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Usernames:

God: Ash Ketchum / Satoshi

Meadow: Mallow

Save the turtles: Lana

Lillie: Lillie

Sopht: Sophecles

H e a t: Kiawe

emo: Gladion

RotomDex: Rotom

Jesus: Gary / Shigeru

Rock: Brock

Protect the starfish: Misty

Prof. Kukui: Kukui

Burnet: Burnet

I miss INKAY: James

Beauty itself: Jessie

 


 

 

UwU Kanto Friends

 

Jesus: Ash

 

Jesus: Ash Ketchum

 

Jesus: SATOSHI I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH PAPERCUTS

 

Rocks: What did he do this time?

 

Jesus: Mm I forgot

 

Jesus: I just felt like he needed to be threatened

 

God: w h y

 

God: i'm in Alola and it's like 3 am shut uppp

 

Protect the starfish: First of all, why are you awake??????

 

Protect the starfish: And second of all

 

Protect the Starfish: weren't you supposed to come back from Alola last week

 

God: oh did I not tell you guys?

 

Rocks: ?

 

God: im staying in Alola

 

Jesus: You already met the Legendary Pokemon?

 

God: yeah lol the first day I was here

 

God: Tapu Koko stole my hat :/

 

Protect the Starfish: Only you Ash,

 

Protect the Starfish: O n l y  y o u

 

Rocks: So you're starting a journey there?

 

Rocks: I thought Alola didn't have a league

 

God: that's bc

 

God: it doesn't

 

Jesus: Then why are you even there

 

God: scchhhhHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Jesus: What

 

God: they have a pokemon school here!!!!!

 

God: and it's so coooool like you wouldn't even bELIEEVEEEE

 

God: and there's also this weird thing called the island trial

 

God: kinda forgot what it was but I get to battle people or smth so idc

 

Protect the Starfish: How are you going to school somewhere you don't even live?

 

God: i'm somebody's ward now

 

Jesus: yOU'RE A WHAT

 

Protect the Starfish: You mean to tell me

 

Protect the Starfish: That you,

 

Protect the Starfish: Satoshi Ash Ketchum

 

Protect the Starfish: Are being supervised

 

Protect the Starfish: In a house

 

Protect the Starfish: By an adult????????????

 

God: yus ik i was surprised too

 

God: but professor kukui is reeeeally nice I like it here

 

Jesus: Oh my gosh you guys

 

Jesus: Can you believe it?

 

Jesus: He no longer has the ABILITY to randomly throw himself into danger

 

Jesus: At least without consequence

 

God: i've already thrown myself off a cliff 

 

Brock: Ash, no

 

Jesus: He should've been allowed to fall to his death

 

God: rude

 

God: Tapu Koko saved me tho ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Protect the Starfish: Never EVER use that face again,

 

Protect the Starfish: Also stop trying to die 

 

Protect the Starfish: Is Team Rocket already there?

 

God: yuh

 

Protect the Starfish: Then it looks like you've fully moved in

 

I miss INKAY: should we be offended or

 

Beauty itself: I think we should be

 

God has smited Team Rocket

 

Jesus: They've blasted off again

 

God: stop

 

Rocks: That's like the seventeenth time they've done that how in the w o r LD

 

Protect the Starfish: let them stay next time

 

Protect the Starfish: see how it goes

 

Jesus: Wait Satoshi wth go to bed 

 

Jesus: You have to go to school riiiighhhhht?

 

God: i did NOT go to SCHOOL for yOu to mAke FUN of me for it

 

Rocks: Ok ok but Ash go to bed fr

 

God: fine fine gnite guys

 

Jesus: Tell us all about your day when you finish class!

 

God: shut uuuuUUUUPPP

 

Protect the Starfish: Night, Ash