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The ABC’s of Intimacy

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Perfection, his amazing with aftercare, a nice warm bath and massages are coming your way after a wonderful night of climax and ecstasy.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your ass, it’s his favorite because every time he pinches it you make the most adorable sorts of sounds and your cheeks become such a beautiful flushed colour of embarrassment.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Hot, messy, translucent blue and glowing. It’s a semi-thick liquid that paints your inside with a blue glow and leaves your abdomen always glowing with a dull blue in the dark.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly he really gets off of scaring you, every time he telepoofs into the room or sneaks up on your from behind squeezing your ass he gets a real good jolt when you squeal in surprise.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

His not experienced but knows enough where his dick is supposed to go and to thrust, the first few times he was quite clumsy and didn’t know where to grip to steady himself and hold onto you as he chokes up in the pleasurable moment.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Absolute goofball, always expect jokes during the intimate moments, as he slowly pounds away into you cracking jokes here and there without daring to stop. Sometimes you’d use the safeword just to get him to stop all together so you two could actually get intimate without jokes.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Backwards cowgirl is absolute, he gets to leave multiple kisses along your back and gently massage your bosom and clit, no doubts there at all.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Do you really want an answer?
Sigh, fine, hobo- his going hobo forever and there’s nothing you can do about it.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Quite intimate, when his in the moment there and then he can be quite passionate about fucking, caressing your body as he endlessly pounds away into you from behind.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

A sometimes, he doesn’t do it too often due to the mess it makes actually glows but more importantly he was usually too lazy to.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Bitting, breeding, bondage and body praise. This is one kinky skeleton, the body praise mostly comes from his love for your human body, the breeding and the bitting comes along with his carnal instincts to mate and breed you to fill your womb with his kin. The bondage was a matter of curiosity and his need to assert dominance as an Alpha.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Everywhere, the bath, the park, the stand, the movies, the beach, the lake and even unfortunately Grillby’s bar even if you’ve both been kicked out multiple times for it.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Just you, you are all but enough to turn him on, especially when you’re in his bed wearing his shirt napping away, he can’t help but spoon you and dryly hump away.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t ever say anything about his brother, if you talk about intimacy and his brother you are going to be shot down and he will utmost defiantly push you away for a while.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, he loves tasting your everything your delicious sappy warmth against his tongue and mouth slurping up the sweet juices.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and sensual, he loves to make it last and with how lazy he is to move you’ll end up having sex for at least two hours.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, he will have sex a lot and I mean a lot, whether you’re washing the dishes and he comes up from behind to hump your rump, grabbing some groceries only to have him come up from behind to latch onto you from behind to rub himself against you both for marking territory and for a quick one. He just loves it.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

He isn’t one to risk doing things at all, especially with his bone magic, his fine with gravity magic but not bone magic ever.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Long.. very.. very long, it’s rather scary how long he can last. You’d think ugh how lazy he is he wouldn’t last even a quarter way through sex but no he proved you very wrong by bringing you ecstasy at least twelve times before you had to pull the safe word.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Hell yes, his found your stock of old toys you used before you two met now his using it on you constantly of course though mostly the vibrators and not the full dildos, nothing is allowed to penetrate you, only him.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Extremely unfair, he’ll be egging you to the very edge before finally stopping completely and sitting back waiting and watching your sobbing writhing form begging for the high of the climax that won’t come at all.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

His a loud ass, mostly grunts, growls and snarls than words or coherent sentences, his full carnal baby.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Animalistic, during intimate moments and usually during heats his mostly snarls, growls, grunts and crooning. You’ve come to learn what each sound he makes means.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

He isn’t that all impressive in length but he does make up for it in girth, as they say dynamite comes in small packages and damn... you have no idea how true that is. His dick is slightly curved upwards when erect causing it to directly press into the sweet g-spot, it’s a bright blue slightly translucent in accordance to his soul.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Quite high and specially high during his heat season, there’s a reason why he does love having a quickie and everywhere is his favorite location.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After his taken care of you his dearest mate he’ll right away fall into a deep snooze quietly snoring away whilst spooning you closely against his chest.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Zim doesn’t really do aftercare, unless you count a nasty nip on your thigh as an aftercare act.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your chest, no not your bosom, he has a weird fascination of listening to your heart beating, his never heard such a thing before and when he first heard it he thought you had a parasite before you explained everything. Now his just in love with it.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Very frigid like pouring freezing ice water on your warmed skin, it’s completely translucent no colour nor smell, very extremely sweet due to the Irken diet of carbohydrates and sugar, very slimy and comes in large amounts due to the knot.

 

Bonus additive- second climax style his an ovipositor male, after intimacy if you two perform intimacy the next day he will lay small red jello like eggs into your womb.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

He secretly really wants to take you to these special couples intimacy places his found on other planets but he doesn’t want to be seen as a weakling in your eyes.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

His a goddamn virgin, Irkens haven’t reproduced through intimacy in millennia’s. He didn’t know what to do with his clutch (dick) and you had to show him how to penetrate and in order to feel pleasure- to thrust.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

 

Harp, that is his absolute favorite position of all. After the numerous times of sex and his clutch had become more accustomed and malleable you introduced him to different positions, the harp become his favorite as he came to the realization it only could he penetrate deeply, hilting all the way inside but he also got to interact with you entirely the whole time.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

 

Goofy, this Irken is absolutely goofy during intimacy, whether he asks the most stupid or random questions or fails at trying to get you to beg for him. He certainly knows how to make you end up moaning and laughing at the same time.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

 

Cleaner than any chemical laboratory, Zim hates germs despite having sex with a human filled with bacteria.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Zim isn’t really romantic or the mushy type, he’ll always be the tough little alien you know and love.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Often, ever since you two first got intimate he couldn’t stop his urges and began constantly masturbating anywhere in his or your home.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, scratching, praising and master pet. Biting and scratching come from the need to leave his mark on you to show that you are off limits to anyone- though you did become pissed when you found out he snuck a tattoo on your ass of the Irken Invader symbol, he said ‘Well I did invade you successfully didn’t I’ you didn’t speak to him for at least two days before he came begging for forgiveness. The praise and master and pet play are a bit different than expected, instead of calling him master you have to call him your Tallest and for the praise part Zim loves getting his ego stroked- it certainly turns out well for you if you stroke it.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

His base, his spaceship whilst in space and your bedroom. His spaceship is quite small and cramped but his flexibility is yet to fail you and your bedroom is his favorite due to how it smells of ‘only you’.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Call him ‘My Tallest leader Zim’ and see what happens, I dare you.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t talk to Dib- in fact don’t go anywhere near the Membrane’s residence.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give. All Irken love sweet things and your lubricant happens to be very sweet and so begins his diet of eating you out ten times every week.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast and rough, his no gentle Irken, his thrusts are quick and as vicious as his personality bringing quick climaxes.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Too often, for a I quote ‘busy irken’ he tends to visit too many times catching you off guard even at your workplace trying to dry hump you and encourage some quick sensual action.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Risks... too many to count, Zim has done many stupid things and now when it comes to intimacy he has become the daredevil of sexual intercourse, dare may I say or mention the massive failure of a sex machine that resides in the corner of the lab?

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Forever, his PAK and Irken diet of sugar and starch leaves him with the endless supply of energy and as a trained invader he knows how to use it sparingly well. You ended up sobbing out the safe word when he tried bringing you to a quick eighteenth climax not hearing you the first twenty two times.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Yes, his PAK comes with an assortment of tools and multiple tendrils with a thick blackish lubricant was one of them, and surprisingly enough he allowed you to put your egg vibrator into his sheath where his clutch was- it was a very intense moment for both of you.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Semi-teasing, sometimes he gets it right sometimes he doesn’t, I don’t think he understands what you mean by teasing though when he starts insulting you.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Very loud, Zim has a naturally loud voice and speaks loudly as if he wants the world to hear him, so you usually do end up bringing some cotton to feign ear plugs to block out some of the sound.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Turning animalistic, Zim was very tame at first but you’ve come to notice that slowly but surely he is starting to become in a more carnal state during intimacy with low snarling or crooning.

 

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Zim’s clutch or dick rests inside his body which you have to coax from the sheath on his groin, it’s colour is a bright reddish pink a magenta colour in contrast to his green skin, it’s shape is of course alien like as a tentacle and in segments that each one bloats when climaxing, it’s length and girth is obviously unearthly and terrifying at first. His clutch is around 20 inches in length and the thickness near around the middle is 3 inches.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Overly high, maybe too high- ever since he was introduced to sex his become an addict to It wishing to plow into you every single day to s point you have a sex schedule.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Zim won’t sleep unless you tell him to, he’ll mostly spend his time spooning you lowly crooning and gently squeezing your bosom or rump.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

 

Gnarl is old he defiantly knows how to pull some aftercare- well if he wants to that is, sometimes he can’t be bothered other times his very much gently massaging your feet with his stubby blunt claws or massaging the fat of your thighs.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your bosom, a part of the female body no minion could ever resist nor Overlord, the female breast is viciously attractive to a dangerous level, and being a ole horny bastard of a minion advisor that he is he can’t resist staring at yours so openly unless his Overlord is around.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Translucent and mildly warm, albeit it’s very thick and sometimes even slimy especially if it begins to pool between your legs.

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly he wishes to partake in a naughty intimacy in the Overlord’s bed wearing the heavy suit of armor to feel more powerful, but unfortunately his body isn’t in its prime anymore.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Extremely experienced, his an old minion he defiantly knows what he is doing.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

 

Doggy is his absolute favorite, a position where he can mindlessly hump the nether out of you and barely use up any energy holding his body up, only loosely gripping your hips or waist with his blunt claws.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Very very silly, his got his dark humor and always cracks a joke if possible just as many times he has whenever he spoke to the Overlord, you desperately hoped it wouldn’t be the same in the bedroom but unfortunately no.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Defiantly hobo, Gnarl may not be as wretched as a Green but he still is a dusty old minion, sometimes before intimacy you make sure he takes a bath in the bucket before going anywhere near your ‘nether regions’. [pun intended]

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Surprisingly the old horny bastard can be quite romantic if he has the energy levels to do it, setting the Overlord’s bathing room chambers with slight candles while the sire is out conquering lands long enough for you two to get extremely intimate, of course there’s only the problem of peeping toms- all the other minions well excluding the Blue’s they weren’t too interested in seeing intercourse.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Surprisingly not often which led to him always being so pent up you did question him one day about it and apparently in his flustered state of embarrassment and stutters a bottle got stuck on his dick and decided against ever again masturbating.. you decided to not ask about the bottle.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Marking, he loves marking your thighs and shoulders it’s his territory now.

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

The bathing chambers, fun for steamy moments.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Lightly tugging his goatee is a sure fire way to turn him on he takes it as a suggestion for intimacy. A peck on the cheek will defiantly have him crooning for more with a dark smile of mischievous evil.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Talking to Mortis, he doesn’t like seeing you interacting with another old minion at all. It gets him all grouchy for an entire week and it takes forever to get him to talk to you again that your not going to go after the fishy blue minion.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, oh what is more better than him stuffing his face into your soft female groin, he loves the smells and tastes of savory and sweet better than any beetle or grub his ever eaten.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

His a old minion but that doesn’t mean he won’t be rough and fast, if he gets the chance he’ll be roughly fucking you well enough for the whole of the nether and overworld to hear you.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Extremely often, there’s never a time he doesn’t have you quickly in a corner or blind spot on your knees and hands sneaking his dick inside of you for a quick one.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Extreme risk taking, there’s no time he hasn’t tried to get intimate with you on the Overlord’s throne or in the large pile of gold, his willing it all to get it on in one of the weirdest of places.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

He can barely last one round, his old and doesn’t have his younger self’s energy anymore but sometimes if your lucky enough he can last to a second round.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

There aren’t any toys in the ancient times of the fantasy realm but he has tried convincing you having bugs crawl over your body would increase the sensation- also he would have some snacks while you both got intimate. You had a hard time explaining that, ‘No I don’t want a millipede crawling all over me- no not even a beetle.’

