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honestly what did you expect? (voltron textfic)

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lance has added keith, shiro, allura, pidge, hunk, coran and matt to 'lady gaga is a lesbian'

 

labce: y hello there

 

labce: ive gathered you all here today

 

shirio: lance what is this

 

labce: to say that lady gaga is a lesbian

 

labce: damnit shiro you ruined it

 

shirio: 1. language and 2. sorry

 

sunboy: see now u upset shiro

 

shirio: im not upset

 

sunboy: he may never forgive us

 

labce: oh no what have i done

 

alluba: Lance!!!!!!! did!!!!! you!!!!!! make!!!!!!! my!!!!!!!! husband!!!!!!!! sad!?!??!??!?!?!?!!??

 

mbitch: i heard sad shirt

 

mbitch: wai

 

labce: shirt

 

sunboy: shirt

 

alluba: shirt

 

shirio: shirt

 

greendye: shirt and why are you texting us in a group called lady gaga is a lesbian

 

keith: wh

 

labce has changed 'keith' to 'xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx'

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: i

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: ,,,,, okay so i hate this already and ive only been here for like less than a minute

 

labce: its my job to make everyone as miserable as possible in the shortest amount of time

 

sunboy: as his best friend of 14 years i can 100% confirm this statement

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: wait plesae say pidge is here i dont wanna suffer alone

 

greendye: its me, ya gender neutral friend, uhh, skinny penis

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: oh thank fuck

 

alluba: i love that hes not complaining about his name

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: its a they/them day i beg

 

alluba: oop ok

 

alluba: sos

 

shirio: keith?

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: ohgodohfuck

 

labce: ?

 

shirio: see, last night i noticed a /dent/ in the ice cream

 

shirio: can you see where im going with this?

 

xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: im sorry shiro also can someone /plesae/ change my name?

 

greendye: i got u 

 

greendye has changed 'xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx' to 'keitheth'

 

keitheth: yknow what

 

keitheth: sure

 

labce: SO ANYWAYS

 

sunboy: oh no here we go again

 

labce: WHAT I REALLY GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TO SAY IS

 

sunboy: ignore him

 

labce: HUNKY BOY HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

 

sunboy: wait for it

 

labce: AND I DO TOO?!!?!?

 

greendye: uh cool but you forget im aroace and have no idea why youre so hyped over this

 

shirio: ignore them, congrats to you lutendant garr-clain

 

mbitch: was that a 

 

mbitch: whatever and yeah congrats boys

 

alluba: about time you stop complaining to me about being lonely

 

labce: al L   U R    a

 

shirio: uh keith?

 

shirio: you alive over there bud?

 

keitheth: yeah, yeah i was finishing stuff

 

greendye: what 'stuff'

 

keitheth: pidge. 

 

greendye: whoops gotta blast-

 

labce: 

 

labce: wokay

 

 

 

 

greendye > keitheth

 

greendye: hey you okay?

 

keitheth: mhm

 

keitheth: peachy

 

greendye: call?

 

keitheth:

 

keitheth: please

 

 

call ended (3:56:23)

 

greendye: please take care of yourself i hate seeing you so shriveled and sad

 

keitheth: ughbhgbh but it takes so much EFFORT! 

 

greendye: i know keith

 

greendye: i know