Mina Ashido was an absolute disaster. This much was made clear immediately upon her meeting some of the newly debuted heroes. As newly debuted villains, she and her work partners had "felt it appropriate" (which was a code word for 'Shigaraki told us to, and we're too tired to argue') to go out and "greet" the new heroes (code for 'try and probably fail to kick their asses') on their patrol routes. How did they get their patrol routes? Mina geniunely didn't know- probably that support chick, Hatsume, hacking into their various agencies.
Whatever the case, here they were, all dressed up in their villain costumes, preparing to jump the heroes- Shigaraki was there, though probably only to make sure they didn't do anything stupid, like trying to run off with a hero. Which she doubted anyone here would do, but she supposed they couldn't be too careful- if anybody tried to betray the League, she'd melt their face off!
Anyway, so here she was, mask on- which was seriously pointless, it's so easy to identify her, she is literally pink!- waiting for Jirou, who would soon be known as Earphone Jack, to give her the signal to drop down and attack. The two had decided to work as a pair, leaving Shinsou to work on his own, which was what he preferred anyway, and so they had decided that Mina would be the frontrunner, with Jirou being the one to appear from the shadows- easier for her to do because, once again, Mina is literally pink- and also the one to call when the heroes would be showing up.
Speaking of which, the com in her ear crackled to life.
"Alien Queen, heroes heard. There appear to be three of them, two female and one male. Most likely Froppy, Creati, and Chargebolt, based on the information Support gave us. Copy?"
"Earphone Jack, copy! How long until they reach my location?"
"Forty-five seconds, give or take. Remember, just shout my name if needed. Mindbrand, are you on standyby for assistance as well?"
"Yes. Earphone Jack, Alien Queen, I am roughly at the halfway point between your two positions. Remember to keep the ruse that I am quirkless up as long as possible. Got it?"
Soft voices came from the main road, presumably the heroes, and she dug her phone out of her jacket, pressing play on an audio recording. The sound of a young child crying rang from her speakers, through the alley, and out onto the main street. She didn't hear the footsteps change, but she heard Jirou reassure her they were heading her way. And, after a few seconds, she saw them emerge.
This is where the disaster begins, because Mina Ashido didn't take into account the possibility of the heroes actually being cute. The green haired hero, especially- she was Froppy, right? The frog one?- was actually really adorable. Somebody Mina could see herself asking out, if they weren't on totally opposite sides. But the acid villain had a job to do, and so she shook any ideas of the girl out of her head. The crush would go away if she gave the girl some acid scarring, so she wasn't too worried.
She took the ladder down from the building she'd been standing on, landing in front of the heroes, who all three immediately slipped into a fighting stance. Acid pooled in her palms, but she attempted not to show that quite yet- they were at the disadvantage of not knowing her quirk, after all, while she already knows theirs.
Momo Yaoyorozu, hero name Creati. Quirk: Creation! She can create anything using the molecules in her body, however she must have detailed knowledge of how it's made. She also relies on calories and food intake, so she can create a limited amount of things!
Tsuyu Asui, hero name Froppy. Quirk: Frog! Her quirk is mutant type, and she can do most things a frog can. She can jump very high, use her tounge as a whip and a capture weapon, stick to walls, and even camouflage! Although, just like a frog, her body shuts down if exposed to cold temperatures for too long.
Denki Kaminari, hero name Chargebolt. Quirk: Electrification! He can emit a powerful electric blast, up to 1,300,000 volts! However, this blast cannot be controlled easily, resulting in potential friendly fire. Also, he's incredibly dumb after doing this. He has equipment that lets him channel where his less powerful electricity goes, though! At least that's something.
"Who... are you?"
"Where's the kid?!"
Creati and Chargebolt seemed to speak at the same time, and Mina sighed. Heroes.. do they ever learn to calm down? It didn't seem so.
"Okay, okay, one question at a time! Number one, my real name really isn't that important, but you can call me Alien Queen! And as for your second question..."
With a swift wave of her hand, Mina sent acid flying around the heroes, creating a wall behind them that they couldn't cross if they didn't want to be burnt all over.
"There was never a kid. It was a trap. Aren't heroes supposed to be more vigilant?"
"Ash- er, Alien Queen, what the hell?! We're supposed to be able to get there too!"
Jirou spoke in English, albeit accented English, as they'd decided that speaking in a language many heroes couldn't understand was far easier than just planning in Japanese or having to see each other and use sign, so Shinsou had taught them.
"If I had to guess, it's a low acidity and high viscosity decoy wall she created to prevent them from running for help."