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Unfair? Him? He doesn’t have the patience to tease you, he wants to get immediately intimate with you, down and dirty.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Depends, usually he is quite loud and intimate returning to a carnal state of mind and lack of knowledge in sentence structure as he blabbers out random words to a point you are questioning his sanity.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Animalistic, he returns to the formal glory of a savage brown minions blabbering words and struggling to form the right word and sentence structures as he mindlessly humps you in an attempt to get you pregnant.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

He always boasts about being quite big but being that his a minion it’s around average size, not impressive in length albeit intriguing in girth. Around 5 inches in length.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Extremely high sex drive, his old and his horny as fuck.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Defiantly will fall asleep,
If he doesn’t have the energy to perform aftercare his going to snooze by your side or even on top of you, though you will allow him to, admiringly he is quite cute when asleep.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

For a scary robed blue minion wielding a scythe and able to revive entirely dead minions and always give morbid advice his pretty sweet and gentle. That must defiantly be his blue side, Blue minions are the weakest minions and more on the magic side- you can truthfully say he works magic on your abdomen and thighs as well as back after an intimate moment.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your eyes, unlike every minion ever or any Overlord who go for the bosom he finds your eyes as attractive as ever, he can’t help himself but stare, not even bothering to look away when caught.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Translucent, very cold, as slimy as his skin and very watery. You’ll always be struggling to keep it in, as soon as he pulls out it always pools out and forms a puddle around you.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

He secretly really wants to coddle you all day in the pools of the Blue hive or in the bathing chambers.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

He will admit he was a virgin, he only had his carnal instincts to guide him during his first time of intimacy but you’ll give him the gold star anyways as experienced.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Shuttle, it’s his absolute favorite seeing as he can eagerly thrust upwards into you and have his cocks deeply penetrate inside.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

It’s a in between sort of thing, he does sometimes say a morbid joke and other times his entire focus is on you and both of your pleasures.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well groomed, his slimy skin is just a protective coating like a fish’s but being a Blue he loves taking a dip into the water every single day which keeps him relatively clean. Something that you can appreciate.

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

 

Very extremely romantic, his entirely passionate about you and just you alone, with gentle strokes and quick appreciative kisses all over. His actions are more than enough to fluster you.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Not often, his usually too busy resurrecting certain minions the Overlord wants and if he isn’t doing that his busy spending his time with you.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Light biting, breath play and body praise. He loves how his teeth leaves light small marks on your skin leaving pinpricks and a light hickey, as for breath play he resurrects minions and knowing he has you under his control just gives that light spike especially seeing you writhe and gasp in pleasure from the intensity of the lack of oxygen and heightened senses. Body praise well how can he not love the female body?

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

 

The bathing chambers and Blues Hive. His two favorite watery places, you won’t catch him anywhere too hot and fiery, as a Blue he loves cold dark dank places.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Seeing you wear a soft silky lacy robe really gets him going, even more so when you’re wearing a robe similar to his.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t wear things that are red and avoid talking with Gnarl or spending to much time with him, Mortis gets easily jealous that you’ll leave him for the older minion- you know this oddly sounds familiar.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, he loves suckling away on your sweet succulent juices coming from your vagina slurping it up and inserting his long tongue to find more bringing about great pleasure he loves the sweetened tastes. He defiantly also loves seeing you handling his two cocks whether your going to press your face between the two gently kissing them both to climax or gently stroking them even daring to try and attempt to suck them both at the same time, he just loves seeing and feeling your soft un-calloused hands against his smooth slimy groin closely rubbing the lips of his sheath.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast but sensual, he tends to suddenly start thrusting at a rabbits pace whenever he penetrates, you’ve found that he may have sensitive nerves near the base of his cocks and when his hilted it triggers his body into a fast paced motion- I mean, not like you’re complaining.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Not as often, he is a very busy minion and doesn’t really have time for a quickie but he makes it up in romantic moments and long sensational intimacy in the bathing chambers, especially in the deep side of the pool.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, he really doesn’t want any harm to come to you, he may be able to bring minions back to life but his unsure whether he could do the same for a creature bigger than him.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

It’s a meh in between, his an old tired minion but he isn’t as old as Gnarl he does have some eager energy left in him to a point he can last two round and four with a push.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

There are no toys in the fantasy realm but Mortis has tried to convince you that playing with small electric eels or even small frogs would increase the fun, that was a very big no from your side.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

No teasing, Mortis doesn’t want to tease you at all, he finds that he wants to spend his time romantically during the intimacy and not waste a single bit of it.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Quiet, Mortis isn’t one for a loud voice, it’s gravely and his actually shy about it and would rather let out hushed grunts and panting and whispers of your name.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

A in between Mortis has a mild control over his carnal instincts as a blue minion but sometimes he ends up glub glubbing like a normal blue in sentences.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

His groin area is smooth and pale blue, you have to coax the buggers out with gentle prods or lightly moving them out. He has two cocks which are a pinkish colour that contrasts against his slimy blue skin, in no way are they human looking their more featureless excluding the veins, their more tentacle looking than anything else. The two cocks are quite average in length around 6 inches and slim but thankfully as there are two they still do quite fill you up.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

 

He actually has quite a high yearn for intimacy, as bothersome minions his brought back to life give him a hard hug and a smooch of a thanks- which mind you, irritated him- and with how long he works he ends up quite pent up.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

 

After a long night of intimacy and after finishing making sure your aftercare was done properly he curls up around on top of you in the bedroom designated to you with his tail between your legs and his head nestled in your breasts.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

For an Eldritch is ancient power BlackHat really knows how to perform the perfect aftercare with gentle peppering kisses all across your abdomen and along your thighs, finalizing this with carrying you to his large hot tub of a bath where he’ll seat you on his lap and give the best damn massages in the universe.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your arms, your arms will forever be his favorite where he can gently charm you up into a giggling flustered mess lightly gripping your hand to gently pepper a kiss from the top of you fingers all the way to the collar bone.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Semi-Translucent, green, glowing and frigid cold. He loves staining your skin with his glowing semen and even stuffing you to an overflowing point just to admire your glowing belly. Though if you’d be honest you look like you stained your skin with green glow stick liquid.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

His dirty secret is how much he wishes to coddle you up in his embrace for an eternity to bind your soul to his entire entity, to share a small package of his power with you to be one with you. Unfortunately his quite prideful of his villainy and actually fearful of your rejection to be one with him.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Experienced, his an ancient Eldritch with infinite knowledge and power, and with how he works your body you know his experienced.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Elephant, no other position is better than this one, he loves it as he has you facing him allowing access to kiss you passionately to see your expressions as he gently strokes your insides with his demonic cock and even have to chance to take your breasts into his mouth to suck on or kiss all the while watching you very closely. It’s his ultimate enjoyment with such deep penetration and a good show.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Serious, this is a moment of intimacy a moment of privacy between you two where you can both just passionately have sex without someone barging in- a certain neon green haired lady-, his going to take any moment with a serious passion.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Whoa whoa there Nelly, this is BlackHat we are talking about here- there is no such thing as going hobo when we are talking about him, most if not all Eldritch are well groomed to perfection.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Very intimate, expect the bed to look very inviting, with lit scented candles smelling of a sweet honey, rose petals leading the way to the silky red blanket of the bed where he lays with only his boxers on a rose between his teeth and his tie sexily hanging loosely around his neck. Intimacy is truly where he shines.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Not too often, his a busy working Eldritch only getting few quiet times in his office to ‘adjust the antenna’ so to speak.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, marking, body praise, bondage, breeding and knotting. BlackHat likes nothing more than to restrain your body with long black slithering tentacles to have you so weak and feeble beneath his lean build where he can take you however he wishes, the breeding and knotting go hand-in-hand as his tentacle dick tends to knot you tightly helping him with his urges to fuck you til you are carrying his whelps, he can’t help but croon and caress your abdomen whenever it begins to bulge from the pressure.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

His office, bath and throne room. Nothing is better than seating your bare ass on his desk on his work papers ruining all the paperwork as he penetrates you quickly and fucks you there and then, both of you eagerly kissing with passion. With the throne room there’s nothing better than watching you straddle his lap and ride him while he watches.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Seeing you in a fancy piece of clothing and wearing a skirt, he knows it’s an invitation as each time you’ve never worn anything underneath all for him.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Do not talk about heroes in his presence it makes him jealous and kills his mood entirely. Also don’t talk business or work during a passionate moment, he wants you to focus on him in that moment.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, BlackHat loves the attention you give to him, especially so when you give his tenta-cock attention, leaning back and watching you work his writhing wiggling tentacle trying to calm the squirming thing with tender kisses and gentle strokes and he can’t hold in his groans of pleasure whenever you skip your fingers inside of his sheath. On the other hand for you, he loves watching you squirm all because a small muscle- his tongue- is inside of you licking and rubbing all the right spots and seeing how long his snake tongue is and with his knowledge he can reach and rub your g-spot all he wants.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Very slow and very sensual, he’ll take it very slowly with gentle loving and passionate thrusts, sex doesn’t have to be fast and rough to be good, sometimes a slow sensual pace can be the best as it means more time entangled in each others limbs and a more stronger climax is achieved.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, there’s never a time where if you’re bending over to pick something you’ve dropped that he isn’t behind you with his hands caressing your hips. Or whilst you wash the dishes or it’s your turn to make the food he isn’t there tenderly wrapping his arms around your embracing your body resting his chin on your shoulder nibbling on your ear while his tentacle works you to a quick climax without removing either of your clothes.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Risky, his been tempted many times to bring torture devices into the sex life as well as dimensional portals with the ideas of a exotic 69 with portals. You aren’t really accepting of the torture devices but the 69 idea awfully sounded like fun.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Infinite, his an Eldritch with infinite power, sure you’ve seen him sleep and have him coddling you in a spooning embrace but his never out of energy and always prepped to do anything so your intimacy life usually includes him still up and ready to go though he does give you breaks in between each climax to prepare you for the next.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Oh hell yes, this Eldritch won’t let good toys go to waste, his bringing those dildos and vibrates right in as well as the ovipositor dildos though he usually does just end up sticking the dissolvable jello eggs into his tentacle to lay inside of you and then only have you a moaning mess as you try pushing them out with him watching intently.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Quite unfair, his one to lightly tease you with that snake tongue of his, lightly flicking it against your clitoris restraining your hands with tendrils as he works you up and give you no relief.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, this beastly demonic creature has no restraint on how loud he is, it rattles the very windows in their frames with each roar of pleasure.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Animalistic, you can always tell when he nears his climax as his form loses shape, his claws become sharper and dig into your skin and his pace becomes erratic as he momentarily loses control and becomes a unearthly nightmarish hellish form.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

A tentacle budding with ribs, bumps along the shaft and some small malleable soft spikes that strike all the right places. It’s a dark grey colour coming out of a slit like sheath from his groin, as it nears the tip the colour fades into a bright flushed pink colour extremely sensitive might I add, the length is a impressive whopping length of 10 inches and in thickness around the middle to the base a 4 inches.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High, life and business in villainy can be quite stressful, leading to sex as the best option of a relief- lucky you.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

 

He will stay awake easily he doesn’t need sleep but if you ask him to sleep with you he gladly will rest his eyes- though sometimes you stay awake just a little after his fallen asleep just so you can pet his marvelous eyebrows.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

The sweet stuttering man, his too flustered to do anything, you actually end up being the one doing the aftercare to him, but make no mistake the nerd can do it he just needs the right push and distraction.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your ass, nothing better than you seating yourself on his lap on the swivel chair and lightly tugging his tie, he can feel you purposefully grinding against his already swelling dick.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Normal, normal white colour, lightly salty flavor and warm. Basically human.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

He wants to take the bag off of his head to show you how he really looks like, but of course lord BlackHat won’t allow it. Also his terrified of what you’ll think of him.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Fuckin’ virgin, the nerd has been working for BlackHat for a a very long time and never got the chance to get with a women, he was very clumsy first time round.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Defiantly cowgirl, as much as this position flusters him to hell he loves it seeing you on top riding him unto tomorrow, he gets to see all the expressions to make to.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

 

A surprising in between, rather than not jokes he usually gets all stutter with hushed groans and pants while boasting about his favorite planes which brings a smile to your face with how relaxed and pleased he gets.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Semi-groomed, his work leaves him all dust covered and oil slicked even though he does attempt to stay clean his line of work leaves him dirty all the time.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

The nerd is a a sweetie for romance unfortunately that isn’t allowed in the BlackHat mansion but when you do manage to get him out of the eldritch’s clutches, you both get to have a romantic time in bed.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

 

A between his usually too busy to have time to himself but when he does get time well let’s just say his taking those awful BlackHat paintings in his room down.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Bondage, marking and body praise. He loves taking command especially since his usually the runt of a nerd for a business bondage is the perfect fun time in the bedroom, albeit the body praise part is more for him than you, he needs a confidence boost you know.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

The bedroom and your domain, the bedroom is the safest place to have a make-out session and sex without disturbance and especially when in your domain of a evil lair the bedroom you have there is a-class amazing and don’t get me started on the hot tub bath.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Talk about buying him off from BlackHat into your business talk about getting him out of there buying his freedom. That’s enough to get him going knowing you’re willing to spend so much just to give him his freedom.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t talk about Demencia at all his had enough of that crazed fellow coworker.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Receive, aside from the paper bag being in the way his also rather too shy to approach in anyway, thankfully you don’t mind that at all and gladly will give him a good time albeit also still flustering him with that look of yours.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and sensual, his still learning how to do things right and in a way of pure pleasure, give the nerd some time.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, as a scientist you get stressed way to often than not and so it brings him great relief that you are a often enough renting him from BlackHat always making him ‘work’ at your evil lair when in reality even if he makes progress on some machines you two get down and dirty.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

As he is a mad man, often than not, he will come with risks. Being with a villain comes with its risks and he is willing to make some sort of concoctions to make you both more sensitive or increase orgasm strength. Knowing Flug works with technology and weaponry makes you hesitant enough to toss it over the shoulder into the plant’s which are now sprouting some genitalia like flowers.. great.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

After a great deals day of work he sometimes just doesn’t have the stamina to keep going even if his in his younger years, which leads to him being thankful when you’re taking the lead.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

It’s a no no, seeing those... impressive toys of yours really intimidate him.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Flug doesn’t tease, that doctor gets too flustered to tease and when you try to tease him he can’t hold it in and leaves a huge mess, silly Doctor.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Awkwardly loud, Flug still has his awkward voice cracks albeit loudly and sometimes quite nice, it can leave a bit awkward of a feeling thankfully he doesn’t have to know that.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, awkward, blushing, teenage like, voice cracks and unsure. What more can I list to explain that he is completely tame?

