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Metamorphic to Chop-Chop:

 

Metamorphic:

So I have a crazy idea but basically I need help sneaking two garbage bags full of boxes into my room.

 

Chop-Chop:

And you're asking me because?

 

Metamorphic:

You're strong and have the ability to keep a secret

Please???

 

Chop-Chop:

*sighs* I suppose it'd be ‘unmanly’ to say no.

 

 

Metamorphic:

Thanks so much man! I owe you one!!

 

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Queen:

Hey Kiri~

 

Metamorphic:

Should I be scared?

 

Queen:

No

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Yes

 

Queen:

Rude!

Anyways before I was so rudely interrupted ///

What's in the bag~?

 

Metamorphic:

A big heap of nunya

 

Queen:

Oh come on~

It's pointy

Why do you need two big bags of pointy?

 

Metamorphic:

Wouldn't you like to know~

 

Pkachu:

Yes we would

Tell us

Tell us

T E L L U S

 

Queen:

T

E

L

L

 

Thermostat:

Tell.

 

Metamorphic:

Not you too??

Mido come get your man

 

Mini-Might:

I'm sure if he wanted to tell us he would!

Completely off topic but

Do you think Aizawa would let us put up a Christmas tree?

Like a live one?

 

Screw Gravity:

My dad's friend has a tree farm!

We should all go!

 

Insomnia:

Do you want me to ask?

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Fuck no.

We're not having a live tree.

Those things suck.

 

Mini-Might:

We'll let you blow it up after we’re done with it

 

Zoom:

Midoriya! That would be unsafe!

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Fuck yeah let's do it

 

Invisibitch:

Okay Hear me out

 

Queen:

Listening

 

Invisibitch:

Post-christmas bonfire

 

Pandora:

No! Think of the carbon emissions

 

Insomnia:

Okay but

Fuck carbon

We’re all gonna die anyway

 

Mini-Might:

That's the spirit!

Did you ask?

 

Pandora:

I'm very concerned

 

Insomnia:

No hold on

 

Insomnia has added Let Me Sleep to the chat

 

Insomnia:

Father

We request a live tree

 

Let Me Sleep:

First, don't call me that

Second, why?

 

Mini-Might:

For Christmas!

 

Let Me Sleep:

Oh God how many of you are in here

 

Wanna Kermit:

All of us

Kero

 

Let Me Sleep:

Fine. Whatever.

If you guys can pay for and set up a tree I won't stop you.

But any mess made is your responsibility

 

Pikachu:

Even the sap?

 

Let Me Sleep:

Especially the sap.

Goodnight. Don't wake me unless someone is dying

 

Let Me Sleep has left the chat

 

Zoom:

I suppose since we have permission.

How are we getting to this tree farm?

 

Kissing The Night:

I can drive

 

Queen:

Shotgun!

 

Invisibitch:

Bitch!

 

Zoom:

Language! That was uncalled for.

 

Invisibitch:

But I wanna ride bitch :(

 

Pandora:

I think we're all forgetting that we don't have access to a car

 

Hot Topic:

Says who? My dad's got a van

 

Pandora:

A van that can hold twenty people?

 

Hot Topic:

…..

No.

Let me make some phone calls

 

Pikachu:

Oof Pulling out the band connections for a tree

 

The Night:

I for one, am excited by this turn of events

 

Kissing The Night:

"What a mad banquet of darkness.”

 

The Night:

….

How dare you.

Who gave you the right??

 

Kissing The Night:

Dark shadow

We talk when you're asleep

 

The Night:

…..

Well then.

 

Hot Topic:

Okay so I called some people

 

Queen:

And???

 

Hot Topic:

Good news is I've acquired a bus

 

Mini-Might:

Bad news??

 

Hot Topic:

We need an adult to drive it.

A real honest to goodness adult.

 

Kami:

As opposed to what? A fake adult?

 

Hot Topic:

Listen here you little shit

 

Thermostat:

Izuku

 

Mini-Might:

What?

 

Thermostat:

You know what you need to do

 

Mini-Might:

No I really don't?

 

Insomnia:

Call your dad.

 

Ser-yo:

I'm late to the party but call your dad!

Who’s your dad?

 

Mini-Might:

HE IS NOT MY DAD

SHOUTO WHAT DID YOU DO

 

Insomnia:

He explained the irrefutable evidence that you are, in fact, All-Might's son.

 

Thermostat:

I am not sorry.

You are his son.

There is no other explanation.

 

Mini-Might:

Just for that I'm not calling him.

 

Invisibitch:

Please???

 

Queen:

You started this in the first place????

You kind of have to????

 

Screw Gravity:

Come on Deku!

Call your dad!!

 

Mini-Might:

Sgckdjfy

He's not my dad

But hold on

 

Pikachu:

Yes!

 

Queen:

While we wait can we talk about Aizawa going to sleep at noon?

 

Insomnia:

No.

 

Invisibitch:

It's not the weirdest thing we've seen him do tho

He has a gel packet stash in his desk.

 

Ser-yo:

You're ignoring the fact that he has blankets in multiple ceiling tiles around the school??

 

Mini-Might:

Eternal mood

 

Hot Topic:

!!!!

 

Thermostat:

What did your dad say?

 

Mini-Might:

He's not my dad

 

Queen:

Doesn't matter did he say yes?

 

Mini-Might:

Oh yeah!

He'll drive us

He thinks it's a good bonding exercise

 

Sugar Sugar:

You know I'd love to join

But I /just/ put some fruitcake in the oven

 

Chop-Chop:

Eww

 

Mini-Might:

Seconded

 

Sugar Sugar:

….

I'm disowning all of you.

