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hell pit   

 

idiot who summoned demon : so are we gonna talk about why we still have the names soo choose for us 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : he won the bet baek you know this 

 

idiot who summoned demon : YOURE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOUR NAME ISNT THAT BAD 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : tbh your name isnt even that bad 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : yifan and luhan ge on the other hand- 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : stfu midget  

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : try me with your bullshit 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : see what i mean 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : and dont fUCKING CALL ME MIDGET WHEN MY BICEP IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU LANKY ASSHOLE 

 

idiot who summoned demon : yea but im too sweet for this horrible treatment :((((( 

 

sassy man child : bAHAHAHAH 

 

idiot who summoned demon : SHUT THE FUCK UP SEHUN 

 

idiot who summoned demon : I DON’T WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM YOU 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : anyway 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast :  dae i need my blue hoodie back 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : but hyunggggggg 

 

sassy man child : we all know im soo hyungs favorite 

 

idiot who summoned demon : it doenst MATTER if youre his favorite 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : dae im serious i need it back 

 

idiot who summoned demon : i still dont deserve this disrespect soo knows im baby :( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : okay fineee :(( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : can you come pick it up tho i want to see you now :(( 

 

sassy man child : okay hyung we all know who the real baby is but okay go off i guess 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : on my way!! 

 

sassy man child : whipped 

 

idiot who summoned demon : okay wtf minseok hyung i see you who favor >:( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : yea me :) 

 

sassy man child : literally hyung hates all of us excpet dae hyung 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : i do 

 

youre okay i guess : even me?? :(( 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : esPECIALLY you i know how much of a little shit you are 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : taozi isnt that bad hyungie 

 

youre okay i guess : GE I LOVE YOU <3 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : <3 

 

idiot who summoned demon : KAY FUCK OFF HES MY BEST FRIEND 

 

youre okay i guess : HE LOVES ME MORE 

 

awkward dad jokes : who left the burritos from last night in the microwave 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : i think han did 

 

awkward dad jokes : i told hIM NOT TOO EAT THAT MUCH IF HE WAS SLEEPY 

 

idiot who summoned demon : ohhhh hyungs in troubleee  

 

idiot who summoned demon : anyways jongin woke up and wants to cuddle byee 

 

youre okay i guess : help sehun is being annoying he wants me to tell yifan to come over so han ge can come over too 

 

sassy man child : IF I WANTED THEM TO KNOW I WOULD HAVE TOLD THEM TAO 

 

youre okay i guess : oops teheh 

 

sassy man child : YOUR BEST FRIEDN RIGHTS ARE REVOKED THEY ALL BELONG TO NINI NOW 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : JUNMYEON WHAT THE ACTAUL FUCK WAS THAT 

 

youre okay i guess : what??? what happened??? 

 

sassy man child : DONT IGNORE ME 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : IDFK BUT I WAS JUST STARING AT MY PHONE AND THEN I HEARD A BIGASS THUMP AND LUHAN SCREECHING ON THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : luhan ge is DEAD dead ahaha 

 

angel uwu : Good morning!! 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : BABY HI 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : how was your nap uwu 

 

angel uwu : It was great!! Thxs for the milk btw hyung <33 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : youre welcome nini <3 

 

sassy man child : okay wtf jongin and tao get hearts and i dont?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : <33 

 

sassy man child : uwu <3 

 

angel uwu Baek hyung said to stop being so disgusting tehehe  

 

angel uwu I think hes just jealous 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : he is nini ignore him 

 

angel uwu : Run dae hyung!!! 

 

dumbass that helped : why is baek in my room beating up dae with a pillow and screaming at the top of his lungs 

 

dumbass that helped : i need to fucKING SLEEP 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : LUHANS SCREEXHIMG STOPPED I THINK JUN KILLED HIM  

 

sassy man child : HYUNG YOU CANT KILL MY BOYFRIEND 

 

awkward dad jokes : im not sehunnie 

 

awkward dad jokes : i just gave him a taste of what death could taste like if he does dumb stuff like that again 

 

angel uwu Wait why is minseokie hyung here?? 

 

angel uwu Uh oh 

 

dumbass that helped : OMG MIN HYUNG JUST SUPLEXED BAKEHYUN OFF OF DAE HAHSDHUHKA 

 

dumbass that helped : I CANT BREATH BAEK FLEWW AHASJKDJS 

 

dumbass that helped : KJFPEDJPFLEPDA 

 

sassy man child : IS THAT WHAT THAT SOUND WAS AHHAHA 

 

youre okay i guess : so sehun is now crying from laughter 

 

youre okay i guess : heS STILL ON THE FLOOR  

 

awkward dad jokes : see this is why you should listen to us 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : SO WE DON’T GET FUCKING KILLED  

 

awkward dad jokes : yes 

 

literally stfu : junmyeon is fucking CANCELLED 

 

sassy man child : hi babe 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : oh thank god I thought you were actually dead 

 

literally stfu : HE TOOK AWAY MY WOLF PLUSHIE 

 

awkward dad jokes : ILL GIVE IT BACK WHEN YOU LISTEN TO ME  

 

literally stfu : FUCK YOU 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : have I ever mentioned how much i love minseok hyung?? 

 

idiot who summoned demon : go to hell asshole 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : tehehe 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : i love you too dae 

 

literally stfu : and your best firend?? 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : han come on you know i love you <3 

 

idiot who summoned demon : THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR BEST FRIEND 

 

sassy man child : TAKE FUCKING NOTES TAO 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : do yall hear something? 

