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🐨
@bangbangkoala

here to enjoy life

15 following 74 followers

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🐨 retweeted
🏳️🌈 @afoolremainssane • 36m
jeongin is so cute ill combust!!!

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 12m
pretend you didn’t see that pls

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 12m
replying to @bangbangkoala
see what

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 11m
replying to @hispudu
the thing i just retweeted

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 11m
replying to @bangbangkoala
then why have you not deleted it yet? 👀

kai @caprisung • 10m
replying to @bangbangkoala and @hispudu
don't worry, i've got the receipts 🔎
[screenshot]

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 9m
im not a kpop stan

kai @caprisung • 8m
replying to @bangbangkoala
you say that but all your mutuals are 👀

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 7m
replying to @caprisung
i follow them for other reasons

kai @caprisung • 7m
replying to @bangbangkoala
keep telling yourself that, kpop stan

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🐨 retweeted
stray kids pics @straykidspics • 2d
#straykids #woojin
cr. BmyBear
https://twitter.com/straykidspics/status/1142845234369519616

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🐨 retweeted
minho pics @leeminhoarchive • 4h
190623 © who do i see
https://twitter.com/leeminhoarchive/status/1143531710400929800

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kai @caprisung • 5m
@bangbangkoala thirsting on main I see 👀

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 4m
replying to @caprisung
shut up

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 4m
replying to @caprisung and @bangbangkoala
“i’M nOT a kPoP sTAn”

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fe 🏳️🌈 @frecklylixie • 3m
fam, its time @bangbangkoala joins the gang

💕💕 @felixloveslesbians • 2m
replying to @frecklylixie
yas queen finally

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🐨 retweeted
지민지민지민 @jiminpark07 • 4d
🧞♂️☺️❤

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 1m
mood

 

Day6 Jae @Jae_Day6
Superman can fly on command, ironman can beam on command and some of yall can sleep on command. Yall have super powers while I’m over here getting hungry without command.

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skz loving fam (8)

fe 🏳️🌈
guys, gals and nonbinary pals

 

Incorrect Banginho/MinChan @minchanquotes

Chan: I'm bi-

Minho: *face lights up* !!!

Chan: -lingual. I can speak English and Korean.

Minho: *face falls* :(

Chan: Also I like guys and girls.

Minho: *face lights up* !!!


look at this tweet

fe 🏳️🌈 added 🐨

fe 🏳️🌈
you funky little koala welcome to the fam!

🐨
언제 여기 올거야?
당신은 늦었 어
nope wait wrong chat

💕💕
but is it? 🤔🧐🔎👀

kai
wat

mel
we've got an intellectual in our ranks

IG: channiellectual
see? ur already way there to being a kpop stan
come to the dark side,, we have cookies

full sun 🌻
and hot men
did you see the selfie chan FINALLY posted?

 

Stray Kids @Stray_Kids

[스키지기]
2019.06.23 첫 번째 팬사인회
<Clé 2 : Yellow Wood> 팬사인회 시~작!
먼 길 와준 STAY 고마워요♥

#방찬 #아이엔

angel
sdkjh his hair
cRIsPy

mel
NO SHUT UP HE LOOKS SO GOOD
fluffy 💕😍💗💞

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parents and kids

엄마
guys cmon where are you?
you’re late

freckles
wait what
oh no!
what have i forgotten??

엄마
oh right sorry
wrong chat
changbin-ah and jisung-ah

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3racha

nice guy who has a lot of money
yah! where are you!

shrek
shit were late!

nice guy who has a lot of money
jisung-ah!

actual rich-guy
we’ll be there in a minute
chill hyung

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mel @hyunjingerale • 3h
i’d like to issue an official apology to @bangbangkoala, sorry the fam scared you away 😔

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 26m
replying to @hyunjingerale
sorry had to work

Mel @hyunjingerale • 12m
replying to @bangbangkoala
oooo an intellectual with a job 👀

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mel @hyunjingerale • 1h
can we pls get a full 3racha version pretty pls??

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Day6 Jae
@Jae_Day6

Day6 Jae
Exactly this type of acc would Bang Chan trying to stay incognito on stan twitter make 👀

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
omg wat do i do
[screenshot]

kai
wow dude

mel
omg jae responded
wait shit jae sent you a message first!!1!!!

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 6h
so this happened
[screenshot]

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Day6 Jae @Jae_Day6 • 53m
Maybe Bang Chan trying to stay incognito on stan twitter would not do this

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 6h
so this happened
[screenshot]

stan talent @stan3racha • 53m
replying to @Jae_Day6
or would he???🔎👀🧐

#WeWantJae6s2 @designismypassion • 51m
replying to @Jae_Day6
what do we think, chan or not?

a little @jaelosy • 46m
replying to @Jae_Day6
omg chan is on stan twitter

Saw day6 190125 @jae2018 • 39m
replying to @Jae_Day6 and @jaelosy
nah, he’d never compromise himself like this

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제형
seriously dude, either that’s a really smart tactic or you have no clue what i'm talking about rn

I panicked, okay!

so it really was you!
ha! i knew it!

yeah well
could you like not interact?
i may have not actually gotten any permission for having that account

oh worm a rebel

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skz loving fam (9)

kai
guys stoop what ypure doing this ia ab emergency!!!!
minoh!!!
*minho!!!
get ready to be shooketh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKSm4dOx9tI

💕💕
it says the video is unavailable :((((

fe | #dawnislife
oh i think it was taken down

mel
they reuploaded with better quality!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jRL9J-S78yE

🐨
did Not know that had been uploaded

angel
are you shook yet 👀
mr. “im not a kpop stan”
or ms, yknow

full sun 🌻
right!
we dont actually know your name or anythigb

🐨
uh chris

IG: channiellectual
omg like chan

🐨
yea
like him

mel
dude

kai
what, are you australian too?

