gotta go fast set Rikido Satou's nickname to cookie monster
gotta go fast set Koji Kouda's nickname to michael with a b
michael with a b: uh ok
toxic: if you don't love tensei there's no place for you in this class
gotta go fast set Mezo Shouji's nickname to octopussy
octopussy: i'm-
icy thot: yikes
gotta go fast: ok, looks like everyone has nicknames now
gotta go fast: i'm gonna go now
toxic: NO PLS DON'T GO
Minoru Mineta: i don't have a nickname
gotta go fast: i know, but i didn't wanna be rude so i left you out
spiderman: get shrekt
3D printer: there's only one solution to this problem
emo thot removed Minoru Mineta from the conversation
3D printer: you read my mind :)
gotta go fast: Hi it's Tenya again
defying gravity: boohoo
defying gravity: jk love you <33
sparky: oh no he left aizawa-sensei out what should we do about it
Shouta Aizawa: do something with my nickname and imma kick you out of school
sparky: understood
sparky added Tensei Iida
Tensei Iida: huh
sparky: read above
Tensei Iida set Shouta Aizawa's nickname to saddy daddy
toxic: IM CHOKINF
sneaky: LSKJDKSDS
gotta go fast: What is wrong with you, brother?
saddy daddy: tensei i'm gonna fucking strangle you
spiderman: kinky
toxic: kinky
icy thot: kinky
Tensei Iida: kinky
saddy daddy: i'm quitting this job