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HTLYV: Slick, Hot, Horny, Summer!

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Umi probably should've been downstairs, loading her stuff into the car for her trip, but having Kotori spend the night may have changed her plans just a little bit. Instead, she was laying in bed, her hands gripping the sheets as Kotori sucked on her morning wood. Umi groaned slightly when a particularly harsh suck was applied to the head of her cock. If her girlfriend continued to be as rough as she was, Umi might come undone right then and there. They might have been doing it a lot more lately, but Umi's resistance to cumming early was still non existent. Luckily, while Umi was very self conscious about it, Kotori didn't seem to mind one bit.  

"K-Kotori, calm down." 

She gasped and stopped breathing for a moment once she felt Kotori's throat wrapped around her cock. This was one thing that she both absolutely loved and feared about Kotori. How was she able to take it with so much ease now? Was she practicing on like a banana or something? It really blew Umi's mind on how talented her girlfriend was in the oral sex department. She let her eyes slowly roll back into her head as she felt herself come undone. This was probably a new record for Umi cumming, since it was only was like a minute and a half since they started. 

The blue haired girl removed the blanket covering Kotori's head and made direct eye contact with her, an interaction they both enjoyed when Umi was about to cum. When Umi's felt that she was about to burst, her room’s door opened. In a panic, she immediately reached down to cover her crotch. Instead of grabbing her crotch, however, her hands landed on Kotori's head and forced the girl’s head forward. Umi let out a strangled groan and came, not expecting the sudden pleasure. Her toes curled and her whole body shook from the ecstasy, but she realized something was wrong when Kotori let out an extremely loud gagging noise once she came. There was warmth around her crotch area and on her thighs, not to mention a small putrid smell that seemed to come out of nowhere. 

"Hey, Umi! It's time to go- Oh god, that's just disgusting." Eli turned away and made a gagging noise. 

Umi raised an eyebrow and felt Kotori pull her mouth away. She wouldn’t have found this concerning if it wasn’t for the fact that her girlfriend was looking at her with an ashamed look and... was that cum in her nose? AND VOMIT?! 

"S-Sorry, Umi! I lost focus and my gag reflex was triggered from you cumming... and... well, you know the rest." 

She quickly looked down at her crotch and immediately felt sick. Umi grabbed her mouth and could feel every inch of her body wanting to give into throwing up. 

"Yeah... I'm just gonna..." Eli slowly inched away and slammed the door closed behind her. 

Eli’s younger cousin just swallowed her vomit and sighed. This was a fantastic way to start off her summer vacation. 


"Glad to see all my happy campers ready to go! Now, who's ready for summer camp?!" 

Eli yelled out, receiving no response from her members. This wasn't surprising, of course, but they didn't know what awaited them at this said camp. She smirked and opened the fanny pack that was strapped around her waist, digging around in it until she pulled out an air horn. Even though Eli matured a bit because of her child, she was still an asshole. She walked in front of Dia and blasted the air horn right in her face, completely awakening the girl from her tired trance. The ex-president laughed and took a step back. 

"Now that seemed to wake everyone up! Since I have your fucking attention now, who's ready for summer camp, goddamn it!" 

This time, there was a cheer and Eli felt herself smile. There were some things that she missed from her time as president; bossing around and bugging her fellow members was one of them. She pulled out her clipboard and noticed Umi join the bunch silently, obviously cleaned up from her earlier incident. Eli nearly gagged at the memory of it, but kept it under control. She really didn’t need to embarrass herself in front of these idiots. 

"Now that everyone's here, I can go over the plans one more time. We'll be staying at this camp for a whole week to get our community service hours completed. That means no dicking around and being utter assholes to the campers. I'll explain more when we arrive at the camp for an exclusive fraternity meeting. Now, any questions?" 

Dia shyly raised her hand and Eli rolled her eyes. 

"Yes, Dia?" 

"If Rin is the new, president... why isn’t she the one in charge of all this?" 

