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5:00AM Ink: heya guys i gave each of you a multiverse phone so we all can COMMUNICATE

 

5:15AM Error: hOW THe HEll dID YOu Get In ThE AnTi-Void

Ink: did it seriously take you 15 minutes to answer me. I know you dont sleep that much sooo...

 

Error: 5HU7 UP

 

INK: welp im going to go create now bye

 

( Ink left the chatroom )

 

Error: FUCK

 

( Error left the chat room )

 

10:00AM Classic: hello...

 

Classic: anyone there.... 

 

Classic: HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND 

 

Blue: MWEHEHEHEH YOU WOULD NEVER BE ALONE FOR I THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WOULD KEEP YOU COMPANY. 

 

Classic: thanks blue, so what you doing

 

Blue: I'M AT INKS HOUSE WITH DREAM. WE FOUND SOMETHING ON THE PHONE CALLED FACEBOOK.

 

Classic: let me check my phone

 

Blue: OK

 

Classic: hey I found the 90s nightmare in here with...

 

Classic: OVER 500,000 FOLLOWERS

 

Classic: everyone only had these special phones for less then a day... show off

 

Blue: HE'S SOO COOL

 

Red: who is?

 

Blue: FRESH

 

( Red left the chatroom )

 

Classic: damn that was fast.

 

( Error and Ink joined the chat )

 

Ink: so how are your new phones

 

Fresh: my broski They are da bomb. Me and my bros are gonna get famous now dog

 

Error: MWAhAHaH I Have Over 70,000 foLlOweRs

 

Ink: how the hell do you have that much. What you facebook page called

 

Error: NoTAhAcKer1 and FreSh's Is brobananachip429

 

Error: And gEno hAs sOme foLlOweRs too. His nAme iS SOMEONEENDMYWORTHESSLIFEALREADYPLSHELPMAH64.

 

Fresh: ma oldest bro got a ton of rad follwers now

 

Classic: what do you guys even post?

 

Error: STUFF

 

Fresh: some rad skate board tricks homie

 

Ink: how the heCK are you so popular

 

Error: LOGIC

 

Ink: that your answer for everything...

 

Fresh: later alligator, got some RAD stuff to post

 

( Fresh left the chat room)

 

Error: Bye RaInBow ASshOle.

 

Ink: GLITCHYBITCH

 

( Error left the chatroom)

 

( Ink left the chatroom)

 

Classic: I can already imagine all the drama that going to happen.

 

Blue: SAME

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                                    6:00PM


Nightmare: what is this


Dream: Nightmare?


Nightmare: fuck me


Lust: isn't tentacles a little kinky


Dream: kinky?


Nightmare: said the guy who's name is lust


Killer: DAMN


Dream: what’s kinky?


Nightmare: NOTHING


Killer: so innocent

 

Nightmare: do you want to die


Killer: no thanks


Geno: yes please


Lust: I wanna fuck


Nightmare: CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN LEGS FOR A SECOND LUST


Lust: not really.


Dust: this is why you don’t create a chat that combines Nightmare and Lust


Nightmare: go fuck yourself you slut


Lust: already am;)


Dream: uhhh what is happening?


Geno: I want to die pls someone end my suffering


Nightmare: where is the god of destruction when you need him


Killer: getting chased by ink, who may or may not have been drinking some red paint


Lust: that means I have an hour or two to fuck Nighty


Nightmare: why don’t you fuck Geno, he has nowhere to run


Geno: the fuck I did to you


Nightmare: you won’t give me your negativity


Dream: he isn’t positive too

 

Geno: so both of you have a grudge against me


Nightmare: yes


Dream: yep


Killer: that’s sad


Dust: but at the same time it’s hilarious


Geno: you know my boyfriend is the god of death right?


Nightmare:….


Dream: oh well uhh good bye brother. I'll be hiding for the rest of my life now.


Nightmare: NO WAIT I’M COMING WITH YOU


( Dream left the chat )


( nightmare left the chat )


Lust: well that… was kinda


Geno: you better not


Lust: kinky


( Geno left the chat )


Killer: LMAO


Dust: lust didn’t we talk about scaring people XD


Lust: to be honest, I was masturbating while you were giving me your little speech…
Dust: oh…


Killer: how did I not notice


Lust: I am good at hiding it


Killer: IT? THE FUCK


Dust: that explains a lot


Killer: I WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WITH HORROR ON YOUR OTHER SIDE,
SO THERE’S NO WAY OF HIDING IT.


Dust: let’s change the topic, killer how was your day


Killer: great until lust showed up


Dust: thats great, your great, everything is just great, good bye


( Dust left the chatroom )


Killer: thanks for leaving me behind asshole.


Lust: only the two of us now


Killer:…


( Killer left the chat room )


Lust: damnit
 

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Ink: hey everyone, are you having fun with your new phones!

 

Error: yEs

 

Ink: really?

 

Error: i CAn trACk peOPLEe

 

Ink: no you cant

 

Error: yOu're IN yOUr cloSEt

 

Ink: HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

 

Error: WERe yoU nOT lisTENIng tO mE?

 

Ink: what were we talking about again?

 

Error: nEVer mINd -_-

 

Dream: hey can we set up a meeting tomorrow Ink?

 

Ink: why

 

Dream: we need to talk about the phones

 

Ink: why they're great?

 

Dream: people are dying of starvation

 

Ink: sooo...

 

Dream: people are dying

 

Error: I DOnt NeEd tO EAt

 

Dream: not you

 

Error: :'(

 

Ink: not my problem

 

Dream: ........

 

Nightmare: i hate Death

 

Ink: why?

 

Horror: HE'S BLAMING US FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIED OF STARVATION

 

Error: hA sUcks FOr YoU

 

Horror: at least i dont have a parasite as my bro

 

Error: ....

