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    “Alright, tell me everything,” Jon prompts.

    “Okay, you know how Theon always get’s on our back about how we have boring sex?”

    Jon purses his lips and looks down her body and over the schoolgirl outfit. “Uh, right?”

    “Well, I just – I want to prove him wrong! And then, just now, it’s like he – I’m in this outfit, and he still can’t admit we like to play around a bit?”

    “Sansa,” Jon says slowly, cautiously, “I’m not sure I understand why you care what he thinks.”

    Sansa sighs loudly again, flopping back onto the bed. “Well I don’t understand either!” she huffs. “But it’s really pissed me off! I mean god Jon, we do some kinky shit – like, remember that time with the –“

    “I don’t know which time you’re about to reference, but I assure you I remember,” Jon interrupts. This time, when his hand lifts, it settles against her upper thigh. “Seriously Sansa, I’m losing my mind over here. You have to put that coat back on if you want me to keep any semblance of chill.”

    //Or: Theon makes a couple of stupid comments about Jon and Sansa's "vanilla" sex life, and then immediately regrets every decision he's ever made in life.

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    “Okay, seriously,” Theon says, louder this time, as Jon walks away. “What the fuck is going on?”

    Sansa keeps her eye on Jon’s arse as he walks away – and when Jon is stood slightly behind the hallway frame and is out of Theon’s sight, he glances over his shoulder at Sansa and winks at her, making her stifle a laugh – and then turns to Theon.

    “I don’t know what you mean,” Sansa answers.

    “UM,” Theon screeches, loudly, and in an unusually high pitched voice continues, “what do you mean you don’t know! What the fuck is this outfit! What the fuck was that voice! What the fuck is that riding crop! You – explain yourself, young lady!”

    “Theon,” Sansa says, sternly, and he shuts his mouth immediately. “You aren’t part of this, and don’t think that just because your practically another brother that means you get to either a) know the answer to any of those questions or b) talk to me like we’re part of a misogynist fifties movie.”

    Theon sighs, and pouts as he says, “You know I’m working on my internalized misogyny, but that shit’s hard to break through.”

    Sansa smiles sympathetically, the kind of smile she gives to baby animal that’s a little stupid. “I know, sweetheart. Come, sit, let me list for you all the things that you said wrong.”

    Theon looks like he doesn’t even try to protest – which, frankly, Sansa finds hilarious, because she’s got Theon right where she wants him without him even knowing – and comes to sit before Sansa, while she puts her minor in gender studies to good use.

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