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House of Dirk

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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A TYPICAL, AMERICAN BOY... 

 

WHO BUMPED INTO A TYPICAL, RED-BLOODED, AMERICAN CHERUB. 

THEY BECAME GOOD FRIENDS, AND FOUND THEY HAD A LOT IN COMMON. 

 

COMBAT...

 

PHILOSOPHY...

 

LIFE... DRAWING...

 

LOVE...

 

AND WHEN THE CHERUB FOUND THE BOY TO BE ATTRACTIVE, DESIRABLE, IRRESISTIBLE, HE DID WHAT ANY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN CHERUB WOULD DO. 

 

HE ASKED THE HUMAN TO MARRY HIM. 

 

[STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

 

THEY HAD A TYPICAL WEDDING...

 

WENT ON A TYPICAL HONEYMOON...

 

MOVED INTO A TYPICAL HOME... 

BUT...

 

[GUNSHOTS]

[SCREAMING]

[STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

 

 

WHEN YOU MARRY A CHERUB, EVEN THE MOST TYPICAL HOUSEHOLD CAN BE ANYTHING BUT. 

 

[ROLL TITLE]

[CUE THEME SONG]

[THE STUDIO AUDIENCE IMAGINES IT'S REALLY CATCHY]