🐨
uh,,,,,
maybe??

mel
dude

IG: channiellectual
like get this if you were actually chan
Wild

🐨
i think id know
wouldn’t i?

💕💕
u dont have to be such a smart ass

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리노 ♡

i saw your dance video!!
you did amazing!!

hehe, did you like it, hyung?

yea, very good

😊😚

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지민이

jae said ur on twitter now

it was supposed to be a secret!!

well buhu

y r u always so mean 😭

y r u always so dramatic, huh!!!??

u like seungminnie better than me

well of course
hes an angel

yea u right

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skz loving fam (9)

mel
guys, blease,, someone,,,
follow me on tumblr

mel
guys

mel
pls dont leave me on read

mel
hey @bangbangkoala
u follow me on tumblr

🐨
uh,,, i dont have
tumblr

mel
a Travesty if ive seen one
get an account

🐨
well
ive been trying to stay away

kai
dont listen to mel!!!
that site is a hellhole!!

mel
mayhaps so
but a hellhole with great skz content

fe | #dawnislife
enough about tumblr
the days of weird selfies are past us
(maybe? possibly? probably not)

💕💕
😍💗💞 where did he post it? instagram?

fe | #dawnislife
yeah

full sun 🌻
oof 👑💥👀💀

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kai @caprisung • 16m
petition for vang chan to be on jae6 @Jae_Day6

kai @caprisung • 16m
replying to @caprisung
omg *BANG chan

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skz loving fam (9)

fe | #dawnislife
time for our biweekly Wow Medley
https://soundcloud.com/3racha/06-wow-prod-spearb

🐨
omg you actually genuinely do this??

IG: channiellectual
Yeah, we love clowning them

angel
except we dont have to because they do it themselves
i can never get tired of 3racha reacting to wow

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3racha

crispy hyung
i started thinking about wow n now my whole body is cringing

shrek
no hyung why did you have to say anything :(((
now i can’t get it out of my head

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우진이 ♡

what are you doing on your phone all the time??

just,, on social media
you know, like it is

no, i don’t know, chan
you basically never post on instagram

yes i do!!!

say that to the fans

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
okay, for science
(and my friend)
do you think chan posts on instagram more than “basically never”?

kai
dude
cmon
he barely ever posts
and when he does its of the sky, or peaches or smth

mel
yup
like minho posts more than chan id say
maybe even posts more normal photos that chan posts at all

fe | #dawnislife
all chan stans are starving

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우진이 ♡

fine,, the fans seem to agree with you :(

there there, don’t sulk
just post more instead

it’s not like you post all the time!

now you’re just being petty
go look at some cat pictures or something

now that's actually a good idea

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리노 ♡









i found cat pics and thought of you

omg im in love❤🧡💛💚💙💜
💘🐈🐱💖😻😽
🐨=best hyung ever

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리노 ♡

hyung can i tell you something?

yeah sure
what is it?

i need some advice, i think
or help

yeah?

i like someone

you need love advice?
i don’t know how qualified i am for it

i know we can’t date
but i need some help
with what to do about it

can i ask who it is?
is it someone you’re close to?

i guess you could say that
what do i do hyung?

give me some time to think up smth
i’ll come back to you in a few minutes, yeah?

okay thanks hyung

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
help
my friend from korea asked me for love advice and i don’t know what to do

mel
oh?
what exactly did they want help with?

🐨
well
he likes someone
but he can’t date
so he wants to know what to do but i dont know what to tell him

kai
sure this isn’t about you?
yknow the whole “i have a friend..”

🐨
no
its my friend

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리노 ♡

hyung there's one more thing i should tell you
it probably makes a difference but i hope it doesn’t

okay?
i’m slightly confused, but go on

the person i like
it’s a guy

oh
sorry that’s probably a bad response
i don’t mind
that you like a guy i mean
i’m sorry that it means this is probably harder for you

i don’t really expect him to like me back
but i still have some hope, you know?

i’m gonna take a few more minutes to think of some good advice
you’ll be fine, right?

yeah hyung
thank you

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
help x2
the person he likes is a guy
what do i tell him?
i cant tell him to confess because he cant date and we have no idea to know how the guy will react
and he cant really be found out

fe | #dawnislife
well thats complicated

angel
is he close to the guy?
like could he easily get over him?

