God: Ash Ketchum / Satoshi
Save the turtles: Lana
H e a t: Kiawe
Jesus: Gary / Shigeru
Protect the starfish: Misty
Prof. Kukui: Kukui
I miss INKAY: James
Beauty itself: Jessie
UwU Kanto Friends
Jesus: Ash Ketchum
Jesus: SATOSHI I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH PAPERCUTS
Rocks: What did he do this time?
Jesus: Mm I forgot
Jesus: I just felt like he needed to be threatened
God: w h y
God: i'm in Alola and it's like 3 am shut uppp
Protect the starfish: First of all, why are you awake??????
Protect the starfish: And second of all
Protect the Starfish: weren't you supposed to come back from Alola last week
God: oh did I not tell you guys?
God: im staying in Alola
Jesus: You already met the Legendary Pokemon?
God: yeah lol the first day I was here
God: Tapu Koko stole my hat :/
Protect the Starfish: Only you Ash,
Protect the Starfish: O n l y y o u
Rocks: So you're starting a journey there?
Rocks: I thought Alola didn't have a league
God: that's bc
God: it doesn't
Jesus: Then why are you even there
God: they have a pokemon school here!!!!!
God: and it's so coooool like you wouldn't even bELIEEVEEEE
God: and there's also this weird thing called the island trial
God: kinda forgot what it was but I get to battle people or smth so idc
Protect the Starfish: How are you going to school somewhere you don't even live?
God: i'm somebody's ward now
Jesus: yOU'RE A WHAT
Protect the Starfish: You mean to tell me
Protect the Starfish: That you,
Protect the Starfish: Satoshi Ash Ketchum
Protect the Starfish: Are being supervised
Protect the Starfish: In a house
Protect the Starfish: By an adult????????????
God: yus ik i was surprised too
God: but professor kukui is reeeeally nice I like it here
Jesus: Oh my gosh you guys
Jesus: Can you believe it?
Jesus: He no longer has the ABILITY to randomly throw himself into danger
Jesus: At least without consequence
God: i've already thrown myself off a cliff
Brock: Ash, no
Jesus: He should've been allowed to fall to his death
God: Tapu Koko saved me tho ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Protect the Starfish: Never EVER use that face again,
Protect the Starfish: Also stop trying to die
Protect the Starfish: Is Team Rocket already there?
Protect the Starfish: Then it looks like you've fully moved in
I miss INKAY: should we be offended or
Beauty itself: I think we should be
God has smited Team Rocket
Jesus: They've blasted off again
Rocks: That's like the seventeenth time they've done that how in the w o r LD
Protect the Starfish: let them stay next time
Protect the Starfish: see how it goes
Jesus: Wait Satoshi wth go to bed
Jesus: You have to go to school riiiighhhhht?
God: i did NOT go to SCHOOL for yOu to mAke FUN of me for it
Rocks: Ok ok but Ash go to bed fr
God: fine fine gnite guys
Jesus: Tell us all about your day when you finish class!
God: shut uuuuUUUUPPP
Protect the Starfish: Night, Ash