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

The scientist carries quite the package, 7 inches in length isn’t much for girth but oooh boy does its bulbous head hit the right places.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High, his like damn horny teenager, get frisky you two I want grandkids.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Lack of stamina check- his gonna pass out either on top of you or after or even during aftercare moment.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Gentle aftercare, you may not like the smell of smoke, tobacco and a tinge of cherry whiskey, but he insists you let him spoon you so he may gently massage your muscles, he really knows how to massage your back and make you fall asleep whilst telling you his stories of detective work.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Nose, he loves your nose it’s adorable, as much as you find it weird and always fluster he can’t help but boop it and fluster you even more so. He loves your nose because he doesn’t have one and it just looks so cute to him.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Inky black, tastes of licorice, quite cold. Not normal at all which fits his creature feature of a featureless face and black ashen skin, admittedly you did freak out when you had this black ink spilling from you til he explained how normal it is, you probably should’ve expected that since he isn’t human.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

He really wants to take you to the Paranormal realm to his home but he fears you’ll be traumatized by the paranormal creatures of the realm, not all of them look as good as he does.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Not too experienced but he does have knowledge on how to have sex, he’s still learning how to pleasure you even more.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Spoon, it’s a comfortable position a favorite where he can fully embrace you and gently stimulate you at the same time as he thrusts. A sweet delight for both of you. Not only that but the position leaves a perfect time for aftercare and the perfect position for him to coddle you and fall asleep with you.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

 

Silly, he may be a hardass classic stereotype looking detective but his absolutely silly during intimacy, whether it he be tickling your sides, to unintentionally making silly cute compliments about your gorgeous body he’ll always have you crack a smile which forms into a moan.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Semi-groomed, he may keep himself neatly but the paranormal will always retain its scent, you will forever smell his scent of smoke, tobacco and cherry whiskey.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Very romantic, a detective mind and eye with a delicious raspy worn voice that sends trembles to your gut, he really knows how to set the mood

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Semi-often, whenever his alone in the office under the desk he’ll begin his time of relief and if someone walks in he can easily retain a poker face due to the lack of any features, his face is literally a blank slate.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Marking, breeding and role play, nothing else can bring this detective paranormal creature over the edge than you dressed up as a little damsel in distress leaving him clues to solve a case of where that key is to unlock the hard leather strapped around your groin keeping him out.

 

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

 

His office, this is his only favorite location nowhere else can bring him more satisfaction than sprawling you onto his desk and pounding mindlessly away into you, take note during after hours when everyone in the B.O.P have gone home, albeit the morgue lady Autumn Yale has walked in on you two a few times making it awkward whenever you three all see each other during meetings. Paranormal Creature and human relationships are a bit iffy still amongst people.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Wear his detective’s coat with black lace on underneath sprawled out in a sexy pose on the bed, you’ll defiantly be having a good time that night.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t get too close to some certain types of Paranormal Creatures, some seem to tick him off quite a lot and get him in a no no mood, you’re still trying to figure out with P.C’s he isn’t okay with but you’re getting there.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, Vance really surprised you when he wanted to give you oral, you weren’t expecting anything your mind was boggle with confusion as he had no physical mouth to look at but as soon as he got between your generously spread legs you shrieked with a moan as you felt multiple tongues enter. After a amazing orgasmic experience you found he actually has four snake tongues in that Inky abyss skin of his, you’re for now on watching him closely to actually see his tongues in action.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and rough, the two best combinations yet, he has you whining and moaning as his dick manages to jab just the right spots with each rough albeit slow thrust.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

 

Often, you don’t often find yourself alone, Vance is always following you around if possible and when there’s a chance to bend you over as you’re busy he’ll nab it fast, you both nearly got caught once while in the building’s kitchen.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, this Paranormal Creature comes risk free, he doesn’t want to see you hurt in anyway. He has seen enough dead bodies or hurt people while on the job as it is.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Extremely high stamina, Vance may be a Paranormal Creature but he does still have a certain amount of energy, albeit he doesn’t tire so quickly or as often which leads to hours of pleasurable ecstasy.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

It’s a mix-and-match kind of situation, yes he will sometimes try but other times he really isn’t in the mood for a weird vibrating toy.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

 

Vance teases very nicely, if you ask nicely enough the detective will certainly give you what you want, if you don’t he’ll leave you hanging until you give in or use the safe word. He uses merely kisses and feathered touches to get you writhing beneath.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Quiet, for a raspy voiced Paranormal Creature his not that loud apart from some deep throaty grunts and panting. It is all understandable as Vance was never much of a talkative P.C like most.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, Vance is nothing like most scandalous shows and newspapers say Paranormal Creatures are like in the bed, he doesn’t go animalistic or crazy, his rather a gentle giant of a creature.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Impressive? Yes. His dick is at a length of 8 inches and a girth of 3inches- if you really had to be honest with yourself you were mostly intimidated by its look than anything else, it has a ribbed detail with bumps and what looks like small spikes albeit their malleable.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

 

High, with all the quickies and his undying affection for you of course he’ll be wanting to go at it as much as possible. Especially during Spring time a time of new beginnings and baby making.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Right after a great time of pleasurable intercourse and bone rattling climaxes Vance wants nothing more than to just coddle you up and sleep with you. He’ll stay awake all the way until you fall asleep in his arms.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Expect this fiery tempered minion who wishes to burn anything that can burn bright and well, to be your little furnace cuddle buddy, after a good and very heated intimate time with each other he’ll lay on top of you snoozing away and providing you both comfort and warmth with his hot fire belly.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your belly, your belly really intrigued Blaze when he first saw it, you obviously didn’t have a fire abdomen like he did but still you provided some warmth of your own he could feel and it’s really soft! The perfect place to nap on after burning things and getting intimate.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

A reddish orange, extremely hot, steam will be coming from your vagina trust me it’ll be keeping your insides so hot, not only that but it’s also quite sticky so it ain’t coming out of you so easily. Something of which Blaze is pretty smug about, rascal of a red minion.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Blaze really wants to learn how to swim so he can bathe with you and also bathe your body clean, he wants to be the one cleaning your body not some blues which is the reason why his trying so hard to learn how to swim by getting Zap to teach him.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

It’s a sort of weird inbetween thing, his never ever really had proper sex before he usually jumped some random females leg unsuccessfully as he got a shriek and hard kick, but when he got to humping you, you swear you could see and feel the stars as he hit just all the right areas.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

 

Doggy position all the way, a position in which Blaze can eagerly latch on and hump you to all his delight, not only that but his fire stomach really warms you up so you aren’t complaining.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

 

Both, Blaze can switch from being a laughing chortling little shit to a very focused eagerly humping red minion in a matter of seconds, either way you’ll be enjoying yourself.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Groomed, red minions have to be well groomed, if they aren’t they’ll most likely set things on fire which they don’t want on fire- such as explosives.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

On a romantic level no, as much as Blaze does the higher coordination and smarts of a regulate red minion he still is much more.. less educated than Gnarl who even he still chomps down on bugs and sometimes loses his shit over sheep. No romance for you today.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Often, sometimes you’ll think some magma strayed from the streams around the nether tower.. until you realize it isn’t magma but rather just a lot of semen- everywhere- all over your room not even the spare rugs are safe, what’s that sound? Oh his just under your bed also making a mess there- I think you get the point.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, slight burning, marking and orgies. Burning, he won’t burn you to a point of pain but rather just let the flames lightly quickly lick against your skin, it sends chills through him and has his tail wagging. For the orgy part yes you’ve actually ended up partaking in visiting the Red’s hive with Blaze who eagerly shared you with his big happy ‘family’. Albeit he was the only one allowed near your vagina any red that got too close there were going to get snapped at, let’s just say your mouth and anus was in a lot of pain and the blues were much more careful in cleaning you this time round- the Overlord was giving you a look- he knows what you did in the dark silently judging you, that bastard, even if his just sitting across from you in the large bathing chamber bathing himself with his mistress and Blaze is sitting in the corner facing the wall in a timeout by Gnarl who he himself is trying to eagerly look into the chamber albeit getting a sponge to the face.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Red’s Hive, his favorite place, it’s nice and toasty inside and with his fellow reds, thankfully there’s a rug for you to relax on after a good pounding or two... or eight.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Lightly playing with candles or burning something, it makes him incredibly eager as you play with fires as much as he does. The Overlord doesn’t appreciate you burning his shit in his tower.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t let him see you with the nice kind blues bathing you, he gets incredibly jealous knowing he can’t approach water without the chance of drowning even if it is such a shallow pool of water.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Receive, eager Blaze wants to see and feel your sweet soft lips around his fiery dick and feel your hands cupping his package and massaging it, oooh it gets him going.

 

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

 

Fast and sensual, Blaze is a eager beaver, once he gets into position there’s no stopping him as he eagerly humps your rump with a quick jittering pace.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often so often, he could be spending his time on a mission already be there- but no first his got to hump you for good luck and once he gets back another good quickie as a hello to show his happy and home, before he goes and fetches you something to eat, his going to give you another humping for extra measure.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Risky business, Blaze loves burning things and just because your a human that he likes a lot doesn’t mean you aren’t spared, you will most likely will have your pubes burnt off and some of your hair scorched.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Long, Blaze is like a fire he can last forever depending how much fuel is in him, if his had a good meal which he does eat a lot then be prepared for a long time in the red hive or bedroom, but if he hasn’t eaten much he won’t last so many rounds.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

There are no toys in the fantasy realm, however Blaze has managed to convince you to have some small fire beetles on you, the small creepy crawlers with their fiery thoraxes and hot legs crawling all over surprisingly did leave an effect on you especially when Blaze began munching them off of you whilst eagerly humping, the effect was being grossed out.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Blaze doesn’t tease it’s not necessary to him as he eagerly wants to hump and either way his hot eager touches do light a spark in you.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, all Red minions are well known to have a wheezing cough as they loudly cough up flames and fireballs, and you are no stranger to Blaze coughing some flames in his excitement all the reason why your back as a few burn marks.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Animalistic, Blaze goes through a carnal stage of humping eagerly, no minion can resist the booty, they must hump no matter the cost and especially when there’s a good pair of bosoms they must stare really closely.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Due to Blaze being an elites minion his made of two red life force so his larger than the regular minion. Blaze’s dick is red as his body excluding the underside and his balls which are a fire just like his abdomen, it’s length is a average 6 inches but the girth is an impressive 4 inches, you’ll always be stuffed with fiery dick.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Extremely high, like any minion their always eager for sex or any form of attention.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Depends, if he has eaten a lot and after the intimate rounds he may stay awake and relax on top of you, if not he’ll doze off immediately and you’ll be spooning the big red minion for warmth.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

All you need to do is close your eyes and you’ll be in a bliss, the cold stone feels rather smooth against your bare skin, something that could be added to the notes the scientists found that fact interesting. Thankfully no one could watch that happen and 173 couldn’t be bothered escaping as long as you were around.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

The statue, 173 finds your eyes attractive- I know the irony of it all but he can’t help but return the stare unmoving and seeing those eyes of yours seeing your pupils dilate and the irises change shifting as the pupil grows of shrinks.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Translucent, tastes like.. strawberries? , surprisingly warm and very watery, it’s like you’d be basically stuffing yourself with water the stuff splashed everywhere, you feel bad for whichever D-Class has to clean up the fluids and not know what it is.