 

Nightmare: DREAM

 

Dream: yes brother

 

Nightmare: you're adopted

 

Dream: what...

 

Blue: THATS KIND OF MEAN NIGHTMARE.

 

Error: welL BAck tO My JoB

 

Ink: YOU BETTER NOT!

 

( Error left the chat )

 

Ink:GLITCHY ASSHOLE!

 

( Ink has left the chatroom )

 

Nightmare: now to ruin some ones life

 

Dream: no wait....

 

Nightmare: WHAT

 

Dream: you're adopted too

 

Nightmare:.....

 

( Nightmare left the chatroom )

 

Dream: that felt nice

 

Horror: he's gonna get your ass now...

 

Dream: oh I know...

 

Blue: HEY DREAM, SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR

 

Dream: well that was fast

 

( Dream left the chatroom)

 

Horror: hey blue wanna help me cook at Nightmare's place?

 

Blue: SURE

 

( Blue left the chatroom )

 

( Horror left the chatroom )

 

Red: to this day Blue was never to be seen again

 

Classic: shut it red

 

Death: hey do you guys know where nightmare is?

 

Red: nope

 

Classic: nah... ask swapfell

 

Swapfell: what the hell you want?

 

Death: Nightmare

 

Swapfell: in Dream's house

 

Killer: such a great teammate you are

 

Swapfell: thanks

 

Killer: .....

 

Swapfell: AHHH-

 

( Swapfell left the chat )

 

Red: I wonder what happened

 

Killer: murder

 

Classic: well that's a CLASSIC

 

Red: lol

 

Killer: well I'm just gonna leave you two be...

 

( Killer left the chatroom )

 

Death: who wants to play uno with Me and Geno

 

Classic: ME

 

Red: ME

 

Mafia: can I join?

 

Death: sure

 

 

 

They lived happily ever after
Except blue cuz he was eaten

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Ink: error why did you destroy underfell 79

 

Error: Oh For The loVe of God, I ExpLaiN LiKe a MIllIoN Times RaInbOw assHOle

 

Ink: you know I forget everything

 

Error: Im SurprisEd yOu haVent forgoT YOur Name

 

Cross: can I have chocolate

 

Ink: NO

 

Error: STEAL FROM RED

 

Red: WHY ME YOU DICK

 

Error: cUz you’rE mEAn

 

Nightmare: the balance is evil

 

Ink: not as evil as you

 

Dream: calm down everyone

 

Red: CROSS

 

Cross: fuck this shit im out

 

Error: I fOUnd choCOlatE

 

Cross: wait, can I have some

 

Error: noPE

 

Ink: maybe we can work together to solve our problems

 

Ink: so tell me the problems you are facing

 

Nightmare: debt

 

Error: Damn

 

Killer: theres a demon inside me

 

Ink: normal

 

Error: crippling depression

 

Ink: good

 

Cross: loneliness

 

Classic: hello darkness my old friend

 

Dream: my family

 

Nightmare: what family?

 

Ink: shut it Nightmare

 

Error: wE cAN ALl aGree With The BalAnce

 

Ink: how do we fix that

 

Nightmare: what about my debt

 

Ink: no one cares

 

Dream: we should create a system

 

Error: YEah iTs cALled LeAve mE aLoNe whEn iM doIng my JoB

 

Killer: aka fuck off

 

Horror: lol

 

Sci: why don’t you take turns?

 

Error:…

 

Ink:….

 

Nightmare:….

 

Dream:….

 

Error: you know what….

 

Ink: you finally stop texting weird

 

Error: monopoly

 

Ink: GASP

 

Dream: THE FRIENDSHIP BREAKER

 

Nightmare: oh shit, hey how about we play truth or dare?

 

Killer: YAS

 

Horror: YAY

 

Error: we could do that

 

Ink: oh thank god

 

Dream: yes that’s a fun game

 

Nightmare: Who’s first

 

Killer: god, I feel like Im in highschool

 

Horror: same

 

Dream: ME

 

Ink: nice

 

Dream: Error, truth or dare

 

Error: truth

 

Nightmare: wimp

 

Error: octopus

 

Dream: is it true you have five tongues
Ink: wait what?

 

Killer: FIVE?

 

Error: yea

 

Lust: damn

 

Sci: I NEED TO TEST YOUR MAGIC

 

Error: no u don’t

 

Error: Nightmare truth or dare

 

Nightmare: dare

 

Error: tell Dream you love him

 

Killer: lmao

 

Dream: ☆3☆

 

Nightmare: Dream

 

Dream: yes adopted brother

 

Horror: cough cough

 

Nightmare: ….

 

Ink: you can do it

 

Nightmare: i….

 

Killer: this is like that cheesy romance movie where the guy is trying to confess and it ends with the girl screaming “I love you” then they start kissing

 

Horror: well someone's watching to many romance movies

 

Nightmare: love….

 

Ink: so close

 

Nightmare: no one -_-

 

Dream: I’m depress

 

Nightmare: I luv

 

Dream: ○_○

 

Nightmare: killer

 

Killer: YES

 

Dream: :’(

 

Horror: HEY GREAT IDEA LET’S CONFESS OUR LOVE

 

Classic: Reds cool

 

Dream: Cross I guess

 

Cross: I’M ACTUALLY LOVED

 

Error: you will never guess who I’m dating

 

Ink: wha….

 

Horror: ….

 

Nightmare: ….

 

Dream: …..

 

Lust: never expected that from you Error •3^

 

Error: ♡3♡

 

Ink: LET’S GO BACK TO OUR PROBLEMS

 

Nightmare: debt

 

Ink: Error

 

Error: yea

 

Ink: i luv u

 

Error: you can't feel

 

Ink: :’(

 

Nightmare: WHO ARE YOU DATING

 

Error: won’t tell you

 

Killer: well now we have a mystery

 

Horror: what about truth or dare?

