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Chapter 40: An One Year Anniversary Special

Notes:

it's been a year since i posted the first chapter! i can't believe so much time has passed! thank you all so much for your support all this time! here's to another year and more!

i hope all the swedish in this chapter will not be too annoying. because of this i added hover translations, too - so if you read this on a computer, just hover over [trans] and a translation should appear. for those on mobile i still have the linked footnotes for translation.
to be fair, i realised some time into this that "wait, i have to make the translations, why did i do this to myself??!?"

(this is also i guess low key dedicated to my swedish readers. hej på er!)

my google docs document for this fic is at almost 300 pages now and take like a minute to load up every time. while i was writing this chapter it kept lagging, so it's about time i start up a new document to write in now. so in a way this is the end of part one and part two start up in next chapter!

 

edited 20-11-06

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

k @puppypuppyminnie • 1m
då kör vi - bara svenska i en dag![trans]
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k @puppypuppyminnie • 1m
till de som undrar varför: jag blev challenged att göra det
(nej det där räknas inte som engelska, shhhh)[trans]
view thread

• • •

k @puppypuppyminnie • 26m
det är lite muggigt ute idag
det är så fint väder så jag vill sitta ute fast jag vill inte sitta ute !![trans]

🐨 @bangbangkoala • 15m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
...don't tell me you've done the meme and put mugs outside…

k @puppypuppyminnie • 13m
replying to @bangbangkoala
va näe?? jag sa att det är myggigt ute. så jag vill inte sitta ute[trans]

mel @hyunjingerale • 8m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
you don't want to sit outside because there's no mosquitos????

k @puppypuppyminnie • 5m
replying to @hyunjingerale
va?? vad för översättare använder du?? det är motsatsen till myggfritt ute!![trans]

mel @hyunjingerale • 3m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
oh
see this is the problem with you only writing swedish!!

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k
@puppypuppyminnie

Replying to @bangbangkoala

va näe?? jag sa att det är myggigt ute. så jag vill inte sitta ute

Translated from Swedish by Google
huh? I said it's mosquito-free. so I don't want to sit outside

9:32 PM • Jun 2, 20 • Twitter for iPhone
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k @puppypuppyminnie • 19m
jag ville inte säga det tidigare, men nu är ändå allt på svenska så: dö linda är tillbaka i phobia[trans]

kayla @callingmyname • 12m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
what does this mean??????????

kai @caprisung • 11m
replying to @callingmyname and @puppypuppyminnie
well, before it apparently was something that sounded like that and it was this whole thing

angel @bangpeachchan • 5m
replying to @callingmyname and @caprisung
but that was so weird because he just sent in the chat what basically just was DIE LINDA

full sun 🌻 @hispudu • 2m
replying to @bangpeachchan and @caprisung
oh yeah that. that was weird

• • •

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 27m
ahsjsk look at minho's face

k @puppypuppyminnie • 15m
replying to @dancingmelk
guld, totalt guld. minho sluta aldrig vara ditt fantastiska jag (inte för att seungmin bryr sig ett dugg lol)[trans]

Felix’s freckles @dancingmelk • 9m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
?????? what’s happening?

mel @hyunjingerale • 7m
replying to @puppypuppyminnie
how long will you keep doing this for?!

k @puppypuppyminnie • 3m
replying to @hyunjingerale
hela dagen lång! det sa jag ju[trans]

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skz loving fam (13)

k
널 만나는 시간이 점점, 다가와 DÖ LINDA DÖ LINDA [trans]

mel
can we like mute him for the rest of the day, fe?
please?
my brain can't handle more of this

🐨
if it weren't for the fact that understanding what he’s writing is really annoying for me too i would find all this hilarious

angel
OF COURSE YOU WOULD
your fav hobby is baiting us!

🐨
no it’s not

angel
cmon, even BAMBAM said it was

🐨
how come everything always managed to go from someone else to me in the blink of an eye??!!

angel
because you’re so fun to tease, of course

k
jag älskar hur ni klagar på svenskan och inte ens försöker prata direkt med mig 😂😂
plus, “för att vara rättvis”, det där var även koreanska
jag tänker låtsas som att det inte alls bryter mot reglerna [trans]

• • •

skz loving fam (13)

nope not got7
woah, what happened here?

🐨
A Mess

nope not got7
well yes i can see that. but HOW?

🐨
what do you mean how???

nope not got7
how did a mess happen without YOU being involved in it?

🐨
excuse you RUDE

mel
O.O

angel
ashbdhkajsnfan epic bambam

kai
k happened
(no wait what am i doing, mel! you need to remind me not to talk to them!!!)

nope not got7
… i can see that, you know

mel
kai… i can do nothing for you by now...