🐨
idk
ill ask him

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리노♡

is it someone you’re close to?

yeah, pretty close
it feels like i see him all the time but not often enough i really don't know what to do
im gonna have to try to get over him don't i?

i’m sorry
but probably
hey, this might be a weird question

go on

is it someone i know?

minho?

sorry for asking

no, sorry, you’re right
you know him

another maybe weird question
is it jisungie?

what?
no
why would it be?

sorry
just thought you’re really close
and pretty affectionate

he’s my lil bro
it’d be weird to have feelings for him
but he is my platonic soulmate so there’s that

so it’s not one of the members

what? i can see you’ve read
it’s okay even if it is, pls just answer?

okay maybe it is

oh i’m sorry

please stop saying sorry hyung
it’s not your fault

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parents and kids

아빠
i’m gonna bring some snacks to dance practise, what do you want

dance dance
some fruits please

아빠
okay, got it

dance dance
thank you hyung!

baby fox
hyung says whatever’s fine

아빠
innie, hyung who?

baby fox
oh, channie-hyung

lil angel-devil
couldn’t he have answered himself?

baby fox
no hes busy on his phone

아빠
again?

baby fox
he says to tell you, woojin-hyung, that he’s helping minho-hyung

아빠
on his phone

엄마
yes, on the phone
texting exists

아빠
no need to be snarky

엄마
sorry :((

baby fox
look you made him sad :((((

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lixie ♡

after dance practise, can you help me with something?

sure
you can always come to me
you remember that, right?

yeah but i saw you were helping minho

i can help both of you
im your leader and friend
i want you to feel like you can come to me whenever

okay, thank you 😚

what’s it about?

uh,,,, changbin…

changbinnie??
did he do something??

other than existing? no

are you mad at him??

no :((

im sorry im confused but
whats the problem?

i like him :((

oh
okay
we'll talk after dance practice, yeah?

okay, thank you :)
but can we please do it over text? I feel too nervous to do it face to face :(

sure

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
now my other friend asked for help about liking another one of our friends

kai
good luck with all of that

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 7m
when did i become qualified for love advice??

💕💕 @felixloveslesbians • 2m
replying to @bangbangkoala
youre doing amazing sweetie

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lixie ♡

so,, uh,,, changbin
do you remember on that show when you guys guessed about changbin and i said i fell in love with him?
i wasn’t joking

oh felix

i don’t know what to do hyung
i can’t just ignore him

no, he’d be really suspicious then
but he didn’t react in any bad way back then at least

he probably thought i was like joking or not being serious or something

hey, just don’t be too harsh on yourself
ill try to help you with what to do

just please don’t say that changbin maybe likes me, i dont want false hope

wait, just a moment, minho sent a message

okay

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리노 ♡

um… i don’t really wanna burden you with too much
but, uh
what if i like two guys?
at the same time?

oh minho
that's pretty hard, right?

Yeah
and probably neither are ever gonna like me back
it’s too unrealistic

hey, you’re a great guy

i know
but it’s just that, i'm a guy
it's too unrealistic to think that both of them are into guys

okay i’m not going to tell you you’re wrong
and i don’t know if you want me to say it’s a possibility
but i'm not sure what to do?
i’m helping felix too so i might be slow

what, does he also need love advice?
i’m joking, of course

well, i guess you could say that

oh, interesting
you know, we could do a group chat and i can help you help him

hm, i’ll ask him

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lixie ♡

hey, minho had an idea
of doing a group chat so he can join in on helping
he has kind of sort of similar problems

uh, sure?

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operation: love ♡

chan added minho and felix

felix
a little cheesy of a name dont you think hyung?

chan
shut up

minho
well it’s true though
what’s your love problems felix?
cute new trainee, a crush on twice?

felix
changbin

minho
well hello there
a baby gay in the group

chan
minho!

minho
what :( at least give me this
[redacted] and [redacted] won’t like me back
there’s no way we are more than two gays in the group

chan
so they’re both in the group?

minho
well shit i did not mean to say that

felix
hyung!
you too!
but,, does that mean that changbin doesn’t like me back?

minho
i’m gonna be honest with you
realistically: no
what my eyes tell me: what crack is he on to be like he is around you if he doesn’t like you
a repressed Homosexual if i’ve ever seen one

felix
wow

chan
well he does gush about you a lot

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밤밤이

dude i need help
i have an idol friend who likes two of his group mates

oo, tea
who is it? woojin and minho? two of the kids?

what are you talking about???

the members you like

what
it’s not me
i said a friend

yeah but that’s usually code for it being about yourself

well not in this case
so what do i tell him?
i have no idea how to help him
and i was stupid enough to think you could help :(

hey no need to be rude :(
i don’t know what to tell you
can he even date?
and even if, it’s probably really unlikely that they like him back

yeah, i know, hes said that too
so he knows that
and he cant date

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operation: love ♡

chan
also make it three gays please

minho
wow hyung
i don’t know whether to ;) or :(
because why didn’t you tell me that earlier :(
also this chat needs a new name

minho changed the chat name to gay kids

minho
so, much better

felix
does that mean that if the guys we like like us back chan has a good gay collecting radar?

minho
i snorted

chan
i feel like the purpose of this has run away from me

minho
hey, i am helping you help the baby gay

felix
but wait
if chan really did collect the Gays
doesn’t that make me not the baby gay

minho
eh, you’ll still be one in my eyes

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
so the first friend was gonna help me with the second friend, but he just took over completely, in a completely different direction