 

Ink: it can wait

 

Dream: I thought Error was a loner

 

Ink: same

 

Nightmare: well guess he’s not

 

Error: you assholes I have a life ya know

 

Ink: yea right what do you do for a living

 

Blue: I KNOW

 

Ink: how

 

Blue: HE SHOWED ME ONCE

 

Nightmare: he did?

 

Blue: YEA

 

Error: im a fashion designer

 

Ink: The fuck

 

Dream: that’s awesome

 

Error: I’m rich

 

Nightmare: how?!

 

Error: I don’t eat and I live in the Anti-void

 

Nightmare: ….

 

( Nightmare left the chat )

 

Killer: well now he’s gonna starve himself

 

Horror: Noooooo

 

Ink: wait what’s Nightmare’s job

 

Cross: he ruin people’s lives

 

Ink: that’s mean

 

Dream: ok so Error has a life

 

Error: and I’m famous on the internet

 

Geno: someone kill me

 

Error: and Geno too

 

Fresh: heya broski, ya want ta help me spread my awesome vibes

 

Error: sure

 

Geno: fresh infect me

 

Fresh: no can do brah

 

Geno: WHY

 

( Fresh left the chatroom )

 

Error: see ya later ink

 

Ink: DON’T DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS

 

Error: no promises

 

( Error left the chat )

 

Ink: IM CREATING MORE UNDERLUST AUS NOW

 

( Ink left the chatroom )

 

Outer: im glad my AU is safe

 

Red: why is it safe

 

Outer: Error likes it

 

Red: ???

 

Dream: likes?

 

Killer: Error loves to look at the stars

 

Horror: lets find out who Error loves

 

Death: I love mysteries

 

Geno: he hates Red so you can cross him out

 

Killer: he ignores classic

 

Dream: Ink got rejected

 

Red: Outer is heartless

 

Outer: HEY

 

Horror: Mafia hates him

 

Death: how do you know

 

Horror: he always shoots him in the head every time he sees him

 

Mafia: one time I got him on the ass

 

Killer: that was hilarious

 

Horror: he thought someone touched him XD

 

Outer: he would NEVER stand near Death

 

Killer: he's pissed at dust for making a bomb

Dust: that was a mistake ok!

 

Killer: sssuuurrreee

 

Stretch: what are you guys talking about?

 

Red: we are trying to figure out who Error loves

 

Dream: what about blue…

 

Outer:…..

 

Classic: pedophile?

 

Blue: ME AND ERROR ARE FRIENDS

 

Stretch: oh god…

 

Outer: then who

 

Blue: By the way im an adult STRETCH!

 

Outer: …..

 

Stretch: he's evil

 

Killer: -_-

 

Dust: =_=

 

Horror: °▪°

 

Stretch: more evil than all of you

 

Dream: I believe there’s good in everyone

 

Killer: that why you play tag with your brother

 

Classic: tag?

 

Killer: doesn’t matter now

 

Horror: lets just talk about it later ok

 

Dream: agreed

 

Killer: now to kill some people

 

Dream: no wait

 

( Killer left the chatroom )

 

Dream: WWHHHYYYY

 

( Dream left the chatroom)

 

Red: say, Blue

 

Blue: YEA

 

Red: how did you survive from Horror

 

Horror: HEY I have friends too

 

Classic: lol

 

Blues: ALL WE DID WAS COOK SPAGHETTI

 

Red: that’s all

 

Blue: YEA

 

Horror: time to cook!

 

( Horror left the chatroom)

 

Cross: oh he’s right guess I better steal some chocolate and tacos

 

Blue: NOOOO

 

Red: FUUUCCCKKK

 

( Cross left the chatroom)

 

( Blue left the chatroom)

 

( RED left the chatroom)

 

Classic: hey Outer want to say our best puns to each other

 

( Dust and Death left the chatroom )

 

Stretch: I’ll join

 

Outer: I have some puns that are just… out of this world

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Horror: so did any of you figure it out

 

Classic: nope

 

Blue: NO

 

Red: he's probably just messing with us

 

Dust: Error is not the person to lie

 

Killer: true

 

Nightmare: he only destroyed five AUS today, which is weird because he usually Destroys around nine

 

Outer: so he was visiting someone?

 

Nightmare: guess so

 

Ink: look at you guys. You’re getting along well

 

Nightmare: I could kill you right now if that’s what you want

 

Dream: I wonder where Error is right now

 

Ink: idk where he is, haven't seen him

 

Dust: -_-

 

Epic: bruh

 

Ink: EPIC?!

 

Epic: yo wats up bruh

 

Cross: DUDE

 

Nightmare: fuck….

 

Epic: BRUH

 

Cross: DDUUDDEE

 

Epic: BBRRUUHH

 

Fresh: Yo wad up homie

 

Epic: BBRRUUHH ITS BEEN A LONG TIME

 

Cross: what were you doing

 

Fresh: ya broski wat took you so long

 

Epic: I wuz training

 

Cross: DUDE

 

Epic: BRUH

 

Fresh: well at least you’re here homie

 

Epic: heh ya bruh

 

Nightmare: ok all of you shut it

 

Ink: ya we have something to talk about

 

Epic: bout wut

 

Fresh: my broski’s boyfriend my brotato chip

 

Nightmare: so he's gay

 

Classic: like the rest of us

 

Ink: I thought he was Christian

 

Killer: HOW?

 

Red: LMAO

 

Blue: WELL HE’S NOT

 

Ink: so you know who it is?

 

Fresh: yep

 

Killer: TELL US

 

Fresh: ……..its

 

Horror: yes YES….

 

Fresh: can’t tell ya….