She was grateful for Shinsou speaking up, as it meant that she didn't have to explain her fake wall in front of heroes who may or may not speak English. It was never a foolproof plan, but it was the best one they had.
"I wouldn't run if I were you. That wall? Acid, so unless you wanna be irreparably burnt..."
Mina trailed off, allowing their minds to fill in the blanks with whatever horrible things could happen to them.
"You're from... that villain organization, right? Well, if you let us go, we can make sure your friend is unharmed."
"You have one of my coworkers? Um, but Earphone Jack and Mindbrand... and Tomura... and the rest of us... OH! Is that why grape bastard didn't come back last week? Nah, you can keep him. I was so close to just killing him myself!"
Creati looked... disappointed? That her bargaining attempt hadn't worked. She felt kinda bad for the girl- if she had to capture Mineta, she must have had a taste of what he was like.
"Anyway! I lured you here to fight you guys, what the hell are you waiting for?! You just gonna let me burn your faces off? Frog girl over there looks kinda fun to scar... Yeah, please just sit still for a moment!"
Maybe if she's scarred, I'll stop feeling like I want to kiss her.
Mina jumped at the three, acid falling from her palms, and she carefully watched their reactions.
Dumbasses. They think I want to kill them. We need intel on all the newest heroes, and what better way to get intel than to be up close and personal with the heroes?
Froppy jumped out of the way, pulling Chargebolt and Creati with her, and landing behind Mina. Producing acid below her feet, Mina turned quickly, and raised her hands for an attack-
Before realizing nobody was there.
Jirou's voice crackled in her ear again, and she was relieved it was there. Jirou was the brains of this operation, but more importantly, she could locate the heroes.
"To your left."
The pink villain turned quickly and threw a stream of acid in the direction that Jirou dictated, her heart pounding out of her chest.
And Creati leapt out of the shadows with a shield, blocking all of the acid with minimal damage to the shield. Damn. She'd have to try harder. Though, she had a few tactics she could use, even without her acid.
"Three on one is a little unfair! This game isn't fun at all, now that I think about it..."
"You're the one who attacked us in the first place!"
Chargebolt's voice echoed out of the shadows, and she immediately turned and threw a wide band of acid in his direction. From the sudden yelp, not only from him, but from Froppy, she assumed she'd hit her target.
Why did she feel guilty...?
"And, since this is a boring and unfair game, and I don't really wanna be captured, I'm gonna cheat and call a friend!"
"Already? Seriously? You couldn't wait FIVE MINUTES for me to finish my damn sandwich?!"
Everybody seemed to pause.
"Can we get this over with?"
A voice echoed from the shadows, and the owner of the voice sounded incredibly displeased.
"Nah! Boss wants them alive, if we can get em!"
"Alien Queen. What, exactly, did Boss tell you about referencing ANYTHING about him in front of heroes?!"
"... not to do it?"
"Love you too!"
Jirou just shook her head, walking up to Mina and placing noise-cancelling headphones in her hand. MIna, being the intelligent alien that she is, decided wisely to get the hell behind Jirou and put on the headphones. Before anybody could react, Jirou's... earlobes? Jacks? Ear jacks? Mina didn't know what she called them, but she was just gonna assume they were called jacks due to her hero name. Safe assumption, probably. Anyway, the jack thingies stabbed into her boots, and Mina swore she could see the soundwaves as Creati stumbled back, hands clapped over her ears.
"That was... anticlimactic."
"Ashi- er, Alien Queen-"
"Quit slipping up!"
"It's such a stupid name, I can't help it. Anyway, now that you've let it slip that Boss wants them, should we just get them back? You have your capture weapon, right?"
"It's not a stupid name! And yeah, I have it-"
A voice from the shadows cut them off. It seemed to be an... attempted whisper? But they could both still hear it.
"A-Aizawa! I know you said not to call you unless there's an emergency but- there's an emergency!"
Shit. Chargebolt- and it was Chargebolt, considering that it was a male voice- was calling his teacher. She was going to melt the little shit's face until it was nothing but warped bone. Jirou seemed to share her sentiment- judging by the look she had on her face, she wanted to gouge the electric hero's eyes out with her jacks. Which she had done before, but apparently they were 'really hard to clean out after'. Which was understandable, and also why Mina liked melting faces. You don't have to take hour long showers to clean up.
"Yeah, a villain lured us into an alleyway by pretending to be a little kid-"
"It was a recording, thank you very much!"
"And they're more skilled than us-"
"Alien Queen, shut the fuck up before I hand you over to the cops myself."
Mina threw her arms around Jirou in a hug, smiling from ear to ear. Jirou attempted to shove her off, hissing various curses at her, but Mina wouldn't budge.