💕💕
its the gay agenda chris
youll get used to it

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gay kids

felix
but who is it you like hyung?
i wanna help you too
is it two people?

minho
why do you have to know it
im narrowing my eyes at you, just so you know

felix
i wanna help you too though :(
you’re trying to help me

minho
just let it be unknown for now

felix
im not gonna tell them hyung
i might not even know them!

minho

didn’t my fool ass just say that they’re our members

felix
oh right
well i'm not going to tell them

minho
not taking any chances
not meaning i think you will!
you just never know who might find these messages
im sure jisung has the code to at least one of our phones

felix
okay got me there

chan
shit he does

minho
things you don’t want him to find ;)

chan
minho

minho
what, it might be true

chan
i need to change my password

• • •

리노 ♡

seriously,
now that there’s no kids
something you don't want the kids to find?

i’d just prefer if they’re not able to go through my phone

well okay fair
our whole being gay is in here

can you really not tell me who it is you like?
you’re making me worried about who it is and why you can’t say anything to me
it’s not jeongin is it?

of course not!
he’s a baby!
(relatively, of course)

is one of them changbin?
is that why you wouldn’t tell felix

no it’s not

and it’s not felix?

No
hyung, stop it
you’re trying to limit it aren’t you?

well
okay i can't say you're wrong
this only leaves seungmin, hyunjin, woojin and me
i’m sort of getting a feeling it’s not seungmin or hyunjin

you're backing me into a corner you know

oh, i’m sorry

i didn’t wanna make it weird by telling you since i can’t do anything about it either way

we could just keep it a secret

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skz loving fam (9)

🐨
SO MY FRIEND (THE FIRST ONE) JUST INDIRECTLY TOLD ME ITS ME HE LIKES
BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO NOT MAKE IT AWKWARD SINCE HE CANT ACT ON IT
AND I JUST WENT AND TOLD HIM WE COULD JUST KEEP IT A SECRET

full sun 🌻
typical disaster gay behaviour
(you are gay, right?? sorry)

🐨
unfortunately, i know
(yeah it’s cool, bi though)

• • •

Brian형

How’s it going with being a leader? Good? Wanna meet up and have lunch some day?

fuck he undirectly admitted to me being one of them and my stupid ass panicked and said we could keep it a secret what do i do

Weird response but okay?
I have a feeling that wasn’t directed to me?

oh shit no
it was meant for bambam but i just clicked the top convo
please please just ignore it

you know I can’t :(
you asked what to do
so what’s going on?

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

🐨
I WAS ASKING ANOTHER FRIEND FOR HELP BUT ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO ONE OF MY SENIORS INSTEAD
IM AN IDIOT

kai
i am not gonna disagree with you
can you defuse it?

🐨
idk
im trying but hes really caring
hes known me for like 7 years or smth

angel
well good luck with that

• • •

제형

can you please distract brian for me?

why??

I accidentally sent a message to him that wasn’t meant for him and now hes Concerned


oookay then
i’ll see what i can do

• • •

밤밤이

[screenshot]
i sent to the wRONG PERSON!!

you, dear channie, is a mess

i know 😔

and also Wild and Irresponsible
“we could just keep it a secret”
smh

i know, stop it

well you sent it to me
do you really expect me not to clown you?

ok u right
i shouldnt have expected much

but you need to talk to him
cuz i assume you haven’t yet

i suddenly Cannot hear you

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🐨 @bangbangkoala • 1h
if i were a pokemon what pokemon would i be?

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 53m
replying to @bangbangkoala
please im trying to distract myself from my terrible decisions

kai @caprisung • 41m
replying to @bangbangkoala
too bad you’ll have to deal with them

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 39m
replying to @caprisung
im sensing snark and i dont enjoy it

kai @caprisung • 38m
replying to @bangbangkoala
well too bad for you

• • •

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 30m
how do you deal with feelings? asking for a friend

mel @hyunjingerale • 25m
replying to @bangbangkoala
sURe jaN

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 24m
replying to @hunjingerale
be nice please :(

mel @hyunjingerale • 19m
replying to @bangbangkoala
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY TALKED TO HIM!!?

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 18m
replying to @hyunjingerale
...no

mel @hyunjingerale • 16m
replying to @bangbangkoala
GO DO IT!! NOW

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리노 ♡

uh, hyung?
what do you mean?

hyung?

can you answer?
pls?

uh sorry had to do stuff
brian messaged me

brian?

uh, young k

oh

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skz loving fam (9)

mel
so have you talked to him now

🐨
yes

mel
properly?

🐨
yeah sure

mel
i don’t belive you

🐨
well ive talked to him
...just not about that

kai
BUT THATS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!!

🐨
well so my friend says

kai
then listen to them!!!

fe
which one of the friends is this?

🐨
a new one, i think?
i asked him for advice but he just started clowning me

angel
rightly so im sensing

🐨
none of you are any help

full sun 🌻
that’s just because you wont accept it

💕💕
how many friends do you have involved in this at this point?

🐨
way too many
i had to ask another to distract the one i accidentally sent to that was meant for the other friend

💕💕
i have no clue who is who at this point

🐨
so i sent to y what i meant to send to b and had to get j to distract y

fe
and the friend you were helping?

