lance has added keith, shiro, allura, pidge, hunk, coran and matt to 'lady gaga is a lesbian'
labce: y hello there
labce: ive gathered you all here today
shirio: lance what is this
labce: to say that lady gaga is a lesbian
labce: damnit shiro you ruined it
shirio: 1. language and 2. sorry
sunboy: see now u upset shiro
shirio: im not upset
sunboy: he may never forgive us
labce: oh no what have i done
alluba: Lance!!!!!!! did!!!!! you!!!!!! make!!!!!!! my!!!!!!!! husband!!!!!!!! sad!?!??!??!?!?!?!!??
mbitch: i heard sad shirt
greendye: shirt and why are you texting us in a group called lady gaga is a lesbian
labce has changed 'keith' to 'xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx'
xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: ,,,,, okay so i hate this already and ive only been here for like less than a minute
labce: its my job to make everyone as miserable as possible in the shortest amount of time
sunboy: as his best friend of 14 years i can 100% confirm this statement
xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: wait plesae say pidge is here i dont wanna suffer alone
greendye: its me, ya gender neutral friend, uhh, skinny penis
xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: oh thank fuck
alluba: i love that hes not complaining about his name
xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: its a they/them day i beg
alluba: oop ok
shirio: see, last night i noticed a /dent/ in the ice cream
shirio: can you see where im going with this?
xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx: im sorry shiro also can someone /plesae/ change my name?
greendye: i got u
greendye has changed 'xX_CoolEmo1028_Xx' to 'keitheth'
keitheth: yknow what
labce: SO ANYWAYS
sunboy: oh no here we go again
labce: WHAT I REALLY GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TO SAY IS
sunboy: ignore him
labce: HUNKY BOY HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
sunboy: wait for it
labce: AND I DO TOO?!!?!?
greendye: uh cool but you forget im aroace and have no idea why youre so hyped over this
shirio: ignore them, congrats to you lutendant garr-clain
mbitch: was that a
mbitch: whatever and yeah congrats boys
alluba: about time you stop complaining to me about being lonely
labce: al L U R a
shirio: uh keith?
shirio: you alive over there bud?
keitheth: yeah, yeah i was finishing stuff
greendye: what 'stuff'
greendye: whoops gotta blast-
greendye > keitheth
greendye: hey you okay?
call ended (3:56:23)
greendye: please take care of yourself i hate seeing you so shriveled and sad
keitheth: ughbhgbh but it takes so much EFFORT!
greendye: i know keith
greendye: i know