 

youre okay i guess : nope 

 

dumbass that helped : so are we gonna ignore that sehun was using tao for dick 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : he was what 

 

literally stfu : nothing yifan he just wants me uwu 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : EWUGH 

 

idiot who summoned demon : fucking nasty as SHIT 

 

youre okay i guess : YOU CANT USE UWU WHEN YOURE SAYING NAASTY SHIT GE 

 

sassy man child : i mean hes not wrong tho 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : IM GONNA BLOCK YOU 

 

angel uwu : Dont know if I should bleach my eyes  

 

angel uwu : Nvm im def bleaching my eyes 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : i got my sweater backkk 

 

sassy man child : youre leaving already? 

 

sassy man child : hyung?? 

 

dumbass that helped : yea hes kindof preoccupied uwu 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : wym 

 

idiot who summoned demon : THIS SHIT IS D I S G U S T I N G 

 

idiot who summoned demon : WHAT AM I WITNESSING 

 

literally stfu : ??? 

 

angel uwu AWWWWWAHUDLUGA UUWUWUWUUWWUWUW 

 

sassy man child : THE PDA IS EWWW WTF 

 

angel uwu : SHUSH YOURE JUST JEALOUS YOU LONELY 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : whats going on im ??? 

 

dumbass that helped : UMMMM SO MIN HYUNG WAS GONNA LEAVE BUT THEN JONGDAE STARTED WHINING AND WE ALL KNOW THAT MIN HYUNG EATS THAT SHIT U P 

 

dumbass that helped : AND DAE WAS LIKE no hyung you cant leave i need cuddles :(( AND THE WAY HYUNG JUMPED IN BED UAHDHUDHUWU 

 

awkward dad jokes : AWW  

 

awkward dad jokes : wheres xing now i want cuddles :(( 

 

fucking backed 25/8  : iM HERE BABY 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : you guys are still doing that platonic fuckbuddies shit 

 

fucking backed 25/8  : go choke on taos 3 inch dick 

 

idiot who summoned demon : HAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHHAHHHAHA 

 

idiot who summoned demon : IM S C R E A M I N G 

 

sassy man child : he really is  

 

youre okay i guess : oKAY I SEE HOW IT IS GE 

 

demon uprising : so min hyung isnt joining us for breakfast 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : nope ^.^ 

 

 

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stupid shit that suggested it : hey soo can me and nini drop by 

 

demon uprising : yeah 

 

demon uprising : why whats wrong?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : nini messed up on one his dances and hes beating himself over it :(( 

 

idiot who summoned demon : can i come over too 

 

demon uprising : no 

 

idiot who summoned demon : SO YOU AGREE TO LET DAE COME OVER AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE REASON YET 

 

idiot who summoned demon : THIS IS RACISIM  

 

awkward dad jokes : we’re all ignoring that 

 

awkward dad jokes : anyway 

 

awkward dad jokes : do you want the fluffly blanket ready?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : yes please :( 

 

sassy man child : NINI BABY ME AND TAO ARE COMING 

 

sassy man child : GONNA MAKE THE BIGGEST FORT CASTLE 

 

dumbass that helped : dae do you have the notes for our composing project?? 

 

dumbass that helped : i think i lost mine again and im stuck on what beats to layer 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : i think so but i don’t think im gonna be home any time soon 

 

dumbass that helped : oh okay :( 

 

demon uprising : when is it due 

 

dumbass that helped : in a week i think  

 

demon uprising : you can come over ONLY if your promise to do your project 

 

dumbass that helped : OKAY :D 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : YIFAN WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : dont ask me ask your roommate 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : lu?  

 

literally stfu : i fucking hate yifan 

 

literally stfu : DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT DONT TELL MINSEOK MEANS 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : I DON’T WANNA GET ACCUSED OF SHIT I DIDN’T DO 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : what the fuck happened to my toothbrush 

 

literally stfu : i hope yOU DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH YIFAN 

 

literally stfu : YOU COULNDT EVEN WAIT UNTIL WE BOUGHT MIN A NEW ONE 

 

sassy man child : lets just say one thing led to another and your toothbrush ended up in the toilet 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : WERE YOU MAKING OUT IN MY BATHROOM 

 

sassy man child : thats beside the point 

 

youre okay i guess : we’re at the store buying you a new toothbrush since hunnies memory is SHIT and forgot what your toothbrush looks like 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : youre both fucking dead when you come home 

 

literally stfu : then im not coming home >:( 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : then im burning your stupid wolf plushie 

 

literally stfu : DON’T TOUCH HUNNIE BEAR 

 

youre okay i guess : OKAY EWWW HUNNIE BEAR 

 

youre  okay i guess : its okay we gonna drop your new toothbrush off and get out of your hair 

 

awkward dad jokes : you might as well stay for dinner since the rest of you are coming 

 

sassy man child : YAY 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : YOURE NOT GETTING SHIT 

 

sassy man child : HYUNG D: 

 

fucking backed 25/8 : since your at the store get baby carrots!! 

 

fucking backed 25/8 : myeonnie likes to eat them when hes stressed! 

