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Ineffable Drabble Collection

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Crowley. You really must stop doing this while I’m working!”

“’Working’ would sssuggest that you actually sssell any booksss, angel. We both know better than that.”

“While we’re in public, then, dear. It really is most distracting.”

“Good. I aim to be dissstracting. Good for my bad reputation.”

“Certainly better than the real reason you go to all the trouble of transforming and wiggling under my clothes.”


“You could have just asked for a blanket, my dear. Or a lamp.”

“Why bother with a lamp, when you’re a perfect ray of sssunssshine?”

“Devil. Thou speak with forked tongue.”

“Whenever possssssible.”