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It’s one swamp ass day when suddenly, Jotaro lets out the most feral, anal-tearing scream you’ve ever heard.

“AA A A A A A A UCU UU U UUUA A A A SFUCK ME TIT. CNDBXNAOCKSKDK” he bellowed, ripping off his hat and eating it whole.

 

Kakyoin happened to be walking nearby after gettin that gamer juice from your nearest 7/11. He knew that sexy scream from anywhere and he had to go to its source.  “Hnnnnnrghhh Im being summoned” he exclaimed to himself

 

“auUuauuauauauUayau FoCk mE BUTTHOLIO!!!!’nnnnnn” Jotaro screeches, “I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!” “Ą̷̙͙̙̱̮̙͓͚̦͈̍͌͆͜Á̴̬̞͚̓͊̽́̑̓̅͠Ą̶̛͕͇̹͖̮̙̉̓͐̆̐̈̃̂̍̉͘͠͠A̷̙̗͇̘͇̞͈͐̈͛̊̎Ǎ̶͓̼͔̾̈́̅̈́̔̑͊͊̒Ą̴͇͇̲̤͖͎̪̯̳̻͈͉̣͑͑̊̎̔̀͆̂̇ͅÅ̵̧̖̬͔͎̬̞̱̰̌̈́̒̃̊̒̓̋̕̕̕͜͠͝͝ͅĀ̷̞͎͇͓͙͎̯̜̣͉̬̬̔̃̇̂́͂̎͌͊͠Ã̵̛̲̙͐̈́̈́̃͝Â̶̢̡̢̛̙͈̖̝͈̺̙̥̝͚̳̠̈́́̋͠Ą̸͊Á̴̡̨͉͈̦̭̥̺A̶̡̡̮̹̟̯̗̤̜̮̪̺͇͎̝͋͋̂̅͗̌̾̅̐̅͐̒͝͝Ą̶̱̤̱̰̖͕͖̯̫̆̊͂Á̴̛̤͇̠̲̻̼̰̊̆̉̚Á̸͔͈͎͈̞͂̈́̐̑́̃̑̒Á̸̢̧̝̲̦̣̹̰̩̜̟̜̰̆̃͋͂̾̕ͅA̶̳̗̠̭̜͚̞̟̦̅̏̈́̊̏̒̏̎̂̈́̀̽͘̕͜͝Ā̵̤̃̍͒̀̈́̿͝Ȁ̴̧̡̡̛̞̳͓̗̜̥̗̻̹̘̳͂̅̏̈̒̌͒̏̽͑̅Ả̷̢̡͖̫̱͉̻̦͍̹̭̩̪͎͓̎̂̏̐̀̂̓̏͂̚͠͝͝A̵̭̳͙̬̣͕̯͇̪̩͌̌͑͛̐̈́͐̐͝͠Ą̸̡͇͇̼̣̰͖̠͉̙̞̗̅̈́̒̓́̇̓̈̇͜ͅ ̵̡̢̛͕͓̟̮͚̝̞̩̣̇͂̆͗̽͒̈́̔͒͐̊̅̓A̶̦̹̋͐̿͠͠ ̵̱͌̈́̊̉̃̇̈͝Ạ̶̺̗͌̂̈́̉̿͌͘͘͜͠ ̴̨̬̦̻̱͈̟̜͕̩̝̦̀̋͊̎̃̄̋̈́́̓͠S̶̥͒̾̀̽̆̎͐̀͌̕̕͜͠͝͠ ̸͎̤̘̑́̃͐̈́͋̉͒D̸̳̖̩̗̬̻̮̦̰͂̿̓͐̕͘ ̶͙͈̝̳̺̜̯͎̘̖̙͑́Ṟ̸͔͍̦͖͍͐̐̅̈̏̅̆̎̂̚ ̵̨̬͎̟͕̯̞̺̣̮̝̰̇̌̔̿̓͗͆̾̅̐͆͗́͜͠͝ͅË̵̥̺̰̹̘͖͔͉́̀̈́̾̕͝͝͠ ̴̢͈̺̟̩͎̘̺̜͖͈̬̐́͗̀̓̀ͅͅĄ̵̪̬̈́͗̌̀͗̎̏̐͌͘͝͠͠ ̴̡̨̛̩̺͚̦͈̘̭̯̋͒̊̊͋̆̽̈́͝͝S̴̡̨̙͕͚̭̖̤̙͓͌̑̿͂͑̅ ̷̧̛̲̜̥͊͛̾́̐̿̒́̉̈͛̽͛͘ͅA̶̢͓̰͙͑̿͛̽Ș̵̲̋̋̇̆