🐨
well m asked for advice first, he’s the one who likes me and a friend
then he helped me with f who likes our friend c
and at this point im just waiting for j to get involved

angel
wasn’t there already a j person?

🐨
oh right that’s another j, lets call her p
she loves to be nosy all up in my business
and i wouldn’t put it behind j to make her make me spill what’s going on since j doesn’t really know
cuz im sure y showed him what i sent to him

💕💕
that…
is too much to keep track of
whos the other friend m(?) likes?

🐨
im assuming w
though he hasn’t expressively said it
but i basically “eliminated” all others it could be

full sun 🌻
who else could it have been?

🐨
he said it wasnt h, f, c or i
and he didn’t deny when is said i dont think its s or hh

• • •

Day6 Jae @Jae_Day6 • 46m
@jiminpark07 pls break our mutual friend, he’s keeping me out of drama

지민지민지민 @jiminpark07 • 32m
replying to @Jae_Day6
I’d like to think that we have more than just one mutual friend

Day6 Jae @Jae_Day6 • 25m
replying to @jiminpark07
well your favorite not favorite one

• • •

지민이

jae told me to break you
cmon spill
what drama is he talking about?

i knew he would make you do this

that’s not an answer

what if i dont want to answer?

well too bad
i could always just ask seungmin whats going on

no!
dont involve him!

ha!
knew that would work

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

🐨
i knew he would make her do it

fe
well good luck with that

• • •

지민이

its private matters with some of my members
id prefer not to go into too deep details about it
for their privacy

okay…
i hope you’re not just saying that to get me off your back…

no im not
i really mean it

so youll solve it

theres nothing to solve

oh so thats how it is
that my dear friend is the sound of denial
you know, it’s not just a river in egypt

shut up jimin

• • •

Chapter Text

skz loving fam (9)

fe
anyone up for some voice chatting??

🐨
that doesnt work on twitter right??

IG: channiellectual
we do it on kakaotalk
come join

🐨
oh i dont,, have an account

IG: channiellectual
well go make on then

• • •

밤밤이

uh,,,
can you make two kakaotalk accounts?

y do you need two???
if not for the thing with “your friend” i would have thought you were secretly seeing someone

well?

uh no,,,
your phone number is connected to it so unless you have two numbers

oh
thanks

no probs??

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

🐨
okay so i already have a private account
that i kinda dont wanna use

fe
okay thats fair
we could probably find something else if you want

🐨
no its okay
i don’t have to voice chat
but you go ahead if you want to

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

Felix’s freckles
guys i am Back!!

💕💕
julia!! 💕💘💓💖

Felix’s freckles
what did i miss?

angel
Chris

Felix’s freckles
???

kai
that sums it up pretty good 😂

🐨
hi

mel
meet Chris, a certified Mess

fe
someone to rival even you

angel
sit down with a Big cup of tea and scroll up
Enjoy

Felix’s freckles
okay??

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

Felix’s freckles
okay u right
a Mess
so whats the updates on “your friend”
i need entertainment

🐨
don’t wanna talk about it

Felix’s freckles
smh

• • •

lixie ♡

hyung

yeah?

why are you avoiding minho?

im not

he asked me if i could ask you to please look at your messages at least

now you’re ignoring me 😑
just pls talk to minho
hes being miserable when we practise

i can see you having read this

• • •

리노 ♡

well
uh,, about what you sent
what … exactly did you mean?

hyung?

oh, you’re ignoring me

hey i let you have a night to think about it
i thought maybe you’d need some time
but now you’re starting to worry me

hyung

hyung?

okay i asked felix to talk to you
him and hyunjin were getting tired of me moping when we practise

sorry minho

hyung!!

i was beating myself up for being stupid and saying that
because we cant
you know

then why would you say that and then ignore me for like 2 days!!?

yea sorry

how about you do something about it instead of just saying sorry

lee minho

no
i’m tired of how you’ve been acting
actually behave like an adult for once, would you?

hey
don’t go back to ignoring me!

• • •

우진이 ♡

did you and minho have a fight?

no

well it seems like you did

we didnt

chan
stop being childish

im not

soon i’ll be mad at you

be that then

Bang Chan!

im not sorry
he was being ridiculous and disrespectful

so that’s what this is about

well i dont want to tell you more

why?

because its a private thing between him and me
and im not going to break the trust he put in me when he confided in me
its not my thing to tell

okay good
we’re getting somewhere
you don’t actually seem to be genuinely mad at him

im not
im annoyed at him
but also at myself
i can handle this
you dont have to get involved

will you promise to talk to minho then?
he seems to think you’re mad or something

ill think about it

i’ll be disappointed in you until you do
so hurry up

ill try

i’ll take that for now
but remember!
Disappointed!

• • •

Chapter Text

skz loving fam (9)

Felix’s freckles
CAAATTTSSSSSS




hi my names julia and i love cats and minho for providing me with cats
“ #bybutlerlee😺 “
I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING MORE RELATABLE THAN THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

💕💕

I LOVE CATS MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF
unpopular opinion: i love cats more than i love minho

kai
minho would agree with you

🐨
noooo
i dont wanna think abt minho rn

Felix’s freckles
is he bias wrecking you, CHRIS? :)

🐨
are you assuming i have a bias?