 

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

173 wishes that he could move without you having to close your eyes, well to move at all- but also he dearly wishes to leave this place he wouldn’t harm a soul as long as you were with him.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

 

It’s a strange thing, the statue feels experienced but how can that be? You’re the first ever convicted female D-class falsely put on death row for the murder of a highly well renown child.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Standing obviously, the statue can move his limbs but lacks elbows and knees, doesn’t mean you can’t spread your legs and hang onto him as he presses you up against wall while the strange feeling of a solid jello like dick fills you.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Eh... can a statue be goofy or serious? 173 can’t really talk- well unless you know morsecode I highly doubt you’ll be understanding him anytime soon whether his making a joke or a compliment.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well, his actually quite well groomed thanks to your handy work, I mean if your going to be intimate with this statue you’d want him clean, thankfully for the D-Class’ sake you had been approved to live within 173’s containment. Due to that you have been clean the living statue- which he loves-, but alas leaving the containment cleaning to D-Class.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Holy fucking flying tuna fish- honestly you weren’t expecting a statue to be so romantic- hell you weren’t expecting to be fucking a Euclid class thing in the first place. With his jello dick and somehow crazy spurring movements with your eyes close you are left in completely bliss as he manages to pound into you with a delicate manner of intimacy romance.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

.... he got tiny tyrannosaurus arms he can’t reach his jello dick.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

The statue doesn’t really have any kinks unless you count him enjoying how loud you become during intimacy.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Well there’s really only the containment room by when there’s a breakout and his containment’s door breaks his favorite area is the offices room just next door, the desks are perfect for you to bend over and be pounded into from behind and thankfully allow you to have your eyes open during that.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

His greatest motivation is when you clean his statue body, you actually enjoy going over cleaning the marks and taking your time, it gives him a tremble and needs to move.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

 

When you’re lazing about, saddened or if guards try to take you out of the room for your checkup, he doesn’t like them dragging you out kicking and screaming to be let go- he can’t do anything as they stare.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, the statue has a jello dick and so with its vertical mouth it has a jello tongue hidden amongst the empty void there. Hell he gives the best oral you’ve ever had, can’t really explain the feeling of this tendril wiggling inside of you.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast and rough, the statue will be having you clinging to his body which somehow managers to maneuver to thrust into you with a fast animalistic pace, or maybe rather it puts strain on his body to change into a different position from his normal look of wanting a hug.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, you’ll be reading a book until you hear double taps against the containment wall, a instant question which you got into routine and in your mind that he was asking politely if you wanted to go at it quickly. The scientist did always have long lunch breaks ever since you were moved into his containment.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, 173 doesn’t like risks at all- once you both tried during a breakout were he was supposed to find and hunt you down a sort of thrill and excitement which almost cost him as 682 found you first, he was only thankful the massive lizard whimpered and stared in fright at him and you clung onto his statue body tightly telling the lizard off.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

The statue has endless energy, his anatomy is unknown leaving you in endless thought of how in the worlds he lives breaths trembles and moves. He can last a endless amount of rounds.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Sorry but there are no toys in the SCP Foundation, even if you had asked kindly enough. Damn, you were so sure 173 would adore vibrators.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

173 has a no no on teasing it’s more like you tease him, once you had opened your eyes in the middle of sex with a coy smirk on your lips, you stayed still and kept your eyes open long enough only gently caressing the base of the jello cock that came from a slit on the groin area that wasn’t visible whilst his cock wasn’t there. When you blinked and kept your eyes closed you were rewarded with a rather rush rough fuck.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Dead as a doorknob, you’ve never heard the statue ever make a sound before unless you count him tapping the walls it’s his stubs.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

A inbetween, you feel like 173 has a sort of sentience during the moment of intimacy but at the same time with how quick he is to thrust into your insides it makes you question that.

 

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Alright, first off there seemed to be nothing on the groin but if you felt closely with closed eyes you’d feel the thin slit opening, that is where his dick lays within a sheath of his body. The dick itself is a solid jello substance, a whopping 14 inches in length holy hell and a incredible 3 inches in girth, the statue defiantly had something to be proud of there. The jello cock is translucent but radiates a reddish hue and has a alien appearance about itself, it looks like a tentacle but unmoving and solid with a curve upwards, not featureless as it has veins and bumps along the underside bringing a whole new feeling along with the small bumps up top of the shaft as well which serve to only rub your clitoris.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

The statue has a high maintenance of yearning physical attention, if you two aren’t fooling around, cuddling and hugging you’ll be both getting down and dirty.

 

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

173 never sleeps, he physically can’t, which it took you awhile to get used to hearing the scraping of concrete against concrete in your nights rest, thankfully it felt rather calming to hear a living statue wandering around keeping company and guarding effortlessly.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

You feared the revelations of a peace treaty marriage, a simple human as a ambassador of your kind and a Dragon looking alien veiled in black smoke only red eyes revealed, it was customary of their kind to seal the deal with a ‘mating coupling’. To say the very least for a scary beast he was a gentle giant who carefully took care of you as if you were his delicate rose. Per say his hot tongue groomed to well.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your chest, as cheesy as it is which the nerdy dragon alien of yours admits he loves the sound of your heart listening closely to it rising and slowing during either intimacy or him coddling you as you both go to sleep. It’s such a lovely thing working to keep you alive, best of all with the space travel dynamics he’ll get to listen to your heart for the rest of your 20 000 000 lifespan together.

 

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Extremely hot, the organs of a DragonVile are always warm, their blood is as hot as lava and since their scrotum are tucked beneath their heavy plating of Black scales they’re kept so warm and toasty, when he fills you to the brim plugged with a throbbing knot your sure to feel it. The taste is mind numbingly that of sweet raspberry, the colour is a deep crimson shade slightly translucent, slimy and thick.

 

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Victor’s dirty secret is that of wanting to take you into the heart of the DragonVile empire straight to the magnificent home world deep in the center and to the glorious castle the main beauty of the heartlands of his home, unfortunately his own kind are warmongers and bringers of death with no known cause but just to do so, the steadily forming relation for humans safety from doom is but thin ice.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Victor is no doubt a virgin but he does have experience in teachings, he explained the mystery as ‘Every DragonVile you see without a partner are virgins, we are taught in our young hatchling years how mating works and that it is an eternal bond, makes are bound to their female forever as they are to them. So this choose wisely.’ You couldn’t help but agree more that teaching them how to have good sex with their partner was a good choice, defiantly worked out for you.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Harmony, the irony in the name of the position and his favorite as he is a big scaly reptile of an alien there aren’t too many positions to choose from because of his large tail and digitigrade hind legs, but this one is actually both favored not only does he love it but you to love the position as well. Not only does this position bring you close together but it has him pushed all the way deep inside stimulating all the right areas.

 

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, DragonVile’s are known for their ferocious temperament and all round serious attitude, but amongst partners of intimacy they’re little goofy aliens, nuzzling unexpectedly with raining kisses of licks and silly comments and a deep shade blush of purple against their black scales.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Extremely well groomed, DragonVile’s take pride in their black and purple scales, you’ll never find him sticky, greasy or messy not even on his seemingly messy dark grey mane- even his teeth are well kept, he won’t have you kissing him if he has a stinky breath.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Beyond the romantic, again DragonVile’s are known death bringers with bad temperaments but with their partners they’re big cuddle bears. You’ll be having him gently laying kisses along your body from your inner thighs to abdomen to bosom to your face, only for him to return to your groin and give tender loving licks.

 

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Not often, DragonVile’s are always busy with their jobs whether they’re scientist, blacksmiths, whitesmiths, militarist or the ordinary civilian work. Thankfully Victor’s work is always nearby and he is more than capable of doing it, as he is after all the Royal scientist.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

 

Biting, marking, scent marking, grooming, breeding and bondage. Scent marking is a alien kink, many reptiles of space have a strong sense of smell DragonVile’s have a exceptionally well sense of smell and you are his target to always cover with his scent by passionately rubbing his body against you wherever his scent glands are. Grooming is also a alien kink, many aliens enjoy grooming their partner after or during intimacy a wonderful feeling to have their tongue glide across their partner’s skin. Bondage kink comes from his work as a Royal Scientist, nothing better than having his partner tied up.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Bathing chambers, nothing is better than getting into the large bathing chamber in his science spacecraft, floating on his back on the water and having you seated on his scaly groin riding and taking as much of him as possible.

 

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

If you wear any of the well thought out crimson lingeries his gotten for you, he’ll be perked most intensely. Nothing better for the scientist to enter the sleeping chambers and see you laying sexily wearing the lingerie.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Interacting with his fellow colleagues without partners, DragonVile’s know not to approach another’s partner but that still doesn’t stop their temperament and jealousy.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, Victor loves curling his long red tongue around your thighs or flicking it against your sensitive velvet lips. He loves nothing more than seeing you attempt to please him, watching your small hands rubbing up and down the underside of his grey bulky shaft, gently prodding at the upper scaly purple part of his shaft tugging the malleable soft spikes to the sensitive light grey head. Victor could’ve never asked for anything better.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and hard, Victor knows how to give a good time during intimacy with slow but very hard thrusts, pulling back slowly but only to thrust back in hard.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, as his work requires him often he’ll give you a quick loving moment together before going off to the royal laboratory.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Risks yes, Victor does love trying some risks such as having you all but bare to the bone with only a sports bra and boxers running about in his space craft where he can hunt you down, alien reptiles have the weird fascination of hunting their mates to mount them, especially during the heat seasons. You’ll find yourself hiding in small spaces trying to not make a sound thrilled by the chase in his very own spacecraft.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Long, DragonVile’s have an enormous stamina range, they’ve got big muscular bodies and energy devouring neck muscles to breath their dark purple flames, so of course he has the stamina. Victor could last 20 rounds, thankfully he’ll stop when you want to stop.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Hell yeah there’ll be toys to play with, aliens aren’t judgmental on what little toys you use in the bedroom, but humans aren’t used to that so yes you were flustered when Victor came in with a box filled to the brim with things he thought a human like yourself would like to try. Let’s just say the different types of toys really surprised you.

 

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Victor unfair? Yes, he can be quite the unfair one getting turned on from you whining the writhing as he stops pleasing you. Even though you dislike the teasing he surely does love it.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, DragonVile’s have deep throaty voices they are after all able to produce the loudest roaring call in the galaxy which made their battle cries ferocious and terrifying. So you defiantly got a surprise as your whole body vibrated from the deep throaty roars and snarls he’d release as he mercilessly pounded into your small body.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Wild, DragonVile’s retained their ancestor’s wild untamed behavior with snarls, growls, roars and baring of their teeth. You’ve learned they still heavily rely on their body language to communicate even if they have a full vocabulary.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

To Victor he has the average size for his kind, but to you he is enormous, his length is an impressive 33 inches and girth around the middle is 4,5 inches. The skin is a dark grey underneath but up the top of the shaft are dark purple scales covered in soft malleable spikes and the head of the lovely alien dragon cock is light grey.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Low but high during heat seasons, DragonVile’s don’t have sex too often they love saving it all for the heat season to proudly mate, make nests, extra grooming and hunts. Traditionally during heat season male DragonVile’s hunt prey animals they’ve established on some tropical worlds in their territory, they bring back their catch to their female to impress.

 

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Victor will stay awake for you to groom your body clean, even if you’ve fallen asleep he’ll still be awake before soon finally falling asleep himself.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Aftercare? Him? Ha! In your dreams, this old man won’t do anything like that.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Ass, defiantly the ass. He loves butt grabbing so much and when you the first female arrived as a D-Class at the foundation he couldn’t help himself.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

As black as his pocket dimension, normal consistency as a humans. Just a different colour. Tastes like black licorice- blegh.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly even though he acts like he doesn’t like it- he loves the nickname you call him- ‘Old man Jenkins’ he doesn’t know where that came from, he knows his old but, that nickname you made specially for him. He loves that, even if he pouts and playfully swats your hand away he never wants you to stop calling him that. Hell his actually adopted the name of being called Jenkins than Radiant Larry any day.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Experienced? Well he feels experienced but you highly doubt his had sex before aside from his butt grabbing on the poor D-Class with each breakout.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

It isn’t really a position rather more.. he’ll have you half way through his pocket dimension only your lower torso along with his where he’ll be pounding into you, it is albeit a weird feeling halfway through this dimension of his getting fucked. Your basically having sex in two places at once.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Fuckin- goofy as fuck? 106 surprised you for something with decomposition abilities and nearly impossible to contain his never going to stop making jokes as he pounds into your small frame compared to his.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Eh... hobo- I guess? I mean he is basically a decomposing old man body of course but your still unsure whether he is clean, you’ll go for a hobo rating because he leaves black goop everywhere and stains on your skin. Which leaves you to begging the Scientists to add showers to his containment you’re kept in.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Not really, 106 isn’t the romantic type. That’s just it, he ain’t romantic gals.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Often- mostly to annoy you- you’ll be sitting in your corner in his containment on your mattress reading a book only to hear odd noises and find him sitting across from you jerking his dick with a wide creepy smile, oh you know his trying to annoy you.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, bondage, public sex and marking. There’s nothing better than having you claw at the ground in front of you with your lower torso in his pocket void where he thrusts into your naked lower half arms around your chest hands squeezing your bosom and his teeth on your shoulder biting and leaving hickeys. Bondage part comes included with his pocket dimension leaving holes to constrict your limbs from moving. Public sex kink is satisfied knowing the scientist have to watch over the containment so he doesn’t break out.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