 

nk: I will kill you the next time I see you and your parasites

 

Fresh: cool homie

 

Nightmare: give us a hint

 

Fresh: no can do brah

 

Ink: WWHHHYYYYY

 

Nightmare: Lets go back to crossing people off the list

 

Killer: we only have Geno, Fresh, Epic, Lust, and Horror

 

Horror: in not dating him jeez

 

Dream: Fresh and Geno are his brothers

 

Ink: Error would NEVER date Lust

 

Horror: Epic?

 

Epic: pretty single over here bruh

 

Nightmare: then who the hell is he dating

 

Outer: someone could be lying

 

Classic: but who?

 

Red: damnit why do we even want to know

 

Ink: IDK

 

Horror: Lets continue playing truth or dare

 

Blue: ALRIGHT

 

Nightmare: Ink truth or dare

 

Ink: truth

 

Killer: weak

 

Horror: pathetic

 

Dust: loser

 

Ink: Jesus Christ DARE

 

Nightmare: I dare you to find Error

 

Ink: UUGGHHHH FINE YOU EVIL OCTOPUS

 

( Ink left the chatroom)

 

lassic: Red truth or dare

 

Red: truth

 

Classic: do you like chocolate?

 

Red: yea

 

Outer: Nightmare truth or dare

 

Nightmare: dare

 

Outer: I dare you to sing a song about FRIENDSHIP

 

Nightmare: Never gonna happen

 

Killer: lol

 

( Ink and Error joined the chat )

 

Error: HELP

 

Nightmare: what’s wrong

 

Ink: I kidnapped him :3

 

Error: HALP MEH

 

Killer: who’s your boyfriend

 

Error: I will never tell you

 

Ink: you will never escape

 

Error: how about I give you hints -_-

 

Classic: YES

 

Error: ok first hint….

 

Ink: go on

 

Error: he can dance

 

Ink: a lot of people can dance

 

Dance: like me

 

Dream: me and Nightmare can too

 

Error: Ink can’t ^_^

 

Ink: •_¤ u ass…..

 

Lust: I can dance

 

Error: not innocent

 

Nightmare: so not dream

 

Error: has both of his eyes -_-

 

Ink: not Nightmare, Horror, Fresh, or Geno

 

Error: WHY WOULD I DATE MY BROTHERS

 

Red: don’t know don’t care

 

Error: has no scars on his eyes

 

Ink: not Epic or swapfell

 

Error: he’s not lazy

 

Horror: cross out Classic, Red, Stretch, And outer

 

Error: wasn’t insane ^-^

 

Red: not killer or dust

 

Error: has a brother right now

 

Killer: not cross

 

Cross: :,(

 

Dream: so that leaves Dance, Sci, Lust, Mafia, and Blue

 

Error: DOSENT SHOOT ME ALL THE TIME

 

Ink: lol

 

Mafia: -_-

 

Error: NOT A SCIENTIST

 

Sci: Mr. Istatetheobvious

 

Red: LMAO

 

Error: not Dance

 

Ink: two more….

 

Nightmare: tell us now

 

Error: you can figure it out…

 

Ink: WAIT

 

( Error left the chatroom )

 

Killer: damnit

 

Horror: it’s down to two people

 

Dust: the trickster and the slut

 

Lust: not me >30

 

Blue: it’s not me

 

Ink: come on guys tell us

 

Lust: he would kill me

 

Blue: he would hate me

 

Nightmare: oh for fuck sakes, SOMEONE JUST SAY IT AND I WILL NOT BOTHER YOUR AU

 

Blue: ……

 

Lust: …….

 

Classic: come on pls

 

Blue: should be obvious

 

Red: it Blue!

 

Stretch: impossible

 

Red: what you mean?

 

Stretch: I never let Blue talk to him

 

Lust: soooo…

 

Nightmare: Error would never…..

 

Ink: don’t tell me your……

 

Lust: ^3^

 

( Error joined the chatroom )

 

Error: so did you figure it out :3

 

Nightmare: YOU’RE DATING THE SLUT

 

Error: yep…..

 

Lust: it’s a shocker

 

Ink: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS...

 

Outer: I’m pretty sure Error has haphephobia

 

Horror: and I’m pretty sure Lust has his…. Needs

 

Error: well only people I trust can touch me, like Nightmare's gang

 

Blue: I’M HAPPY FOR YOU ERROR

 

Error: thanks blue

 

Lust: I’m not that needy

 

Nightmare: yea right -_-

 

Lust: meany

 

Ink: so you and lust are…. Dating

 

Error: yea….

 

Ink: this gives me some ideas

 

Error: wut?

 

( Ink left the chatroom)

 

Error: damnit

 

( Error left the chatroom)

 

Dream: that’s just weird

 

Nightmare: best if we don’t question it

 

Lust: sooo wut now •3•

 

Sci: let’s talk about your relationship

 

Lust: shit

 

 

In facebook》

On imnotagirl96’s page

 

The ink machine35: omg Error and Lust are a couple

Imnotagirl96: how do you know

The ink machine35: Error just posted a pic of them kissing
and it’s going viral

Imnotagirl96: wow

The trickster1: you should be happy for them

The ink machine35: I would never guessed Error would date Lust out of all people he could of chose

The trickster1: yea it is a little bit weird but it’s better then nothing Mweheheh

Imnotagirl96: if you say so…

 

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NoTAhAcKer1 posted a picture on Demonsforlife62 page

 

Demonsforlife62: NOW YOUR JUST MESSING WITH ME

NoTAhAcKer1: what I would NEVER mess with the king of negativity

Demonsforlife62: then why did you send me a picture of you and lust KISSING

NoTAhAcKer1: must be a glitch ^_^

Demonsforlife62: yea…. A glitch…. Fool

NoTAhAcKer1: whatever you say

NoTAhAcKer1: well have to go, ink created like ten AUS to piss me off

Demonsforlife62: well did it work?

