Peter added Ironman and Steve Rogers to the group: Avengers Group Chat
Peter is online
Peter: Hi!!!! Thought I’d make a chat because things in the compound have been a bit tense since Germany and we all agreed (everyone at the compound – and me bc I stay over all the time) that ya’ll need to sort your shit out and also it’s easier to communicate this way😊
Ironman is online
Ironman: Kid what the fuck is this
Ironman has left the chat (15.45)
Ironman has been added to the chat (15.45)
Ironman has left the chat (15.46)
Ironman has been added to the chat (15.46)
Ironman: KID WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN’T I LEAVE
Peter: BECAUSE YOU ARE MINE HAHAHA
Ironman: I hate you. Let me out. NOW PARKER.
Peter: No-one is leaving until everyone’s shit is sorted out Mr Stark that’s the golden rule
Ironman: I will come over to your bedroom and throw you out of the window and take your suit. LET. ME. LEAVE.
Ironman: Kid I swear to god
Steve Rogers is online
Steve Rogers: Hello? What is this?
Steve Rogers: I’ve just read the previous messages – I don’t think that this is a good idea.
Ironman: Can’t believe I’m saying this but I agree with Spangles
Peter: SEE! IT’S ALREADY WORKING!
Peter: OMGGGG HI MR STEVE CAPTAIN AMERICA SIR!!!!!!!!
Steve Rogers: Hi Son. Just call me Steve, Peter, we’ve been over this.
Ironman: Let. Me. Leave. Parker.
Peter: Alright I’m going now have fun guyssss ok byeeeee
Ironman: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE PARKER
Peter is offline
Ironman: That absolute little shit
Ironman: Oh for fucks sake.
Steve Rogers: Language Tony
Ironman: … whatever Spangles. So let’s just get to it then. I hate you and you hate me. Stay out my way and I’ll stay away from you.
Steve Rogers: I don’t hate you Tony, I just hate what happened and that for some reason we can’t move past it, I thought moving back to the compound would help, but I barely see you and when I do, you leave as soon as you can. I’m willing to try and patch things up again. I miss your company.
Ironman: Look. We have barely spoken since you all moved back in. It’s been 8 months. What happened in Siberia is in the past, I’ve moved on and I know you have too. I’m not gonna be all pally with you again, not maybe like we were again, but I’m willing to be civil and to try and get on like a team again. I’ve let you all back in the compound – even Barnes, let’s just move on.
Steve Rogers: I know Tony, I can’t thank you enough. We are all your family and we need each other.
Ironman: Shit that wasn’t what I thought you were going to say.
Steve Rogers: Tony, I really am sorry.
Ironman: This is awkward. Where’s the Kid
Steve Rogers: Can we leave the chat now then?
Ironman: I have a feeling that the Kid has other ideas
Steve Rogers: Just what I wanted to hear.
Peter is online
Steve Rogers: Hi Peter😊
Peter: Mr Steve sent me an emoji omg I’m DED. Did you guys make up?????? Hang on lemme see I’ll scroll uppppp brb
Steve Rogers: Can I leave the chat now Peter? I’m meeting Sam in an hour and want to do some training beforehand. What is ‘brb’
Ironman: It means Be Right Back and I swear to God he better be.
Peter: Not good enuf making up dudessss
Ironman: Are you shitting me Kid
Peter: Not AT ALL Mr Stark, I think u guys need like a bonding activity to just make sure that you won’t hurt each other in person
Steve Rogers: Peter why don’t you type in proper sentences? Also, what are you suggesting?
Peter: Bc I’m a kid Mr Steve #coolkidz also hang on
Steve Rogers: Ok. Please remove me from this group now.
Peter added WarMachineRockz, Hawkeye, Nat, Scarlett Bitch and Falcon107 to the group: Avengers Group Chat (16.32)
Nat is online
WarMachineRockz is online
Peter: Oh My God. ITS AN AVENGERS GROUP CHAT OOOOOOOO
Nat: What is this?
Peter: A group chat for all us #coolkidz to bond. Also HI NAT <3 XX
Nat: Hi маленький паук xxx
Peter: Oh My GOD WAIT
Peter changed his name to LittleSpider
LittleSpider changed the name Nat to MamaSpider
MamaSpider: AWH I love it Peter, thank you маленький паук <3 <3 <3 <3 xxx
LittleSpider: You’re welcome!!!!! Xx
Ironman: Stop being adorable to the murderous assassin Peter and let me leave.