Eli took a deep breath and glared at Dia. 

"Look Dia, I like you, I really do. You've been with my cousin for years even though she's a whore. But for the love of God, shut the fuck up! Now, everyone get into the fucking bus! We got a long ride ahead of us!" 

All the girls gathered up their things and Umi slowly walked up to her older cousin, giving the girl a very strange expression. 

"This camp you speak of... It's not the one that you always talked about during your high school years, right? The one that y'know... had that game?" 

Eli smirked and winked at her baby cousin. 

"Don't worry, Umi. You'll find out soon enough. It's going to be fun, so lighten up. Your girlfriend is going to be there because Nozomi signed her girls up when I did it for you guys. Everything’s going to be fine." 

Umi sighed. This probably wasn’t going to be fun at all, considering that Eli's type of fun was weird and beyond obscure. 

"Wait, if Nozomi is also going... then who's watching baby Noeli?" 

"Cousin Erena and her wife Anju will be taking care of her for the week. They have their own little one so they'll be able to take care of Noeli just fine." 

"Nothing stops you from doing what you want, does it, President?" 

"It’s ex-president, and this is strictly for school. I need these community service hours done before I graduate, although I might stick around to get my Master’s, so I'll see. Now let's get going! Yeaaaah!" 

She ran into the bus and Umi wanted to kill herself. Her cousin was too much and now she might have to deal with her for a little longer. Regardless, Umi picked up her bag and headed toward the bus. 


Eli took her seat at the front of their bus and took in a satisfied deep breath. Everything so far was perfect and going to plan, until she smelled expensive perfume and felt Maki's dignity fading away. Her eyes shot open and stood up, blocking the dreaded evil from entering her bus. She glared into those auburn eyes and pointed to the door. 

"Sorry Nico, but this bus is only for Alpha Sigma Delta members and last time I checked, you're not in my fraternity, so go ahead and march your ass back to your sorority. They should have their own bus to the camp." 

Nico crossed her arms and looked up at Eli with a small smirk on her face. She then grabbed the girl's shoulders and kneed her in the groin. There was a high pitched squeak as Nico walked over Eli's body. 

"The bus company combined our trips. Why do you think you have a larger bus now? And Eli, you already know better than to talk back to me." She let out an evil laugh before yanking Rin out of her seat next to Maki. 

"Oh go sit with your girlfriend, Cat-Penis. Maki's my fiancé and I'll be damned if you stay in that seat." Nico growled and shooed away the young adult before sitting with Maki. 

"Hello, princess." 

Maki smiled and wrapped her arms around Nico while pressing a kiss to her cheek, pulling the smaller girl out of the seat and onto her lap for a more comfortable position to cuddle in. It was probably beyond obvious that they were way more entranced by each other these days, even more so than Nozomi and Eli; and those two already had a kid together! Umi rolled her eyes at their PDA, but brightened up when she saw Kotori walk onto the bus. 

The girl stepped over Eli's body and took her seat next to Umi. She didn't say anything at first, obviously a bit embarrassed from what happened earlier. Kotori cringed at the memory and how Eli witnessing it made it even worse. Both of them knew that the blonde would never let them live this down. She sighed and laid her head on Umi's shoulder, disappointment written all over her face. Umi noticed this and kissed the top of Kotori's head. 

"Hey, don't be so embarrassed... Things like that happen, okay?" She tugged Kotori closer to her and offered a smile. "If anything, it’s payback from when I vomited on you last semester, so now we're even." 

Kotori softly laughed and looked into her girlfriend's eyes. 

"I guess it's not so bad then, but Eli still saw me throw up on your dick so that's just... embarrassing, because you know how she is." 

"Don't worry about Eli. She's grown less douchey since her child was born. She won't bug you about it at all. Now, wanna watch a movie? I brought my laptop to watch a couple of movies on." 

