mido(bi)ya has added upupupandaway, gotta go fast, icythottticusprime, and 14 others to Class 1A Are Fuckig Gays
mido(bi)ya: I mean...
mido(bi)ya: yall can fucking leave if ur not having fun
upupupandaway: who the FUCK LET MIDO CUSS
rockhardabs: our pure boy has been tainted??? Whomst the fuck allowed this?
gotta go fast: Midoriya! Your language is quite unbecoming of a future hero!
gotta go fast: Who’s to blame for this???
dollarstorepikachu has changed rockhardabs name to rockharddabs
rockharddabs: ill allow it
lordexplosionmurder: WHO THE FUCK ADDED ME TO THIS STUPID ASS CHAT????
BlackButBetter: gee, wonder who midoriya could’ve gotten that foul language from?
lordexplosionmurder: SHUT THE FUCK UP
lordexplosionmurder: DEKU WAS IT YOUR STUPID ASS THAT ADDED ME?
mido(bi)ya: eat shit
mido(bi)ya has kicked lordexplosionmurder from Class 1A Are Fuckig Gays
(Can’t)WatchHerGooo: hello 911?
(Can’t)WatchHerGooo: I just witnessed a murder
ThatHardcoreAcid™: anyone else think midoriya doing the online equivalent of yeeting someone hot or is that just me?
ThatHardcoreAcid™: no? ok.
icythotticusprime: oh no it was
ThatHardcoreAcid™: HELL YEAH
icythotticusprime: you should see him actually throw someone
icythotticusprime: it’s how they say?
icythotticusprime: An Experience™
mido(bi)ya: abdafjdkjsdgjdjgn todoroki!
mido(bi)ya: the only person I’ve thrown is you during training?
icythotticusprime: An Experience™
(Can’t)WatchHerGooo: god I wish that were me
Darkness The Void: same
One of Them Is Wearing Pastel Shorts: same
dollarstorepikachu: midoriya even brought out the emos to the yard
Darkness The Void: ngl but…
Darkness The Void: I’d go outside to see that
BlackButBetter: god me too
BlackButBetter: I know I’m like…
BlackButBetter: A big Lesbian but hot DAMN
BlackButBetter: Babe look…I love you and I’m in lesbians with you…
BlackButBetter: It’s midoriya
BlackButBetter: and he can YEET just about anyone in this class without trying
Yaogaygay: you know what?
Yaogaygay: understandable have a nice day
dollarstoretapestry: even got the lesbians
dollarstoretapestry: midoriya how
upupupandaway: us lesbians have taste
I’mGonnaKermit: obviously, ribbit.
upupupandaway: ur so cute Tsuyu<3
dollarstorepikachu: so are we just gonna ignore that todorokis name is icythotticusprime or???
rockharddabs: yeah bro, what’s up with that?
icythotticusprime: I’m a raging homosexual
Darkness The Void: understandable have a nice day
dollarstorepikachu: I thought you were japanese?
Darkness The Void: everyday you stray farther from god’s light
Darkness The Void: and into the darkness of the pit where the soulless go
catchthese8hands: calm it down a bit
Darkness The Void: I know not of calm
Darkness The Void: my resting heart rate is panic
mido(bi)ya: god what a fucking mood
gotta go fast: I worry for you three sometimes
gotta go fast: This is one of those times.
mido(bi)ya: hey iida?
gotta go fast: Yes Midoriya?
dollarstorepikachu: did anyone know a walrus can suck the skin right off a seal?
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mido(bi)ya: anyone seen my boyfriend?
gotta go fast: He’s down in the common room last I saw Midoriya!
upupupandaway: yeah he’s down here
upupupandaway: sero and kaminari are helping him with the fire side of his quirk by having him pop popcorn bags
upupupandaway: it’s actually pretty impressive honestly
mido(bi)ya: not him
mido(bi)ya: my other boyfriend
ThatHardcoreAcid™: Ayyyyyyyyye midoriya get it!!!!!!
Darkness The Void: This is a surprise
catchthese8hands: who is it?
gotta go fast: I must say, I am rather curious.
One Of Them Is Wearing Pastel Shorts: That’s why you wanted two different cakes made.
upupupandaway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OTHER BOYFRIEND MIDORIYA
(Can’t)WatchHerGooo: wait, Satou made you cake?
icythotticusprime: I think he’s in his dorm room @mido(bi)ya
icythotticusprime: he said something about a headache earlier
mido(bi)ya: thanks shou <3
mido(bi)ya went offline
Yaogaygay: shou huh???
icythotticusprime has left the chat
dollarstorepikachu: why does midoriya get two cakes???
BlackButBetter: He’s midoriya
dollarstorepikachu: understandable have a nice day
icythotticusprime has joined Midoriya and His Plus Twos <3
icyhot boi: you okay toshi?
tired boi™: yeah
tired boi™: zukus here now so I'll probs take a nap and talk to you later.
icyhot boi: k
icyhot boi: hope you feel better<3
tired boi™: <3
icyhot boi: @marimo boi did you have to leave the class chat in flames?
marimo boi: it’s my tribute to you
marimo boi: also urakaka took my last pudding cup
marimo boi: this is pretty tame compared to what I actually wanted to do
icyhot boi: which was?
marimo boi: oh you don’t need to know
marimo boi: the least I can do is give you plausible deniability
icyhot boi: remind me not to get on your bad side
marimo boi: god ur so cute shou
marimo boi: thinking you could ever get on my bad side<3
icyhot boi: <3
Class 1A Are Fuckig Gays
rockharddabs: is anyone gonna change the chat name so it’s spelled correctly at least?
ThatHardcoreAcid™: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
mido(bi)ya: thank you mina<3
ThatHardcoreAcid™: np boo<3
dollarstorepikachu: I’m sensing something here
dollarstorepikachu: I don’t know what it is but I’m sensing it
BlackButBetter: it’s probably bakugou
BlackButBetter: he blew up one of the couches in the common room again after midoriya kicked him
BlackButBetter: seeing that is only funny from a distance and out of earshot
dollarstoretapestry: yeah jirous right
dollarstoretapestry: don’t be within earshot if ur gonna laugh
dollarstoretapestry: trust me
ThatHardcoreAcid™: he speaks from wisdom and firsthand experience
ThatHardcoreAcid™: like any true shaman of the mountain
dollarstoretapestry: thank you mina
dollarstoretapestry: someone that appreciates me
dollarstorepikachu: oh ok
dollarstorepikachu: I see how it is
dollarstorepikachu: its bro to you
rockharddabs: damn bro
rockharddabs: you just got brozoned
BlackButBetter: can we get an f in chat for our fallen brother?
Darkness The Void: f
One of Them Is Wearing Pastel Shorts: f
dollarstorepikachu: did anyone else know dragonflies breathe through their ass?
Several people are typing…