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I had a really great time last night. Would love to go on another date sometime. Let me know when you’re free.

Magnus

Who is this????? I do not remember going on a date last night. Is this a prank. Ragnor this is not funny!!!!

Unknown Number

Who is Ragnor? Sorry, wrong number. I had a blind date last night and thought it went really well. This is the number he gave me.

Magnus

Ahh no worries. I get a lot of people trying to contact me on this number.

Unknown Number

Work number?

Magnus

Yes.

Unknown Number

What do you do that you need a work number for.

Sorry if this is intrusive. I’m a teacher if you were wondering.

Magnus

Not at all. I’m an open book.

I work as a fashion consultant on movies and TV, making sure the costumes are historically accurate.

 

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Magnus

Hello, are you there??

Did I scare you off??

Alec

Sorry, had a class to teach. And I just realised I don’t know your name. I’m Alexander but everyone calls me Alec.

Magnus

Nice to meet you Alexander. I’m Magnus Bane.

Shaping the young minds of the future.

Alec

Something like that.

Magnus

Not young children.

Alec

College kids. Not many were interested in today’s topic.

Magnus

Tell me more. Tell me more.

Alec

Is that a Grease reference.

Magnus

OMG, you recognized it

Alec

It’s my sister’s favorite movie. She made me watch it at least once a month.

Magnus

Not many people like my movie references.

Alec

I am a big movie lover.

Magnus

I have to go.

Alec

Am I boring you?

Magnus

Not at all. I have to go grocery shopping. I have friends coming round in an hour and nothing to cook.

Alec

I’m glad I’m not boring you. You’re really easy to talk to.

Magnus

I am. Most people don’t like my personality, they say I’m too OTT.

Alec

You don’t seem like it to me.

Magnus

Why thank you darling, but I know I can be a bit OTT.

Alec

If they don’t like you for who you are, they’re not worth your time.

Magnus

Exactly!! See you get me, and you’ve only known me for a few hours.

Alec

It’s a mentality I apply to my everyday life, ever since I came out.

Magnus

Good for you. You shouldn’t give a shit to what others think about you. I don’t care if people think I’m crazy, I dress for me. If I want to wear women’s clothes, I can.

Alec

Wait, you wear women’s clothes.

Magnus

Of course, they have some really cute clothes, though the pockets are awful. I see people silently judging me for being me. They don’t know me and my killer fashion sense. I hate gender norms for clothes.

Alec

You should be able to wear what you want, whether it’s designed for girls, boys or unisex. Like converse. I love my converse.

Magnus

Shoes, my favorite item. I love Jimmy Choo’s. I don’t see why men can’t wear heels. They used to. I never go a day without them.

Cfhkpn#fkcph

Alec

Magnus?

Magnus

Sorry my friends have just arrived and I never made it to the shop.

Alec

I think I’ve been monopolizing your time.

Magnus

Don’t worry, I’ve really enjoyed talking to you.

Alec

So have I.

Enjoy the evening with your friends. Talk to you later.

Magnus

Laters darling.

 

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Alec

Izzy

Izzy!!

IZZY!

Izzy

Where’s the fire

Alec

You weren’t replying

Izzy

I was working.

Alec

I have an emergency

Izzy

Your apartment is on fire

Alec

No

Izzy

Jace is annoying you.

Alec

No

Izzy

 You’ve just had amazing sex and now you’re scared

Alec

What, no. My blind date gave me the wrong number when I asked for his.

Izzy

So not an emergency. You had me worried.

Alec

The number he gave me was for a fashion consultant. Magnus Bane.

Izzy

The Magnus Bane.

Alec

You’ve heard of him.

Izzy

He’s the best fashion consultant on the East Coast. He’s worked with Beyonce and Lady Gaga, not to mention he appeared on What not to Wear. The man is a genius.

Wait how do you know it was Magnus’s number.

Alec

Who?

He told me. We got talking.

Izzy

You were talking to Magnus Bane.

Alec

Yes, is that so hard to believe.

Izzy

I have to tell the others.

Alec

We agreed to talk later, whatever that means.

Izzy

He wants to get to know you better, otherwise he would have ignored you.

Alec

He was the one to text me first after we established it was a wrong number.

Izzy

OMG!! I’m on my way over, we have to talk about this more.

Alec

Izzy no. I’m busy marking.

Izzy

See you soon big brother.

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Magnus

Ragnor are you playing a prank on me?

Ragnor

What, no!

Magnus

I just got a text from someone asking me on another date.

They sound so adorable.

Ragnor

You find everything adorable.

Magnus

So true.

 

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Magnus

I think I might have scared him off.

Ragnor

You scare a lot of people with your loud personality.

Magnus

I do not! How dare you say that about me.

Ragnor

Maybe he’s just busy, not everyone wants to talk to you all the time.

Magnus

Oh, he’s just responded.

He was teaching.

Ragnor

See you didn’t scare him off, he was just busy.

Not everyone works the few hours you do.

Magnus

How dare you. I work very hard.

You only see what you want to see, cabbage.

Ragnor

How many times have I told you to stop calling me cabbage.

Magnus

I will stop calling you cabbage when you are no longer insulted by it.

Ragnor

I hate you

Magnus

No you don’t

Ragnor

You’re right. I love you.

Magnus

I love you too. 😊

Ragnor

I hate emoji’s.

 

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Magnus

I met the cutest guy ever.

Cat

What, where, when?

You think a lot of guys are cute.

Magnus

He was so cute. Haven’t seen a picture though.

Cat

How do you know he was cute if you haven’t seen a picture.

Magnus

He sounded cute.

Cat

You always seem to fall for the cute ones.

Magnus

You know me Cat.

My place Friday night.

My treat. We can talk boys and do our nails.

Cat

Sounds perfect. I’ll bring the wine.

Magnus

It better be a good one. You brought a disgusting one last time.

Cat

Ragnor made me do it.

Magnus

That’s no excuse.

 

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Alec

Hey

Magnus

Hey cutie.

Alec

Whats with all the pet names. You kept calling me darling the other day.

Magnus

I give everyone pet names.

Ragnor is my green cabbage and Caterina is Cat.

Alec

How’s work today?

Magnus

Luckily today is my day off. I’m just doing some retail therapy.

Alec

I hate shopping

Magnus

How dare you hate shopping? It is one of my favourite pastimes.

Alec

I just grab what I need and go. Izzy sometimes makes me carry her bags.

Magnus

Maybe you just need the right shopping partner.

Alec

Maybe I do.