"That sounds fantastic. Let me get out a blanket so we can get all comfortable." 

The two pulled away from each other and retrieved their things, ignoring everyone else that was entering the bus, mostly everyone walking over a shriveled up and crying Eli. The only one that shared concerned was Hanayo, who she simply leaned down and patted the girl's back, telling her that everything is fine and that Nico would get what was coming to her. 

"Looks like Nico told you that our buses merged together." 

Eli heard Nozomi's voice and immediately lifted her head, trying to smile through the pain. The thick woman sighed and picked up Eli, dragging her to a seat. She pressed a kiss to Eli's lips and hugged her close for a split moment. Then she stood in the boss aisle, putting her hands on her hips and making her presence known. 

"Now, as your ex-president's fiancé and president’s friend, I have a message for all you hormonal fucks. I have visiting incoming freshmen joining this trip. This means no fucking around with them, since most are only 17 and not 18. That's it, now let's get this show on the road!"

Nozomi gestured for the younger girls to come in and returned to her seat, holding Eli's hand and offering her sweet kisses to ease the pain. The majority of Alpha Sigma Delta’s girls paid close attention to the extra additions on their trip. There was no way they'd actually listen to whatever Nozomi was trying to tell them. 17 year olds were a forbidden fruit to these girls. They would love to eat them, but they knew it would cause trouble if anyone found out, so they’d have to resist their urges. 

"Hanamaru!" Yoshiko stood up and smiled at her now ex-girlfriend. It ended up not working out between them, but she was ecstatic to see her. They weren't on bad terms at all; in fact, they still talked quite a bit. 

"Yohane! It's been so long!" 

Hanamaru took the seat right next to her ex and smiled, leaving her friend behind to find a seat by herself. Ruby sighed at her friend and looked around, not wanting to sit by her sister, mostly because she always got motion sickness on long road trips. That's most likely why Dia was currently in the bathroom. Ruby was going to sit alone in the back when she suddenly made eye contact with a very friendly set of purplish-blue eyes. 

"Could I sit next to you? If you don't mind, of course... My friend kind of ditched me to sit with her ex-girlfriend," Ruby said shyly.

Kanan smiled and removed her bag from the extra seat. She patted it and Ruby took it with happiness. 

"So you’re Dia's little sister? Y'know, she and I used to fight a lot, mostly because her girlfriend is a bit of a whore and fucked the both of us." 

Ruby let out a laugh and shook her head, her shyness slowly drifting away. Boy, did this girl have a lot of stories to share about Mari. Don't get her wrong, she was really sweet and nice, but she just wasn’t girlfriend material. But of course, everytime Kanan told Dia that, the girl would get angry and ignore her for a week. 

"Yeah, Mari is bit of a whore. Dia has been in a couple of fights because of the things Mari ends up doing. I haven't heard any news of her attacking anyone lately, so I assume everything is fixed up now." 

"Yeah, it sort of is. I stopped having sex with Mari because I really didn't want to catch an STD." They both giggled. "But yeah, I guess that fixed their relationship a little bit. Last time I remember, weren't you a junior in high school? And you're coming on a college trip?" 

"Well I'm going into my senior year now and my school said it was a great idea to tag along with a sorority to experience some of the things they do. I just turned 17 a month ago, so it's not all that weird for me to be around you guys." 

Kanan nodded her head along to what Ruby was saying. 

"Well, maybe not weird, but you should watch these people around you. A lot of them might try to have sex with you. Don't want you getting traumatized now." 

They both laughed again, but Ruby stopped, taking a moment to stare at Kanan in a certain way. It sent a weird shiver down the older girl's spine and she scooted away a bit. 

"I'm sure I won't be traumatized, but I'm not sure. How about you stick around with me this week and make sure I don't?" 

She smirked and Kanan immediately blushed. This wasn't appropriate, allowed, or even legal, but that didn't stop her from nodding her head. 