̴̧̢̟̞͚͔̮̫͖̫͚̗̰͔̐̊͛̀́̂̓̽̒͗̾͋̃͘”

 

Jotaro and star platinum wail in unison, as Jotaro crumpled to the ground and starts crying like a googoo gaga give me heroin crackhead baby hotline bitch boy.  He can vaguely hear the wubwubwubwub of kakyoin slowly levitating in his direction, but he has gone too apeshit to give a fat horny fuck.

 

Kakyoin was going 20 mach speed in the direction of the kujo household. He proceeded to phase through the walls to where Jotaro was, disregarding the fact that it was in fact 3 am and every sane human was asleep. Kakyoin just couldn’t resist the sweet sound of Jotaros ass cheeks clappin. “I have arrived

 

“OHHH COCK YOINK!!!” Jotaro practically moaned through sobs “MY MOTHERFUCKING PISS!!” He takes a break to wail “MY PISS IS RED! I’M PISSING BLOOD! I̴̡̛̬̎̉͑̾ ̷̹̱̼̗̇́͝A̵̯͖̭͛̀M̵͔͂̾̈́̚̕ ̵̣̞̱͔̦̇͛P̵̡͎̋̕͝I̷̤̫̰̙͑͒S̴̥̹̀͌̓͘S̵̨̛̳͍̪I̷̢͈̟̪̅̆̀̒̅͜N̴͔̤̻̽̈̽̈́̓G̶͕̣̘̫̰̑ ̶̭͛̐̋P̶̧̦͍̉̑̕̚U̶͍̣̱̬̙͌R̸̨̳͖̗͕̈̋̎̿̄Ę̴̧̞̭͂̚ ̷̧́̓̽͜͝U̶̝̓̎̄̄N̵̨̖̲̱̜͌B̵̢̛̤̟̫̬͑R̴͙̰̟̒Ì̵̡̭͉̔̀͜D̴͎̮̀́L̷̲͎̪͐͆̔̎Ȇ̴̦͔̰̮D̸̢͔͙̘͓̈́̂̊͂ ̶̧̒̌̒̐͗R̴͙̞̫̻̥̆͠Á̸͍͔̩̜̋̉͐͠G̵͉̻̤̳͗͆͛̾̚E̵̙̒́̄̆̊!̸̲͗̿͘͝”  Jotaro drapes his body over his twink gamer bf, he has reached his FUCKIN LIMIT. LIKE SERIOUSLY. HES ON A GRAPE. “NorrIiiIi my fuckin peepee hurty but I’m HORRRNNYYYYYYY” he sobbed between panting breaths, clutching onto noriaki’s flat titties and playing with that dumb fuckin noodle thing.

 

Kakyoin’s head was screaming in cryptic horniness “ogfdknksdjfhhh my pp so hard right now,,,” he groaned as he bonked his head on his mad horny boyfriend. They were stuck in a dead end and only way out *eyes emoji* “oh god oh fuck oh god oh fu-”  Kakyoin panted as he was struggling to make one(1) coherent thought.