Felix’s freckles
well you use a koala as a name and everyone calls you Chris

🐨
mY NAME IS CHRIS!
its my actual name!!
and there are koalas in australia and theyre cute

Felix’s freckles
cmon everyone here is a little chan biased

💕💕
EVERYONE is a little chan biased because hes the best leader uwu

mel
tbh, everyone is a little ot9 biased
whether they want to admit it or not

Felix’s freckles
wait why australia

🐨
because thats where im from, obviously??

Felix’s freckles
omg i just came back from vacation in australia
wait, isnt it like the middle of the night there rn??

🐨
maybe...

Felix’s freckles
then go to sleep!!!
now!!

🐨
cant
im working

kai
in the middle of the night???
why??

🐨
because i have stuff i need to get down that isnt finished
i need to be sorta finished with some of this in like a few days
but i have no inspo for those
so instead ive been doing other things
so i have to do the other things now :(

• • •

강아지 ♡

Jimin-noona said you were behaving weirdly

is that really what she said

no
she said you were “being a bitch” and wanted to know why

shes a snitch

are you aggressively frown-pouting?

i feel attacked
how can you know??

i know you hyung
better than you think

i dont know if thats endearing or threatening

will saying it’s threatening make you talk to Minho?

does everyone think im ignoring minho

no, hyung
everyone KNOWS you’re ignoring Minho
you’re not being subtle

attacked in my own native language!!!

you’re being too dramatic

• • •

리노 ♡

woojin told me he told you that he’d be disappointed in you until you talk to me
please just talk to me hyung
we can forget what you said if you want
just please stop ignoring me

woojin is a snake

well you’re talking to me at least

i can’t disappoint woojin
i may have also realised that i was being a shit leader for ignoring you

STOP!

wat

• • •

parents and kids

who knows
hyung says he’s a bad leader for ignoring me

아빠
well…

who knows
DON'T. ENABLE. HIM!

freckles
noooooo :(
you’re an amazing leader hyung!!! :(

squirrel
wait i thought you were mad at hyung?

who knows
what no
why would i be?

squirrel
because he’s been ignoring you??

who knows
i’m not mad, just annoyed

squirrel
oh
i was ready to square up…

아빠
pls don’t

squirrel
fine :(

• • •

🐨 liked
angel @bangpeachchan • 23m
I! LOVE! MINHO’S! PURPLE! HAIR!!

florescence @florescence_98 • 13 jul
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#straykids #스트레이키즈 #스키즈 #민호 #리노 #minho #leeknow
@Stray_Kids

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 16m
replying to @bangpeachchan
omg hes basically wearing a harness

• • •

Chapter Text

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 42m
i just want to k*ss a boy 😔
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 41m
wanna give him a big fat h*g too
show thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 36m
replying to @bangbangkoala
big mood™ 

• • •

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 29m
chan is on stan twitter i’m sure of it
show thread

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 28m
it’s just a matter of finding the account
show thread

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 27m
i have a suspect — @*bangbangkoala — it could be him
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 23m
replying to @hispudu
why me though?? :(

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 20m
replying to @bangbangkoala
whoops you weren’t meant to see that
but you’re from australia and named chris

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 19m
replying to @hispudu and @bangbangkoala
it’s too suspicious

• • •

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 15m
imma go on a rant sorry not sorry

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 15m
his laugh is like pearls
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 15m
nose so cute!!!1!!1!!
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 15m
his skin,,,, oo boy,,, it so golden!! 10/10 would recomend!!
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 14m
and his hair!! so nice, very fluffy — a big ass floof i tell you
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 14m
and so smooth! gentle curls!!
show thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 12m
who am i talking about? idk man

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 12m
replying to @bangbangkoala
at this point it’s probably two of them

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 11m
replying to @bangbangkoala
which in itself is a gigantic clusterfuck of a Mess™ 

• • •

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 9m
hey look, it’s normal!

show thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 9m
then — bam!

show thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 8m
like smh what did i expect 😔
show thread

• • •

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 55m
Chan looks so. Sophisticated!

angel @bangpeachchan • 48m
replying to @dancingmelk
he looks like a soccer dad shdjkd

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 42m
replying to @dancingmelk and @bangpeachchan
hey! he posted a selca with no/little make up, be nice and maybe he’ll do it more!!

angel @bangpeachchan • 26m
replying to @dancingmelk and @bangpeachchan
i doubt he’ll ever see these tweets

🐨 liked
IG: channiellectual @channiellectual • 6m
replying to @dancingmelk and @bangpeachchan
i HOPE he’ll never see these tweets because that means he can see more of my tweets and i’m not Ready™ for That

• • •

🐨 retweeted
stan talent @stan3racha • 3h
remember this? can we please bring it back? talk about it again?


full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 4m
hey @bangbangkoala are you trying to throw me off your track??

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 1m
replying to @hispudu
dont know what youre talking about

• • •

Chapter Text

리노 ♡

hyung, what do you have me saved as?

리노 ♡

aww hyung ;)

shut up i have all of you saved with a heart :(

you do still love me :)

of course i do!!!
what do you take me for — heartless? blind? deaf? completely immune to your charms?

are you saying i look good ;)

um well uh

are you stuttering over text.

i thought id try being genuine so you know what i think this time around!

hyung, do you like me?

