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How to Attract Lan Wangji's Rabbits

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It was just a normal day in the Cloud Recesses. Wei Wuxian was playing with his Lan Zhan's rabbits, who continually tried to hop away from him. Oh no you don't, he snickered while sweeping as many as he could into his arms and gently hugging them.

"Wei Ying." Lan Zhan's voice came from behind him, startling him and allowing the rabbits to wriggle free as they rushed over to their owner.

"Er-gege~!" The Yiling Patriarch whined. "Your rabbits don't love me! I don't understand why!"

"Mn," replied Lan Zhan, who had started to pet his numerous bunnies as he watched the grown man pout about a few tiny animals.

"Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan!" The previously pouting grown man suddenly burst out into laughter. "You're covered in bunnies! Why, I bet they think you're one of them, too!"

Lan Wangji only shook his head and smiled slightly. "It is not only because I raised them, but also because I do one other thing."

"Hm? What is it?" Wei Wuxian was suddenly curious. "You've never said anything about another thing before."

"I am about to tell you."

"I see, I see!" He vigorously nodded his head. "So if I say what you say, then they'll love me too?"


"Alright then, what do I say?"

Lan Zhan, with a completely straight face, said three words that Wei Ying had never expected to hear from his mouth nor knew the meaning of: "Alexa, play 'Despacito.'"

To Wei Wuxian's amazement, the rabbits started jumping on his Han Guang-Jun with even greater fervor. He didn't know how to react, so he simply threw his head back and laughed.

"I never imagined I'd hear something so confusing from you, Er-gege! Hahahahaha, you really have managed to figure out how to make me speechless! I thought the first time was just a fluke, but I guess not. Let's see now, will this really work? Alexa, play 'Despacito!'"

He let out a yelp as he was attacked by the tiny furballs, "Er-gege! Er-gege! Help~!"

Lan Zhan, who was simply content to watch him be attacked by the mound of fluff, only replied with a simple "Mn."