In the laboratories more often than not, each breakout is a fun time of taking you to the laboratories and annoyingly ruining all the reports made by scientists. Which the scientists as much hated that having to make a report about how 106 reproduces with the female D-Class. That’s the only thing you and 106 will agree upon is hilarious.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Just you being you, you’re a stunning dame in his containment locked tight together and he thrives off of that.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Oh? You’re helping that D-class? Too bad his about to drag them under into his pocket dimension out of spite and jealousy. Even if that means you’ll be giving him the cold shoulder yourself.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Giving, in all honesty he does love eating you out more than receiving it all, his actually a shy guy- all puns intended- his shy about his decayed appearance. Even if you’ve offered a couple of times.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast and rough, there’s nothing better than a quick rough pace to have you a moaning mess beneath his decayed form and halfway through his pocket dimension. If you had to be honest with yourself you actually enjoyed being roughly fucked halfway through is void even if that meant you kept needing a new pair of clothes as the pocket dimension greedily decayed away the clothes inside the dimension.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often way too often, even during breakouts when you’re running about trying to find freedom- if he finds you he has no problems with mounting you awfully fast and taking you on the spot, receiving a odd look from 049 and disgusted or flabbergasted mesmerized expressions of D-Class passing by, by now during those times the guards and scientists have been well enough informed to use 106 being distracted with pounding into you from behind as a means of escaping.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

High risk taker, 106 that kinky old bastard will have you running around from other SCP’s as he tries to find you and randomly grab you, he finds the sick pleasurable thrill of suddenly dragging you under the floor through his pocket dimension into another area just as you’re about to be either neck snapped by 173 or crushed by 682’s gaping maw and once you’re in his arms he’ll fuck you there and then even if you are shocked by your close to death encounters.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Old man, can’t last too many rounds only 3 before he is tuckered out, this information was very useful to the scientists finding out 106 does have a stamina limit.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Nada, sorry folks there are no dildo’s or vibrators in the foundation and scientists don’t seem to keen on giving.. well that was until one faithful day a scientist on duty brought you two a gift in promise of return you both put on a show.... there was a breakout that day.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Some teasing here and there’s hell have his fingers skillfully teasing your velvet lips leaving inky stains only pulling back just when you’re on the cusp of orgasm.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, surprisingly 106 is quite the loud one, grunting and groaning your name you gratefully had given him rather than your designated D-class number.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, his like a normal human- albeit a dimensional decaying old human, but human nonetheless.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

A normal average human dick, 7 inches in length and a girth of 3 inches. He has a little fuzz on him but all normal aside from the black ink stains he leaves behind.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

 

High yearning, his a horny ole bastard and you are more than fine with that, it leaves you two with a fun activity when the scientists aren’t trying to do more tests.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

He’ll hit the snooze button once you are both situated on your uncomfortable corner mattress, not like you’re complaining as after all you have him spooning you conformably as he snores in a rather eerily cute manner.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

A goblin of care, his a sarcastic asshole for sure but that doesn’t mean his going to leave you hanging, he’ll be either gently massaging your scalp with his wonder hands or gently stroking your back or abdomen.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Face, he just loves how expressive you can get, he knows how much he looks extremely expressionless due to his goblin looks so with how expressive you can get his instantly up prodding at your face or watching your reactions very closely. So many muscles moving just to show an emotion.

 

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Thick, creamy, white colour slightly translucent not entirely though, generous amounts and warm.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Relationship between a rakash and a human? Unheard of and most likely a death wish, you’d most likely be killed tortured or used to trap Styx if anyone found out about it, so in this reality Styx actually just wants you to have a normal life with him without the fear of someone finding out, unfortunately that is just how life is.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Experienced, Styx has gotten laid before no doubts and of course he’d either been cheated out a fun time or ended up not having a good time but with you his defiantly having a good time- with his experience you to are defiantly having a good time with his skilled hands.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Cowgirl, why? Because he gets to watch dem melons bounce girl! When you straddle his lap bouncing on his girthy goblin dick he not only gets a show of dirty talking you, slapping your ass encouragingly and watching his cock thrust into you but he gets to watch your tits bounce and your beautiful face with the most expressive emotions his ever seen. Only he is allowed to make you be so expressive.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy yes, his a sarcastic little shit, but his your sarcastic asshole. No doubt you’ve had your fair share of small giggles turned moans with his strong enchanting sarcasm.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Hobo there my friend, this is a goblin we are talking about, his killed, wandered through sewers, killed some Roabies, got stuck in some muck, captured a few rare times. He smells terrible which you’ll always be struggling to capture him and get him to take a bath no matter how many times he refuses to.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Romantic most defiantly, this goblin is going to take you on the most romantic ride of your life, with gentle massages, lit scented candles, rose petals and golden coins strewn across the bed, him awaiting to receive your reaction with a wide smirk. You’d always give him the best reward.

 

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Often than not, a goblin can get horny whilst on the job and when he returns home all he wants is to be cuddle in your arms in a hot messy makeout.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, body praise and marking. Nothing gets the drives going than you allowing him to touch all over your body with both his calloused hands and lips to sing praises about your gorgeous soft skin and plush areas.

 

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

His chemist stand of course, nothing better than you bent over the place where he makes his favorite sorts of addictions- but of course you are more addicting.

 

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Rakash may be an insult, basically calling him a vermin. Albeit when you call him rakash, he can’t help but feel the tingle in his loins.

 

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Anything that could hint to you being in reality a backstabbed awaiting to kill him- such as confidently speaking in secret with a C.A.R.N.A.G.E personal although excluding Helleydren.

 

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, Styx can’t help himself when you’ve got your pretty legs spread his got to get in between there even when you have your pants on he’ll be resting between them pressing his lips against your groin. However when his legs are spread and you’re between them, he’ll be gripping your head messily tugging at your hair speaking encouraging words as you stare lecherously at him sucking his girthy cock.

 

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast and rough, goblins are always known to be silent creatures of the night, thieving upon jewels and gilt coin- but in intimacy they’re rough and fast eager to fill up the hole their thick cock is penetrating. Really works on your end for an intense orgasm.

 

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, whenever Styx is around for a lot longer you know he has no jobs to do and you know your book reading is going to be interrupted with him straddling your thighs and cupping your ass spreading the rosy cheeks for his cock to find your entrance for a fast fuck.

 

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Minor risk, one of the risky things you two did together which after finding no after affects became a daily fun deal for both of you was when he poured a whole gourd of Amber on your bare abdomen and have him sexily as possible lick it off your sweaty skin all the while as he stares at you- the risk went as far as to use Amber and his spit as a lube, maybe your body just got used to his.

 

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Forever mate, goblins have high up energy with a full belly of mead, breads and occasional fruit- such a healthy diet- no? It’ll leave you tuckered out as he slowly thrusts into you from behind filling your cunt with his thick creamy cum which slowly drools down along your inner thighs to pool at your knees.

 

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

That’s a no- this is a fantasy world but not that kind of fantasy world, no toys in these times my friend.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Teasing little shit, be prepared he’ll tease until you are a begging mess thrusting your groin against his still hands staring at his smug face sobbing for him to qualm your rising waters. Styx just loves the feeling of power.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

It’s a semi there, goblins seem to be quiet no matter what they do but Styx still does grunt and groan quite loudly or quietly moan your name- occasionally he does swear loudly but other than that silent.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, you’d think he’d become an animal during intimacy but he truly is a sentient person my friend- well err goblin. His smart with no instinctual essence to fuck like a rabbit.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

His got the goods girlfriend!- 6 inches in length with an impressive 4,5 inches in girth- ooh la la lucky gal. It’s a lighter green compared to his skin normal looking like humans but still better than one’s- ha!

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High, just because his a tame goblin doesn’t mean he doesn’t yearns to have his face between your breasts and his cock sheathed into your vagina with the bulbous tip kissing your cervix most definitely inseminating.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After taking care of you and making sure your needs are met he’ll stay awake for a while prepping his equipment for the next job before going to sleep spooning you or sleeping on top of you with his head nuzzled between your breasts.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Cheeky dream demon has a card up his yellow sleeve, the ability to give good care after such intense intimacy really does feel like a dream- being a demon has its perks and those perks work wonders in your favor with his multiple arms in his triangular form.

 

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Lips, quite the main interest for him to watch without your knowledge- seeing your smiles and the way they move as you speak or watching as out of your own curiosities or putting different colour edible lipstick on and licking your lips.. slowly.

 

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

 

Warm, golden- no jokes there, it ain’t normal for sure it’ll be leaving you buzzed as if you’ve smoked weed or eaten a really heavily doses cannabis pizza. Oddly though it tastes like chocolate.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

To hole you up in his distorted broken dimension for the rest of eternity and have you live as long as he does. Unfortunately he’ll remain in the minds-scape, hoping the twins won’t find out of his coming return.

 

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Ha.. ha.. ha... virgin triangle demon.

 

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Classic Doggystyle, nothing better than for him to get behind you and messily pound away with eager abandon.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, why? Well his a demon of course he’ll be hilarious- smart but insanely idiotically hilarious. You hate laughing when you’re trying to enjoy your good orgasm.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well groomed, no demon has ever been complete hobo mode, they prefer the cleanliness compared to dirty rugged clothes and oily skin- or even dirtied hair.

 

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

 

Actually romantic, setting up things with a nice romantic sweet air- well he finds the deer teeth necklace a pretty romantic thing to do even if you don’t but you try to show your appreciation of it just to make him happy- after all you love that adorable smile of his.

 

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Not often, surprising you must think, well demons don’t need to jerk if they have their dearest love to have intercourse with.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, marking, scratching and breeding. Oh does this cheeky demon love decorating your beautiful delicate skin with hickeys and bite marks all to show that you belong to him. The scratching part is more of during intimacy when you drag your nails down his back in ecstasy and for the breeding part the thought of filling you to the point that you’d soon well enough be carrying a small demon in your womb is a good kick in the sex drive.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

In the woods, Bill finds some sort of fun fantasy fulfillment on having as I quote ‘wild wild sex’ out in the open wilderness.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Wow.. you actually caught a deer and pulled out it’s teeth to make a deer tooth necklace just for him? That really got him going for sure a major yes yes M’lady.

 

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Solving cases with any of the Pine family members.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, what can I say, the demon loves having his head between your plush thighs with his tongue deep inside your sweet velvet lips and tightly clenching vagina.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Sloppily fast and hard, delightfully fun with no pace it leaves you teetering on the edge of a random surprise jolt with the tip at random prodding your cervix with a kiss.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, there’s nothing better than a demon at random coming to your home and bringing you into a random hot make out session for delicious quick sex.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Of course there’ll be risks! This demon can bring you back if you die and so he’ll be wanting to try as many things possible with you.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Forever together! Na na na naaaaaa.
His a demon what else you’d expect than him to never run out of energy, of course though he will stop if you wish... after a few extra rounds of course to satisfy is own needs~

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Hell yeah, he was more than surprised to see your blushing face as you pulled out your box of toys but he soon enough came to a smirk and a night of ecstasy.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Well you thought with how good he is with words he’d be great at teasing you but alas it seems he is only full of bark and no bite.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud.. his a... very expressive demon triangle.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Wild dal, he is a wild one wanting to go at it til the morrow.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Hmm, 7 inches in length 2 inches in girth- golden sparkles at random? And a little bit of yellow fuzz just at the front of the groin.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Was low now higher than me after eating cannabis pizza, once a demon loses its virginity it’s an all time high.

 

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After caring for you he’ll be snoring cutely and cuddling you sleeping on top with his arms around your waist.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Something scientists hadn’t realized, the Plague doctor had to will his abilities in order to actually use it, so in reality when his cold hands met your warm delicate skin and expected your very end you were surprised to be fine and still breathing and very well moaning beneath his gentle caring touches. Doctor is defiantly a doctor.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your entire body, everything. Your entire anatomy is something beautiful to him something he adores and he loves tracing your moving muscles as you breath and stretch and relax against him.

 

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Warm, translucent, watery and tastes of what would be best described as water with sugar... are you sure it isn’t just?- never mind.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

If you two ever get the chance to escape her wants to start a hospital and well... he wants you to be his... personal nurse.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Feels experienced, but you are sure the Doc has never had a sweet lady on his lap before.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Aphrodite, coincidentally his most favorite position, to have you seated as so on his lap in a way of which he has to hold you- albeit with the closeness allowing you both to kiss once he lifts the plague Doctor mask only a bit. The scientists will never see his beauty.

 

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

A little bit, 049 is serious during intimacy but he will give you a sweet kiss with a little joke to have you smile and giggle giddily, it always makes him smile when you giggle.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well groomed, the Doc is always prepped for the day and of course uses your shower time to clean himself to with a good rinse- albeit you two do get down and dirty in the showers being it is only you two- completely defeating the point of using the showers privileges.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Very romantic, the scientist will gladly give the Plague Doctor items if it keeps him from wanting to break out by being too busy trying to please you.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Not often or at least when you aren’t there or looking, the Doc doesn’t want to look bad in front of his lady, he respects you too much to be jerking himself off with you in the room- either that or his too shy even though his quite the beast.

 

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Marking and Roleplaying, the doc loves marking your precious skin in hickeys, the only markings that he’ll ever leave on you- for the roleplaying part let’s just say Doctor wants to get kinky with his ‘patient’. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Whenever there’s a breakout his favorite place is in the infirmary, the best place to give a kick to his roleplaying kink.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Wear a nurse outfit or a similar plague doctor outfit it’ll really get the ole gears turning.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t hang around the infected heathens- his precious lady shouldn’t be around any infected human- he must cure them.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Neither, he doesn’t want you to have to put your mouth around his dick nor does he feel like putting his mouth near your vagina. He prefers that the sexual organ are the only ones to touch each other and nothing else.