Of course i do!

you know how i mean

..of course i do
like you, i mean

so we’re on good terms now?
no ignoring me?

yeah sure
i’m not gonna ignore you more
i’m sorry i did before
i really am

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

🐨
wow i tried talking to M

kai
and you realised it went well

🐨
okay yeah it did

kai
and now everything is solved

🐨
...okay, basically

kai
and now you’re happily dating

🐨
no

mel
noooo :(
why not?

🐨
because we really can’t
it would have to be a secret and i don’t know how to manage that

mel
well talk to him abt that!!

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

mel
Felix’s freckles help me recruit chris to tumblr

Felix’s freckles
interesting 🤔

mel
he doesnt wanna and no ones helping me

Felix’s freckles
a Travesty
Chis you need to join
it’s great!!

🐨
y would i when you cant even spell my name

Felix’s freckles
oh im sorry mister “my spelling is always perfect”
it was an honest mistake

🐨
bet you cant even spell my korean name

mel
oooo

full sun 🌻
the chan undercover plot thickens

🐨
but why must it be me :(

Felix’s freckles
first of all i dont know your korean name
second of all, i cant read hangul
but its not like its my fault for not knowing korean
not everyone can be korean like you

🐨
okay but i learnt most of it when i came here

full sun 🌻
as i said: plot thickens

Felix’s freckles
so what’s the truth?
are you in australia or korea??

🐨
currently?
in korea

kai
so that’s how you could tell M that you could keep it a secret!!

🐨
are you ever going to let that go?

kai
when will you stop being a dumbass?

mel
so that means never

🐨
youre all being mean
i need to work, bye

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

fe
hey chris
is this you and M?

 

Incorrect Bangbinho/Minchan @minchanquotes

Minho: Chan, dear, could you take care of something?

Chan: Sure, honey, anything you want.

Minho: Great~!

Jeongin: Hey, can I ask something?

Minho: What do you need?

Chan: Sure…what?

Jeongin: Are you two dating?

Chan & Minho:

Chan & Minho: *nervous sweating* No.

🐨
oi what the fuck

fe
well you said you had to keep it a secret

🐨
so youve stopped that whole “your name is chris just like chan” thing?

kai
you never know, chan probably has a stan account

full sun 🌻
oh he most definitely does
you’ve seen how he knows exactly what kind of drama is currently going on and then talks about it in his 방s

angel
am i the only one who love that pun because his last name is bang?

💕💕
nope
I think about it every time he has a vlive

• • •

 

Chapter Text

stan talent @stan3racha • 45m
does chan have a stan account??
#askstraykids #strayquiz #straykids

Stray Kids @Stray_Kids • 13m
replying to @stan3racha
[방찬] who knows? not me

• • •

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 2m
WHAT DID I SAY!? HUH!? WHAT! DID! I! SAY!

Stray Kids @Stray_Kids • 13m
replying to @stan3racha
[방찬] who knows? not me

• • •

kai @caprisung • 36m
when will chan be on jae6
#askstraykids #strayquiz #straykids

Stray Kids @Stray_Kids • 9m
replying to @caprisung
[방찬] ask jae, I’d like to know too

kai @caprisung • 8m
replying to @Stray_Kids
holy shit! hoLY SHIT!! HOLY AHIT!! AAA

mel @hyunjingerale • 8m
replying to @Stray_Kids and @caprisung
omg kai!!!

kai @caprisung • 7m
replying to @ Stray_Kids and @hyunjingerale
omg im dying over here please send help asap i cant breath holy shit is this real

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

kai
guys i am ugly sobbing
is this real?
im not just hallucinating, right?

mel
no its so real
omg

angel
congrats!!!!

🐨
wait what happened??

angel
chan replied to her!!

kai
chan wants to be on jae6
pls i need this more than i need air

🐨
sounds unhealthy

angel
stop it youre no real fan

🐨
one of my friends is the biggest day6 fan
hes enough for the two of us

mel
!!!!
how can you not just love the masterpiece that is day6 and their music????
THAT is a real travesty

🐨
no i do love their music
dont make it like i said smth i didnt!!

• • •

시민 @jiminminstar • 29m
크리스 배고파요? 크리스 배고파요!
#askstraykids #strayquiz #straykids

Stray Kids @Stray_Kids • 5m
replying to @jiminminstar
[방찬] 크리스 배고파요~~

• • •

🐨 liked
angel @bangpeachchan • 24m
im sorry his fringe makes it look like he has one long eyebrow, eye—

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

💕💕
i saw someone who tweeted about shipping for the askskz and i just
argh
okay fine ship them if you want im not gonna be able to stop you
but keep it in the fandom!!! away from them
do you actually know what it feels like when people throw in your face the idea of you dating one of your just-friends?? i bet not!!
i distanced myself from one of my best friends because of that because it made me feel awkward but i didnt really want to distance myself from him
cant you people just think before you do things!!!

fe
wow

💕💕
sorry for the rant

full sun 🌻
i hear you sis
i hate it when people bring up shipping into their faces
i hate it even more when they do it in interviews

IG: channiellectual
fans are always going to ship them
the least we as a fandom can do is keep it private from them

🐨
i didnt realise it was such a big thing

mel
shipping is the topic of whole freaking fanwars all the time
i think its probably been sorta calm with stays as far as i know

kai
theres been the whole thing with the r-rated stuff and underage members
there is always that kinda thing though
some creeps will always be creeps

• • •

skz loving fam (9)

🐨
question:
full sun 🌻 do you Actually think im bang chan?

full sun 🌻
short answer: no, not really
but then you do things like being australian, being named chris, having a korean name and it throws me off
but really, why would bang chan join this chat???
he doesnt have time for that
and if he does he should spend it relaxing and sleeping!!