 

youre okay i guess : okayyyyy 

 

 

 

Private chat with twin dad joke enthusiast   

 

 

 

awkward dad jokes : minnie :((( 

 

awkward dad jokes : hes so :(((( 

 

twin dad joke enthusiast : i know jun i know 

 

hell pit  

 

idiot who summoned demon : am I the only one not invited :(( 

 

demon uprising : of course youre invited dumbass 

 

demon uprising : get your bony ass over here 

 

idiot who summoned demon : :D 

 

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Private chat with  idiot who summoned demon  

 

stupid shit that suggested it : baekk 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : baekhyun 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : BAEKHYUN 

 

idiot who summoned demon : ye 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : i feel sad again 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : like i know thats his best friend and i shouldn’t be but :(( 

 

idiot who summoned demon : wow wait dae what are talking about 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : baek are you dumb 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : its minseok 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : baek? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : BAEK WTF YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME ON READ 

 

stupid shit that suggested it :  what the actaul FUCK dude 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : okay then whatever 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : it doenst matter anyway 

 

 

 

Private chat with dumbass that helped   

 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : hey yeol 

 

dumbass that helped : heyy dae 

 

dumbass that helped : whats wrong 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : what nothing why 

 

dumbass that helped : uh because you only call me yeol when your upset?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : hm 

 

dumbass that helped : daedae 

 

dumbass that helped : you do know you can tell me anything right??? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : yea i just  

 

stupid shit that suggested it :  what if i told i like someone 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : like LIKE like someone  

 

dumbass that helped : do i know that someone?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : what? 

 

dumbass that helped : do I know them you know  

 

dumbass that helped : like is it someone we talk too 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : maybe? 

 

dumbass that helped : oh okay 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : wait that’s it 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : just okay??? 

 

dumbass that helped : well what else do you want me to say?? 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : IDK I JUST KIND OF EXPECTED YOU TO FREAK OUT 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : WAIT 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : IS IT THAT OBVIOUS 

 

dumbass that helped : what you liking somebody??? 

 

dumbass that helped : no??? i mean i didn’t know until now 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : i love you chan but you can be a bit slow sometimes  

 

dumbass that helped : what’s this??? you dont need my help??? 

 

dumbass that helped : lol okay byee 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : CHANNIE :((((( 

 

 

 

hell pit  

 

 

youre okay i guess : i’m telling you it’s not that bad 

 

awkward dad jokes : I DON’T WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU 

 

youre okay i guess : is it because i’m dating your ex??? 

 

awkward dad jokes : tao baby iTS EXACTLY BECAUSE YOUR DATING MY EX 

 

awkward dad jokes : I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT POSITION IS YIFANS FAVORITE 

 

youre okay i guess : BUT HYUNNNGGGGG :(((( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : im gonna ignore that 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : soo my third best friend :((((( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : where are you when i need you :(((( 

 

demon uprising : is this about him again??? 

 

demon uprising : just go suck his dick and get this over with 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : STFU 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : GOD I NEED NEW BEST FRIENDS MINE SUCK ASS 

 

awkward dad jokes : what’s wrong jongdae  

 

stupid shit that suggested it : myeonie :((( 

 

dumbass that helped : IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE DAE 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : NO YOU WERE BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT I DNT WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE 

 

dumbass that helped : daedae come on :((((( 

 

dumbass that helped : please :( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : FINE  

 

stupid shit that suggested it : are you home  

 

dumbass that helped :  yea  

 

dumbass that helped : i’m ready for feeling better cuddles 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : :(((( i love channie 

 

dumbass that helped : i love you too now come home 

 

demon uprising : im coming too 

 

dumbass that helped : WHAT no this is between me and dae 

 

demon uprising : wtf did you say to me 

 

dumbass that helped : cant wait to see you ^_^ 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : hurry up soo i wanna see you too <3 

 

demon uprising :  <3 

 

awkward dad jokes : IM BRINGING STRESS WAFFLES 

 

youre  okay i guess : IM FOLLOWING FOR FREE WAFFLES 

 

youre  okay i guess : and for jongdae ge uwu 

 

youre  okay i guess : BUT MOSTLY FOR WAFFLES 

 

 

 

Barging into Jongdae and Chanyeol’s shared room, Tao throws his backpack to the wall shoving everyone out of the way until he’s practically koalaing Jongdae.  

 

The latter sniffs and all of them coo, snuggling closer as Kyungsoo lowers the T.V volume.  

 

It’s quiet for a little bit before Jongdae peeks out from Tao’s chest, pouting.  

 

“I have to tell Channie, don’t I?” He says, quietly. 

 

Junmyeon runs his hands through Jongdae’s messy brown locks and chuckles, “Unless you want him to be confused for the whole time, then yes, Dae. You’re going to have to tell him.” 

 

He whines at that, burying himself into the youngest boy’s chest, shaking his head as his ears color.  

 

“Um, about that,” Chanyeol says, cautiously, scratching his neck and not making eye contact, “I kind of went through Baekhyunnie’s phone?” 

 

That catches the attention of Jongdae, eyebrows furrowing as he lunges for Chanyeol, only to be held back by a whiny Tao and an exasperated Junmyeon. Kyungsoo sighs for a painfully long time before he looks at the other, “What do you mean?” 

 

“This asshole pretended to be Baekhyun ! And me, being the complete idiot I am, told him about Minseok-hyung on accident!” Jongdae exclaims, loudly, trying to push Tao’s hold off of him , “And I was pissed at Baekhyun for no reason! Ugh, you made me look like an ass!” 

