Iida Tenya has added Uraraka Ochaco, Midoriya Izuku, Asui Tsuyu and 16 others to Untitled Group Chat
Iida Tenya has changed the group chat name to Class 2-A
Iida Tenya: Hello everyone! Aizawa-sensei said we should have a group chat so that we can keep each other updated! Please keep it appropriate, or I will have to mute you!
Mineta Minoru: hey femalessss want me to stick in your dms???
Bakugo Katsuki has kicked Mineta Minoru from the chat
Bakugo Katsuki: Perish.
Kirishima Eijirou: oh my god, bakubro knows memes and also drinks his respect women juice
Bakugo Katsuki: Of course i drink my respect women juice shitty hair
Midoriya Izuku: auntie mitsy would kill him if he didn’t
Uraraka Ochaco: AUNTIE????
Bakugo Katsuki: shut the fuck up, round face
Kaminari Denki has changed their name to pikachu thot
pikachu thot: sero found dead in miami
Sero Hanta: i’m right here, bro
Ashido Mina has changed their name to Pinky
Kirishima Eijirou has changed their name to Jabrony
Sero Hanta has changed their name to Captain Office Supplies
Midoriya Izuku: PFFT PHNSM
Todoroki Shouto has changed their name to Endeavor’s Least Favorite Shouto
Midoriya Izuku: wait todoroki
Endeavor’s Least Favorite Shouto has changed their name to Tododokidoki
Midoriya Izuku: very much so!!!!
Uraraka Ochaco has changed their name to gravity who???
Jabrony has changed Bakugo Katsuki’s name to caramel man
caramel man: do you want to fucking die, shitty hair???
caramel man: ei wait
Jabrony: ah! you called me ei!!!! so you do know my name!
caramel man: of course i know your name shitty hair, youre my friend
caramel man: HOW DO YOU DELETE A MESSAGE
Yaoyorozo Momo has changed their name to easy make oven
easy make oven: is the nasty grape boy gone?
caramel man: Yeah, he’s gone ponytail
easy make oven: this is wlw and mlm solidarity
caramel man: You Fucking Know It
Jabrony changed their name to rock hard abs
rock hard abs: wait bakubro likes boys?
caramel man: uh yeah of course i do
Midoriya Izuku has changed their name to bone hurty juice
bone hurty juice: kacchan has been out since junior high, im surprised you didnt know already
caramel man: shut the fuck up, deku
bone hurty juice: make me!
Pinky: when did Midoriya grow balls???
bone hurty juice: the second time i broke my arms
Asui Tsuyu has changed their name to froppy
froppy: midoriya pls stop breaking your bones
pikachu thot has changed froppy’s name to dat boi
pikachu thot: oh shit whaddup!!!
dat boi has kicked pikachu thot from the chat
dat boi: that’s what the fuck is up
gravity who???: TSUYU
Captain Office Supplies: GOD ALL MIGHT Y THAT WAS VICIOUS
Pinky: kami just burst into my room fucking bawling, and i honestly cant tell if he’s joking or not
rock hard abs: !!! im on the way with hugs and a blanket
dat boi has changed their name to froppy
froppy: dat boi jokes are Illegal in this household
bone hurting juice: jesus, okay, asui
bone hurting juice: TSUYU YES
gravity who???: she’s so scary and could kick my ass
gravity who???: that’s my type
rock hard abs: same
bone hurting juice: rt
rock hard abs has added pikachu thot to the chat
pikachu thot: oh mood
bone hurting juice: kami are you okay???
pikachu thot: oh yeah im fine! i saw a cute picture of a cat on twitter and started crying and i ran to show mina
caramel man: you have three braincells and arent using any of them.
rock hard abs: :(
caramel man: …
rock hard abs: :’(
caramel man: fine. you have thoughts sometimes, some above the low benchmark we have set for you.
pikachu thot: ill take it!!!
bone hurting juice: let’s talk about how kirishima just completely talked kacchan down
bone hurting juice: i have literally never seen someone do that
gravity who???: i’ve done it!
Iida Tenya: Uraraka, suplexing someone does not count as talking them down
gravity who???: hm. maybe so.
caramel man: if round face suplexes me one more time, i’m going to blast her into the upper atmosphere
gravity who???: DO IT BITCH BOY YOU WONT
caramel man: WANNA FUCKING BET?
Jirou Kyouka: why do i hear explosions?
Jirou Kyouka: never mind.
