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Golden Delicious Has Started A Chat

 

Golden Delicious Has Named The Chat: Third Year Students

 

Golden Delicious Has Invited I.studied.the.blade, EdgarAllanPoe, Carrot, Bootiful, 9lives, Slipper, cherry, t(esToSTerOne)shOp, thing 1, thing 2, Gossip_Girl, Offw/yourhead, Vegan_Cheerleader, Divorce, ramen, Stop F*cking Lying, Mirror, mirror, Forgottenmiddlechild, Stairs, Dancer, ROCKNROLL, Animals > People, Dancer 2.0 (improved), Begaydocrime

 

Golden Delicious: Hello everyone. :D Feel free to ask about assignments, dates, or if help is needed in general.

 

forgottenmiddlechild: ayyyyye

 

Mirror mirror: AYYYYYE

 

Animals > People: ….

 

Forgottenmiddlechild: It’s not incest if you say no chromo

 

Mirror Mirror Has Renamed The Chat: No Chromo

 

Animals > People: O.O

 

I.studied.the.blade: Apple, bby?

 

Golden Delicious: Yeah?

 

I.studied.the.blade: PLEASE REMOVE MY FUCKING BROTHERS

 

Bootiful: do u mean fucking brothers as… annoying...or as in they’re havin sex cause based on what dex said…

 

Golden Delicious: This was supposed to be a nice thing.

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Apple, I’m really sorry.

 

Golden Delicious: Thank you Cedar

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): I can't wait to talk shit about Duchess’ dancing!

 

Dancer: Oh fuck you

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Nah sorry Ramona already is 

 

Slipper: RAMONA THE HECK

 

EdgarAllanPoe: And here we see the two types of people

                        Those who will fucking swear

                        And pussies

 

Golden Delicious: Raven, please shut the fuck up.

 

Bootiful: only apple would use proper grammr and ask nicely for u to stfu

 

I.studied.the.blade: Yes and I love her for it

 

Golden Delicious: ♡

 

Slipper: OK BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

 

ramen: ok, we can talk bout my sex life or.....        

            we can talk about how cerise doesn’t have to wear a hood in summer cause her hair gets so poofy.

 

ramen Has Sent An Image

 

9lives: FLOOFY HAIR

           Totally saving that 

 

cherry: I’m going to murder someone

           Not sure if it will be ramona or kitty

           But blood will be spilt

           Damn it my parents say i can't kill ramona

           Kitty it is

 

ramen: O.O

 

Carrot: Cerise please don’t kill Kitty! 

 

cherry: Why tf not??

 

Carrot: If I tell you something embarrassing will you excuse her behavior?

 

9lives: Ur not my fucking mom

 

Carrot: Really?

            We all know I’m the mom of the Wonderlandians

 

Stairs: Explain

 

Carrot: Constantly done with your shenanigans and hooked on wine

 

Stairs: True

           Wait, what was that last part?

 

cherry: Bunny, you might wanna hurry I just found a knife

 

Carrot:  Kitty’s first full name is Katherine

 

cherry: Really?

            How interesting...

 

9lives: HOW DARE YOU

           YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL

           FIGHT ME

 

cherry: UwU

 

Animals > People: Uh… Apple?

 

Golden Delicious: I’m done.

                            I’m actually done.

                            I’m mcfucking done.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Me thinks we broke her

 

Divorce: Impersonating Jar Jar Binks again?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: F off

                       

Gossip_Girl: Wait what are you guys doing this summer?

 

Divorce: Why the fuck do you ask?

 

Gossip_Girl: Cause I need it for a story

 

cherry: Funny blondie

 

Gossip_Girl: No Im being serious

 

Stop F*cking Lying: ARE YOU STALKING US?

 

Gossip_Girl: JUST FOR FUCKS SAKES TELL ME

 

Offw/yourhead: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

 

Gossip_Girl: FIGHT ME

 

Offw/yourhead: FIGHT ME

                         JKHDGASJDGWSFJHBGS

 

Begaydocrime: ????

 

Carrot: I STOLE HER PHONE

            ALISTAIR HELP

            MADDIE STOP PLAYING NIGHT CORE

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp Has Sent An Image

 

Slipper: oh god

 

EdgarAllanPoe: MADDIE

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: Yes?

                                  I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

 

EdgarAllenPoe: I know this, and I love you

                         All the fucking homo

 

Bootiful: FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

Bootiful Has Renamed The Chat: FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

thing 2: PUKES RAINBOW

 

thing 1: Oh my.

             I believe that we require medical attention over here