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Eraserhead has added 20 contacts to '1-A'

 

Eraserhead: I actually swear to god if I check my phone later and there are over 500 texts you're all expelled

 

Eraserhead: Now bye

 

Eraserhead has left the chat

 

Kyouka Jirou: wtf

 

Mezou Shoji: Y'all hear sum?

 

Iida Tenya: You all heard, well, rather READ, Aizawa Sensei! 500 texts is the maximum amount of messages to be sent.

 

Ochako Uraraka: tenya u have no idea how fast 500 texts appear when theres 20 members in the group

 

Hanta Sero: lol true tho it be like that sometime

 

Iida Tenya: And that is exactly why he set the limit, Uraraka. Now please respect it, everyone!

 

Tooru Hagakure: OWO What's this?

 

Katsuki Bakugou: oh my fucking shut the fuck up before i actually force you too

 

Mina Ashido: he got u there babe :(

 

Mashirao Ojiro: woT

 

Mina Ashido: im just kidddingdhhdhd i could never invade yalls relationshippp

 

Izuku Midoriya: Is this a group chat?

 

Katsuki Bakugou: what else would it fucking be

 

Kyouka Jirou: yeah lol it is

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh cool!

 

Denki Kaminari: k now that aizawa's gone can i smoke the good cush

 

Mezou Shoji: You know he can still read these texts right?

 

Hanta Sero: he knows hes just that dumb

 

Denki Kaminari: um no stfu tape bitch >:(((

 

Hanta Sero: that shit hurtededed

 

Denki Kaminari: oop sorry lel

 

Mashirao Ojiro: suddenly i wanna leave oof

 

Mina Ashido: wahhhh? no cmon its littttttoooooo

 

Kyouka Jirou: seems denki's been hanging around bakugou too much lmao

 

Denki Kaminari: it finna be like that yo

 

Tooru Hagakure: Where's everyone else? I wanna chat!!

 

Hanta Sero: ur chatting rn but oke

 

Mina Ashido: must be ghosting :'(

 

Mezou Shoji: Got an idea.

 

Kyouka Jirou: hm?

 

Mezou Shoji: Todoroki, Midoriya asked where you were.

 

Shouto Todoroki: I'm right here

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hellooooo Todoroki :DD

 

Shouto Todoroki: Evening, Midoriya

 

Denki Kaminari: aye it worked gj

 

Katsuki Bakugou: get that gay shit outta here wtfhdsj

 

Eijirou Kirishima: s e e m s w e h a v e s t u f f t o t a l k a b o u t

 

Mashirao Ojiro: WTFSHAJAJS

 

Hanta Sero: dudeeee lmaoo seems u do

 

Denki Kaminari: heyyy eiji and also it sure does doesnt it

 

Eijirou Kirishima: wassup bro :)))

 

Tooru Hagakure: yall know he finna beat ur asses when he sees u tomorrow right?

 

Denki Kaminari: eh whatever lol imma be lit by then u feel me

 

Mezou Shoji: Wtf.

 

Mina Ashido: kami we talked about this

 

Mina Ashido: no getting lit withoUT ME BITCHHHHH

 

Katsuki Bakugou: the fuck ok bye

 

Katsuki Bakugou has left the chat

 

Shouto Todoroki: He'll be back in an hour

 

Mashirao Ojiro: todoroki over here spitting pure facts

 

Eijirou Kirishima: the hero we didnt deserve but the hero we needed

 

Hanta Sero: certainly

 

Izuku Midoriya: What does that mean? He's already a hero in training?

 

Hanta Sero: come back when youve mastered the art of internet

 

Hanta Sero: YOU PLEB

 

Kyouka Jirou: goddamn, fuckin madlad

 

Denki Kaminari: fr tho

 

Izuku Midoriya: But I use the internet everyday? Can someone please explain? I'm so confuseddd

 

Mina Ashido: no

 

Tooru Hagakure: No

 

Shouto Todoroki: Come over to my dorm and I'll explain

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, thanks!! I'm on my way :)

 

Eijirou Kirishima: nooo now hes gonna learn our wayssss

 

Kyouka Jirou: but why does he have to come to his room when he could just dm him

 

Mashirao Ojiro: U M

 

Mashirao Ojiro: I D O N T T H I N K I W A N N A K N O W

 

Mina Ashido: teeaaaaa

 

Mina Ashido: wait we have permissions to change our usernames right??¿

 

Denki Kaminari: dunno try it

 

Hanta Sero: we do man

 

Mezou Shoji: Oh damn.

 

Mina Ashido: ooooOh yayy~~

 

Mina Ashido changed their name to 'acidbih'

 

Ochako Uraraka: omfghhsj guys im sorry i was gone my mom called me oof

 

Denki Kaminari: youre forgiven

 

acidbih: yall like it?

 

Tooru Hagakure: YES!!! honestly shouldve been ur hero name sis

 

acidbih: true

 

Eijirou Kirishima: its cool mina :D imma change mine

 

Eijirou Kirishima changed their name to 'redriot'

 

Denki Kaminari: bro u gotta be originalllllllll

 

redriot: im sorry babe i couldn't think of anything else and it fits :((

 

Ochako Uraraka: b a b e

 

Ochako Uraraka changed redriot's name to 'HardAllOver'

 

HardAllOver: i d o n t l i k e t h i s

 

Hanta Sero: it fits lmao

 

Hanta Sero changed their name to 'cellophane'

 

acidbih: WHY ISNT ANYBODY BEING ORIGINAKALAKA SERO THATS UR HERO NAME STUPIDOMFHD

 

cellophane: IM SoRRY????