Jirou Kyouka has changed their name to lesbian jesus
froppy: you’re not hayley kiyoko
lesbian jesus: god i wish i was
easy make oven: same
gravity who???: same
bone hurty juice: wait
pikachu thot: yall lameasses change your names
Satou Rikido has changed their name to Sugar Daddy
Koda Koji has changed their name to zootopia
Ojiro Mashirao has changed their name to Tails
Shoji Mezo has changed their name to Rogue
Tokoyami Fumikage has changed their name to Shadow
pikachu thot: oh my god, i never thought i’d see the day
Captain Office Supplies: wait why is shoji rogue
Shadow: his bara tiddies
Rogue: i am regretting every second of this
Hagakure Tooru has changed their name to Cream
Cream: i have to match my boys
Tails: I didn’t know I was owned
gravity who???: is this a hetero in my gay paradise?
Cream: don’t you put that evil on me
Iida Tenya has changed his name to Sonic
Sonic: I am the prodigal son! I must go fast!
Sonic: Fuck, please forgive me, my brother stole my phone.
Sonic has changed their name to Sonic Classic
Sonic Classic: Better
pikachu thot: are…. are you for real? you actually like sonic?
Sonic Classic: I am required to by law, because my dog is named Tails
bone hurty juice: YOU HAVE A DOG!!!!!
Sonic Classic: Yes Midoriya, would you like pictures?
bone hurty juice: BOY WOULD I
Aoyoma Yuuga: ☆ミ☆彡☆ミ Our Favorite Boy Just Yelled “BOY WOULD I” To The Absolutely Nobody In His Room! ☆ミ☆彡
Aoyoma Yuuga has changed their name to Sparkle Baby ☆彡
bone hurty juice: yuu, please we can’t keep doing this
Sparkle Baby ☆彡: EXPOSE! DORI! NOW!
bone hurty juice: YUU PLEASE WE CANT KEEP DOING THIS
Tododokidoki: who the fuck are yuu and dori?
bone hurty juice: yuu is aoyoma and dori is me
bone hurty juice: he calls me that because apparently midoriya and izuku are “too many fucking syllables for a pretty person to deal with”
bone hurty juice: do you want to come over and watch a movie? i’ve got an old one on endeavor that i fully intend to write a scathing review on before throwing in the garbage disposal
bone hurty juice: uh okay. i’ll ask toshi then
bone hurty juice has gone offline.
aggressive snapping >> sleep is for the weak
aggressive snapping: toshi, please come over, i think todoroki is mad at me and i dont know why and i want a toshi hug please
sleep is for the weak: sorry izuku, i’m training with aizawa today, apparently something big is going to happen
aggressive snapping: maybe you’ll get added to our class!!! if you replace the nasty grape boy, you’ll be right next door to me!!
sleep is for the weak: that sounds great, honestly
aggressive snapping: tell me about it. i’m 90% sure that aizawa only put me here because im the only person he cant get past or stick down to try and get to the elevators or stairs
sleep is for the weak: gross
aggressive snapping: okay, good luck with training today, toshi!
sleep is for the weak: thanks izuku. don’t worry about todoroki, i’m sure he’ll get over it
Jesus >> God
Jesus: LIKE WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT
Jesus: I AM DEFINITELY NOT OVER IT
God: is this about midoriya having friends that arent you?
Jesus: okay maybe a little
Jesus: I guess it’s because I want a nickname and he hasnt given me one yet and i dont know if it’s rude to ask because i've never had a friend before you and him and you’re just as lost as i am sometimes
God: i mean, yeah that’s fair.
Jesus: Am I jealous? Is this jealousy?
God: Depends. How does the idea of Midoriya and “Toshi” (whoever that is) watching a movie together make you feel?
Jesus: A little angry. Frustrated maybe.
God: Okay, now how does the idea of watching the movie yourself with Midoriya sound?
Jesus: Fun. Makes my heart beat a little funny.
God: Good good, now how does the idea of Midoriya hugging you make you feel?
Jesus: I just burned up my t-shirt, so uh… hot? I guess? I want that.
God: You have a crush on Midoriya and you’re jealous of Aoyoma and “Toshi”.
Jesus: fuck… that makes so much sense!! well fuck. what do i do now?
God: I can’t help you there, Jirou asked me out.
God: let me see
rich lesbian has added Todoroki Shouto to All Lesbians Go to Heaven
rich lesbian: okay girls, Todoroki has a crush on Midoriya and needs our help
frog lesbian: On it, ribbit
space lesbian: Finally!
pink lesbian: Ooh, this should be good!
music lesbian: cool
invisible lesbian: Woohoo!
Todoroki Shouto has changed their name to not a lesbian
not a lesbian: please help me, i’m having a gay crisis
frog lesbian: well, you should just be straightforward about it, ribbit
space lesbian: maybe have a tiny present for him? something that makes you think of him or that you think he’ll like?
pink lesbian: that’s a good idea, honestly! he likes heroes so maybe get him some rare merch?
not a lesbian: yaoyorozu, if i pay you, will you make me some merch?
rich lesbian: but the economy!
not a lesbian: do it or else everybody Ever will know everything youve ever said while pining over Jirou
music lesbian: color me interested
rich lesbian: FINE! BE AT MY ROOM IN TEN!