NoTAhAcKer1: yea that’s why I posted some porn on Dreams page

Demonsforlife62: oh shit

 

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On imnotagirl96’s page

 

The ink machine35: hey what’s this video

Imnotagirl96: Error posted that

The trickter1: let’s watch it, can't be that bad

The ink machine35: ok

 

Five minute later

 

The ink machine35: GET ME THE FUKIN HOLY BLEACH AND POUR IT INTO MY GODDAM EYES, I'M DYING HERE

 

THE TRICKSTER1: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

imnotagirl96: AAAHHH MY INNOCENT EYES ARE BURNING GOD WHEN I GET ERROR IN GONNA RIP OUT HIS DIRTY HANDS AND SHOVE IT IN HIS ASS

 

 

 

Poor dream…..

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Ink: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

 

Classic: sup

 

Stretch: how u doin

 

Red: heya asshole

 

Outer: IM YEETING MYSELF INTO SPACE

 

Error: it’s the afternoon you lazy assholes

 

Nightmare: Error just sleep

 

Lust: come on im waiting for you♡3♡

 

Error: fine, I'll be gone for two hours

 

Killer: doing what? =_=

 

Lust: Fun stuff >3♡

 

Classic: wait Error buddy

 

Error: what?

 

Classic: use a condom ^_^

 

Red: LMAO

 

Error: Y0U B17CH

 

Ink: ohhh… wow

 

( Error left the chatroom)

 

Lust: ♡u♡

 

Nightmare: go away you freak

 

Lust: fine fine you OCTOPUSS

 

Nightmare: WHEN I FIND YOU, I WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU CAN EVEN MOVE YOU SLUT

 

Lust: YES PLEASE

 

Nightmare: FFFFUUUUUUUUU

 

Ink: jesus Christ Lust go with Error

 

Lust: :’(

 

( Lust left the chatroom)

 

Classic: that was beautiful

 

Blue: MWEHEHEH, NO NEED TO FIGHT GUYS

 

Cross: TACOS?

 

Blue: COME OVER TO MY PLACE CROSS

 

Cross: YESSSS

 

Outer: who wants to yeet themselves with me

 

Geno: MEEEE, I WANT TO DIE

 

Death: Geno

 

Geno: fuck off

 

Death: GENOOO

 

Geno: NOOOO

 

Ink: im starting to think that the phones was a bad idea

 

Red: starting?

 

Stretch: think?! Blue can contact the destroyer anytime he wants to

 

Killer: soo?

 

Horror: Error's mature….

 

Dust: and smart

 

Classic: and a murder

 

Red: that eats chocolate…… MY CHOCOLATE THAT I BOUGHT WITH MY OWN MONEY!!

 

Blue: cough….. stole

 

Red: how the fuck did ya know

 

Blue: don’t underestimate me

 

Outer: jesus christ someone check him

 

Nightmare: He's at level 17

 

Blue: NIGHTMARE ☆^☆

 

Stretch: WWHHHAAAATTTT?

 

Classic: HOLY SHIT

 

Red: DAMN

 

Killer: nice

 

Outer: how did you gain that level?! ○_○

 

Blue: MWEHEHEH, BY KILLING SOME HIGH LEVEL MONSTERS…… AND HUMANS

 

Stretch: HOW?

 

Blue: YOU DON’T NOTICE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AWAY IN FEAR WHEN I WALK BY

 

Classic: what?

 

Blue: AND SOME PEOPLE CALL ME BY DIFFERENT NAMES

 

Horror: like what?

 

Blue: LIKE BLUESCREEN

 

Ink: WHATS BLUESCREEN?!

 

Blue: they say I got abandon by my real brother and my code change, making me a destroyer like Error

 

Ink: ARE YOU?

 

Stretch: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT DO I DO??????????

 

Blue: some other people call me yandare blue….

 

Dust: why do they call you that?!

 

Blue: YOU KNOW LOVE IS A STRONG THING RIGHT

 

Red: what kind of love

 

Blue: the feeling kind

 

Ink: yea?

 

Blue: a feeling that MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL THE PERSON THAT’S NEXT TO YOUR LOVER

 

Blue: I heard tales from them that I usually kill my victim’s admirers with a knife with a joyful smile while I watch them bleed to death

 

Nightmare: Holy shit, I never knew you were a sadist

 

Blue: MWEHEHEH

 

Nightmare: want to join our gang?

 

Dream: BLUE DON’T

 

Ink: TRAITOR

 

Red: I WILL NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOU AGAIN

 

Blue: YOU BETTER!

 

Horror: this is hilarious

 

Killer: YAAYY A NEW KILLER

 

Dust: LOL

 

Blue: sorry Night, I cant join you yet

 

Nightmare: sad

 

Outer: lets talk about something else

 

Ink: like?

 

Blue: NIGHTMARE AND DREAM

 

Nightmare: oh shit

 

Dream: hey adopted brother

 

Nightmare: HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW DREAM DRUGS YOU

 

Ink: wwhhhaaaatttt

 

Outer: he wouldn't

 

Stretch: NICE, FREE DRUGS

 

Classic: really stretch -_-

 

Red: LMAO

 

Nightmare: you know that happy feeling you get when he's around

 

Ink: yea

 

Nightmare: that’s him drugging you

 

Ink: …..

 

Outer: ……..

 

Stretch: oohhhhh….. that’s why im trippin when hes around

 

Blue: I thought it was because you ate those weed brownie

 

Nightmare: wait weed brownies……

 

Dream: whats wrong brother

 

Killer: holy shit

 

Dust: that….. WAS YOUR FAULT NIGHTMARE

 

Cross: AND YOU BLAMED US

 

Horror: HEY THEY WERE DELICIOUS

 

Ink: what the fuck are you talking about?