 

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and sensual, 049 wants to be able to hold you close and as long as possible to draw out your orgasm into a comfortable high climax.

 

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Nonsense, if you two are going to share an intimate moment together it best be long and slow. So no quickies.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Slight risk, during a break out 049 will have you run around the areas nearby for him to find you and once he does that area will be the area you two will have a delightful intimate experience- you both only encountered a problem- only once, when a D-class had found the both of you in the offices area with 049 tastefully humping you while you were bent over a desk. Let’s just say that D-Class got the hell outta there once he got caught staring.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Average stamina, the Doc can last around three rounds before becoming exhausted.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

As always this is- wait.. what did you say?- well apparently it seems the Doc kept requesting for materials and well.. he made a dildo for you- congrats you have a guy who’d make a toy for you to a complete similar shape as his dick- so when you’re lonely at night in a timeout of your cell you can use that all you want!- until it got confiscated- it mysteriously reappeared in 049’s containment the next day though...

 

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

The Doc teases especially during foreplay his side to leave you begging for mercy- ha pun intended- until he finally gives in.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Medium volume- he isn’t that loud but at times his moans of your name can get a little too loud.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, the Doc isn’t an animal folks his pretty tame like a human kinda time- he can get wild at times but all round normal.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Hmm.. 7 inches in length- pretty impressive Doc and wow- did you say 3 inches in girth? You got a keeper lass.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Low, the Doc isn’t a horn dog. He loves spending his time reading books and chatting with you about your life before the SCP Foundation than all out sex all the time.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

049 will stay wide awake for a long while after you’ve fallen asleep, just lightly playing with your hair or holding you close before finally falling asleep.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Lazy little shit- or maybe it’s because the lack of intimacy in the Irken lifestyle, all he’ll really do is hold you closely.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Your bosom, it’s a really great pillow you know, so soft. He can’t help but want to fall asleep on you with his head nestled between your breasts.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Very frigid like pouring freezing ice water on your warmed skin, it’s completely translucent no colour nor smell, very extremely sweet due to the Irken diet of carbohydrates and sugar, very slimy and comes in large amounts due to the knot.

 

Bonus additive- second climax style his an ovipositor male, after intimacy if you two perform intimacy the next day he will lay a small red jello like egg into your womb. Being Tallest means he’ll only lay one until next time again.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly Red wishes to write your name into planets using the Massive’s lasers- even if his co-Tallest probably wouldn’t approve and most importantly the Control Brains.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Virgin all the way, he didn’t even know how to stimulate himself and didn’t even know what to do with his clutch (penis).

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Plain, yes this is the name of the position- yes Red loves this position- why? I’m not sure but he seems to be very fond of this one, maybe it’s because he gets to stimulate you from behind.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, the Irken is ridiculous during intimacy with his stupid remarks about the ‘irken superiority’. Such a haughty alien.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

I.. I’m not sure actually. The Tallest indulges so much in snacks and it always covered in crumbs yet he is usually seen to be as quite clean. I’ll with in between.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Low, his new to the whole romance and sex thing give him some time and eventually he’ll be a romantic fellow- albeit to him being sexy to your partner is by bringing a shitload of snacks.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

At first nada, but after being with you the Irken couldn’t ever stop himself with his wandering hands going to his groin coaxing his clutch and jerking it.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, breeding and marking. Red had gotten a knack for the biting kink after a couple of tries on convincing him you would be fine if he bit you, now you can’t stop him from biting your shoulder every single time leaving his mark. The breeding comes from the idea of actually seeing you carry his smeet.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

The Massive’s pilot seat, of course no one ever notices it but recently Red got a modification for the groin area of his tunic dress a hole that can only be seen if pushed apart, no one is aware whenever you’re seated on Red’s lap secretly he has his clutch sheathed inside of you, every excuses of adjusting himself on his seat his just only thrusting into you.

 

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Flirtatious banter, nothing gets the incredibly tall Irken more turned on than your human flirts something his species never had done before. Those flirts of your always spurs something on inside of him.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Seeing you so carefree while chatting with Zim who enjoys your human company irritates and turns him off, especially with Zim’s sudden growth spurt you’re sure his just really jealous of the destructive invader.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, he loves it, your lubricant is so sweet he gets so excited and riled up ready to get between there and slurp it all up. Irkens have a sweet tooth and you may be he sweetest thing his ever tasted.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast, rough and unsure, the pace is really messy and it is understandable as Irkens haven’t bred for over decades, they’ve been cloning for a long time now. So unsure rough and quick paced thrusts are to be expected.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, maybe even too often. You’ll be just sleeping and the tall Irken will be spooning you grinding a big boner against the curve of your back.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, the Irken wouldn’t ever take one, you’re a special human to him no harm may come to you.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Forever, his PAK and Irken diet of sugar and carbohydrates leaves him with the endless supply of energy and as a trained elite he knows how to use it sparingly well. Thankfully Red can be sometimes just naturally lazy- sometimes you think it’s his personality- and he’ll only go a few rounds.

 

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Toys? Well you two did experiment with the egg vibrator, let’s just say that toy is no longer yours and Red has kept it hidden from you too well.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Unfair? Naw the big boi wouldn’t ever do that to his little sweet human, as you would never restrain him from bliss he won’t restrain you from it either.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Medium, Red can almost be as loud as Zim sometimes especially when mad, thankfully the only noises he’ll be making in the bedroom are passionate grunts and groans of your name.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Red was Tame always formal at first, albeit you’ve noticed a slow turn of the tables he has become animalistic more wild.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Tallest doesn’t disappoint, Red’s clutch or dick rests inside his body which you have to coax from the sheath on his groin, it’s colour is a bright reddish pink a magenta colour in contrast to his green skin, it’s shape is of course alien like as a tentacle and in segments that each one bloats when climaxing, it’s length and girth is obviously unearthly and terrifying at first. His clutch is around 30 inches in length and the thickness near around the middle is 3 inches.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

At first it was low but now it’s as high as a kite, he can’t help himself anymore his wild instincts were unleashed.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After a great intimate moment together and making sure you’re in his tight hold he’ll snuggle you into his chest and fall asleep right away.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Purple will spoon you closely nuzzling his face into your neck. His sort of aftercare is cuddling you, something his come to love a lot after you had taught him human affection.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Hands, for some reason Purple really loves your hands. The only guess you can come up with is because you have so much more fingers than him.

 

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Very frigid like pouring freezing ice water on your warmed skin, it’s completely translucent no colour nor smell, very extremely sweet due to the Irken diet of carbohydrates and sugar, very slimy and comes in large amounts due to the knot.

 

Bonus additive- second climax style his an ovipositor male, after intimacy if you two perform intimacy the next day he will lay a small red jello like egg into your womb. Being Tallest means he’ll only lay one until next time again.

 

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Purple secretly wants to really coat your skin with icing and cover your body with snacks and eat them off of you or fuck you while you’re still covered in it- don’t ask his been recently finding Earth pornography videos.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Virgin I say! Nerd! Purple is your nerdy alien virgin, his got a good degree as an elite but his shine just doesn’t show and with the lack of Irken breeding in the decades it’s no wonder.

 

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Doggy, it’s the perfect position to laze against your back and also once done to fall onto the side to spoon you.

 

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy yes, indeed, much so. Purple’s obnoxious sounding voice can be sometimes difficult to keep a straight face or to take him seriously in the moment.

 

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Egh... snacks, crumbs, sticky candies, popcorn, spices. You aren’t letting him into the bed until he cleans up both himself and his act.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Purple can be... romantic in his own special way with snacks... everywhere.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

At first not so much but now maybe too often. You’d caught him doing it in the Massive’s cafeteria once and had to quickly somehow get him into a more private area.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting and praise, Purple loves biting your shoulders or nipping your inner thighs no matter how much you squeak or giggle. The praising part? He loves praising your body and especially loves doing so when he brings snacks into the bedroom.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Cafeteria kitchen, no better place than having two of his most favorite things together! Snacks and you!

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

You have a love for making food- in other words you’re a foodie and Purple loves nothing more than to hold you from behind while you bake, and especially to lick the icing off your fingers very sexily like.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Seeing you so carefree while chatting with Zim who enjoys your human company irritates and turns him off, especially with Zim’s sudden growth spurt you’re sure his just really jealous of the destructive invader. Hmm why do I feel like I’ve read this somewhere before?

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, he loves it, your lubricant is so sweet he gets so excited and riled up ready to get between there and slurp it all up. Irkens have a sweet tooth and you may be he sweetest thing his ever tasted.

 

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and sensual, this Irken is very lazy and he will damn well take his time to reach the climax.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Not often, Purple is too lazy and too slow to do a quickie, but at least it’s all made up for it in the bedroom.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, Purple isn’t a risk taker.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Forever, his PAK and Irken diet of sugar and carbohydrates leaves him with the endless supply of energy and as a trained elite he knows how to use it sparingly well. Unfortunately Purple is extremely and naturally lazy, he won’t go many rounds.

 

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

You’ll never see that egg vibrator ever again.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

No teasing, Purple is too lazy to tease you and I don’t think you’d last forever if you had a long drawn out teasing and a long drawn out fucking.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, Purple can be very obnoxious and stubborn sometimes and his obnoxiousness has followed him into the bedroom with his near high pitched rising voice.

 

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame to beast! The Irken was completely fine during the first few rounds but as time went on he became rather animalistic.

 

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Purple is the same as his co-Tallest Red. His clutch or dick rests inside his body which you have to coax from the sheath on his groin, it’s colour is a bright reddish pink a magenta colour in contrast to his green skin, it’s shape is of course alien like as a tentacle and in segments that each one bloats when climaxing, it’s length and girth is obviously unearthly and terrifying at first. His clutch is around 30 inches in length and the thickness near around the middle is 3 inches.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Low to all time high- at first it was nothing but then it became as prickly as a cactus. You two will be spending a lotta time in the bedroom chambers.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After getting into cuddle position his gonna slam dunk the snooze button and snore cutely.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

The overgrown lizard may hate humans but he’ll make an exception for you with sweet kisses along your neck and gentle nuzzles. The Scientists finally have someone to placate the beast that isn’t another SCP.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Abdomen, 682 loves how soft your skin is compared to his rough scales, his favorite thing to do whenever you lay down is to immediately rest his head on your abdomen and ‘cuddle’ in a special way.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Gooey, almost thick syrupy like, a translucent reddish colour, very hot.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

There’s no lie the big lizard hates humans, but it also is no lie that he wants to have offspring of his own and you are the perfect one to have them with, but with the whole SCP Foundation that’s pretty impossible.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Like most SCP’s feels experienced but most likely a Virgin, you highly doubt the human hating creature has ever had sex.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Doggy style, as this is the only and the best position, you can’t really do many position when you’re partnered with a giant indestructible lizard.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Surprisingly goofy, just before intimacy 682 will playfully nuzzle you rolling you around on the ground trying to tickle your sides while throatily laughing.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Gooooin hobo! His always got a dirty look about him especially with all the rough fur or hair(?) around his bony maw. You’ve tried convincing scientists that you needed a really big shower area in the containment unit, unfortunately 682 won’t back you up on that part he doesn’t want to be clean.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Romantic? Nah, 682 now placated by your very existence no longer rummages around trying to destroy everything but rather spends his time laying around with you coddling.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

I’m not sure he even ‘can’ masturbate if he wanted to, his got large sharp talons. The best he probably could do if he wanted to if he were to give himself a blowjob reaching down there with his bone mouth.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Marking, knotting and bulging. Marking, 682 loves nothing more than to leave small bites and purple blemishes on your skin, knotting part well his hefty reptile dick doesn’t come without its perks and he loves having you just stuck on his cock. Bulging kink goes perfectly with the knotting, he can just fill you right up over capacity and have your abdomen bulging from the amount.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Whenever there is a breakout there’s nothing better than taking a piss out on any scientists hard work by fucking in the offices and destroying everything in the process.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

If you ever go naked it is enough of a motivation for him, walking right up to him all bare and sitting on his snout, how could he ever resist?

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Interaction near or with 173, the statue terrifies him beyond comprehension.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, its too hilarious to him watching you try to give him a blowjob, his way to big for you.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow, rough and sensual. 682 will be sure to be gentle with your smaller frame but in a way he’ll piston in hard just enough to give you a sense of pleasure.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, there’s nothing better than quickly humping you before you have to be forced out of the containment back to your cell or to do any self care necessities such as eating, showering or human interaction.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, 682 has become so attached to you he could never dream of doing anything that could permanently damage, hurt or kill you.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

 

Indestructible doesn’t mean he has infinite stats, the big lizard can get tired after a rampage or long hours of intimacy with you, the most he will go for you though is 12 rounds albeit you only last 4 rounds.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Nope, this is the SCP Foundation now toys here, though some scientists tried to sneak a suggestion for something kinky, the big lizard wasn’t having that on anyone watching you, thank goodness for his long heavy musky fur/hair(?) it always covers you during intimacy.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Fair, 682 isn’t great at the teasing game, lucky you.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud- really really fuckin loud! 682 will release with a bellowing mighty roar, terrifying anyone nearby thinking there’s about to be a break out, thankfully or no so much in reality it’s just the indestructible lizard having sex and climax really hard.