 

“I just wanted to mess with you!” Chanyeol wails, using his arms to shield himself from the empty bowl Jongdae throws his way.  

 

Junmyeon stops both of them, sitting between them and telling them to behave, “What happened, happened, okay? There’s no need in getting upset.” 

 

Tao snickers at this, hiding diligently behind Jongdae and using him as a shield, “That’s not what you were saying about Lu-ge and his burrito.” 

 

Both Tao and Jongdae yelp when Junmyeon reaches over to them, a murderous look in his eyes.  

 

Kyungsoo clears his throat and glares at Chanyeol when he rests his head on Kyungsoo’s leg, before rolling his eyes and petting his hair.  

 

Anyways,” he starts, “Minseok-hyung.” 

 

Jongdae groans and hides his head in his hands. Chanyeol speaks up, eyes closed in bliss, “How long has this been going on?” 

 

“Since-, what? The last year of high school?” Junmyeon replies, looking over to Jongdae for conformation.  

 

“What?!” Chanyeol yells, whining when he bumps his head into Kyungsoo’s elbow from getting up so abruptly, “That was like three years ago!” 

 

Jongdae sighs miserably, rumbling the palms of his hands into his closed eyes, “I know, okay? I just-, do we have to have this talk, I don’t wanna talk about it anymore!” 

 

Shushing Jongdae, Tao snuggles closer, taking one of the blankets and wrapping Jongdae and him up, “It’s okay, Ge. We all know feelings suck, it’s fine.” 

 

“But I don’t know why though!” He exclaims, distraught, “Minseokie-hyung and Han-ge have been best friends literally longer than I’ve lived, so I don’t fucking know why I’m so damn emotional when I see them hang out!” 

 

Unshed tears glisten when Jongdae opens his eyes in frustration, voice cracking as Junmyeon holds his hand, “It fucking sucks and I feel like an asshole, and I just want to tell him, but I can’t because I’m too scaredand - ” 

 

He tries to take a deep breath but a sob wrecks through him instead, making all of them press closer to Jongdae, shushing and giving him reassurance as he tries to catch his breath. Both Chanyeol and Tao sniffle when Jongdae starts crying, ripping out of him when Kyungsoo gets up and cups his face, voice stern but soft, “Jongdae, Jongdae, look at me. Look it sucks and you want it over, but nothing is going to feel better if you keep hurting yourself like this.” 

 

Jongdae already knows what he’s going to say, shaking his head as Junmyeon pets his hair, “You have to tell him, it’s the only way you’ll stop hurting so badly.” 

 

“But what if he doesn’t feel the same,” he wails, “what if he’s so uncomfortable that he cuts me off, Soo. I can’t lose him, I can’t - ” 

 

“And you won’t,” he says, quietly, “ Minseok-hyung isn’t like that. If he was, he would have cut ties with me a long time ago.” 

 

Tao and Junmyeon look at him with a mixture of shock and confusion, but Jongdae nods along, Chanyeol putting his hand on his shoulder for support.  

 

“None of us would sacrifice a friendship just because one of us has a crush on the other,” Chanyeol says, quietly.  

 

It’s quiet for a couple of minutes as Jongdae sniffles and wipes his eyes, Tao making them move from the bed onto the floor so their more comfortable. Jongdae stays with his back to Tao’s chest, the youngest’s limb still wrapped around him. Kyungsoo leans against the youngest’s right shoulder while Chanyeol lays his head on Jongdae’s thighs, his legs curled up on Junmyeon.  

 

Loud footsteps break the silence, Jongdae looking around in fear when his and Chanyeol’s shared room bursts open, revealing a bug-eyed, heavily panting Baekhyun. Closely behind, Sehun and Jongin are also out of breath as they push Baekhyun further in the room.  

 

The oldest of the three throws his backpack and textbook when he makes eye contact with Jongdae, cooing when Jongdae sniffles. 

 

He sits on his knees next to Junmyeon and leans forward to cup Jongdae’s face, eyes fond and understanding as he speaks softly, “Is my Dae having another bad day? Hm? Do you want hot coco; we’re making you hot coco. Sehun, go make some for us, thanks.” 

 

Sehun is already gone when Baekhyun finishes, Jongin coming back with his laptop and Bluetooth speakers. He’s just about finished hooking up his laptop to the T.V when Sehun comes back with hot chocolate, a couple bags of popcorn, and what seems to be their whole candy stash.  

 

Junmyeon pulls out his phone and dials Luhan as they make room for the others, Jongin curling up next to Kyungsoo while Sehun lays next to Chanyeol, his long legs sprawled over Kyungsoo and Jongin.  

 

Waiting for the other to pick up, Junmyeon stands from where he’s sitting and starts to get other blankets and pillows littered around the shared dorm. He comes back to see Baekhyun occupying his spot, except he’s huddled even closer to Jongdae than Junmyeon was.  

 

Jun? 

 

“Luhan, hey,” Junmyeon starts as he puts the phone between his shoulder and ear, “where are you guys at?” 

 

Um, Seok and I just met up with Yifan; we’re on our way home,”  the older states, and Junmyeon can hear Minseok and Yifan bickering in the back.  

 

“About that, we kind of need Minseok away from both dorms.” 

 

What , why?”  

 

Shoving one of Chanyeol’s leg away, Junmyeon settles next to Baekhyun, stealing a glance at Jongdae who’s listening with eyes cast downwards to what Chanyeol and Baekhyun are quietly saying, one of his hands occupied with Kyungsoo’s.  