 

Nightmare: I may of took some of Stretch’s brownies

 

Stretch: lol

 

Dream: that’s why you were singing frozen while climbing a tree with Cross

 

Nightmare: ……

 

Dust: oh shit

 

Nightmare: I DID THAT AND YOU DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING

 

Horror: ONLY INK AND DREAM SAW YOU

 

Stretch: I should make more weed brownies

 

Cross: TRIPLE FUDGE PLEASE

 

Nightmare: YOU BETTER NOT

 

Killer: come on Nighty, it would be fun :3

 

Dust: someone needs to get a camera

 

Nightmare: I WILL NEVER EAT BROWNIES AGAIN

 

*time skip*

 

( Error joined the chatroom)

 

Error: all of you suck

 

Ink: awww thanks

 

Error: glad to help

 

Ink: asshole

 

Error: rainbow asshole

 

Ink: glitchy bitch

 

Error: sadist

 

Ink: kidnapper

 

Error: useless abomination

 

Ink: unwanted destroyer

 

Error: N080DY

 

INK: NO ONE

 

Blue: guys please calm down

 

Ink: fine >_<

 

Error: …….

 

Ink: im sorry Error

 

Error: 50rry

 

Nightmare: Now kiss

 

Ink: WHAT THE HELL

 

Error: FUCK 0F N1GH7M4R3

 

Blue: NIGHTMARE

 

Nightmare: MUAHAHAHA

 

Dream: why brother

 

Nightmare: I had too ^_^

 

Error: Y0U D1CK

 

Nightmare: whatever you say Error 7u7

 

Error: so what did I miss

 

Ink: Blues a murder

 

Error: WHAT

 

Nightmare: heh…….. yea

 

Error: DAMN I THOUGHT HE WAS INNOCENT LIKE YOUR STUPID USELESS BROTHER

 

Nightmare: IKR, the first time I checked him he threaten me with a knife if I told anybody……

 

Blue: wwhhaaaa… I would never do such I thing

 

Dream: that’s mean Error 😭

 

Error: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

Ink: OMG IT’S A MINI GUY

 

Nightmare: it looks weird

 

Error: HOW U DID THAT

 

Dream: oh I found it while I was texting you guys, theres many more

 

Ink: THERE IS???

 

Dream: 🌮

 

Cross: HOLY SHIT IT’S A TACO

 

Ink: FOUND IT🎨

 

Error: SAME🍫

 

Nightmare: THE FUK🍏🍎

 

Cross: HOW U DO THAT….

 

Cross: WAIT I FOUND IT

 

Cross: 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

 

Nightmare: Its cool I guess

 

Ink: SO MUCH STUFF🏳️🌈

 

Error: WOW, LOOK INK ITS YOU 💩

 

Nightmare: lol

 

Ink: OH YEA WELL THIS IS YOU 🕷

 

Error: a spider?

 

Ink: YEA YOU LEAVE YOUR WEBS EVERYWHERE AND THEY TRIP PEOPLE

 

Error: …..

 

Nightmare: Its true Error

 

Error: at least im not a 🦑

 

Nightmare: You ass, im not a octopus!

 

Dream: you do look very similar to a octopus but not a smart as one

 

Cross: DAMMNNN

 

Error: HOLY SHIT

 

Ink: THE FUK

 

Nightmare: 🖕

 

Blue: HEY GUYS COME TO MY HOUSE WE ARE GOING TO PLAY SOME GAMES

 

Error: will there be killing?

 

Blue: HECK YEA

 

Error: IM IN

 

Nightmare: SAME

 

Dream: oh shoot we better go then Ink

 

Ink: whhhhyyyyyyyy

 

Dream: Nightmare and weed brownies don’t mix

 

Nightmare: HEY IM A GROWN ADULT, I CAN TAKE CARE OF
MYSELF

 

Error: don’t worry I'll make sure he gets home safe

 

Dream: IM STILL COMING

 

Dream: WITH A CAMERA

 

Ink: oh this is gonna be good

 

Cross: I'LL COME TOO

 

Blue: HEY QUICK QUESTION, HOW OLD IS EVERYONE

 

Cross: 24

 

Nightmare: 532

 

Dream: 532

 

Ink: lol in the thousands

 

Error: SAME

 

Blue: mentally?

 

Nightmare: 532

 

Ink: twelve and a half

 

Dream: 4 >:3

 

Cross: 1 >_<

 

Error: STILL IN THE THOUSANDS

 

Blue: HOW MUCH SO U DRINK?

 

Dream: none

 

Ink: A BIT

 

Error: on normal days none, on bad days…. A SHIT LOAD OF RED WINE

 

Nightmare: a bottle

 

Cross: usually when I finish drinking I either look dead or like I was fucking upside down 5 mins ago

 

Blue: GOOD TO KNOW NOW COME ON

 

Error: Coming

 

Ink: see ya there

 

Nightmare: race you

 

Dream: your on

 

Cross: goodbye suckers

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Dream: BROTHER WHY

 

Nightmare: I did nothing

 

Dream: you got high AGAIN

 

Error: lol

 

Nightmare: at least I didn't slap someones ass

 

Error: …….

 

Error: that was an accident

 

Cross: BLUE WUT HAPPENED TO THE TRIPLE FUDGE BROWNIES

 

Blue: ALL OF YOU GUYS ATE THEM

 

Ink: I didn’t have any

 

Error: but you did drink that whole bottle of wine

 

Ink: it was good!

 

Nightmare: The brownies suck

 

Stretch: says the guy who ate ten brownies

 

Nightmare: Shut it

 

Classic: why didn’t you invite us

 

Blue: it was a party for the people who protect the multiverse
Red: what about Cross dumbass

 

Blue: LANGUAGE RED

 

Blue: PLUS CROSS IS LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

 

Cross: who's first and second

 

Blue: ERROR IS FIRST

 

Error: HAHA SUCKERS

 

Ink: the fuk blue

 

Blue: DREAM IS SECOND

 

Ink: WHOS THIRD

 

Blue: NIGHTMARE

 

Nightmare: LMAO

 

Ink: :(

 

Blue: DON’T WORRY INK YOUR FIFTH

 

Ink: =_=

 

Stretch: hey Nightmare want some brownies to go

 

Nightmare: …….