WarMachineRockz: Peter change my name NOW.
LittleSpider changed the name WarMachineRockz to Rhodey
Ironman: I WANT TO LEAVE
LittleSpider: Mr Steve sir do you want your name changed bc I think it’s a lil bit too long😊
Steve Rogers: Peter please just call me Steve also yes, but make it good😊
Ironman: It’s the best you’ll get Cap. I’ve known him for literally almost a year and he refuses to call me by my first name, yet Natasha is now his apparently his fucking spidermom and he calls her Auntie Nat in person all the time -_-
LittleSpider changed the name Steve Rogers to America’s Ass
America’s Ass: Can’t argue with that.
Scarlett Bitch is online
LittleSpider: So ANYWAY guys!!!!! We need to think of a bonding activity for Mr Stark and Mr Steve so they can reconnect and not want to kill each other every 2 minutessss
Scarlett Bitch: That’s your answer for everything Tasha
Rhodey: How about grow up and get on with it
LittleSpider: OMG SAVAGEEEEEE ALSO HI WANDA
America’s Ass: Savage?
Ironman: It means like wild or untamed, basically sass
Scarlett Bitch: Hey Pete
LittleSpider: Oh. My. God. I have the best idea EVERRRRR
Ironman: If you even say what I think you’re going to say then I’m going to say what I know you don’t want me to say
LittleSpider: MOVIE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Ironman: I’m taking your suit
LittleSpider: Mr STARRRKKKKKKKKKKK
Ironman: I swear to god
Falcon107 is online
Hawkeye is online
Rhodey: Chill out Tones, maybe the Kid is onto something, hey Sam😊
Hawkeye: What the fuck is going on
Falcon107: Yo Rhodes hold up, let me catch up with what’s going on
MamaSpider: Hey Clint why aren’t you answering my calls
Hawkeye: Oh shit
Hawkeye is offline
MamaSpider is offline
Ironman: If I agree to this fucking movie night can I leave the chat
LittleSpider: PLEASEEEEEEEE MRRRRRR STARKKKKKK
Ironman: fml fine
Scarlett Bitch: Are we going to ignore the fact that I think Natasha killed Barton?
America’s Ass: Just heard him fall out of the vent in the kitchen, Nat’s walked in with a knife
Rhodey: He’s dead
Scarlett Bitch: So dead
LittleSpider: Very ded
Falcon107: so apart from Nat and Barton (who we are assuming is cut up somewhere) are we all here? Should we have a movie night tonight?
Scarlett Bitch: I’m in. Vision is away for a few days but I don’t think he’ll care tbh
Rhodey: Okay but someone better be on popcorn duty
Ironman: Yes but only so I can leave this godforsaken chat
LittleSpider: No-one can leave Mr Stark, the point of this chat is for bonding <3
America’s Ass: Sounds good, I’m in, see you at 7!
America’s Ass is offline
Ironman: WTF WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN’T GO OFFLINE?! Peter please adjust the settings so I can leave I’m begging you
LittleSpider: FINE you can now go offline but will still get notifications of messages and you still can’t leave the group properly MWAHAHAHAHA
Ironman: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. You know what, fine. I’ll be there at 7.
Ironman is offline
MamaSpider is online
LittleSpider: MR STARK GET BACK HERE
Scarlett Bitch: Tasha did u kill Barton
MamaSpider: I’ll leave that to your discretion.
Falcon107: That’s sus
Rhodey: Yep, best not to ask though
LittleSpider: Auntie Nat are you coming to movie night tonight?!
MamaSpider: Do I have a choice?
LittleSpider: Not really😊
MamaSpider: I’ll be down at 7.
MamaSpider is offline
Hawkeye is online
Falcon107: HE’S ALIVE
LittleSpider: PRAISE JESUS
Scarlett Bitch: Knew it
Rhodey: Says the girl who just accused Natasha of manslaughter
Scarlett Bitch: Shush. I’ll be there at 7 Peter.
Scarlett Bitch is offline
LittleSpider: What happened Mr Barton?
Hawkeye: Natasha said I’m not allowed to talk about it
LittleSpider: Will you come to movie night Mr Barton?!
LittleSpider: Yey that’s everyone!!!!
LittleSpider: I’ve got some bio hw to finish so see you guys at 7!
Falcon107: Cya Pete
Hawkeye: Bye squirt
LittleSpider is offline
Rhodey is offline
Falcon107 is offline