• • •

hyunjingerale posted
I AM IN PHYSICAL PAIN BECAUSE I CAN’T TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE TWITTER GC HOW CAN I NOT SHARE THIS I HAVE TO BUT I’M NOT ALLOWED TO PLS HELP ME
#but seriously i need help #what can i do? #i have a physical need to tell people because it’s just so ajdhgjkdfb #but i can’t #tbh it’s not actually much better saying this #i know you guys are gonna ask me to spill #and it’s gonna be so hard not to do it then #but pls i need help #it’s glorious

• • •

bangbangkoala asked
you can’t say anything, you guys promised

hyunjingerale answered
I KNOW!! doesn’t mean that it doesn’t physically pain me to have to hold it down because i want the whole world to know!
#like yes i want to tell people #but i’m not gonna break ****’s trust by revealing something they didn’t want to #but i do really wanna tell people what happened in the chat #it’s just too bad that i can’t do that without revealing who they are #it’s not as good if people don’t know who it’s about

• • •

anonymous asked
is this about that conspiracy that you have chan in your chat?

hyunjingerale answered
it’s actually surprisingly not about that
#i know anon #’wow’ #but for once it’s not #but it is about someone that he knows #but if it’s chan’s friend or just chris’ friend remains to be seen #well not if you listen to k and full sun #but they are conspiracy people #none of us actually believe them #except maybe kayla

• • •

skz loving fam (13)

kai
bambam you can’t roast chris like that, mel feels the need to tell everyone about it because it was glorious but she can’t

nope not got7
👏👏 congrats kai, you could send a message to me!

kai
omg no don’t do that!

mel
kai!!!!! baby!!!! i’m so proud 😊

kai
only for you

mel
ajdhkjsdfad

🐨
wow

💕💕
amazing, right?
you could learn a thing or two, chris

🐨
oh cmon now
about what?

💕💕
well, for you and m
how to treat yo man for one
you can’t keep telling people that your boyfriend isn’t your boyfriend, think about his feelings!

🐨
again, we’re not dating

angel
not yet at least

• • •

gay kids

chan
minho, how long will we…
i kinda don’t want to, but sooner or later we’ll have to talk about who we like

minho
if you don’t want to do it, we’ll just not do it

chan
minho…

minho
you said it yourself

hyunjin
uh…

felix
hi there :)
interesting topic you decided to talk about

minho
hyung.

chan
don’t talk to me like that! :(
you also didn’t notice it was the wrong chat!

hyunjin
i kinda wanna ask but i’m also scared to do it

chan
then don’t :)

hyunjin
scary!
but i expected it from minho-hyung to be honest :o

chan
then does that mean all of you will ignore what just happened? :)

felix

i have to be honest so… no

hyunjin
uh,,, for now..?

chan
good enough i guess :/

• • •

skz loving fam (13)

k
ah… right, guys, i’m back now
thank you fe, i see you did not, in fact, mute me

fe
just because i couldn’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IG: channiellectual
okay but since when is fe so savage?

fe
i always have been

IG: channiellectual
you’re deceptive

mel
is your swedish day over now?

k
yes

mel
oh thank god!

k
hey now! it can’t have been that bad

🐨
no no, it really was
we had to translate everything

k
you didn’t HAVE to
you could just have not done it

🐨
right.
even when you wrote in here…

k
you can be glad that you never decide to write in korean or i would have gone for your hypocritic ass right now

🐨
but i haven’t!
so it’s not hypocritic!
the only time that has been written in korean here except for that mistake when i was first added here was m!
that’s not me! and he had stolen my phone!

k
sure sure, excuses, chan

angel
but he’s not wrong for once

🐨
even when you’re being nice to me you can’t be nice to me

angel
what can i say, it’s just too much fun

• • •

hyunjin added seungmin, jisung, felix and chan

hyunjin named the chat shhh don’t tell them!!!

hyunjin
OH SHIT
I JUST SAW CHAN-HYUNG AND MINHO-HYUNG KISSING

• • •

Notes:

Translations:

1. då kör vi - bara svenska i en dag! -- let's go - ony swedish for one day! [back]

2. till de som undrar varför: jag blev challenged att göra det (nej det där räknas inte som engelska, shhhh) -- to those who wonder why: i was challenged to do it (no, that does not count as english, shhhh) [back]

3. det är lite muggigt ute idag
det är så fint väder så jag vill sitta ute fast jag vill inte sitta ute !! -- it's a bit muggy outside today
the weather is so nice that i want to sit outside but i don't want to sit outside [back]

4. va näe?? jag sa att det är myggigt ute. så jag vill inte sitta ute -- what no?? i said it is mosquito-y outside. so i don't want to sit outside [back]

5. va?? vad för översättare använder du?? det är motsatsen till myggfritt ute!! -- what?? what kind of translator are you using?? it's the opposite of mosquito-free outside!! [back]

6. jag ville inte säga det tidigare, men nu är ändå allt på svenska så: dö linda är tillbaka i phobia -- i didn't want to say it before, but now everything is in swedish anyway: dö linda (die linda) is back in phobia [back]

7. guld, totalt guld. minho sluta aldrig vara ditt fantastiska jag (inte för att seungmin bryr sig ett dugg lol) -- gold, complete gold. minho never stop being your fantastic self (not that seungmin care even a bit lol) [back]

8. hela dagen lång! det sa jag ju -- all day long! i said that [i can't for the life of me figure out a translation for "ju"] [back]

9. DÖ LINDA DÖ LINDA -- die linda. actual lyrics: 떨린다 떨린다 [back]

10. jag älskar hur ni klagar på svenskan och inte ens försöker prata direkt med mig 😂😂 -- i love how you complain about the swedish and don't even try to talk directly with me 😂😂
plus, “för att vara rättvis”, det där var även koreanska -- plus, to be fair, that was also korean
jag tänker låtsas som att det inte alls bryter mot reglerna -- i'm gonna pretend like it doesn't at all break the rules [back]

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the cat is starting to get out of the bag. i'm only a little sorry for the cliffhanger...