 

Cross: SAY YES

 

Horror: oh HELL NAW

 

Cross: ITS FOOD?!

 

Horror: true

 

Nightmare: Fine, only a little

 

Stretch: 50 weed brownies comin ur way

 

Fresh: not rad brah

 

Nightmare: Shut it you *radhole*

 

Fresh: your lucky im not completely censoring the whole chat

 

Error: you can do that

 

Fresh: yea my broski

 

Dream: I have a bad headache

 

Ink: wut did u drink

 

Dream: apple juice?

 

Stretch: oh shit

 

Nightmare: WHAT DID U DO

 

Stretch: that wasn’t apple juice

 

Ink: Dream what ur dealing with is a hangover

 

Dream: sounds nice

 

( Dream left the chatroom)

 

Ink: DREAM

 

Nightmare: I think he pasted out

 

Ink: damn

 

Nightmare: does anyone remember what happen last night

 

Error: I was to high

 

Ink: I was to drunk

 

Cross: I was to…. Distracted

 

Classic: Blue you should throw another party next month

 

Blue: I WILL THINK ABOUT IT

 

Ink: Dream recorded the whole thing so we could just wait until he wakes up

 

Error: WHY

 

Cross: im still pissed at Error

 

Error: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

 

Cross: IT HURT

 

Error: WELL THE SLAP HURT

 

Cross: GOOD YOU DESERVED IT

 

Nightmare: GOT THE WEED BROWNIES

 

Cross: YYAAAAAYYY

 

Horror: I’ll have some too

 

Dust: this is gonna end badly

 

Killer: im gonna steal Dream's camera and film it

 

Killer: its gonna be call THE LORD GAVE UP ON US

 

Dust: Time to get my cross

 

Cross: 🤔

 

Cross: ohhhhh……

 

Nightmare: MUAHAHA I ATE 13 BROWNIES ALREADY

 

Stretch: damn

 

Error: how high are you

 

Nightmare: ur sayin I wrong, its hi how are you

 

Ink: that’s…… a pretty drunk Nightmare

 

Red: he's in my universe

 

Ink: IM COMIN

 

Error: COMING TOO

 

Dream joined the chatroom)

 

Dream: IM ALIVE

 

Ink: LOL

 

Nightmare: hey killer

 

Killer: yea?

 

Nightmare: did I tell you that you are hot

 

Error: DAMN

 

Ink: holy shit

 

Killer: oh….. thanks

 

Nightmare: your thicc

 

Red: someone stop him

 

Nightmare: I wish I could fuhkwosdjdkofks

 

Error: GOT HIS PHONE

 

Killer: OH THANK GOD!

 

Ink: ERROR FOR ONCE IN ACTUALLY GLAD YOU WERE HERE

 

Error: awww thank

 

Dream: what happen to my brother?

 

Stretch: he ate some of my brownies

 

Killer: dust hide the rest

 

Error: what should I do to nightmare

 

Dream: what is he doing now

 

Red: he’s pissing off my bro

 

Error: GOT HIM

 

Ink: SINCE WHEN DO U THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO CARRY A TENTACLE MONSTER ON YOUR SHOULDER

 

Error: WELL WUT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM OR THROW HIM OUT OF THIS AU, CUZ I CAN ALWAYS SEND HIM TO UNDERLUST

 

Dream: HECK NAW, SEND HIM TO ME >:(

 

Dream: please?

 

Ink: damn

 

Killer: send him to his castle

 

Ink: he lives in a fricken castle?

 

Error: he says “IM THE KING OF DEPRESSION” all the time

 

Killer: its negativity smartass

 

Error: ohh I’m sooo sorry for offending your master

 

Killer: you bitch, you offended all of us

 

orror: now that was rude

 

Dust: Nightmare is gonna be mad

 

Ink: speaking of Nightmare, what did you do to him?

 

Error: I dumped him in the Anti-void

 

Ink: your talking about the Anti-void that made you lose your mind

 

Dream: I MUST GET HIM

 

Error: its not like he's going to die

 

Dream: give him his phone

 

Error: hold on I got to do something

 

Nightmare: I have no feelings and I don’t care about anyone unless it Benefits me

 

Killer: your sick Error

 

Nightmare: and I LOVE to hide everything from everyone

 

Nightmare: I love you dreamy boy

 

Dream: love you too adopted brother XD

 

Ink: oh he’s gonna be pissed at you Error

 

Error: I know

 

Error: here’s the phone Dream

 

Dream: you didn’t have to throw it at me

 

Error: I think I did

 

Dream: why

 

Error: you need some negativity in your dumb life

 

Dream: why

 

Error: your too positive

 

Dream: IM THE GOD DAMN GURDIAN OF POSTIVITY

 

Cross: the weed is effecting him

 

Stretch: damn….. WAIT

 

Killer: ?

 

Error:………

 

Error: oh now I understand………

 

Cross: understand what

 

Error: Nightmare and Dream are connected

 

Ink: sooo

 

Error: it could be a glitch in the connection making Dream high I guess

 

Stretch: WOULD HIS AURA MAKE YOU HIGH IF HE'S HIGH

 

Red: that sounds stupid

 

Dream: aawwww nighty is singing

 

Error: sad

 

Killer: im pissed at you but I would forgive you if you do
something for me

 

Error: and that is?

 

Swapfell: kill yourself

 

Killer:………..

