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Spiderman @binderman  

Trans right y'all :)

 

Joshua Ellis @joss

Sitting here really hoping this isn't a fake account 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Since when did spiderman have a twitter 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Since now I guess @binderman I said that you couldn't get a twitter 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

And you went and done it anyway >:( 

 

Spiderman @binderman  

Sorry Mr stark 

 

Danylynn @that1irnmanstan

Wait that really is spider man holy nugget 

 

Spiderman @binderman

The one and only @that1irnmanstan  

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

You can't be the REAL spiderman like ?????

 

DrWho? @nattiegurl 

Why can't he be the real one @nyoom nyoom 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

News flash flash I am spiderman @capamerica tell him 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Son why did you have to drag steve into this 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

@binderman is the real spiderman anyone who thinks other than your loss mate

 

James @wintersmoulder

Steve is currently baking so like :) 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Tnx bucky :) 

 

James @wintersmoulder  

Np kid 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward  

The avenger are like a big ol fam bless 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

true and i love your @ @choatic.edward 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

Hhhhhh thank you 

 

Izzy @lofty 

@choatic.edward the moment when spiderman says he likes your @

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward 

Ikr i can die happy now 

 

Tony @IamIronMan  

@binderman does pepper know you made a twitter account 

 

Spiderman @binderman

No, and she won't yet okay please 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair

Stop trying vines and stuff n maybe you won't get caught 

 

Spiderman @binderman  

Sure jan 

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Spiderman @binderman 

And I opp-

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

What happened? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Nothing but I just started doctor who with Mr stark and oof

 

Jo @SMfan 

@spiderman how soft do you think your hair is? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

@SMfan idk but that's a random q 

 

Beter @parkour 

His hair is p soft 

 

Jo @SMfan

Alright but whos is beter and how does he know how soft spidermans hair is

 

Clintfb @katnisss

Peter is Starks son and like spiderman BFF

 

Beter @parkour 

Hhhh I'm not his son oof

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Let me just say that basically, @parkour is my son 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

Did peter beg you to say that @IamIronMan

 

Tony @IamIronM an

Why would he beg, he's one of the best kids about 

 

Beter @parkour

Flash if I were you I'd shut up 

 

Nedward @guyinachair

Flash now isn't a good time to attack peter 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

I'm not attacking him lol 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Just want her to stop lying about her ‘internship’ 

 

Beter @parkour

1)I'm not lying and 2)I'm a boy so shut up yeah 

 

Clintfb @katnisss

@nyoom nyoom don't be misgendering peeps dude 

 

Iced americano @capamerica 

@nyoom nyoom if you have nothing important to say then kindly fuck off and leave peter alone

 

Joshua eliis @joss

Oof captain America went off 

 

Tony @IamnIronMan 

I've heard lots about you flash and I swear if see you invalidating peter again then ill personally have a word with you 

 

Izzy @lofty 

A lesson for today ladies and gents don't piss off the avengers 

 

CNN @CNN

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