 

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Going Animalistic baby, 682 is more animal even if he is able to talk and has a conscience sometimes he can’t help himself but become more feral, especially in intimacy.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

His cock- or should I say cocks reside in a sheath on his body, length around 30 inches and girth a whopping 5 inches. Lucky gal, not to mention his very thick pulsating knot. His cock is no ordinary one as it has no distinct features, no head, ending with a pointed tip and many pulsing thick veins.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Surprisingly high, the lizard seems to have a lot of pent up energy and having intimate moments really seems to help him solve his ‘issues’.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After nuzzling and making sure you are coddled in his arms the big guy will be knocked out and snoring in a somewhat adorable manner.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Amazing, ten out of ten would do it again. Hancock, for a ghoul with leathery skin he can give the damn best massages.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Hips, there’s nothing better than gripping your lovely big hips whilst he mercilessly pounds into you from behind while his high as a kite.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Translucent but slightly a murky green- glowing? Most likely due to radiation- warning your Geiger counter will begin to tick as he climaxes inside of you. It’s irradiated, nothing that Rad-X and Radaway can’t fix though.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly he really wishes he could stop his drug usage, his severe addiction, because he doesn’t need those drugs as you you are his new addiction he’ll never quit on.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Experienced, with Hancock’s max 10 charisma level you can’t stay virgin for long, his had sex before and has big time experience, but you’re his only lady he wants to hold now.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Doggy style, there’s nothing more better than having this ghoul ravish you from behind and bring you to absolute bliss.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, let’s get this freak show on the road, when Hancock is high during sex expect him to be rather ridiculous in motion, even after his high and sex he’ll made rudimentary comments and jokes.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Uhh... semi groomed I guess? It’s hard to tell as his a ghoul, second this is the wastelands and thirdly has he ever actually changed into different clothes? Probably not, but surely he may or may have not cleaned himself somewhere sometime.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

This ghoul isn’t going to lose his chances with you gorgeous, your human attracted to him- a ghoul- baby his gonna treat you like you’re the queen to his king.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Often, don’t expect Hancock not to jerk his... Hancock.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, getting high, traveling naked, scratching, dirty talk- damn this ghoul is kinky- must be why we all wanna fuck him... no? Just me? Okay. Hancock loves just at random traveling naked unlike you’re other companions he loves doing crazy shit and most of all getting high, he loves it whilst during intimacy when you drag your nails down his back it means his doing something right and for the dirty talk part he loves calling you his little slut or his bitch as much as you call him your pimp or asshole. Biting now oh yes this ghouls ‘loves’ to bite, be prepared your skin will not go unscathed.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Red Rocket, he has to admit your little home you’ve made for yourself is really comfortable to stay in, especially the spot for your bedroom a nice tight closed door in a small room, so much privacy just for you two to spend together in.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Tease him in any way thy isn’t obvious to others, whether it be making a comment on how hot it is and sliding the vault suit zipper in the front down a bit, peeking your breasts or pressing against his side, it’ll be driving him nuts.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Never go with your other companions, especially with that sexy piece of circuits named Nick Valentine, Hancock and Nick are ole friends but it doesn’t mean he likes seeing his girl with his best man- Uh Synth.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, an old ghoul like himself can’t help but get between those flush thick warm soft thighs of yours and defiantly can’t help it when he grips the back of your head when your lips are around his leathery dick.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Rough, hard and fast. Oh by the Olkahamahia! Hancock is defiantly a treat don’t let this ghoul get away gals, he’ll be bringing you over the cusp of an intense orgasm with that pace.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often- a bit too often sometimes, the ghoul is just appreciating the fact he has such a beautiful partner. Sometimes it’s the really odd places you two get into, once it was a mole rat den beneath the Red Rocket, you got bad rad poisoning but thankfully you had stashed of Radaway. Desdamona really didn’t appreciate you two getting intimate in the Railroad’s maze, at least Deacon got a show.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks, Hancock appreciates your love for him a ghoul too much to do something that’ll hurt or kill you.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

For someone who takes a lot of chems Hancock can really outlast you and even be prepared to help out settlements or even outrun a DeathClaw, unfortunately you want to sleep and in the mornings he can barely ever move or want to get up.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Chems, lots of chems, jet, psycho, mentats- all of it... even Daytripper. Thank goodness you have Radscorpion omelette to remove the horrid addictions.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Hancock is very much prepared to tease you for hours on end, he has the best of charisma and won’t resist with his skillful hands he’ll keep edging you and not giving you the release you so rightfully deserve.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud and passionate! Hancock is going to sing praises about you with loud groans, grunts and moans of your name.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Feels as feral as a Feral Ghoul but surely a inbetween, Hancock seems to be quite the wild one in bed but of course he is no Feral ghoul that’s mindless.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

A good 7 inches in length and 2 inches in girth, due to being a ghoul his skin his leathery and so Hancock’s... Hancock is leathery which really is a bonus as it really stimulates the nerves.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High, he has always had dirty thoughts ha has wanted to enact upon you and always enjoyed the view as he followed you through the wastelands, his not going to drop in his sexual desires for you because you’re both partners now.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After his climaxed high he will eventually fall asleep after you’ve fallen asleep. It’ll be very hard to get him up out of bed afterwards however.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Let’s just say the grape certainly knows how to care for a women, holding you so close against his chest lavishing your gorgeous skin in a shower of kisses and giving you a toothy smirk.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Eyes, for unlike his yours is a gorgeous colour. His eyes are pure white so it’s a no wonder for his amazement of yours, such a unique colour he swears he has an angel in his grasp.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Normal human stuff there, he may be... very extraordinarily purple but he is still human, a very good murderous human. White, slightly salty in taste, thick.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Well obviously he wouldn’t tell you of the murders he committed but he really wants to keep his secret of how he wants to runaway with you off the grid from the city life and live the farm life with you, away from the Pizzeria and sticky disgusting children and into the open fields.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Well... that’s actually complicated? His experienced but, even I’m not sure if he’s a virgin or not I mean maybe or maybe not.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Downward dog, nothing has him feeling better than having control over a situation, he loves holding your body against the bed taking you from behind and restraining your arm.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, surprisingly Vincent has quite the humor and he’s most likely going to bring that to the bedroom, his charisma forms a rather charming friendly banter and has you both breathless and laughing.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well groomed, Vincent likes nothing more than after a day with sticky handed disgusting children at the Pizzeria to come home take a nice shower get dressed in a loose tank top and sweatpants and coddle with you on the couch. He will always smell of sweet lavender.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Very romantic, there’s nothing better than getting to treat you good. Whether it be romantically leading you into the bedroom in a cheesy way with candles and rose petals or having sweet romantic intimacy in the hot tub.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Semi often, a rather normal healthy amount of times, he rather would spend most of his time coddling you closely reading your books with you or watching movies and television series.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting, marking, bondage and body praise. Bondage, Vincent loves having control over situations so it’ll be no surprise he’ll want to cuff you to the bed so vulnerable and delectable to have him leave sweet bites along your shoulders and hickeys along your shoulders, breasts, thighs and abdomen and have you the next day all in the fluster trying to cover the markings along your neck with a scarf. Body praise, Vincent has a surprising amount of self confidence issues, either it being when he was a child or because he is literally purple everywhere, so having you praise him has him flustered and very... very excited.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Night Guard office, nothing has him laughing his ass off more than having either Mike or Scott walk in on you two with your pants down, you bent over the desk so nicely.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Wearing a matching purple underwear today are we? You know what that means, you aren’t having just grapes today, you’re having a nice tall long glass of wine~

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Anything to do with the talk of having kids, the pizzeria or the animatronics.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, Vincent loves having his head between your pretty thighs, your legs hanging over his shoulders, him watching your reactions depending how he laps his tongue or presses his fingers inside.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Sensual, fast but gentle, well well well this is a new combination- never seem before I can say so proudly. Vincent wants it to be good and fast but in a way that you won’t get hurt.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, in times of stress one can get really horny- just ask all the teenagers currently doing their exams- kids stress him or a lot especially when people go near the animatronics, coming back to you or being near you he just wants to pick you up and go into the janitors closet or the horrible bathrooms just for a quick relief.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Risky? Yes, Vincent had you over in a Night shift, let’s just say he has a magical way of doing shit, you could say he- got away with murder- ha! He can have you bouncing on his lap while manning the controls and keeping the animatronics at bay.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Vincent has a decent amount of energy but eventually will be worn out and need a little break from all the wonderful intimacy. Seven rounds is the highest record his trying to beat with you.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Yes, with the bondage kink he is willing to try new things with you, especially with fuzzy cuffs, rope, sex swing, vibrators- everything.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Vincent is helluva tease, while you may tease and call him your grape he will tease by keeping you from your sweet blissful orgasm.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Passionately loud, Vincent will cry out his love for you, with loud grunts and groans to the point the next door neighbors are calling for domestic abuse, in reality it’s only your vagina that’s busy getting abused.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, his a human- albeit a purple human- but human nonetheless. Though sometimes you believe he may have just gone animal on you during intimacy, only sometimes.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Vincent is quite impressive bellow the belt, the grape packs a package, 9 inches in length and 2 inches in girth, pretty impressed for your not so average human.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High, Vincent’s stress is well converted into sexual desire for you and your attention and praise.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After some coddling and kisses Vincent will fall asleep rather quickly, and hopefully won’t wake up from night terrors.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

 

This old Synth may have the memories of a detective and tenfold strength than any human but he sure knows how to be gentle with his hands and work the muscles on your back.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Face, it’s your face, defined and yourself. Unlike him whose a blank slate, you’re unique.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Remember, Nick was an experimental Gen2 Gen3, he packs the package of some juicy reproductive DNA. A slimy liquid glowing blue, quite like warm.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

He was he could be as good as a Gen 3 synth like Deacon, that Gen 3 his so jealous of.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Experienced but current body virgin, pre-war Nick he has the mind of is experienced thus he has this experience and he plans on using it good.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Classic missionary position it’s his favorite position where he may hold close, kiss you romantically as he slowly rocks his hips and has his synth cock pump inside of you.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Semi, his sure to tell you romantic quotes of the past with his rustic detective voice but always he’ll say a quick quip and bring a giggle out of you.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Salad groomed as he can get, his a broken falling apart Synth, you may be holding him still together and cleaning as slowly and best as you can but the wastelands of the Commonwealth say no.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Romantic overload! It’s over 9 000! *power armor noises* this is a Detective we’re talking about and I’m sure everyone can agree detectives are overload sexy and romantic hoo boy. Red Rocket 69 ha ha, he’ll have candles lit in the bedroom waiting for you.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Nada, Nick isn’t the type to- Uh- adjust the antenna.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Body praise, biting, bondage and roleplay. Nick needs to be appreciated and you praising his synthetic body leaves him perked. Bondage, well those handcuffs of his aren’t for only arresting people. Roleplay, seems like miss murderer is going to be caught out by mr detective.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

 

His office, nothing better than seating you upon his desk and getting to work on your beautiful pre-war body.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Wear his coat and spare a few quotes and you’ll be sure in for a good time with Mr Valentine.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Don’t flirt with others, don’t hang around X6-88 don’t hang around BoS- Brotherhood of Steel. Those are all no no’s mate:

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Give, Nick is a complicated man- Uh- Synth, he doesn’t want to see your beautiful lips around his synthetic cock but he does want to be between your pretty thighs, they’re so soft.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow and sensual, with a smooth roll of the hips you’ll be feeling like you’re getting high with your good friend Hancock on some good Jet.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, surprising yes, but not unwelcome. The detective has become pent up with all this hard work he has to deal with and his complicated emotions. You are what is keeping him grounded emotionally, sweet doll he wants to spend as much time possible with you.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks for you little missy, you’re all that has help created him, Nick and helped him avenge ore-war Nick and cut all ties.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Not forever, he has the stamina but wow, the activities you two do surely get the coolants pumping, Nick needs a break in between as he begins to overheat from exerting himself too much.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

No toys in the wasteland- wait- oh shoot- well it seems you did experiment in a threesome- with Hancock because well.. his your boy toy ghoulfriend.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Slight teeny teasing. Nick won’t tease you that much just a slight kiss here and there- oh maybe there to but quickly giving in to your demands.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Passionate, loudly passionate, Nick will be surely moaning your name out as you moan his name.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, his a synth not a hybrid or animal. Normal human minded synthetic.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Oh fuck, you lucky bastard. Synthetic cock textured and detailed, 8 inches in length and 3 inches in girth, he can either go with thrusting into you more naturally or his cock with an attached piston can start well pistoning into you.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Medium, he feels the urges now and again but he won’t always will be looking for a quick fuck around for long hours on end- you are the general of the Minutemen after all.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Nick can’t sleep so he’ll spend the night by your side or outside smoking a cigar maybe seated somewhere inside reading a book until morning comes around.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Getting high? Getting rubs? Skinny dipping on an alien world? Aww yeah man!