 

Jotaro stops his fucking sobbing for a hot second and peers up at his sexy beast and weird kinky loser of a boyfriend. “How the fuck did you keyboard smash in real life???” Noriaki just winks, which makes Jotaro EVEN MORE ERECT. “Yare yare kakyoin GET THE FUCKIN LUBE I WANT YOUR SKINNY PEEN IN MY POOP CHUTE,” Jotaro bites his lip very unsexilyy, and star platinum appears just to give a pensive yet horny ora.

 

 Oh things were starting to get serious, OH BABY. Kakyoin took hold of Jotaros shoulders and looked at him dead in the eye “IM GONNA TAKE YOU TO POUNDTOWN JOJO” He then jolted to the other side of the room and took out that sweet sweet gamer lube cherry scented™️. He tore off his clothes in a matter of seconds only to reveal his cool ass cherry themed boxers and his mad hard pp. “Where we droppin”

 

“Yare yare, right in this goddamn poopoo hole that’s where, I want you to ora ora my ass so hard I’ll be leaking hierophant peen juice for weeks,”Jotaro hornily groaned, wiggling his flat ass closer to Kakyoin’s bulging 14-inch-donkey-dick. “LUBE UP FELLAS WE BOUTTA HEAD OUT INTO THIS RECTUM,” Jotaro asserted. Star platinum suddenly phased into existence, grabbing the lube and shoving his thanos fingers up jotaros assholio with the intensity of the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown (1986). “UHHHNNNNgggggggGRHDJSJDN”/‘dorzpjw9284$:!:&,&/ DAMN I’M GAY I LIKE IT,” Jotaro gurgled, star platinum letting out an affirmative and horny “ora.”

 

Feeling as if he was going to fucking ascend any moment now, Kakyoin went over to jotaro and

 

 

decided it was time to go just crazy stupid on his ass. “Ǫ̶̧̧̧̹͙̤̥͓́̿̌̔̐̐̀̉̆̕͘ͅḍ̷̟̦͕̮̦̘͕͊̒d̵͈̩̅̔̿̈̄̋̈́̽͠͠ͅf̵͙͌͒̈́̌̿́̓̓́̏̾͝͝ş̵̧̪̪̬͇͈͓͉̀̈͌̾͑͊͊̑͐̽̓̊̊͝f̵̛̞̀̑̉̾͒̾͐̈́̅̔̕̕͝͠h̵̢͚̦͚̺̝̭̹͍͑̃͛͜ͅ ̸̖̲̗̬͈̦̩̝͇̦͔͕͙͒́̈́̓͘s̸̡̟̪̼̣̳̱̩̘͉̼̹̭̙͗̎̀̈́̕͜͠h̸̭̭̼̣͔̝̋͐̅̈͒ơ̶̫͎̝̟͒̒̃͛̾͌̒̄͆͛̈́͠ẘ̴̤̟̪̗̪͎̼̺͍̦̲̩̿͊͌̊̈́́͊͋ͅͅ ̶̨̛̣̝̠̣͓͖̦͓̣̥̱̂̌͌̾̍͌̐̃̒͆̃͘͝ͅm̷̧̨͔̘̫̮̫̩̱̪͛̒̏̔̉̈́̌̄̑̅̅͊e̶̥̠͖̅̅̊͋̋̚ ̶̟͐́̂̀͆̚̚u̵̢̡̯͇͇̼͑̈ṟ̷̛̗̰͕̥͓̓͛̀̈́͊̊́̕͠͠ ̶̥͙̰͚͉̹̼͚̪̜̫̜̀͒̔a̸̡̩͖̯͔̺̹̺͙̥̬̦̺̳̿͌́̉͐͛̾̋̔̾̇̒̚͝͝s̸̯̟̺̺̥̙̮̞͍̗̘̩̉̿̆̇̊͊̔̿̍̽͘͘͘͜ͅs̴̡̨̢̳̦̠̳̭̣͛̀͊̋͆͗̏̃͒͗͠ ̸̛̲̼̯̙͔̠̙̺̑̍̐̊̋̄̇̎̉͗͒̚ḩ̸̢̢̱̲͕̜̪͈̬͉̤͙̓̇̈́͜͠ǒ̷̧́͐̐̈́l̷̠̖̀͂̂͒͗ẹ̶͔̳̫̀̆̒̈́̃̈́̌̀͘̚”  Kakyoin