Eli, for the most part, slept during their journey to camp. This was probably for the best considering most of her girls were chugging beers. Nozomi of course didn't do anything to stop them, mostly because they don't listen anyway. She just hoped Eli wouldn't get in trouble for all the idiots she was in charge of. When the bus came to a harsh stop, Eli instantly woke up and looked at her surroundings, letting herself smile brightly once she saw Nozomi right next to her. Her fiance returned the smile and got up, tugging her lover along. 

"We're going to check in with the Senior Camp Supervisor, so go ahead and unload but make sure to stay by the bus. Eli and I need to get the cabin arrangements and such." 

Before Eli followed Nozomi out, she turned around and glared at everyone. 

"If you have beer, make sure to fucking hide it! There's more to this camp than I have to tell you guys! We'll have our final meeting later!" With that, she ran off with her fiance. 

Everyone looked at each other and reluctantly got up from their seats, the sounds of beer cans clanging and crushing filling the bus as they walked out. It wasn't a pleasing sound or sight for those new to the sorority, but Hanamaru and Ruby found it almost comical. Those movies about college were somewhat real and it amazed both of them. 

Kanan stepped off the bus then quickly turned around when she heard a squeak. Ruby had slipped on a half opened beer can and nearly fell down the bus stairs. Good thing she managed to catch the younger girl, offering a reassuring smile to her. 

"Yeah, if you think of attending our college next year... You're going to have to deal with lots of empty beer cans around the sorority and fraternity houses." 

"Well if you're still around, then I'll just have you catch me whenever I fall." She chuckled and Kanan couldn't help but blush. 


Kanan looked up and locked eyes with Dia.

There was no mistaking that Dia seemed a little ticked off by the way Kanan was carrying Ruby. Within seconds, she set the girl down on her feet and awkwardly smiled at Dia. 

"She slipped on a beer can and I helped her Dia, nothing weird is going on between us. so don't get the wrong idea. We're cool now! Why would I want to ruin that?" 

There were no more words exchanged between them. All Dia did was glare at her then go to her sister. That's when Kanan knew that any truce they had between them was now broken. She sighed and went to retrieve her things from the storage area. 


Nozomi raised a brow when she noticed a bunch of people eyeing Eli. What had her fiance done? It had literally only been 20 minutes since they got here. There was no way Eli could've gotten into trouble. She frowned and grabbed the girl's hand, a little bit of her possessiveness coming through. Eli didn't mind and held her future wife's hand with a smile. 

"Why's everyone looking at you? Did you do something wrong before coming here?" 

Eli laughed and shook her head. For once in her life, she hadn't started trouble. She was just... very well known around this camp from previous years. So well known, in fact, that people started to come up to her. 

"Eli?! As in the Eli Ayase?! The most notorious record breaker for this camp's..." The person lowered their voice for their next words. "Cum Olympics! Are you going to participate this year and beat the current champion?" 

Nozomi was not thrilled about something called the 'Cum Olympics' that Eli had apparently won. Was this the only reason why she wanted to come to this summer camp? Was it even legit? Were they even going to get actual community service hours? Nozomi sighed and crossed her arms, sending a death glare towards Eli. Luckily, Eli shooed away the random teenager and gave a nervous smile to Nozomi. 

"Cum Olympics? Care to enlighten me on this game that you set a record in?" 

"Y'know... I would tell you, but I have to tell the girls about it anyways so you can find out then. Don't get all mad at me! All that matters is that we're here, together, and getting community service hours done." 

Nozomi rolled her eyes and walked faster, leaving her fiance behind her. There were just some things that Eli could always be so childish about. She went straight to her girls and rounded them up before going off somewhere else, away from her idiot of a fiancé and her goons. Meanwhile, Eli watched her walk away and felt herself become a little disappointed. She personally thought that Nozomi wouldn’t really care, although her fiancé was always full of surprises. 

