Knights of the Oblong Table:
PanDragon: Its official guys
PanDragon: We now have conclusive proof that morgana is evil
Sir Lance: I am almost afraid to ask.
tankthetop: yeah I don’t see how she could possibly top the x-box incident
gin-n-tonic: im genuinely scared
Leon: Uh oh…
Leon: Please tell me she didn’t
PanDragon: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
Leon: Well… Sorta?
Leon: I might have seen her Amazon basket.
PanDragon: I am going to KILL YOU!
Sir Lance: Guys
PanDragon: I am going to kill you and frame her
Sir Lance: What did she do?
PanDragon: SHE GLITTER BOMBED MY CLOSET!
Sir Lance: …
gin-n-tonic: i was right to be scared
Leon: Its worse than I thought
PanDragon: Its everywhere.
PanDragon: My jersey is covered in glitter
PanDragon: Im gonna look like a bloody disco ball tomorrow!
tankthetop: is the word play intentional?
tankthetop: because if it is…
PanDragon: OH GOD ITS IN MY SOCK DRAWER TOO!
gin-n-tonic: what about your underwear
PanDragon: THAT TOO!
PanDragon: That bitch is dead!
Sir Lance: I thought Leon was dead
Leon: Thx Lance
Sir Lance: Always at your service ;)
PanDragon: Staged murder-suicide
PanDragon: You know i bet i could get morgana to actually kill leon
gin-n-tonic: but shed get away with it
PanDragon: Yeah youre right…
Leon: Okay I am afraid for my life rn
tankthetop: there was glitter involved and you kept quiet
tankthetop: you did this to yourself
tankthetop: seriously tho. the world play?
PanDragon: … its in my hair
PanDragon: And she’s LAUGHING AT ME!
tankthetop: answer the question
PanDragon: What? Idk
PanDragon: Wait lemme ask
Leon: Even if so ive seen the them do more insensitive things to each other
PanDragon: Im not exactly in the closet percy. I mean look at my name.
PanDragon: She says it was a funny bonus
PanDragon: I think she just fell on the floor laughing
PanDragon: Besides im plotting to frame her for murder rn so…
Leon: NOT FUNNY
tankthetop: so youre not offended?
tankthetop: id be offended
gin-n-tonic: yea but its you
gin-n-tonic: nobodyd do that after the whole debacle, cmon
gin-n-tonic: besides youd snap them like a twig if someone did.
Sir Lance: Hey, Elyan
L-nyan: Sorry I missed all the excitement
PanDragon: Dont you dare
PanDragon: I know guinevere must have told you about this
PanDragon: Double murder suicide
L-nyan: I can make it up to you
PanDragon: You most CERTAINLY CANNOT!
L-nyan: Give her a hug
L-nyan: That way she’d be all glittery too
L-nyan: And Leon!
PanDragon: K i forgive you
Leon: I hate all of you
Sir Lance: I mean you could just not snog arthurs technically-sister
Leon: Shut up, Lance!
Sir Lance: <3
Ouija Board Bitches:
scream my name: HAHAHA
scream my name: I am the QUEEN OF REVENGE!!!
pointyWizardry: You did it?!
Queenevere: Oh my god
Queenevere: How was it
scream my name: Ah, my darling Guinevere…
scream my name: It was… Now, how shall I put it?
pointyWizardry: Punctuation. Mustve been good
scream my name: Good?
scream my name: It was amazing.
scream my name: It was beautiful!
scream my name: It was the most breathtakingly sparkling, supremely evil thing in revenge history with just a whisper of gay to spice it up.
pointyWizardry: Well even so we’re all going to be cleaning glitter out of our asses until we graduate from uni.
scream my name: And it was WORTH IT!
scream my name: Crap gotta go
Queenevere: Damn i hadnt even thought of that
Queenevere: You know arthurs gonna retaliate
Queenevere: The odds of not getting caught up in the middle is about -2
pointyWizardry: We’re fucked