Private chat between Crowley and Aziraphale
Crowley: angel !!!
Crowley: u must understand that now itll b so much more easier to talk to then before
Crowley: like yeah ull have to get used to it first but like
Crowley: phones are pretty neat if you ask me
Crowley: had multiple ever since these buggers came out
Crowley: they have some good stuff on em
Crowley: ure leaving me on read this isnt that nice of u angel
Aziraphale: Oh, I’m so sorry for doing that!
Crowley: wow u immediately responded
Aziraphale: You know I’m weak for you, Crowley.
Crowley: hey now who gave u permission to do that to me
Aziraphale: God Herself.
Crowley: sounds fake but ok
Private Chat between Anathema and UnknownNumber
Anathema: hey Uh newt where the FUCK is my pendulum
Anathema: I PUT THAT LIL BITCH ON MY DESK FOR O NE MOMENT
Anathema: and i cant find it!!!
Anathema: this is biphobia at its FINEST
Anathema: not only that i cant find my fUCKING G RI MOI R E
Anathema: now thats just utterly transphobic
UnknownNumber: mate i dont think u got the right number
Anathema: uh this is the number u gave me tho
UnknownNumber: mate my names not newt but ok
UnknownNumber: THIS is queerphobia
Anathema: ah shit youre right
UnknownNumber changed their name to Crowley
Anathema: wait that name is
Anathema: ARE U THE HUSBAND OF THAT ANGEL BY ANY CHANCE
Crowley: is this what people know me by???
Anathema: man idk u two looked married
Crowley: were not sadly :(((
Anathema: yet lol
Anathema: ahha lol what
Anathema: gtg i JUST FOUND MY PENDULUM AND GRIMOIRE OOOOOO
Crowley: youre welcome
Private Chat between Aziraphale and Crowley
Aziraphale: You’re soon here right? Still coming I suppose?
Crowley: ye ive got nothin better honestly
Aziraphale: Ah- is that the only reason?
Crowley: well non onono non no NO its not trust me
Crowley: u know i love being in ur presence angel
Crowley: were literally dating,,, i dont think id come if i didnt like u
Crowley: at least one bit
Aziraphale: Aw, how sweet.
Aziraphale: Now get here earlier, some wine would be very much welcomed.
Aziraphale: Only yesterday were we almost ended by our offices, I think we still deserve it.
Crowley: on my way love
Crowley: on my way