 

Thermostat:

Can you teach Endeavor to do that?

 

Sugar Sugar:

Bake fruitcake?

I'd be honored!

 

Thermostat:

No Disown me.

What's fruit cake?

 

Pikachu:

Personal question but

Why the fuck do we hate the current number one hero?

 

Thermostat:

No comment.

 

Mini-Might:

Because fuck him that's why.

Dad says he's ready when we are

WAIT

SHIT

 

Thermostat:

I KNEW IT

 

Insomnia:

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

 

Mini-Might:

I'm never gonna live this down am I?

 

Queen:

Absolutely not

 

Mini-Might:

┻━┻ミ\(≧ロ≦\)

 

Screw Gravity:

Let's go get a tree!

 

Invisibitch:

WOOP WOOP!

 

~On the bus~

 

Pikachu:

How far away is this tree farm?

 

Hot Topic:

Uraraka is literally in front of you

Ask

 

Screw Gravity:

Don't worry! We're almost there!!

 

Queen:

So like

How does Jirou have access to such a nice bus??

This is better than the one we took to the training camp

 

Hot Topic:

Magic (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

Pikachu:

Her dad owns a record label

 

Hot Topic:

Excuse you.

It's magic.

 

Invisibitch:

That's so cool!

So wait

Whose bus is this

 

Hot Topic:

Mine now.

 

Pikachu:

No but really

Whose bus is this

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Can you not fucking read?

It's hers.

 

Hot Topic:

Thank you.

 

~

 

Animu:

Hey my anxiety is being really mean right now

Can I contribute to the conversation here in chat?

Thanks ^^

We can't get this tree

Because there's a nest in the top!

Yes I know it's winter.

Baby birds = bird poop

We should get this one It's sturdy and healthy

Yes I'm sure

It looks so sad because it doesn't have water

If we give it water it'll show it's full tree-potential

 

Insomnia:

We’re getting this one purely for the phrase “tree-potential”

Also I didn't say earlier but I get it, Anxiety is a bitch

 

~

 

Ser-yo:

And you're sure these people won't mind their bus smelling like tree?

 

Mini-Might:

Well it's not like we could have strapped it down

 

Insomnia:

I volunteered to strap myself to the tree but nooooo

 

Pandora:

Not only no

Hell no

 

Sugar Sugar:

You guys headed back?

 

Screw Gravity:

Yeporuni!

 

Sugar Sugar:

Stupid question

 

Queen:

Stupid answer

 

Sugar Sugar:

Why didn't you use Sero's tape to secure the tree

 

Animu:

Because that's rude

(ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Oh my God

Shut the fuck up

It wouldn't have hurt the tree

 

Animu:

Maybe not on the outside

 

Screw Gravity:

We’re almost back to the dorm

Sero can you use your tape to keep the tree from floating away while we carry it inside?

 

Ser-yo:

If you're asking me to help you make a balloon out of a live tree the answer is yes

 

Zoom:

Midoriya

 

Mini-Might:

Yeessss?

 

Zoom:

How are we decorating the tree?

 

Thermostat:

WE GET TO DECORATE THE TREE????

 

Queen:

Yes?

How did you not know that?

 

Thermostat:

…..

No comment.

 

Invisibitch:

Understood, carry on

 

Pandora:

I just automatically assumed I had to make the decorations

I've been studying ornaments since we left

I'm not making lights tho

Too much effort.

 

Hot Topic:

I've got lights

 

Metamorphic:

Wait why

 

Hot Topic:

Nunya

 

Pikachu:

They make her feel at home

 

Hot Topic:

I'm gonna kill him.

 

Pandora:

Not allowed.

 

Hot Topic:

I'm going to maim him?

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Can I help?

 

Hot Topic:

This is personal but after I'm done with him he’s all yours

 

Mini-Might:

Yo when did Kachan become friends with Jirou?

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

WE’RE NOT FRIENDS

 

Hot Topic:

When he took my side on the bus

I was reciprocating his toleration

 

Animu:

Oh hey!

Before we start setting the tree up thanks for including me in all this ^^

 

Screw Gravity:

Of course???

How else would we have known to keep the nest tree from being sold

 

Animu:

If this is my purpose in life then so be it

 

~

 

Twink(le):

You know what my purpose is~~~

 

Queen:

What?

 

Twink(le):

A secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Queen:

Never use that again

 

Invisibitch:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Mini-Might:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Thermostat:

Izuku how do I do that

Thank you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

I hate this fucking family

 

Wanna Kermit:

This just in

Bakugo admits he is part of our family

This story and more at 8

Kero

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

~I will fucking destroy your bloodline you fucking bitch~

 

Zoom:

Bakugo!

 

Mini-Might:

Iida it's a meme

 

Thermostat:

It is?

 

Mini-Might:

Shouto I'm very sorry for this but

Class meeting in the common room this boi needs some meme education

We’re starting with vine

 

Pikachu:

I'll bring the mountain dew!

 

Pandora:

Can I bring twizzlers?

 

Mini-Might:

Neither of those are Christmas foods but okay Ig

 

Lord Explosion Murder:

Twizzlers suck.

Just eat regular fucking licorice

 

Invisibitch:

Shun the non-believer

 

Zoom:

Please keep the gathering school appropriate!

I will be catching up on some reading!

 

Mini-Might:

What no!

Everyone has to come

Except Kouda

 

Animu:

Thanks!

I think I'll be okay this time though I'll leave if the noise gets to be too much

 

Mini-Might:

Pleeeaaase Iida?

 

Zoom:

I can't even see you but I can feel your puppy eyes

 

Twink(le):

You can't say no~

Our cinnamon roll demands it It will be so