 

“Yeah, most of us are at the kid’s dorm. Jongdae is having one of those days, again.” 

 

Shit, really?  Damn, okay, I can do that. What time do you want us to drop by?”  

 

Minseok says something in the back directed at Luhan, to which he promptly shushes him.  

 

“Just warn us when you do, okay?” 

 

Yeah, okay. Take care of him, and call Xing, I think he’s at the dorm still.”  

 

Got it.” 

 

He hangs up with that, hesitating before typing a quick, ‘code yellow ’ to Yixing. He’s not really ready to call him yet, especially after last time.  

 

When Junmyeon puts his phone away, they’ve all quieted down, Pocahontas playing on the T.V as Tao whispers something to Jongin and Sehun, probably filling them in because Jongin looks like he’s about to cry.  

 

They settle in and are about halfway through the movie when Jongdae speaks up, Kyungsoo pausing it as he quietly encourages him.  

 

“I think I’m gonna tell him,” Jongdae reveals, quietly, fidgeting with the blanket.  

 

None of them say anything, knowing that Jongdae coming to his own decision is enough. Sehun whines for Kyungsoo to unpause the movie before he actually does, Jongdae giggling quietly when Baekhyun and Tao mock him.  

 

They all watch and talk quietly until they finish the first movie, popping the sequel and resuming in silence. Jongdae talks idly about Minseok and the habits he finds adorable as the rest coo at him, making him flush incredibly.  

 

Junmyeon had told Luhan to warn them when Minseok was going to come over, so when they hear the front door slam open, they all tense. Jongin calls out cautiously, stating that they’re in Chanyeol’s and Jongdae’s shared room.  

 

However, that doesn’t stop Yixing from bursting in the room and looking frantically around until his eyes land on Jongdae. Taking one look, he walks over to him and grabs his face, muttering something in Chinese and not letting go until Jongdae replies back meekly.  

 

Satisfied, Yixing strolls over to sit on Chanyeol’s bed, laying near the edge and posturing so he’s near Junmyeon and can watch T.V.  

 

It stays like that until they stop watching the movie in general, long forgotten as they talk about their day, bickering and playfully fighting with each other. Some of them are more tired than most, because within the next two hours; Jongin, Sehun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Yixing, and Tao are all asleep.  

 

Junmyeon is nodding off when his phone rings, Kyungsoo sparing him and answering the phone for him.  

 

“Hello?” 

 

We’re outside  the theater -, Min, hey, calm down! Yifan, stop standing there and fucking help, you-!"  Luhan gets cut off with some of Yifan’s annoyed grunting before he continues, “Anyways, um-, is it okay to come in now, because I can not hold Seok back anymore.”  

 

Kyungsoo looks to see Jongdae smiling softly, humming quietly as Tao mumbles in his sleep. He smiles at them, giggling when Jongin tries to cuddle closer to Sehun, “Yeah, it’s fine. Just be quiet, I’ve had enough of doors slamming open.” 

 

There’s some shuffling on the other end, and then he hears Minseok screaming, having to pull the phone away.  

 

Junmyeon flinches at the movement, drowsiness evident as he rubs his eye before getting up and joining Yixing on the bed, the latter making room on the bed when Junmyeon curls up next to him.  

 

Okay, yeah, Min, he’s fine! Calm the fuck down, seriously!”  

 

Kyungsoo stifles a laugh as he ruffles Jongin’s hair, “What’s wrong?” 

 

Luhan huffs, voice picking up as he hears a door slams shut through the phone, “Yifan, the fucking idiot, decided  to check the group chat when we were getting snacks, with Min right next to him. He tried to close it but Min got suspicious and read it on his own phone. ” 

 

Yifan yells something in the back, making Luhan curse at him in Chinese, continuing, “Anyways, Min being the president of the Protect Jongdae Club, freaked. And now, we’re speeding down the highway at 80, so we’re gonna be there in like, ten minutes.”  

 

“Yeah, that’s fine. Just make sure to calm Hyung before you do.” 

 

Luhan grunts before they say their goodbyes, Kyungsoo sighing as he puts the phone down next to him.  

 

“Is it that bad?” Jongdae whispers, huffing when Baekhyun drools over his pants.   

 

Shaking his head, Kyungsoo chuckles at the others disgust, “Nah, Hyung just got like, murderous worried, it’s nothing. It’s not like his favorite dongsaeng was visibly upset in the group.” 

 

Jongdae flushes, rolling his eyes as he smiles brightly, unable to hide the fact that he liked that his hyung was making a big deal just for him. Kyungsoo watches him and sighs, wondering on how the other doesn’t see Minseok’s attraction to him.  

 

But then again, it’s not like Minseok saw how Jongdae looks at him. Idiots, Kyungsoo thinks as he gets comfortable next to Tao and closes his eyes, complete idiots .  

 

Pocahontas 3 is playing when Jongdae hears loud whispers and shushing, thumps of shoes being hastily pulled off signaling at the other three have arrived. Bracing himself, Jongdae tries to take deep breaths to calm his heart. He looks over to say something to Kyungsoo, like how he’s not ready, not yet. Not ready to see his Minseok, scared and worried.  

 

The younger, however, is in a deep sleep, making Jongdae curse him out in his head. Of course, they had to leave him suffering like that.  

