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KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Slipper: TAKE THEM OFF

 

FLIESbi: Come on

             Rules bruh

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: But Duchess will cut my .... off

 

Slipper: Well we can't afford to lose that

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): NOPE NOPE NOPE

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Offw/yourhead: TOOT TOOT BITCH

                          LIL BITCH

                          LIL WHINY BITCH

                          LIL DUMB WHINY BITCH

 

Carrot: Lizzie put the phone down...

 

Offw/yourhead: OF WITJ UR GEAD MOTHRFUKR

 

 

KANGAROO  INVASION BISHES

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: OB LA DI, OB LA DA LIFE DOESN'T GO ON CAUSE DESMOND KILLED MOLLY FOR HER MONEY

 

thing 2: finally a relatable female protagonist

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Slipper: Briar was right

 

thing 1: Meaning?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: We're now playing 7 minutes in heaven

 

thing 1: I demand tea

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Well Apple and Darling just went in 

 

Mirror mirror: And I've never been more anxious in my life

 

Animals > People: Awww why?

 

Mirror mirror: She's my baby sister

 

I.studied.the.blade: Oh fuck you, you're not even a year older than me 

 

Mirror mirror: STILL MY BABY SISTER

 

I.studied.the.blade: Imma respond to that later

 

Mirror mirror: APPLE 

 

Golden Delicious: Don't worry.

                            She's just trying to do a handstand.

 

Mirror mirror: I'm sorry what?

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

cherry: She fell?

 

Golden Delicious: She fell.

 

 

My Dearest

 

DarlingDearest: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian

 

AppleDearest: Stop texting and kiss me.

 

DarlingDearest: So bossy..

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Golden Delicious: DARLING STOP DOING HANDSTANDS!

 

cherry: She keeps falling?

 

Golden Delicious: Yes and I'm worried. D:

 

 

 Roomies

 

Bi Witch: Really? She kept doing handstands?

 

Gay Princess: The trick is to do something so ridiculous that you disaster gays believe it.

 

Bi Witch: I did buy it until I realize Darling never wears red lipstick

 

Gay Princess: ;)

 

 

 My Dearest

 

AppleDearest: Ok, handstand is now officially code for making out.

 

DarlingDearest: Damn straight it is

 

AppleDearest D:

 

DarlingDearest: Damn gay*

                         No hetero in this house

 

AppleDearest: :D

 

                       

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Oh god Kitty and Cerise just went in there

 

Stairs: I pray for their gay souls

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Really wondering about what you're implying

 

 

 Kitty To Cerise

 

Kitty: I don't care if you're planning on killing me or whatever

         But can I just say I'm so so fucking sorry

         I'm a dumb and terrible person

         It could have ruined your family's life, your life

         No one deserves that

         Especially not because I decided I wanted to play an idiotic prank

         So I'm really really sorry

         I wanted to tell you earlier but I didn't want to make things worse

 

Cerise: I can tell you're sorry, i just wanted to hear it

           It's fine now

           I mean it's not fine, it was a really dickish thing to do, but we're fine

   

Kitty: Damn gay we are

 

Cerise: Are you flirting with me?

 

Kitty: Do you want me to?

 

Cerise: Haha

            Hilarious

 

Kitty: I know I am ;)

         But, can we meet up?

         To talk?

 

Cerise: Uh...

 

Kitty: I promise: no pranks

         On behalf of all of wonderland

 

Cerise: Damn wonderland's gonna get fucked