Chapter 1: What twas fuck
1. Darkstripe 2. Redtail 3. Firestar 4. Hollyleaf 5. Brightheart 6. Tigerstqr
7. loinheart 8. Barley 9. Ravenpaw 10. Jayfeather 11. Cinderpaw 12. Yellowfang
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Tigerstar/Cinderpaw... Lul nope feck that to the moon and back
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ima lesbean, but no I think he's a fuffly cute orange kitty :3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would be so fucking confused, yellowfang is a girl and barleys a guy (and girls can't get guys prego it would be the other way around) but I would still be confused because wtf
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Redtail and Tigerstar? Well of course they would boi, I mean when tigerstar killed redtail it was for llloooovvveeee.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Brightheart/Ravenpaw? Brightheart/Jayfeather? That's just a lot of nope
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having Sex?
Loinheart walking in on Redtail and Yellowfang? I'm pretty sure he'd die on sight.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Firestar walks in on Jayfeather crying, so he comforts Jayfeather. When Jayfeather calms down he turns his head and his and his grandfather's nose touch so they both die because gross this is incest wwwhhhhyyyyy
9. Is there any such thing as One/Six fluff?
Darkstripe and Tigerstar? Nope it's all angst, I'd imagine Tigerstar just using Darkstripe for his own gain and Darkstripe being like, 'I love you so eeehhh'
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
An oldass medicine cat apparently is nice
11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Redtail/hollyleaf/Brightheart: I have no fucking idea
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Darkstripe/Tigerstar/Yellowfang. apparently yellowfang is good at relationships, mature
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Loinheart and Barley? I'd die of course because that means my chance of Ravenpaw/Barley being slightly canon would be ruined :3
15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Darkstripe and Loinheart are in a happy relationship (lies) until Ravenpaw runs off with Hollyleaf. (But why?) Darkstripe, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Cinderpaw and a brief unhappy affair with Yellowfang (Yellowfang getting revenge for Cinder cheating :3), then follows the wise advice of Brightheart and finds true love with Firestar.
16. What title would you give this fic?
Love is fucking awful
17. (1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (9). After (8) dumps (1) for (2), (6) gets upset and retaliates by dating (12). Alone and broken-hearted, (1) travels in search of a friend. Finally, (1) meets (4) and (7). The three loners meet (10), who tells each of them to look for love. Finally (4) finds (3), (7) gets (11), but now (1) is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with (6) and (12)!
Darkstripe and Barley are in a happy relationship until Brightheart runs off with Ravenpaw. After Barley dumps Darkstripe for Redtail (WTF? He's dead???), Tigerstar gets upset and retaliates by dating Yellowfang. (Boi.) Alone and broken-hearted, Darkstripe travels in search of a friend. Finally, Darkstripe meets Hollyleaf and Loinheart. The three loners meet Jayfeather, who tells each of them to look for love. Finally Hollyleaf finds Firestar (I feel like she might have problems.), Loinheart gets Cinderpaw, but now Darkstripe is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Tigerstar and Yellowfang! (Well that's just depressing, my poor Darkstripe doesn't deserve this ;-;)
Warriors Strange Names Copy, Paste, and Answer
1) Write down five cats from Warriors in no particular order!
2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?
Darkstar sounds like a real warrior name :3
4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's lat name)?
Graystripe? Lol no, it's his real name :3
5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?
Leafstripe? Probably humor
6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?
Stripepool and Tigergray, they'd be the stupidest siblings ever.
7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs?
Pooltiger... The stripes of water shall kill the beasts with fangs
8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Urhestripe - a pale yellow tabby Tom with a nub tail and tall pointy ears
9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Tigerleaf - their the sweet little thing alive, they may be big but they are a baby.
10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?
Leafurge, no probably not
Chapter 2: This is going to be a long year
Person A: “Hey do we have any milk left?”
Person B: “Yeah, in the back of the fridge behind the orange juice.”
Person A: “Okay cool, thanks. Also the kitchens on fire.”
Person B: “ …WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT FIRST?!?!?”
"Hey Fallenbreeze, do we have any milk left?" Brightears said walking into the living room wearing a burnt orange apron.
"Yeah, in the back of the fridge behind the Orange juice." Fallenbreeze called still hunched over his artwork, he'd been drawing for 3 hours straight and it was starting to hurt his hands.
"Okay cool, also the kitchens on fire." Brightears said walking back into their shared now kinda burnt smelling kitchen .
"...WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT FIRST?!?!" Fallenbreeze screamed jumping out of his chair and then promptly slipping on his long fluffy tail, he stumbled up to his feet dashing towards the fire extinguisher and then to the kitchen. The whole area was covered in black smoke and the fire was growing bigger and bigger in the stove. Fallenbreeze smashed the fire extinguisher open ( or whatever lul) and sprayed everything until it was all covered in the marshmallow like fluff. Tail whipping back and forth angrily Fallenbreeze turned to the Tom who started the fire, Brightears was sipping his milk starring at Fallenbreeze with amusement.
"If you weren't so annoying I'd fuck you." Brightears said in a monotone voice looking Fallenbreeze up and down.
"Go fuck yourself robobitch." Fallenbreeze then stalked away to go boil in his enclosed room alone to get away from the arse that lived next to him.
'Wow Brightears fucking sucks at asking people out' Leafstripe thought starring at the idiot that had caused everything. 'We are never going to survive a full year of this' Leafstripe turned around and continued starring at his mindless assignment, this was going to be a long 3 years.
Chapter 3: Stupidity at its finest (or all my oc's living together)
What if all my oc's lived together?
Fallenbreeze: “………….Why are you on the ceiling?”
