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Pit had been trying to fight off a horde of monsters on his own, their sudden outbreak still unexplained, and was starting to feel himself tiring out.

“Uh, Lady Palutena? Requesting backup here! Please!” He asked his goddess, hoping she wouldn't quip before getting him the help he needed.

“Don't worry, help is on the way!” Thankfully, it seemed she had a good grasp of the situation.

“Bet you still wont send me a machine-gun robot girlfriend...” He joked, narrowly escaping an attack from one of the monsters.

“Well, he's not a girl, but from what I gathered during the last smash tournament, that's the only thing differing from your request...”

“Uh?” That would make it a machine-gun robot boyfriend, but who could-

Oh no.

“WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE AM I?!...” The blue robot was looking around frantically, his mega buster ready to shoot at anything that he'd deem threatening enough, until his eyes landed on the angel. “Pit?! What is going on?!”

The angel flushed red in the face at the implications, and mumbled, almost whining. “Lady Palutena...”

“What?” The goddess asked, amusement clear in her tone.

“Bring him back home. Please.”

“Hmpf. Spoilsport.”