 

He hears Yifan’s rushed whispering before the door is being opened quietly, a cautious Minseok opening the door fully before bypassing the others’ things.  

 

There’s a furrow in his eyebrows and his lips are pulled into a frown, looking at the others surrounding Jongdae. The latter giggles quietly when Minseok lets out an exasperated sigh, the older putting his hands on his hips.  

 

“The amount of trouble you’ve caused me, Kim Jongdae,” Minseok says, shaking his head.  

 

Jongdae’s face hurts from smiling so hard, and he can’t help how his laughter just spills out of him. Minseok chuckles with him, looking at the kids on his lap; Chanyeol huddled next to Baekhyun as his arm is thrown over Sehun who’s cuddled next to Jongin.  

 

Yifan and Luhan walk in, looking over cautiously at Minseok. They both sigh in relief when they see the smile on his face, mirrored by Jongdae. Luhan coos when he sees his boyfriend, cupping his cheek before saying something about taking his bed and leaving.  

 

The giant looks to see Tao hanging off of Jongdae and he visibly softens, smiling as he bypasses the others and helps Jongdae out of their hold. They all stir when Jongdae stumbles away, not used to using his legs as they’ve been occupied by five fully grown people during the past four hours.  

 

Minseok is by his side helping him up as Yifan picks his boyfriend up, bridal style. Tao mumbles, snuggling into his chest before they leave as well.  

 

Jongdae looks at the others on the floor and puts pillows under their heads.  

 

“Are you okay?” Minseok says, standing so close that Jongdae’s shoulder bumps into his chest.  

 

“Yeah, I’m fine now.” 

 

“Do you,” he hesitates, trying to get Jongdae to look at him, “do you want to talk about it?” 

 

Shaking his head, Jongdae smiles at the others, silently thanking them for helping him get through whatever he was going through, “Tomorrow, Hyung. I’ll tell you everything tomorrow.” 

 

Confused, Minseok nods before taking his hand, guiding both of them to Jongdae’s bed. He lays down and pats the spot next to him, Jongdae slipping in cautiously before sighing contently when Minseok wraps his hands around him.  

 

Dainty fingers thread though his hair as he listens to the older’s heartbeat, smiling as he buries his head into Minseok’s neck, his breath evening out with Minseok’s cologne surrounding him.  

 

He’ll tell him tomorrow; everything.  

 

 

 

 

hell pit  

 

 

 

idiot who summoned demon : nobody got shit on minnie and dae 

 

idiot who summoned demon : like haVE YOU SEEN THEM THYRE FUCKING C U D D L I N G JSKSMSOSN 

 

idiot who summoned demon : LIKE WTF I WANT A BOYFRIEND 

 

youre okay i guess : AWWWGWHHWHHWASHSJS 

 

youre okay i guess : UWUWUWUWUWUW 

 

youre okay i guess : me and yifan could never  

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : okay wtf were cute too 

 

idiot who summoned demon :  definitely NOT as cute as them just sayin 

 

youre  okay i guess : ^! 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : THATS NOT WHAY YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NEXT TO YOU 

 

youre okay i guess : teheheheh 

 

demon uprising : can you guys stfu youre making baekhyun laugh  

 

dumbass that helped : good morning !! 

 

idiot who summoned demon : be blessed you can hear my laugh this early  

 

dumbass that helped : SOO OW WTF 

 

idiot who summoned demon : HAHAHA YOU MISSED 

 

literally stfu what the fuck was that sound 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : kyungsoo just threw sehunnies backpack at baek but hit channie instead 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : i think his books were still in there 

 

demon uprising : anyways  

 

demon uprising : hyung what are you making for breakfast 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : pancakes eggs and ramen 

 

dumbass that helped : please tel me your not making breakfast  

 

youre okay i guess : nah lu ge is hes just too busy to text 

 

youre okay i guess : soo hyung ge wants your help!! 

 

demon uprising : cant nini sleeping on me 

 

idiot who summoned demon : more like youre too busy watching him sleep 

 

dumbass that helped : SOO STOP THROWING THINGS PLEASEE 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : ge can you make kimchi please jun wants some 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : he can come make it himself 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : jun said he’s burning your sextape 

 

dumbass that helped : his WHAT 

 

idiot who summoned demon : A SEXUALRLEKSKSJSJSIUSIIS 

 

idiot who summoned demon : HELM I CNAT BRWAHT 

 

idiot who summoned demon : JDISKSKAJSOO 

 

dumbass that helped :  I DINT KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR PUKE 

 

demon uprising : definitely both 

 

youre okay i guess : YOU SAID YOU DELETED IT  

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : I DID 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : HE SAID ITS ON A FLAHS HDRIVE NAMED STUFF TO DO SKSKSKAKAKAK 

 

idiot who summoned demon : I MEED HELP I CANR BREAHR FR 

 

idiot who summoned demon : IM D Y I N G 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : IF I DIDN’T HAVE TO WATCH THESE NOODLES I WOULD COME BEAT YOUR ASS 