Sonic Classic has added Aizawa Shota to Class 2-A
Aizawa Shota: cool groupchat kids. never @ me unless something that isnt todoroki or bakugo is on fire
Aizawa Shota: also mineta has been expelled for stealing, harassment, and a rape attempt on a support class student
Sonic Classic: How despicable! He was never worthy of attending our prestigious academy, and I am very happy he is gone!
bone hurty juice: that was basically the equivalent of tenya spitting on the ground and calling him a bastard
Aizawa Shota: Also, you have a new student to replace him. Don’t tear him apart.
Aizawa Shota has added Shinsou Hitoshi to Class 2-A
bone hurty juice: FUCK YEAH WOOOOOOOOO
Shinsou Hitoshi: god, izuku, please
Aizawa Shota: Language, problem child
Shinsou Hitoshi: so uh hey 2-A, i’m Shinsou from the sports festival and i,,,, really wanna say sorry to Ojiro. i was kind of a dick, and it’s kind of inexcusable
Shinsou Hitoshi: People always called my quirk a villain’s quirk so i had to do everything i could to make it here. I’m sorry.
Tails: That’s… understandable. I’m sorry for being angry for you just using your quirk. You’re one of us now, you’re going to be a great hero.
bone hurty juice: FUCK YEAH HE IS!
Shinsou Hitoshi has changed their name to gucci eyebags
gucci eyebags: izuku, please just come help me with my stuff
bone hurty juice: ON IT!
bone hurty juice has gone offline
Tododokidoki: what’s your deal?
gucci eyebags: izuku and i have been friends since he judo flipped me, and he’s been training me a little too
gucci eyebags: why do you ask, whoever you are?
Tododokidoki: I’m Todoroki Shouto, one of Midoriya’s friends
gucci eyebags: cool, nice to meet you
not a lesbian: WELL FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME A BITCH
rich lesbian: i don’t think they're dating, please calm down
not a lesbian: but he’s closer to midoriya than i am. i just… i like midoriya, a lot, i’m realizing. he threw away everything to help me, and i want to do the same for him. i want to be there for him.
invisible lesbian: i mean, if they are dating, you could just ask if you could join them
pink lesbian: oh yeah! polyamory is a thing!
invisible lesbian: yes babe, polyamory is a thing
not a lesbian: oh. OH! Okay, this changes everything
music lesbian: this will definitely be interesting to watch
rich lesbian: I’m making popcorn
Hitoshi grunts as he sets down the last box of his things. It doesn't help that Izuku just lifted two of his boxes at a time, and was able to balance them in one arm to get his door open.
Like what the fuck! Nobody needs to be that strong. Nobody needs to be that cute either. Stupid green eyes, stupid adorable smile, stupid little laugh that makes Hitoshi’s heart jump out of his chest.
Izuku knocks before coming inside, setting down the last of Hitoshi’s things. “I’m so excited you’re right next door! Now we can hang out whenever we want! Man, I’m just so proud of you, Toshi, you’re finally in the hero course, you’re going to be amazing. I’m so excit-”
Hitoshi, for all intents and purposes, has never considered himself an impulsive person. But he here is, impulsively marching over to Izuku, grabbing him by the waist and pulling him in for a tight hug.
“Thanks, Izuku,” He mumbles quietly, burying his face in Izuku’s soft green hair. Izuku yelps, but immediately sinks into the embrace.
“What for, Toshi?”
Suddenly a smoke detector starts beeping. Izuku jumps away from him in shock, a little bit of his quirk sparking up. “Ah! Todoroki or Kacchan must’ve done something. It’ll go off in a second.”
“Does that happen often?” Hitoshi finds himself asking, thanking every deity out there that he wasn’t completely dumbfounded by how ethereal Izuku looked with green lightning wreathing his body.
Izuku laughs and Hitoshi’s heart jumps, “Yep, we’re trying to find a way to make the smoke detectors less sensitive, but so far… you know.” Izuku trails off, looking back at him with his big green eyes.
“What? Do I have something on my face?”
“I… Can I try something, Toshi? Close your eyes for me.”
His eyes close before he can even question the direction, but somewhere in the back of his mind, he finds himself trusting Izuku more than anyone he’s ever met.
Suddenly, soft lips gently graze his cheek. “I-Izuku?”
“Is that… okay?”
“Very.” His eyes snap open, and he surges forward to grab his waist once more, leaning down to focus on Izuku intently.
“Can… Can I kiss you?”
And he does.