Brightear: “How do you know this isn’t the floor? Maybe you’re the one walking on the ceiling.”
Fallenbreeze: “I-….You know what? Fuck it, I don’t want to know. I’m having a nap.”
Tom: You’re not gay, are you?
Sealean: No, but my boyfriend sure is!
Arnold: ...Sea, for the last time, we’ve been together for six months.
Tommy: “You look like crap.”
Pasty: “Wow thanks.”
Tommy: “But like the good kind of crap.”
Cherrystar: i’m gonna fuck satan so hard hell will turn into a waterpark
Leafstar: [in head] can i be satan
Spiritpool*presumed dead*: Hey beautiful. Missed me?
Leafstripe: Impossible- No…How?!
Spiritpool: Turns out it takes a bit more effort to kill me
Leafstripe*in tears*: But I literally saw you get shot and fall into a fire pit??!! How can anyone survive that?
Spiritpool: Well then I’ll just pretend to be dead again so you can go back to weeping over my t-shirt every night
Leafstripe: … Look here you little shit-
Happi: What the FUCK do you mean that humans randomly burst into colours when they meet their soulmate???
Moona: Well, that's how it works in my dimension. You're the weird one, do humans really start seeing colour when they meet their soulmate????????
Moona&Happi: WAIT A MINUTE.
Happi: *starts seeing colour*
Moona: *starts flashing random colours*
Happi: *bluntly* You're hot pink.
Moona: I know I'm hot
Patience: *paces back and forth, gripping their hair* „I really don’t know what’s wrong with me. Everytime I see them, I get these weird feelings. What does that mean?“
Compassion: „Well… you’re either in love with them or you want to commit a murder.“
Patience: „Both of these options are not satisfying at all.“
Tom*revisting science*:What are the three types of radioactive decay?
Pasty*reading fanfiction*:Alpha, beta and omega
Tom*trying not to laugh*: You just said omega
Pasty: Sh*t! GAMMA! I MEANT GAMMA!
Cherrystar: You're despicable, how do you even sleep at night?
Leafstar: Honestly? I could return the question. I've suffered from insomnia for years now and I really need advice. I'm so tired all the time-
Chapter 4: Dear kill me please
Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn shoot me?
Jared, Alana, and Zoe are trying to help Evan and Connor convince their parents that their fake friendship is real. In a joint effort they've all taken to making up a bunch of fake emails.
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
(Connor now trying not to laugh)
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
(Evan grabs the letter away from Connor as both Jared and Connor burst out laughing)
Why would you write that?!
Jared: (crying from laughing)
I'm just trying to tell the truth
This needs to be perfect these letters have to prove that we were actually friends!
(Evan is getting visbliy frustrated )
Just-I'll do it!
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
Evan: Has been bad
Evan: Has been rough
Jared:(falling on the floor) Kinky!
Evan:(Rolling eyes) And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Jared: Very specific
Evan and Connor : Shut up!
(Connor takes the computer and starts reading again)
Connor: I like my parents
Zoe: Who says that?
Connor: (very exaggeratedly)
I love my parents but each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
Connor:Just fix it! (Connor shoves the computer into Alana's chest)
Jared:(Reading email from behind Alana) If I stop smoking crack?
Evan: Crack?! (Grabs the computer back from Alana)
Evan:If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright!
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be nicer
I'll turn it around
Wait and see.
Connor: Cause all that it takes is a little re-in-vent-ion
Evan: It’s easy to change if you give it your a-ttent-ion
Connor: All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Jared:(face planting into Evan's bed) Are we done yet?
Evan: Well I can't just give them one email I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
Zoe and Alana: Oh my god
Evan:(clears his throat to read again)
Dear Connor Murphy,Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
Evan: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Evan:You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Jared: Absolutely not!
Connor: (reading behind Evan's shoulder not changing anything)
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Just wait and see!
Evan: Cause all that it takes is a little re-in-vent-ion
Connor It’s easy to change if you give it your a-ttent-ion
Evan: All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Connor and Evan:Sincerely, Me
Jared:(from the corner)My sister's hot
everyone: Jared What the hell!
Evan:(stepping closer to Connor) Dear Connor Murphy
Thanks for every note you send
Connor:(stepping even closer) Dear Evan Hansen
I'm just glad to be your friend
Both: Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
Evan:(Blushing a little bit) But not because we're gay
Connor:(Rubbing neck) No, not because we're gay
Both:(sweating nervously)We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad...
Jared:(screaming) ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!
Evan:(glaring at Jared)You're getting better every day
Connor:(snorts) I'm getting better every day
Evan and Connor: We're getting better every day
Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little re-in-vent-ion
It’s easy to change if you give it your a-ttent-ion
Evan and Connor: All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Evan and Connor: Miss you dearly
Jared: Sincerely, Me
Alana: Sincerely, Me
Everyone: Sincerely, Me
Chapter 5: Send me your animal oc (I guess)
If you send me your cat or dog oc then I'll make it in sims 4
(If it's a cat then I'll either make them into a clan or if their a dog I'll make them into a pack)
If you have your own pack or clan send me the name, description of area and members and I'll try to recreate it.
For the oc's give me their appearance (pictures of them are appreciated but descriptions of how they look is fine.) Their personality in details, mates (if they have on) age, and backstory! I wanna make em accurate.
If you have two characters you wanna breed I'm down for it! I love babies, just make sure to tell me how the parents look and act.
Now you may not be able to see the characters depending if I figure out how to do life but I'll try to update you!
With that begin the sending! And remember this is all free!
(Sorry for being dead so long my dudes, I had to go to hell for three weeks without any outside commcation. Also I might just start posting updates and shitpost on this fanfic because we need somewhere to put it)