Felix’s freckles
its suspicious is what shes trying to say

• • •

우진이 ♡

i thought maybe i should tell you something
you know to not have any secrets between us
you’re the leader after all

go on
(this feels very familiar)

okay??
well, it shouldnt change or affect anything
but i’ve realised it might be good to not bear it completely just on the inside

are you trying to worry me?
because its working

• • •

Chapter Text

우진이 ♡

i thought maybe i should tell you something
you know to not have any secrets between us
you’re the leader after all

go on
(this feels very familiar)

okay??
well, it shouldnt change or affect anything
but i’ve realised it might be good to not bear it completely just on the inside

are you trying to worry me?
because its working

no!
it’s nothing bad, i promise
just
i might be as interested in boys as i am in girls

oh thank god i thought it was something bad

is that really any kind of reaction to
someone telling you this??

well im gay myself
well technically bi
but im not very picky with labels

oh
can’t say i expected that

well youre not alone
would it be okay if i added you to a group chat
that’s kinda about this

sure?? i guess

• • •

gay kids

chan
guys pls dont be too shocked about this

felix
okay??

chan added woojin

minho
whoa there
what’s happening?

chan
woojin

woojin
do you guys mean the name like that?

chan
yup

woojin
okay then
im bi

felix
told you chan is collecting the Gays™
now’s to hoping changbin joins next

chan
would you really want that though?
where he can see all our previous convos?

felix
yea u right

woojin
you like changbin?

felix
well i did say i fell in love with him when he kissed me

woojin
okay fair

• • •

리노 ♡

ahdhdjdnsbs
chan you can’t just do that without warning me first!!!1!!!!

oh! sorry!
didnt think about that

i nearly had a heart attack!
good thing i never let felix get out of me who i liked
he could have seen that!

well at least now you know both guys you like are into guys

that does not make me feel better!!

• • •

angel @bangpeachchan • 40m
he’s onto us
[vid]

kai @caprisung • 36m
replying to @bangpeachchan
when will he just drop his @

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 33m
replying to @caprisung and @bangpeachchan
yeah @bangbangkoala — when will you? hm?

stan talent @stan3racha • 32m
replying to @hispudu
oOo whats this?

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 27m
replying to @hispudu
youre just doing this to tease me now

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 26m
replying to @caprisung
im sure @*Jae could answer

 

Day6 Jae @Jae_Day6 • 14m
But can I really?? Hm??

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk
replying to @caprisung
im sure @*Jae could answer

🏳️🌈 @afoolremainssane • 13m
replying to @Jae_Day6
cryptic!! i like it

 

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 12m
what!
view thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 12m
how!
view thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 11m
i literally didnt even mention his @
view thread

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 11m
at this point ill start believing Jae has a stan account
view thread

mel @hyunjingerale • 9m
replying to @dancingmelk
who said @Jae_Day6 isnt his stan account? 🧐

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 8m
replying to @hyunjingerale
ok valid

• • •

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 26m
M now knows that both me and W who he likes are into guys
view thread

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 25m
but we still. cant. date..!!
view thread

fe @frecklylixie • 17m
replying to @bangbangkoala
to be fair maybe W doesnt like you guys though

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 14m
replying to @frecklylixie
lets not bring that up pls

fe @frecklylixie • 13m
replying to @bangbangkoala
you like them both too dont you?😎

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 9m
replying to @frecklylixie
lets not bring that up pls

• • •

🐨 liked
💕💕 @felixloveslesbians • 28m
when will you cowards finally acknowledge that chan looks like an emo boy 24/7

• • •

gay kids

felix
remember when we went to yg and he asked if we were “straight” kids
i wheezed 😂😂

minho
no i don’t remember because i wasn’t there

felix
sorry minho 😢

woojin
look, you made the baby gay cry

minho
hey! calling him baby gay is my thing!
but can you believe it
we’re many enough that he’s the baby!

• • •

angel @bangpeachchan • 12m
chan being a slytherin is the most relatable thing in my triple snake life

IG: channiellectual @channiellectual • 8m
replying to @bangpeachchan
triple snake???

angel @bangpeachchan • 7m
replying to @channiellectual
okay listen,, being slytherin: okay fine. oh im a horned serpent: uh sure guess that’s logical

angel @bangpeachchan • 6m
replying to @channiellectual
but guess what my fucking patronus is!!! that’s right! a snake!!

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full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 17m
uh,,, for science,, how many times has chan said “hugs makes everything better”?

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 6m
replying to @hispudu
its true tho!!

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 4m
replying to @bangbangkoala
youre really not on an agenda to make people not believe youre chan

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