Eli shrugged it off and decided to deal with her later. There really wasn't much she could do while Nozomi was mad. She pushed the thought away and made her way to her girls, greeting them with a bright smile. Sadly, none of the girls seemed to look all that thrilled. Some actually already looked drunk and Eli was wondering how they even enrolled into college. 

"Well, now that we're all nice and comfy, I'm going to assign you guys to your cabins here. Now it's not like your usual summer camp. Unlike others, this one is strictly for teenagers. So you won’t be needing to stay in the same cabin as your campers. They'll actually be in the cabin next to you and you'll be able to check up on them at anytime. Now, let's get this all sorted out! You'll be put into pairs! Camp Counselor cabins are tiny, so you guys better get comfortable!" 

She looked down at her clipboard and wrote down a few things before speaking once more. 

"Since we have a very uneven amount of campers, Kanan will be rooming with someone else for the week. I don't know who it is, but the camp took care of it." 

Eli lifted her eyes from the clipboard and handed a small bag over to Kanan. 

"This contains your cabin number and camp counselor name tag. Go ahead and get yourself settled in, but meet at cabin A21 after dinner for a meeting. That goes for the rest of you, people! Now let me assign the rest of you guys!" 

She went all around and began giving each pair their bag. Maki and Rin, Yoshiko and Dia, then last but not least, herself and Umi. You could tell there was no happiness on Umi's face as she found out Eli would be close and personal this week, especially since she already knew the type of thing that went on when Eli goes to a summer camp. She sighed and picked up her luggage before bumping into Rin with her shoulder. 

"Nya! What?" 

"Can I have a wine cooler? Actually, can I have a whole pack? I'm not sure I'll be able to survive with Eli that close to me. I'll only be able to tolerate her when I'm drunk." 

"Hmm... yeah, sure, but you're sneaking out with me later once we run out of alcohol." Rin opened up her bag and pulled out a small box for her friend. 

"Get me drunk enough and I'll do whatever the fuck you want me to do. See you later, Rin." 

She took the box and went straight to Eli's side, sighing as they began to walk. There were no words exchanged between them, which Umi was more than fine with. If anything she knew Eli might bring up what happened this morning and she really didn't want to talk about it. The image was already drilled into her head forever and it would never leave. She glanced around the summer camp as they walked and smiled. It honestly didn't seem all that bad; people were playing games and swimming. You know, regular things you would do at a summer camp. It wasn't going to be so bad staying here for a week. 

Eli opened the cabin door and Umi was reminded of who she was going to spend the week with. She wanted to throw a tantrum, she really did, but luckily, Umi knew how to relax. The younger girl set her stuff down and cracked open a drink. She chugged it quickly, desperately hoping it would get her drunk despite its low alcohol content. Right when she opened another one, their cabin door was thrown open. Umi nearly dropped her drink and laughed nervously at the person who entered. 

"Eli and Umi! Long time no see!" 

Mari said rather loudly and pulled the two girls into a tight hug. The two awkwardly side glanced at each other before hugging Mari back. They were a little confused as to why she was at the summer camp. Eli thought it was for the fun they usually had or because Dia was there. Although, she wasn't sure if they were even still together. A lot of shit tended to happen between them yet they ended up always staying with one another. 

"So, Mari! Great to see you! Why exactly are you here? Last time I checked, you weren't very fond of summer camp." 

Eli said while opening up her suitcase and taking everything out. 

"I'm not a big fan of summer camp at all! There's always bugs biting you and sunburns, but I remember you told me that this is the best party summer camp, so I wanted to give it a try. Getting fucked by the lake isn't such a bad idea, actually." She chuckled and everyone in the room rolled their eyes.

"Anyways, when I was signing up, Honoka and her sister signed up, then when Alisa heard that Yukiho was coming, she also signed up. She actually wasn't going to come back, but well... she did! Now there's you, me, Umi, Honoka, Alisa, and Yukiho, so that makes it 6 Ayase cousins here." 

