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🅱️onathan 🅱️oestar added jotaro poojo, hoeseph hoestar, speedweed and 4 others to your group.

🅱️onathan 🅱️oestar named your group: Jonathan Loves Friends

🅱️onathan 🅱️oestar: hello :)

🅱️onathan 🅱️oestar: why is this my name

hoeseph hoestar: haha no reason.

🅱️onathan 🅱️oestar changed their name to Jonathan.

Jonathan: >:(

shiny d: jonathan why did you add the randomest group of people

Jonathan: I only added the people I like

shiny d: JONATHAN THATS MEAN

Jonathan: :)

Jonathan: perhaps you don't know me as well as you thought.

jotaro poojo: didn't jonathan literally kick speed in the face when they met.

speedweed: yes. after I threw my death kife hat at him

Jonathan: it was a literal gang fight, yes.

bubble butt: WHY IS WAMUU HERE

wham!: I ahvent even fuckifn said anything yet

hoeseph: babe wamuu's cool

bubble butt: HE TRIED TO KILL ME

wham!: the ceiling tile fallinf on your head was not my fault.

hoelyne: joseph stole my fucking joke

hoeseph: bitch

hoeseph: I invented being a whore

DIO left the group

hoeseph: haha pussy

Jonathan: awe :(

Jonathan you guys can add ur friends i don't have their info so I just added whoever :)

jotaro poojo: haha epic

jotaro poojo added cuckyoink, baguette, Avdol and coochie

shiny d: why'd you add koichi jotaro

jotaro poojo: bc i like koichi

coochie: why didn't YOU add me josuke

shiny d: I was GONNA

shiny d added okubrosu and toehan

toehan left

shiny d: BUTCDH

shiny d added toehan

toehan: who are these people

coochie: friends :) you need more of them :)

okubrosu: u'd cooch

okubrosu: ur his only friend

toehan: if im going to be shamed I am literally leaving

Jonathan: hello friends!!

shiny d: I dar eyou to leave again pussy

toehan: im staying out of spite

Jonathan: :(

shiny d: ew no rohan leave

hoelyne: hello jonathan I love you jonathan I don't ignore you like the others do jonathan

Jonathan: hello sweet jolyne!! :)

cuckyoink: WHATS UP GAMERS

baguette: kakyoin u play like three games

baguette: ur not a gamer

cuckyoink: shut up or I'll fuck ur mom

jotaro poojo: please don't.

cuckyoink: how's holly

jotaro poojo: no

Avdol: hello :)

hoeseph: AVDOL

Avdol: JOSEPH

baguette: POLNAREFF :D

Jonathan added DIO

Jonathan: dio wanted back in

DIO: no I absolutely did not

jotaro poojo: I hate dio

DIO: im right here.

jotaro poojo: I know

cuckyoink changed your group name to GAMER TIME

cuckyoink: 😎

wham! added kars2, acdc, and lisa lisa

hoeseph: NO

lisa lisa: no what, joseph?

hoeseph: ur fucking mean to me

bubble butt: I like lisa lisa

hoeseph: we know

 

 

speedweed: the convo fucking DIED

jotaro poojo: that's how gcs work

okubrosu: how many gcs are you in jotaro

jotaro poojo: enough.

cuckyoink: he leaves all of them immediately

baguette: yeah surprised he's even here considering he's never fucking active in the crusaders

jotaro poojo: BITCH yes I am

baguette: LIKING ALL OF THE MESSAGES IS NOT ACTIVE

baguette: SAY WORDS

baguette: OTHER THAN YARE YARE DAZE

jotaro poojo: yare yare daze

cuckyoink: let the record show that those were sent at the same exact time at exactly 420

avdol: kakyoin you don't even smoke

cuckyoink: I would if i had money

okubrosu: haha broke

shiny d: oku buddy ur also broke

okubrosu: I know 😭😭😭

coochie josuke oh my god

coochie: okuyasu is literally crying

shiny d: of course he is

shiny d: buddy calm down

okubrosu: i jsut

okubrosu: want momey for chinken mmnuggies

jotaro poojo: get a job

hoeseph: jotaro just bc u were the first to get a job freshman year of high school doesn't mean u can bully the unemployed

jotaro poojo: yes it does

jotaro poojo: get a job stinkies

cuckyoink: ur mom stinky

jotaro poojo: u kno what.

okubrosu: fcuk this im working in a conc

okubrosu: how thenfick u spell conven

okubrosu: 711

shiny d: covenince sto

shiny d: convention

coochie: it's convenience store

okubrosu: YEAH tha t

DIO: you all are beneath me

hoeseph: ok lol

DIO: I don't need a job

hoelyne: not all of us have the luxury of selling feet pics

Jonathan: what

hoeseph: what

hoelyne: what

DIO: I don't sell feet pics

Jonathan: why would you....

hoeseph: NO REASON JONATHAN BC THATS NOT A REAL THING THAT REAL PEOPLE DO

jotaro poojo: yah it is

hoeseph: NO IT ISN'T

hoeseph: CHANGFINE THE SUBJECT

baguette: wait no lets unpack that

hoeseph: let's not

cuckyoink: wait yes.

cuckyoink: does anyone have any

DIO: this is doxxing and I will kill you for it

jotaro poojo: ooh so scary

jotaro poojo: [dios_feet.jpeg]

baguette: JOTARO WHU DONYOU HAVE DIOS FEET PICSVIENFEK

jotaro poojo: blackmail

DIO: I WILL END YOUR LIFE

DIO: wait

DIO: those are from an exclusive patreon tier how did u get those

jotaro poojo: uh

hoeseph: OH MY GOD

baguette: JOTAFOSJC

cuckyoink: DID YIUD

shiny d: JOTARODCN BOUGHT DIOSCJ FEET PICS SGOSNF

jotaro poojo: I said it was for blackmail

toehan: even im not that petty

toehan: the tier is literally 30$

jotaro poojo: im not who paid for it

baguette: HWO DID

DIO: im literally so angry

jotaro poojo: good

hoeseph: ????????

hoeseph: I feel like we are taking this too lightly????

hoeseph: dio sells feet pics???? like Actually???? and jotaro BOUGHT THEM?????

jotaro poojo: technically you did

hoeseph: WHAT

jotaro poojo: :) happy birthday :)

hoeseph: i hate you

Jonathan: what are feet pics

Jonathan: guys?