 

dumbass that helped : 'like you did with tao?' IM SCRWAMIFN 

 

dumbass that helped : WHATR THE FUXK HYUNG    

 

demon uprising : they’re not the quietest  

 

demon uprising : and for some stupidass reason they don’t know how to LOCK DOORS 

 

youre okay i guess : IT WAS ONE TIME OKAY 

 

demon uprising : IT WAS THREE 

 

demon uprising : FUCKING  

 

demon uprising : TIMES 

 

dumbass that helped : WHY DON’T YOU KNOCK SOO 

 

youre okay i guess : SEE HYUNG GETS IT 

 

demon uprising : WELL SORRY IF I ASSUME THEIR NOT FUCKING WHEN ITS 2 IN THE AFTERNOON 

 

demon  uprising : I KNOW ITS SUCH A G R E A T TIME TO FUCK 

 

idiot who summoned demon : hey having sex during the day is fantastic youre just jealous you dont get some  

 

literally stfu : can baekhyun stop fucking sCREAMING 

 

idiot who summoned demon : SOO KEEPS TRYING TO HURT ME 

 

demon  uprising : i would kick your ass but youre not near me 

 

demon  uprising : so throwing things is the only way to get my point across 

 

dumbass that helped : nini woke up and soo’s scowl disappeared so quickly holy shit  

 

dumbass that helped : but i know for a fact that he treats sehunnie better sooo 

 

idiot who summoned demon :not even nini is safe from kyungies rage 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : i think soo actually knocked baek out  

 

fucking baked 25/8 : like i don’t think he’s breathing  

 

demon uprising : good 

 

angel uwu : Morning 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : what no explanations 

 

angel uwu : What 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : exclamations** 

 

angel uwu : Ah no I’m too tired ,’( 

 

dumbass that helped : IS THAT A SLEEPY FACE AWW NINI UWUWUWUWUWU 

 

angel uwu Where’s taozi and sehunnie?? 

 

youre okay i guess : i think sehun is still asleep  

 

youre okay i guess : tehehe hi nini <33 

 

angel uwu Hi uwu <33 

 

literally stfu : sehuns been taking a shit for like 20 min 

 

sassy man child : yeet 

 

demon uprising : wtf sehun that’s nasty 

 

sassy man child : yea and watching your boyfriend isn’t  

 

sassy man child : anyways  

 

idiot who summoned demon : literally sehun isn’t scared of SHIT wtf  

 

dumbass that helped : if we did that OPE- 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : wait wtf how did baekhyun scream and not wake up seok 

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : i’m speaking from experience when i say that one should NEVER interrupt his sleep 

 

fucking baked 25/8 : it’s because daedae shushed him in his own sleepy daze  

 

fucking baked 25/8 : it was so fucking cute seok MELTED 

 

sassy man child : okay eW 

 

idiot who summoned demon : STFU THEYRE ADORABLE 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : hello!!! <_> 

 

idiot who summoned demon : DAEDAE BABY UWU 

 

dumbass that helped : dae I wanna cuddle but minnie is scary :(((( 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : is okay just be quiet 

 

youre okay i guess : only dae ge can quiet the beast 

 

idiot who summoned demon : honestly id be worried if it wasnt so fucKING CUTE 

 

stupid shit that suggested it : thank you thank you uwu 

 

literally stfu : foods ready heathens  

 

sassy man child : WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SOUND LIKE A PACK OF BUFFALOS IM SCARED  

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : food  

 

sassy man child : ohhh teheheheh  

 

bitch that should keep his mouth shut : OF COURSE YOUD COME OUT WHEN THERES FOOD 

 

 

 

Laughter and yelling can be heard from the living room, making him smile at the commotion. Minseok scrunches his nose and Jongdae almost coos, instead reaching to up and plays with hair, keeping his voice low, “You need to get up so we can go eat.” 

 

“Are you hungry?” The older replies instead, voice lowered and gravely, making Jongdae gulp.  

 

“Not really.” 

 

“Then let me hold you some more,” he grumbles, tightening his hold on the younger, “I didn’t give you any ‘feeling better’ cuddles yesterday.” 

 

Jondgae’s face heats up at the words, smiling shyly as he ducks his head into Minseok’s neck again. He opens his eyes and plays with the fabric on Minseok’s shirt, suddenly feeling nervous. He did tell them that he was going to tell Minsoek about his feelings, and if he doesn't, one of them is bound to slip and tell him. 

 

And by one of the them, it’ll probably be Chanyeol. 

 

Here goes nothing, Jongdae thinks. 

 

“Hey, Hyung.” 

 

“Hm,” the older replies, moving his hands idly along Jongdae’s back. 

 

Sighing, Jongdae shuts his eyes, hoping that Minseok can't hear how loud his heart is beating, “I like you.” 

 

There, he thinks, exhaling, I said it.  

 

The older doesn’t say anything for a while, Jongdae holding his breath as he tightens his hold on the elder’s shirt. He doesn’t know what to expect, but when he hears giggles coming from him, Jongdae’s mind halts. 

 

“I like you too, Jongdae,” the older says fondly, pulling Jongdae out and looking at him happily. 

 

His eyebrows furrow; no, that’s not what he meant.  

 

“No, Hyung,” he says while getting up, the older’s face turning confused as Jongdae looms over him, “I-, I like you. Like a lot. Like, the type of like where I want to cuddle with you and kiss you whenever I want, where I can sit in your lap and call myself yours and vice versa. That type of like.” 

  

Minseok blinks, obviously stunned, but Jongdae continues rambling, face getting hotter and hotter, “I like it when you say your dumb jokes, even when I don’t laugh. And you’re so dorky and cute when you think it’s funnier than it really is, even when it’s really not. I like when you laugh and when your gummy smile shows, I like how we’re the same size but you’re just, bigger than me, even after I started working out.” 

