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Micro-ficlets: Other Fandoms

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“By observing the interrupted curve of the left front facade, I can conclude that the party or parties responsible for building this house ran out of money at least four separate times during construction.”

“Holmes, there’s no way you could–”

“Furthermore, there is a great deal I can determine by considering the quality of the glass used for the observation window around the side.”

“Yes, they like bird watching!”

“The unique composition of the mulch suggests that–”

“Shut up!”


“No! The producers are going to edit all this out, and you don’t need to perform for me, not anymore. Sherlock, for once in your life, shut up!”

Holmes let out a sigh. “For you, John. Only for you.”