 

 

said while feeling as if his dicc was gonna break from waiting. Thanks to the graciousness of Star Platinum, Jotaro was ready for this fire ass cock. “Hehe now this is what I call a gamer moment”

 

“MM- AH! FUCK MY BRAIN OUT!”  Jotaro hornied through his stupid voluptuous lips. He moaned as that Sweet Gamer Cock penetrated his Loosened ShidFard hole. “Wow, real bruh moment,” Kakyoin grunted. He began to ram ranch that pert hole with the force of one of polnareff’s shit explosions (really fuckign hard dawg.) “MOW NOW NOW NOW NOW MOW NOW NOW NOW NOW MMNNYEES,” Jotaro moaned, as that 14 inch donkey dick slammed into his prostate with unrelenting fervor. Somehow, Kakyoin made ukulele noises with his mouth which made Jotaro confused and extremely aroused. Suddenly, kakyoin’s tiny fuckin hand wrapped around Jotaro’s enflammed, engorged and infected dick. Jotaro hissed in pain and pleasure because “fuck I should get this uti checked but also. MY PP HORD, GIMME THE CUMMIE WUMMIES” “OH NORIIII IM GONNA SHIDFARDCUM SOON!” Jotaro screeched like a madman, as Kakyoin continued to brutally annihilate this dude’s whole rectum.

 

At this Point, Kakyoin was on a different plane of existence. Nothing could compare to what he was feeling, no battle royale will ever compare to this. “aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA” kakyoin let out the most feral, std inducing screech he has ever let out. He felt Jotaros tight ass hole absolutley suck his dick into the void. He was just seconds away from reaching peak gamer heights. Listen, kakyoin was such a gamer that his cum is in fact mountain dew, dead ass, no joke.

 

“20 METER EMERALD SPLASH!” Kakyoin bellowed as he released his hot, mountain Dewey semen into jotaro’s soggy hole. His hips stuttered. Jotaro Ora’d so hard the house shook with the sheer force of his loud ass fuckin voice. As he reached his peak, the cum accelerated. He spurted out heaps of jizz and blood. “AHHHHH MY FUCKIGN. P̷̘͇͙̱̣̎͂́̑̚͝Ę̸̡͍̘̖̥̩̙̟͈͎͉͝Ë̴̢̨̛͇̦̩͓͙̱̩̌̾̑̂̐͆͂̆̒̀͐͘͘P̶̺̣̖̖̪̥̣̝̼͕͓͑̆̾̏̾̀̏͒̌͑̅͐̀̓͜͜͝Ē̵͚͖͝È̴͇̙̝̥̱̱̣̠͇̪͖͔̦̒̐̃̀̓̊̀͆͆̈́̇͝͝ BURNIN ITCHIN BURNIN ITCHIN!” He bellowed, as the jizz and blood just kept pouring out of his poor, sickly urethra hole.

Kakyoin pulled out his now flaccid [B]enis and Mountain Dew just flowed out of Jotaro’s ass like a fuckin waterslide at splash splash.

 

“Babe… that was so good babe… real gaymer moment” Kakyoin purred, face planting into the Jotaro Biddies.

 

“Damn, I’m gay, I like it,” Jotaro sleepily said, wincing at his really nasty painful urethra.

“I hope you kids used protection!, holly chirped from wherever the fuck she was at 3 am.

 

“YARE YARE, I FUCKIN FARTED. SHUT UP YOU FUGLY SLUT!!!” Jotaro hollered like the Angsty little bitchlord he is.

“Okay my little whore baby!” Holly then shut up

 

After Holly went to god knows where, the two horny rat bastards slowly drifted off to sleep, not before Jotaro whispered

 

“I should really get this UTI checked out