Hearing that a big portion of Umi's family was at this camp made her groan. Just when she thought things were going to absolute shit with Eli, Mari had to come in and more trouble. She lifted the drink to her lips and chugged it down, wishing it would do something to fix this storm that was headed her way. 

"Great, my shithead of a sister is here... Wait, you said she signed up again because Yukiho is coming? Ew, are they still fucking?" 

"From what I heard from my mom, yep! And they have no shame about it." 

Umi gave the two a very crazed look and began to question everything. 

"Woah, woah, wait! There's incest in our family? Honoka is our cousin! Ugh, we're white trailer trash for sure!" 

Eli rolled her eyes and turned to Umi. 

"Calm your shit, Umi. Honoka and Yukiho aren't our blood relatives. They actually don't even have Ayase anywhere in their last name. Their mother just married our uncle, but that doesn't really excuse my sister's weird sexual adventures she has with Yukiho." 

Umi gagged in her mouth and opened another bottle, trying to drown her sorrows in alcohol yet again. 

"Anyways, I've already seen Yukiho and you guys. I'm not sure where Honks is, actually. Her sister said she disappeared real quick once we got here. Keep an eye out for her. She's a counselor this year, so it's probably not that hard to find her. Now, I’ll be on my merry way! Gotta go say hi to Dia and rack up some points!"

Eli looked at Umi and chuckled, grabbing the bottle from her cousin’s mouth. She tossed it out the window and grabbed her backpack. 

“First off, you’re not going to get anywhere on Rin’s weak ass alcohol. Second, you can get drunk later! We need to get things ready for tonight!” She pulled out a bottle of vodka and settled it on a nearby stand. 

Umi looked at between Eli then the bottle, contemplating if she should listen to her cousin on not drinking. When was the last time she ever listened to her? She grabbed the bottle from Eli’s nightstand and took a couple gulps from it. Umi sighed and stumbled a bit before grabbing onto Eli. 

“Well, at least this way you actually listen and pay attention a lot easier.” 


“Wow, so there’s a whole underground sex game that they play here? Gosh, people make up the weirdest things to do during summer camp. No wonder Eli chose to come here. She’s probably been playing this game since she was in her teens.” Nozomi sighed and shook her head in disappointment. 

“Eli? Oh yeah, she started playing it at like 14. Even banged one of the counselors! She’s like a legend here! Anyways, how about you and I score some points together?”

Nozomi rolled her eyes at the hormonal teenage boy and pushed him away. She had a feeling that there would be a lot of rejected teenage boys this summer. 

“Sorry acne face, I’m engaged and even have a child. If you don’t want me to send my fiancé after you then back the fuck off.”

The boy flinched at Nozomi’s tone of voice and ran away, not turning back. She smirked, amazed that she had this effect on others still despite being a mother. Actually, maybe being a mother made this power even stronger. Whatever it was, Nozomi was going to use it to her advantage. She began walking back to her cabin and slammed the door open, looking at Kotori. 

“So my idiot of a fiancé decided to take us to a weird summer camp where the campers and counselors have a sex game going on where they give points for multiple different sexual acts. She also forgot to mention that she is like some legendary champion for this competition. You can leave if you want. I’ll forge your community service papers.”

Nozomi plopped down on her bed and groaned loudly, wondering how Eli tricked her into going to this camp. She should’ve done more research on it, even if the sex game was more of a secret thing ran by the campers and counselors. Kotori looked over at her president and offered a sad smile. She got up and patted Nozomi’s shoulder and gave her an awkward hug while laying down.

“Hey don’t beat yourself up over this. You didn’t know that this would happen. I’m sure this little game wont even affect our week here at camp, so just calm down about this and don’t worry. Us girls are going too have fun, alright?”

Nozomi sat up and sighed, feeling a newfound feeling of faith. She looked at Kotori and returned the soft yet sad smile. 

