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Dumbassery and General Tomfoolery

 

Danki: so ive been thinking

Pretty in Pink: lol whats a thinking

The Sun: Can you please teach me about this thinking thing??

Pretty in Pink: we all know Bakugou’s the only one who can think in here lmao

Danki: If only the rest of us had brain cells

The Sun: alas Bakugou is the only one with any of them

Pretty in PInk: if only he’d give us a turn with some of his brain cells

Spiderman:

Danki: kasjflakjfk

Pretty in Pink: how long did it take u to make that??

Spiderman: too long

Spiderman: i dont know how to photoshop

Spiderman: No Regerts

The Sun: is-is that comic sans?

Danki: oh fuck you’ve summoned him

Bakubitch: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE COMIC SANS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN HELL CHAT

Spiderman: shit.

Pretty in Pink: Sero you’ve doomed us all

Bakubitch: CALIBRI IS THE ONLY TRU AND VALID FONT IM COMING TO BEAT YOUR ASSES U FUCKING DISGRACEFUL HEATHENS

Bakubitch: WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WET POPCORN ASS MOTHERFUCKER WOULD USE COMIC SANS

Danki: wet popcorn ass mother fucker

Danki: im wheezing

Bakubitch: IM FUCKING COMING FOR U U DISCOUNT TAPE DISPENSER

Bakubitch logged off

Pretty in Pink: i can hear the explosions coming closer

Pretty in Pink: youse better run boi

Spiderman: kiri pls my man my dude the brobiden to my brobama

Spiderman: get ur mans

The Sun: he ain’t my mans

Spiderman: kiri, bro, please hes almost here i can hear the screams

The Sun: aight im coming bro

The Sun logged off

Spiderman: Oh fuck

Spiderman: play dont mine at night at my funerlajflkjflkkjf

Danki: F

Pretty in Pink: F

 

Deku Protection Squad

 

Theoryroki: And that’s why birds went extinct in ww2 and the ones we see now are just government drones

Glowstick Bones: i should’ve never shown you the conspiracy community on youtube

Theoryroki: but you did :P

Glowstick Bones: sigh

Kermit Senpai: what’re ur thoughts on the water turning the fricking frogs gay?

Glowstick Bones: tsuyu no

Chaotic Cute: tsuyu yes

Daddy: Do not encourage them Uraraka.

Daddy: Also, does anyone know why Bakugou is screaming bloody murder?

Kermit Senpai: when isnt he, ribbit

Theoryroki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chaotic Cute: who the fuck pissed him off this time

Daddy: Uraraka!! Language!!

Chaotic Cute: whom the act of sex displeased the man, Bakugou, at this moment in time

Kermit Senpai: I love my girlfriend, ribbit

Glowstick Bones: since the screaming is right outside the door, id say sero

Daddy: But you don’t dorm near sero?

Kermit Senpai: Todoroki does.

Chaotic Cute: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kermit Senpai: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Glowstick Bones: lakjflkajflkjf

Glowstick: we’re just watching Buzzfeed Unsolved

Theoryroki: Shane is my spirit animal

Theoryroki: i too want to die by evil demonic forces that i fucked with for no reason

Daddy: Todoroki no!

Theoryroki: Todoroki yes.

Glowsticks: it sounds like seros ok btw

Glowstick: kirishima showed up

Chaotic Cute: bless him

Kermit Senpai: kirishima is the sun and we are the small insignificant beings bless by his presence, ribbit

Chaotic Cute: poetry

Daddy: I must check on Sero and remind Bakugou that it is prohibited to use quirks in the dorms.

Daddy logged off

Chaotic Cute: there goes that boi

Kermit Senpai: oh shit waddup

Glowstick Bones: do you guys wanna join us for bfu?

Theoryroki: we marathoning

Chaotic Cute: hell yea!

Kermit Senpai: yell hea, ribbit

4 people logged off

 

God is a Woman (and her name is Momo)

 

God: Does everyone have their nail polish?

Y am i here: i have black and every shade of blue nail polish

Momo is my religion: ive got black and purple

Invisibitch: hmmm i think i have pinks and reds as well as some yellow

Kung Fu Panda: i was just going to steal hagakure’s

Invisibitch: hoe

Kung Fu Panda: bitch

Invisitbitch: <33

Kung Fu Panda: <33

God: Great! I’m bringing my rainbow kit with the prints as well!