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies! No man can resist the natural pillows of a women’s chest and neither can this ole man! It’s so soft to rest on especially when when his drunk to lay on top and snore and sleep away.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

 

Normal human, white and salty.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

His secret is that he knows that you’re the only one in the alternate realities, you are irreplaceable and all his.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Very experienced- I mean if you have space travel and there some sexy aliens you aren’t just not going to clap some alien cheeks.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Necktie position, why do you ask? Well I’m not so sure myself to be honest, he is a man of mystery... actually the penetration is deep and having you so flush against him- just damn it’s a good position.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

This is a Rick we are talking about here- of course he’s goofy mate! Wubna Lubba Dub Dub!

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Woo when you are the party master and always fighting wars to the point of paranoia and taking alien drugs then you’re never going to ever be well groomed.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy. )

Surprisingly very romantic- roses, aphrodisiacs, maybe some very sexy looking robotic enhancements.~

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Many as you’ll see say he does it often- make no mistake- he does not ‘adjust the antenna’ often, Rick is too busy fiddling with devices, struggling with he low laying depression and keeping hidden from galactic forces to do that- albeit he does have time for you.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Uh... let me just check the notes- Uh- distressed noises! Don’t make me read everything please I beg of you it’s too much to list all in one go, all you have to know it’s non of the gross and impossible kinks, just all the classic delicious savory kinks.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

His spacecraft- his junk spacecraft excuse me for my mistake. It’s the perfect place for a backseat sexy time where no one can bother you two. Actually it’s his goal to have sex in that spacecraft whilst in different locations.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Alcohol, aphrodisiacs and you naked in his lab coat hot damn girl you even got me riled up.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Stay clear from the Jerry or any other Ricks that aren’t him.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Both, his an experienced man who knows how to please a lady and you my dear lady know how to please this man beyond the stars.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Sensual and rough, nothing better than slowly bringing you to your peak fast albeit drawing it out longer.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, every chance he gets and every frustration he has or when he’s lonely he is coming straight to you.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

A few risks here and there, some crystals, some wacky alien stuff nothing too extreme which is quite odd.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Medium stamina, he can outlast fights but he is only human in the end and will need eventual rest.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Oh hell yes, when you have access to he galaxy at your fingertips you’re bound to encounter many new exciting things to play with, the plumbus, you always wondered what that thing was used for, your curiosities are satiated.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Haaa, if there is a hell he is so going down there, the teasing is great amounts of torture too much for your poor soul, the man can outlast you in many ways and it even seems to be true in the bedroom to.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud and proud, unfortunately for the family downstairs trying to eat their breakfast.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Human so he’s tame. Although it can get a bit wild.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Oh you know where this is going impressive 10inch in length and a girth of 2inch. Have fun ladies.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

It’s higher than whenever he gets high, trust me you’ll be having either the time of your life or struggling to do normal daily things.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After the aftercare his gonna fire at the snooze button and snore, albeit it can be adorable sometimes.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

The small Inky demon will gladly spend as much time possible with you providing a inky comfort albeit leaving you covered in ink with the little demon atop of you purring.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

 

Back, weirdest body part to love but he loves it for the fact when you both wander up top in the newly made park he can hitch a comfortable ride by clinging to you.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Pure black, smells like a fresh coat of ink and is cold. Very sticky and stains, wash it out of skin before it leaves a mark for 2 weeks.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Secretly he wishes the relationship could be more open while in public, but a creature cartoon like him and a human? Not acceptable in the eyes of many.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Virgin, poor poor little ink demon doesn’t know what to do.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Doggystyle, there’s not really many styles to choose from when you’re as small as he is but this position is with all honesty the best position.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy, a wacky cartoon demon of entertainment being serious? Nah, his a little jokester, sometimes a little mean one but his your little mean demon.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Uh.. well? His only Ink and... hobo? Yeah let’s go with going hobo.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Sexily enchanting, cartoon demon has some tricks up his sleeve, being that he follows the cartoon rules he can bring up any instrument and his favorite to pull out of the Ink is a rose just for you. Kinda represents him in a way, he may be a thorn in your side but he is still a charming character.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Never, either being on the job too often or trying to charm you up even more.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Marking and biting, nothing better than leaving ink stains all over you wherever he can and biting adds to the mix, as a demon he loves to just sink his teeth into you whether it be shoulder or thigh.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

As discretely as possible in public locations. With the whole new theme park that had been set up by the new owner of the franchise and you being a worker there you have access to many semi-public areas and Bendy can’t help himself but try and catch you while you’re on duty, the only time you both ever nearly got caught was in the worker changing rooms.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Oh you’re in your hot mechanic uniform, well that’s going to need a wash very soon once you both are done.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Hanging out with Angel or any of the male workers at the park, it gets him on edge. Jealous little rascal.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Neither, save your parts for fornicating and save your mouths for kissing

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Fast and rough, exepct nothing more than fast jumping from this cheeky ink demon. Dynamite comes in small packages for sure.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, whether it be on or off duty, he’ll be around every corner ready to surprise you.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

No risks- unless you count the time your cheeks got stained with his ink cum and worker questioned why you weren’t cleaning your face.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Lots of stamina, a speed demon he is. Bendy will always outlast you, making you reach a rather satisfying number of 12 rounds before needing a break.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Bendy has tried but uh- let’s just say he’s going to leave those things to the expert, which is you.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Oh- oh Bendy and teasing? Ha ha ha! Yes hell yes you aren’t going to reach any satisfaction so easily no no no, you have to work for it and suffer through denial and earn it.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud, he has a high pitches almost Whitney voice sometimes and during sweet blissful climaxes he becomes especially loud.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Wild Wild West, he is a demon- an ink one to be exact, you’re entering the danger zone here.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Small demon, average package. 7 inch in length and 3 inch in girth. It’s completely black as his body, drips of ink, curves upwards slightly, has bumps along the curve underneath.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

High sex drive, cheeky little demon can’t resist some sweet hanky panky with you.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

Well after getting up to lay on top of you purring and curling up into a cute little Inky demon ball he’ll fall asleep right away and be snoring in a rather adorable manner.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Gentle, rather soothing having frigid dripping gooey tentacles caress your body gently rubbing every crevice keeping you close against his body.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

Breasts, the best cushion in the universe, so warm and cozy to nestle his skull between.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Translucent, glowing blue, cold and tastes like sweet blueberry sherbet the expensive kind of one.

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Nightmare’s dirty secret is that he wants to invade your dreams and bring you sexy albeit also terrifying wet nightmares.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

His seen a few good wet dreams he has invaded he has also enacted in a few of them, he has some experience.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Spread eagle, spread them legs with some tentacles you are going to be in for the ride of your life.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Very goofy, like all Sans’ he to has a humor like no other, albeit a little darker.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Huh, can his slimy thick goop be cleaned? Probably not, let’s go hobo team- maybe that’s why he smells of smoke and tobacco.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Very romantic. Expect lit candles, a hot steaming bath, roses and chocolates the naturally sweet aphrodisiacs.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Semi, he doesn’t do it so often as he is reaping power from the many negative emotions around but hey sometime when you aren’t busy.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Bondage, biting, breeding and marking. Bondage can only naturally come from his tentacles with his thriving need to be the dominant one he will have you tied up, biting is along with the marking making sure everyone know you are his, then of course the breeding kink- he has the urges to have you always so plump with his offspring.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

The throne room, no place better to assert your dominance than the room he literally commands and sets orders in, albeit poor Horror or Dust has walked in a few times.

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Praise the little ego filled maniac goop, he loves having his ego stroked because basically then you are stroking his magnificent dick.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Dreams, pleasant positivity, he loves negativity but all this fluffy bunny happiness has to go.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Neither, he ain’t putting his face anywhere near there and you ain’t putting your face anywhere near his thick organ.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Rough and sensual, he may be set at a rabbits pace but he will be striking all the good spots with a rough thrust.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often, there’s never a time you aren’t caught off guard in the hallways or suddenly getting humped from behind when you bend over to pick something up or take something from a lower cupboard, and whenever you sit you’ll find yourself sitting on his lap.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

The only risk is getting chased in your nightmares by Nightmare who desperately can’t wait for you to wake up and wants to romp with you.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

A good while, around 15 rounds is how long her can last but you can barely get past the fourth round.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

Hmm, toys yes, you tied some egg vibrators to his dick, then some on his tentacles by the base- you aren’t getting those back- the only mistake you made was allowing him to attach some dildo’s to his tentacles, you have no escape from the tentacle dicks.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Very unfair, you think mr.baddie the all and powerful Nightmare isn’t going to not tease you and be unfair because he loves you and cherished you?- no he gives no mercy, prepare to mercilessly teases onto whims end.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

Loud and proud, let him be as passionate as he wants, let him Rosie out his pleasure to the point the castle is shaking and trembling.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Animalistic, Nightmares can always get pretty wild and out of control so no wonders there on how wild he can get, he’s like a rabid animal.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

Ooh he has the good there alright his cock is a translucent but bright glowing blue in stark contrast compared to his black gooey body. Has a length of 8 inches, girth of 2 inches, his knot is 4 inches you’re going to be stuck with him a long while each time.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

Very high, he is either father negative emotions or he is fucking the stars out of you.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After prepping for bed and caressing you gently in a bundle of tentacles holding you closely, he can rest easy and fall asleep, snoring in an adorable way that you will ever get to witness.

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A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

Gentle loving- albeit he does get a little awkward and flustered after the high of a climax is gone.

 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

He loves all of you- there’s no favorite picks when it come to you.

 

C = Cum (Is it normal, colourful, translucent? Hot or cold?)

Normal human- unless- maybe- he goes alien for fun?

 

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell.)

Kinky times, secretly he wants to try using the omnitrix for fun in the bedroom.

 

E = Experience (Experienced or Virgin.)

Ha-ha! Awkward flustered embarrassed Virgin.

 

F = Favorite Position (Missionary, doggy ect?)

Good ole classic missionary style, nothing better than being able to see your lovely expressions and getting hands on.

 

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

Goofy- ego filled and sometimes silly with quick quips you can’t help but smile in between out of breath gasps.

 

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Groomed well enough- although his hair is messy still at times- and you really aren’t sure whether he is wearing the same clothes or new ones due to the same style every time.

 

I = Intimacy (Their romantic level during intimacy.)

Awkward romantic- all what matters is that he is at least trying, bringing a flower to gift to you with a awkward nervous smile and taking you out on a date.

 

J = Jack Off (How often do they masturbate.)

Nah, he’s either saving the world or spending time with you- however there was this one time you walked in on him- just once.

 

K = Kinks (What do they love?)

Biting and body praise. Biting gotta leave some marks and show his passion somewhere. Body praise is mostly to boost his already massive heroic ego.

 

L = Location (Favorite areas for intimacy.)

Uuuuuh- lets say you both had a lot of explaining to do to poor Rook- and of course cleaning out his vehicle... whoops?

 

M = Motivation (All their turn on’s.)

Complimenting him, already there with a charming smile having ordered his favorite slush.

 

N = No (All their No No’s)

Jealousy does make you nasty- hanging around Kevin or some guy friends.

 

O = Oral (To give or to receive?)

Neither- nada, it’s too awkward for either of you to go there just yet.

 

P = Pace (Slow and sensual or rough and fast?)

Slow- if not sometime unsure, but quite sensual.

 

Q = Quickie (Often do a quickie or not.)

Often- when it comes to teenagers you can’t contain your hormones especially when around someone you really really love in a romantic way.

 

R = Risk (What things are they willing to do with intimacy.)

Not really- although there was this one time but both of you decided to try and forget that awkward time- he lost the key to the handcuffs around your wrists.

 

S = Stamina (How long can they last?)

Quite a while, being a hero is a lot of work and takes a lot of energy- he has the average level of lasting a good while as much as you both can handle one night.

 

T = Toy (Experiments with them, yes or no.)

That’s a no- he doesn’t want to go near any of the little toys you have in mind- he gets so adorably flustered every time you mention it.

 

U = Unfair (Do they tease well?)

Oh- oh he can be unfair, as much as he can be flustered to Hell he can be helluva tease, you’re going to take a while trying to convince him to finally take you.

 

V = Volume (Are they loud or quiet?)

In between- he does try to be quiet but usually slips up- he can’t contain himself.

 

W = Wild (Are they animalistic or tame?)

Tame, he is only human after all.

 

X = X-Ray (What could be underneath there?~)

A little fuzz by the base, a good 6 inch in length and 2 inch in girth. He is about the average for a human male.

 

Y = Yearning (High sex drive or low.)

A bit high, it is around the basic average level for a teenager as hormones are out of control.

 

Z = Zzz (Will they stay awake or fall asleep right after.)

After trying his best- in a very flustered state- to take care of you he’ll be out like a light and quite cutely enough snore quietly.