“Sorry for overreacting. I’m just panicking a lot and the fact that I don’t have my baby with me is also adding stress onto the load. I really miss Noeli. I don’t think I’ll be able to last a whole week away from her.” She looked down at her hands and pouted. 

“You’re going to be fine! You deserve this week away from your little girl. You’ve been completely entrapped with your baby. Just take these few days to relax and have some fun, then you can go home and become mommy again.”

Kotori pushed back Nozomi’s bangs and got up from the bed. She smiled at her friend and forced her off the bed. 

“Let’s get to the food hall. Gotta get this dinner out of the way and start our week!” 


“Ah, hello girls. I’m glad that we’re all gathered here. Now I know I said we were going to have the meeting after dinner, but I’d rather do it now, since I know you fuck asses aren’t going to show up.”

Eli slammed a paper down onto the table where all her members sat and smirked before opening it up. She pointed to it and began to speak. 

“There is a special game that is played here that you guys may already know, it is called the Cum Olympics. I’ll go into more depth, since some of the other campers here don’t really explain it well. It’s a week long competition that happens once a year during this summer camp and luckily, I planned our visit just in time for it.” She slid her finger down to the rules category. 

“Rules! There aren’t many rules except for like two! If you’re a counselor, you do not make any sexual contact with the campers, or else you’ll be immediately disqualified if you’re caught. The other rule is absolutely NO drugging the other person to make them go along with whatever you’re doing. Now, let’s get to the actual stuff. There will be a scorekeeper that needs you to report to them what you have done. You need to give them some pictures or video proof that you did something. Don’t worry, it’s not going to be saved. All evidence will be destroyed once your points are recorded. How many points your sexual act will be worth is up to the scorekeeper, so I can’t really tell you guys what nets the big points.” She rolled up the paper and shoved it back into her pocket. 

“Each night there’s a party, separated between the campers and counselors. There used to be one winner, but now there are two winners; one camper and one counselor. Kinda boring if you ask me, but whatever. That concludes the meeting. The actual competition starts at midnight, so have fun, be safe, and good luck trying to beat me! I’m a champion!”

Eli laughed and turned around, colliding with a smaller body. She groaned and took a step back to see who the hell she slammed into. 

“Oh look, it’s mini no good Ayase. Come on Alisa, why the fuck are you bugging me? You know I really don’t like speaking to your fucking ass. I’m still mad about you for shutting down my party, you shithead.” She growls. 

Alisa rolled her eyes at Eli and took a step back. 

“Hello, big shit for brains, I’m assuming you think you’re going to win this year’s Cum Olympics.”

“Think? Hah! Come on, little shit. You know that I’m going to win these games. I’ve won every year since I was 14 years old, and now I’m back and ready to go. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to find my fiancé and start off these games with a bang!” She began walking, but Alisa pressed a hand into her chest. 

“No, you’re not.” Alisa smirked. “Remember my first year here? When you banned me from the fucking games because you felt like it? And because you had the authority to do so because you were the champion? Well guess what, shithead? I’ve been the champion ever since you left the camp and I’m banning you from this year’s games.” 

“What? WHAT?!” Eli grabbed Alisa’s shirt and lifted her off the ground. “You’re only doing this because you know I’ll beat you! This is unfair!” She growled and looked around her, noticing that everyone was staring. Eli dropped her little sister and crossed her arms. “You know what? This is fine, I don’t need to be allowed to play this game! You know why? My girls can join the competition as a team and kick your ass! Don’t believe me? Check the books! I made them and they are considered valid! They’re going to win in my honor while your little stupid ass goes and fucks your cousin!”

There was a gasp from the people around them. Eli groaned and looked at everyone. 

“Cousin by marriage! There’s no blood relation! Anyways, to continue my rant! Alisa, you’re not going to win this competition at all! Because Alpha Sigma Delta is going to win the Cum Olympics!” 

Alisa looked at her sister and smirked. 

“Let the games begin, big sister.”