 

He takes a deep breath, resting his forehead on the other’s chest, closing his eyes when he feels the thunderous third of his heart, “I just really like you, everything about you.” 

 

Minseok eyes widen, mouth falling open as a wild blush appears in his face. Jongdae feels a burden remove from his chest, because it’s finally out there now; all he has to do is wait. Not letting the older reply though, he opts to get up and straighten his clothes, turning back to Minseok with a bright smile, eyes wrinkling, “Hurry and wake up before the others eat everything, Hyung.” 

 

With that, he strolls out of the room and closes the door behind him, inhaling the scent of fresh food as he walks over to where the others are. They got rid of tables when they noticed that eating on the floor is way easier to clean when there’s a sheet spread on the floor, more room that way.   

 

Luhan is sitting next to an annoyed Chanyeol, who’s yelling at Sehun to stop hogging all the chopsticks. The chopsticks are then thrown at Yifan, the giant catching them and stuffing his face with ramen as Jongin sleepily eats a breadstick, Yixing carefully wiping the bread crumbs off his face.   

 

Kyungsoo is fighting off Baekhyun as the pancakes are right between them, the two not noticing Tao stealing them and feeding both to himself and Junmyeon.   

 

Jongdae plops himself between Junmyeon and Sehun, making sure to leave some room for Minseok when he decides to join them.  

 

“Jongdae,” Baekhyun yells, “pass me the rest of the breadsticks before Jongin eat all of them like last time!” 

 

Noo,” Jongin whines, pouting and using his sleepy eyes as an advantage as he turns to Jongdae, “Hyung, please.” 

 

Jongdae huffs a laugh as he leaves the breadsticks with Jongin, grabbing two and giving them to an overjoyed Baekhyun. Yifan holds up his chopsticks and puts them near Jongdae’s mouth, to which he happily accepts as Luhan speaks up after shoving Chanyeol away, “Hey, Dae, where’s Min?” 

 

He swallows his bite and makes over to grab the plate of pancakes Kyungsoo hands him, thanking him quietly, “He’s probably gonna be stuck in there for a while.” 

 

They all look at him in confusion before Yixing chokes, looking up at him with wide eyes as he tries to speak with his mouth full. He chokes again, Luhan giving him a water bottle as he rolls his eyes. The younger drinks it like a starved man before staring at Jongdae, bug-eyed. 

 

“You told him,” he accuses, voice loud enough to get the other’s attention back,” You. Told. Him!” 

 

Feeling a blush creep on his face, he nods, quietly stuffing his face with pancakes to avoid more accusations and questions.  

 

However, that doesn’t stop them from bursting into screams and yells, all of them ganging up on him. Baekhyun is shoving Sehun away from him, Kyungsoo staring at him with patient, wide eyes. Junmyeon quiets them, and Jongdae’s going to thank before he sees that the elder is also waiting to hear his answer.  

 

He looks around before sighing miserably, his face impossibly hot, “I just told him, okay. That’s it.” 

 

“Bullshit,” Sehun says, crooning one of his eyebrows as he points a half-eaten breadstick at him, “Three years of build up, and you ‘just tell him’. My ass.” 

 

“I’m serious!” 

 

“Okay, okay, as Min’s best friend, you have to tell me everything right now, in front of everybody,” Luhan exclaims, crossing his arms for added effect.  

 

Yifan rolls his eyes and throws a tissue at the older, smirking when the other yells disgust, “You don’t have to tell if you don’t want too. But, you either tell us now or later, it’s up to you.” 

 

Jongdae pouts, looking around to try and find one person who will help him get out this mess. Usually, that person is Minseok, but he still isn’t here.  

 

Actually, if he was here, Jongdae would dig up a hole and bury himself alive; so he’s thankful that the elder isn’t.  

 

“Fine! Okay, it just-, I-,” he starts, flipping off Baekhyun when he coos before taking a deep breath and trying to make himself smaller, “He woke up and was like, really cuddly and just, you know, sweet. So, I told him that I liked him and he thought I meant like, ‘wow hyung, you’re great, I like you’.” 

 

“And?” Chanyeol provides, eating Tao’s stolen pancakes.  

 

“And I was like, no, I-, you know! I just told how I felt!” 

 

“That’s it?” Jongin says, confused, “That’s all you said?” 

 

“Yeah.” 

 

Kyungsoo scoffs, rolling his eyes as he looks at Jongin fondly, “He’s not going to go on and on about how much he needs Minseok-hyung and then burst into tears like you did, hon.” 

 

Jongin flushes at that, pouting before smiling shyly. Tao breaks the moment though, shoving his fork in the air before pointing it at Jongdae.  

 

“I need to know what you exactly said, Ge. Like word for word .” 

 

“That’s between me and Dae only,” Minseok says, startling all of them.  

 

The all stare at him as he walks over and sits right next to Jongdae, startling the younger by smiling at him, before reaching to take a piece of kimchi. The others just stare at the pair, Jongdae bright red as Minseok starts to eats quietly. 

 

They all agree to eat and question Jongdae separately, not having the guts to confront the other in front of the oldest. 

 

Baekhyun watches them before angrily shoving an omelet piece in his mouth, narrowing his eyes when Jongdae giggles at something Minseok says under his breath.  

 

He’s going to get Jongdae to spill, whether he likes it or not.  

 

And when Minseok isn’t there.