Momo is my religion: all hail the queen

Y am i here: hail

Kung Fu Panda: hail

Invisibitch: hail

God: lasdlksa you guys are too sweet!!

God: Let’s meet in my room in 10!

Invisibitch: Yes sir *salutes*

5 people logged off

 

Miscellaneous

 

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: I still think we should change the chat name mon amis

Hugs: i think its fitting

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: ofc u would you emo bitch

Diabetes: tag urself im the use of u and you in the same sentence

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: baise toi!!

Hugs: are you baking satou?

Diabetes: I am yea

Hugs: can i help?

Diabetes: as long as you dont do anything stupid

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: I wanna help too!!

Diabetes: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: Mon ami pls i can bake

Diabetes: fine.

Diabetes: no fucking it up tho

Fuckshitdickbitch: (≧∇≦)/

Diabetes: yea you can bake with us too

Fuckshitdickbitch: ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ

Hugs: I still get insane whiplash when i see kouda’s name

Hugs: who did that again?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: that would be kouda himself

Diabetes: honestly he scares me sometimes

Fuckshitdickbitch changed their name to Good and Pure

Good and Pure: /╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\

Hugs: I dont know what that is and I dont want to

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*French Sparkler*:・゚✧*:・゚✧: i agree lets just go bake that cake

Diabetes: im already there

Good and Pure: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

4 people logged off

 

Dumbassery and General Tomfoolery

 

Spiderman: I lived bitch

Bakubitch: dont fucking test me soy sauce face

The Sun: kami didnt u say u had a thought before plan T had to be put into place

Bakubitch: plan T?

Pretty in Pink: plan tame the bakugou feat our resident sunshine boi

Bakubitch: ur next raccoon eyes.

Pretty in Pink: Fuck im scared

Danki: ANYWAY

Danki: i think we should create a class gc

Bakubitch: fucK NO

The Sun: Kami!! Bro thats such a good idea!!

Danki: *bows* thank u thank u

Pretty in Pink: theres so much class bonding to be done!

Pretty in Pink: we can do movie nights and arcades

Spiderman: lazertag too

Spiderman: plus all out prank wars

Bakubitch: I AINT FUCKING DOING IT

Danki: pleaseeee bakubroo

Spiderman: yeah cmonn brooo

Pretty in Pink: just imagine how much you can insult midoriya!

Bakubitch: IM NOT HANGING OUT WITH MORE DUMBASS EXTRAS

Bakubitch: I HAVE MY HANDS FULL ENOUGH WITH U IDIOTS

The Sun: pls bro?

Bakubitch: NO.

The Sun: for me??

Bakubitch:...

Bakubitch: FINE.

Danki: YESSSS

Pretty in Pink: WE DID ITTTT

Spiderman: DUMBASSES: 1 BAKUGOU: 69

The Sun: nice

Pretty in Pink: nice

Danki: nice

Bakubitch: FUCK YOU ALL

Pretty in Pink: even kirishima?

Bakubitch: FUCK MOST OF YOU

Danki: lol

Spiderman: lol

The Sun: alkjflkjflj

Danki: im going to make the chat now!!

Danki logged off

The Sun: who wants to bet this is going to go badly?

Spiderman: honey we dont need to bet

Pretty in Pink: we know this is going to go badly

Spiderman: in the best way ofc

Pretty in Pink: obviously

The Sun: *sighs*

The Sun: hopefully no one gets murdered

The Sun: im looking at you bakubro

Bakubitch: tch whatever

Bakubitch logged off

Spiderman: he just

Pretty in Pink: he wrote

The Sun: i cant believe he actually wrote out tch with his whole hand

Pretty in Pink: what kinda tsundere weeaboo shit

Spiderman: i cant this is goldddd

The Sun: god i have a horrible feeling about this

 

Danki added Spiderman, The Sun, Pretty in Pink, Bakubitch + 15 others to the chat

Danki named the chat Welcome to the Nightmare Realm

 

Welcome to the Nightmare Realm

 

Danki: i thought itd be a good idea to make a whole class group chat

Danki: now we can deal with everyones bull shit together

Danki: and we can bond with each other even more!!

Daddy:...

Daddy: oh fuck.