 

Error: ass

 

Ink: LOL

 

Dream: wwweeeeeeeee I’m flyyyyiinnngg😁

 

Killer: I thought I killed you

 

Swapfell: YOU THOUGHT WRONG

 

Killer: pretty sure I snapped ur neck

 

Swapfell: ahhh yes good times

 

Killer: whatever, Error I need you to bring Nightmare to the castle

 

Error: on it

 

Killer:……..

 

Dust:……….

 

Horror;………..

 

Dust: did anyone see a flying octopus coming 80mph straight to cross

 

Horror: that snap tho

 

Killer: im pretty sure I said to bring him here

 

Error: u weren’t specific

 

Cross: im pretty sure my spines fuck up

 

Error: its kind of amazing how all of us will now only talk though the phones

 

Cross: ur a ass

 

Error: no u

 

Ink: Error your being to violent

 

Error: time to watch undernovela

 

Ink: what

 

( Error left the chatroom)

 

Dream: OOOHHHH NNNNOOOO I LOST IT

 

Ink: fuck my life…… lost who?

 

Dream: NIGHTY

 

Ink: he’s at my house

 

Dream: IIIIIMMMM COMING

 

( Dream left the chatroom)

 

Ink: now WATCH NIGHT WHILE I WATCH DREAM OK?!

 

Killer: GOT IT

 

Stretch: I can believe I got Nightmare hooked into weed brownies

 

Blue: =_=

 

Stretch: AAAHH SHIT THE FACE OF DISAPPOINTMENT

 

Killer: LOL

 

Killer: OHHH SHIT

 

( Killer left the chatroom)

 

Dust: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

 

( Dust left the chatroom)

 

Cross: someone help

 

Horror: poor Dust

 

Red: THE FUCK HAPPENED

 

Horror: Nightmare jumped on dust

 

Cross: it hurts to laugh

 

Cross: oh……. I’m missing a rib

 

Horror: which is in Nightmare's mouth

 

Cross: ……….

 

Cross: im going to question my life now

 

( Cross left the chatroom)

 

Ink: shit >:0

 

Dream: im a fish

 

Ink: hey blue

 

Blue: yes

 

Ink: you wouldn’t t blame me if Dream drowned right

 

Blue: -_-

 

Ink: I will take that as a no? 😅

 

 

 

 

 

 

Their day only got worse from that point on

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Error: INK

 

Ink: yea

 

Error: WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER COPY OF MAFIATALE

 

Ink: cuz i like mafiatale

 

Error: THERE IS ALREADY 50 COPYS

 

Mafia: whats wrong with my AU

 

Nighmare: i end up with at least 70 bullets stuck on me for every minute i stay there

 

Mafia: well who wouldnt shoot at a tentacle monster

 

Nightmare: ...............

 

Error: why do you create so much copys?

 

Ink: why do you destroy?

 

Dream: we could always tell each other everything

 

Nightmare: wheres your hideout?

 

Dream: except that

 

Nightmare: -_-

 

Ink: fine i will go first, i create because its fun

 

Error: and i destroy because they are copys

 

Nightmare: yay problem solved

 

Dream: why dont you love me?

 

Nightmare: why do you always try to kill me?

 

Dream: i do not :o

 

Nightmare: for fuck sakes, A ARROW TO THE HEAD KILLS NORMAL MONSTERS

 

Dream: oh

 

Error: lol

 

Dream: at least i can eat right

 

Error: shut it

 

Ink: 7u7

 

Error: I FELT THAT ASSHOLE

 

Ink: wwhhaaaa i dont know what your talking about

 

Nightmare: you..... created another mafiatale.......... WHY?

 

Mafia: cuz im nice

 

Error: we all know thats not true

 

Mafia: im better then you

 

Error: haha, yea sure keep compairing yourself to A GOD

 

Ink: IM A GOD TOO

 

Nightmare: a god of mistakes

 

Ink: DEATH

 

Death: sup

 

Nightmare: oh shit

 

Ink: Nightmare wants your company

 

Death: cool

 

Nightmare: NO I DONT

 

Nightmare: ERROR DOES

 

Error: WHAT THE FUCK MAN, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IS IT TO DEAL WITH GODS?

 

NIghtmare: yea i do because i deal with one everyday

 

Error: who?

 

Nightmare: 7U7

 

Error: .........dick

 

Death: im right behind you

 

Error: who are yohzgsgabdba

 

( Error left the chat )

 

Death: hes in a better place

 

Ink: hell?

 

Death: no my house

 

( Error joined the chat )

 

Error: i rather be in hell

 

Nightmare: good bye Error

 

Error: LEAVE ME AND I'LL SHOVE MAFIA'S GUN IN UR ASS

 

Mafia: ouch

 

Nightmare: ooohhhh no my phone is running out of time

 

Error: so is ur life

 

Nightmare: Oops

 

( Nightmare left the chat )

 

Error: IM GONNA KILL HIM

 

Dream: but i will die

 

Error: GOOD

 

Ink: he did nothing to you

 

Error: he exists

 

Dream: not my fault

 

Dream: blame it on my mother

 

Error: shes a tree.....

 

Dream: and a mother of.....

 

Ink: of?

 

Dream: children

 

Error: how did she.....

 

Dream: i popped out of the air

 

Error: then how....

 

Dream: IM RELATED TO A TREE

 

Error: how did your father....

 

Dream: WHY R U ASKING ME. IM NOT THE ONE FUCKING TREES

 

Ink: how do you fuk trees

 

Dream: IDK

 

Death: ask life, maybe she would know

 

Dream: WHY

 

Error: its inks fault

 

Ink: i was drunk while i created that AU ok?!

 

Error: but why a tree

 

Ink: i was horny in a forest ok?!

 

Dream: ........

 

Dream: IM TELLING NIGHTMARE

 

Ink: cool, now i'll have two guardians pissed at me

 

Error: and a tree

 

Ink: shut it