 

Denki Kaminari: f

 

Mezou Shoji: f

 

Tooru Hagakure: f

 

Mashirao Ojiro changed their name to 'karateisforplebs'

 

HardAllOver: bruh

 

Denki Kaminari: WAHHAJSJSJSKS ITS FUNNY CUZ IN KARATE U USE UR HANDS AND LEGS AND STUFF BUT HE HAS A TAIL SO

 

Mezou Shoji: I think I got it, lol.

 

Tooru Hagakure changed karateisforplebs's name to 'Furry'

 

Furry: ok fuck u

 

Furry: jk i love u babe but also

 

Furry: phuc u

 

acidbih: wow

 

cellophane: but its true tho cant argue with fax

 

Furry: ig

 

Tooru Hagakure changed their name to 'Somewhere'

 

Somewhere: Better!

 

HardAllOver: what is it supposed to mean tho man

 

Somewhere: I could be anywhere right now. Somewhere :)

 

Kyouka Jirou: dont say that

 

Kyouka Jirou: im paranoid now >:(((

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: Don't be! I'm here for you, Kyouka.

 

Furry: okay, that was wholesome.

 

Kyouka Jirou: omdhsjdjdj momo ur too sweet bb stOooP <33

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: I'm comforting you. It seems you need it :)

 

Furry changed Momo Yaoyorozu's name to 'mommy'

 

Denki Kaminari: WTFAHAHAJAJAJJSHSHSHS NNOOO

 

Mezou Shoji: DONT DO HER LIKE THATHWAKD

 

mommy: I mean... I'll just embrace this title

 

Kyouka Jirou: ohmygodcanimarryyou

 

mommy: I plan on that happening!! :)

 

Ochako Uraraka: im actually in tears stop

 

HardAllOver: i mean its manly to express your feelings but im sobbing bro

 

Denki Kaminari: same :''''(

 

acidbih: top ten saddest anime moments :(

 

Kyouka Jirou: yaomomo plz can i gjve u a hug

 

mommy: Sure! Door is unlocked.

 

Ochako Uraraka: mind if i join lol

 

mommy: Everyone is welcome! But for right now I think Kyouka needs a hug more than any of you.

 

Kyouka Jirou: :') im omw

 

Denki Kaminari: bro my lung fuggin hurt

 

cellophane: M Y L U N G F U G G I N H U R T

 

Furry: WTFSGAHSH U REALLY HAD TO DO THAT FOR EMPHASIS DIDN'T U LMAOOO

 

HardAllOver: if ur lungs hurt denki u should probably see a doctor or calm down bro

 

Denki Kaminari: thx it automatically stopped ily

 

Mezou Shoji: Bakugou's boyfriends flirting without him for 5 minutes straight.

 

Denki Kaminari: he shouldnt have left :'((

 

Denki Kaminari changed their name to 'electrostaticbro'

 

cellophane: ok

 

HardAllOver: epic :)

 

electrostaticbro: awhhdh thank u bro ^v^

 

acidbih: this is the second video lmao

 

Ochako Uraraka: fr tho lol

 

Ochako Uraraka changed their name to 'floatingurbitch'

 

Somewhere: THAT'S A USERNAME I CAN GET BEHIND!

 

Furry: yall my head hurts anyone got some headache pills by any chance?

 

cellophane: ofc, *opens cabinet full of headache pills evenly arranged and sorted*

 

Furry: i'd like that rn

 

HardAllOver: i mean i have something that could work

 

Furry: i'll try anything at this point

 

HardAllOver: theyre just for regular bodily pains but if u down to try u can pull up to my dorm

 

Somewhere: Okay but why did that sound like you were trying to sell him some hardcore drugs?

 

electrostaticbro: hagakure asking the real questions here

 

Furry: im down, be there in 5

 

HardAllOver: gotchu bro

 

Mezou Shoji: Wholesome.

 

Mezou Shoji: Oh right.

 

Mezou Shoji changed their name to 'TentaclesCantCompare'

 

acidbih: IM-

 

floatingurbitch: WANSNXMNXNXNX BRUH

 

electrostaticbro: guys im still sad that no one else showed up in here yknow

 

cellophane: their all dead to me

 

cellophane: all of them, the ones that B E T R A Y E D T H E R I T U A L

 

acidbih: we have to

 

acidbih: L E T T H E R I T U A L C O M M E N C E

 

TentaclesCantCompare: This went from 0 to 100 real quick.

 

electrostaticbro: fr

 

cellophane: it finna he like that

 

Somewhere: You guYS THERES BGU ON WLAL WAGT DO

 

floatingurbitch: ARE U OKAY

 

acidbih: HAGAKURE SMOKED THE GOOD CUSHWHHAHSHS

 

Somewhere: HLEP PLRREAS THERES A BOG OMH

 

cellophane: B O G

 

TentaclesCantCompare: B O G

 

acidbih: B O G

 

electrostaticbro: B O G

 

floatingurbitch: B O G

 

Somewhere has left the chat

 

cellophane: lmao the bog ate her

 

electrostaticbro: WTGSHSJSJAHHAHA